Stupid Quotes New Status


  • I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

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  • A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid

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  • Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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  • You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

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  • I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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  • Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue

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  • If a blonde throws you a grenad~e…you pull the pin and throw it back! 

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  • I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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  • I never apologise. I’m sorry~, that’s just the way I am.

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  • My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

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  • The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

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  • Its only funny until someone gets hurt. … Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

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  • Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

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  • I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

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  • I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later

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  • I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THA~T is what I wonder. I won~der what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering… I wonder.

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  • You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

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  • ~ed child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

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  • Go for the happy endings, because life doesn’t have any sequels. If you keep chasing yesterday, you’re going to miss tomorrow.

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  • You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

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  • Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

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  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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  • Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Cra~zy? I was crazy once

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  • I used to have a handle o~n life, but it broke.
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  • The person who laugh~s last at a joke..didn’t get it

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  • If you ever decide to lea~ve me, I’m going with you.

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  • If you don’t know wha~t you are talking about, at least act like you do.

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  • Think of how stup~id the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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  • Second is the first loser.


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  • Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

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  • I don’t suffer from in~sanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

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  • You can lie to me, You c~an lie to the court, hell… You can even lie in front of my car

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  • Put your seatbelt ~on guys, I wanna try something.

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  • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an ~unarmed opponent

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  • Im not stupid I just l~ack common sense
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  • when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun

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  • Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

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  • Don’t hate me cause i’m bea~utiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo

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  • When butterflies fall in~ love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

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  • A cheerleader is a dance~r gone retarded.

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  • I once thought I was ~wrong, but I was mistaken.

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  • OH MY GOD!! The ~rain’s wet

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  • You’re playing stupid a~gain.. Looks like you’re winning too.

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  • Some people are pret~ty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

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  • An apple a day keeps~ the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

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  • Everything is the same… Only different. – Smell the color nine. – Don’t look at me in that tone of voice! – Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

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  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

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  • The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

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  • Think smarter, not harder

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  • I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

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  • I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…
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  • If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer

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  • Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

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  • God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

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  • You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

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  • How old is your 16 year old sister??? P.S. Someone really asked me that

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  • Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle

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  • I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose

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  • The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

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  • When life throws a lemon at you, take it. Then ask, what else have you got?

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  • Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

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  • I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want. Well I’m still not an Elephant.

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  • I was told that if I worked hard I can be anythi~ng I want. Well I’m still not an Elephant.

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  • If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting

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  • If you were 2 times as smart as you are n~ow…you would still be stupid

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  • There is no such thing as stupid qu~estions..only stupid people

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  • We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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  • Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

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  • “Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forres~t Gump

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  • Okay! explain everything you know, it ~will only take 20 seconds!

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  • Sometimes I think I’m smart..but mo~st of the time I don’t think.

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  • To write with broken pencils is pointless.
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  • I told my girlfriend I n~eeded some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you

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  • A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now

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  • The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.

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  • The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.

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  • Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid e~nough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas

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  • Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid ~enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas

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  • The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are

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  • Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about

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  • Hurry up and take your time.
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  • Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school

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  • One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

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  • You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

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  • When I say something stupid, look at me! It ~may be important

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  • Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

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  • If people say we are all unique and specia~l in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid

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  • People’s last words: – Throw~ me that knife, please! – Is it the black wire? – I’ll check how deep the lake is. – Was this seafood

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  • Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet

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  • I can’t wait to see the invisible man

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  • I can’t wait to see the invisible~ manI’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

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  • Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
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  • I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

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  • I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart

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  • There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

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  • Its not easy to argue with yourself… YES IT IS No its not! SHUT UP! make me stupid… im done> NOW MY TURN when life gives you lemons make lemonade. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE! i wanted a freakin cookie

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  • America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to th~eir own stupid opinion



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  • In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China

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  • Stupidity is proved itself when yo~u try desperately to prove you are not stupid.

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  • Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It ~makes people think you are smart.

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  • If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity

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  • Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car

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  • I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations


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  • Nothing is impossible, unless yo~u can’t do it.
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  • If I used all my intelligence it would be ~dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity

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  • Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients~ have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

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  • Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

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  • There’s no vaccine against stupid.

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  • I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

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  • I am never serious. Seriously.
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  • With fame I become more and mor~e stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

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  • I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

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  • I never apologize, I’m sorry b~ut that’s just the way I am.

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  • t has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

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  • Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid

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  • Everything is good, unless it’s not.

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  • My mother told me I’m smart. My tea~cher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

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  • Hey, I know someone who has the same na~me as you do. Wanna know the name

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  • If you want to look thin and young, ha~ng around old fat people.

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  • I know I’m stupid but you~ don’t have to point it out.
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  • I always lie. Trust me.

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  • I always lie. Trust me.If pe~ople are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

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  • I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

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  • When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

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  • I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

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  • Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol

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  • Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

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  • I’m so cool, even I want to be me.


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  • Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip? Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

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  • I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

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  • Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

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  • Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow


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  • A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot

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  • My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

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  • I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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  • The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.

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  • When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

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  • I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

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  • Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning

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  • It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.

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  • A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

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  • When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

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  • I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

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  • They misunderestimated me.

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  • I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

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  • I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.

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  • I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.

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  • I’m giving you a definite maybe. – Sam Goldwyn I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t. – Ulysses S. Grant Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes). It’s bad luck to be superstitious. Celibacy is not hereditary. Excuse me, but do these stairs go up? Traffic is moving at a standstill. – Traffic Reporter This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it. Winter related injuries occur more often in winter. – Newswoman

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  • Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

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  • Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer

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  • I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

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  • Imagine a tsunami was coming? Would you… a.) Run for cover b.) Go surfing c.) Run to the nearest mountain or d.) Help your family? You know what I’ll do? STOP IMAGINING

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  • Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE 

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  • I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.

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  • China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

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  • Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

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  • Being stupid is its own reward.
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  • And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.

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  • Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life

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  • I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
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  • Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

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  • Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

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  • f someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

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  • You can’t just let nature run wild.

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  • I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.

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  • As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

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  • Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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  • If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

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  • I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

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  • The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

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  • Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
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  • Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo. Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo. Mom: Why? Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet

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  • Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
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  • If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

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  • If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.

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  • wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!

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  • There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

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  • I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.

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  • I think we agree, the past is over.
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  • I have two sons. Both are boys.

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  • Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
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  • I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that. So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful

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  • Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene

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  • You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end

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  • I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

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  • I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order

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  • I think war is a dangerous place.

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  • There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer

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  • I have two daughters…both are girls

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  • You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

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  • My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

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  • If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

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  • Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

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  • I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

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  • If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got

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  • I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

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  • It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.

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  • Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

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  • I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

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  • I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.

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  • HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
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  • If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?

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  • Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips

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  • Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips

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  • The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.

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  • Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.

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  • Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

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  • If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.

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  • agels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot. Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life. Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right? One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

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  • I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

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  • A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

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  • I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.

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  • The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
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  • The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

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  • I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
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  • If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

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  • I’m not crazy just the voices are!
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  • Wherever you go, there you are.


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  • I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
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  • Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

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  • Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
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  • People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

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  • 62.3% of all statistics are made up.
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  • Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

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  • Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

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  • Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.

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  • Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

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  • You can observe a lot just by watching.
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  • Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
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  • We made too many wrong mistakes.

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  • I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard… This was his answer.. 1.”Do you know how fast you were going” 2.”How much time have you done?” 3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite “I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday

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  • I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

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  • Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

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  • The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

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  • Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

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  • It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

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  • We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

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  • I can’t believe I read this thread.

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  • You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.


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  • My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.

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  • Stupidity is not covered by warranty.


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  • To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping

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  • Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.

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  • How do you get youtube to film you?
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  • Oh no she didn’t
  • Sweetie I think she just did.

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  • Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital

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  • Recalculating….. At your next right, turn left. Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

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  • What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.


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  • The day is brighter than the night.

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  • A day without sunshine is, like night.


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  • Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

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  • The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.

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  • Only ignorance excuses stupidity.

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  • If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again

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  • Honestly, I lie way too much.
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  • Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please

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  • No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.

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  • When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.

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  • I’m not going to dignify that with an answer. A two year old asks her pregnant mother if the baby can see inside of her be~lly. Before the mother~ can answer her five year old brother says “Yeah dummy he just has to flip on the light switch

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  • What color was Napoleon’s white horse? Uh, I donno… Black

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  • Hey Everyone!!!!…Lets play stupid,…Are you Ready…Get Set…Stop!… .OK..”You All Win”…Congratulations…Wanna…Play Again.

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  • Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.

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  • You can’t fix stupid, but yo~u can punch it.

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  • Stupidity is a perfect ex~cuse.

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  • Stupidity is not my stro~ng point.

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  • An intelligent hell w~ould be better than a stupid paradise.

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  • It is what it is or is it

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  • If you were a potato, you would be a g~ood potato.


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  • What side of stupid did you wake up on? Wh~ere were you the day the brains were passed out

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  • Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he

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  • I just can’t stand how everyone lately seems to be saying “I mean” before they even start their sentence. Or “I know” “You Know” “Or Whatever” “Like” “Know What I Mean”. All of the people sayin~g these things to me sound very stupid. How can all these ~eople be graduating high school when they don’t even know how to ~speak!! College kids even talk~ like this!! Even doctors are now into saying the word “So” before all their sentences. There is no such thing as English anymore. Our world is falling apart.

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  • I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!

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  • I is not an retard
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  • Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol

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  • You arent stupid unless you are the total o~pposite of smart which you are

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  • Some people are just naive, while other~s are just stupid.

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  • You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I gr~ew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet. My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics

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  • Repetition is a sign of stupidity.~ Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign~ of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…

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  • I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

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  • To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to ~love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To su~ffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to su~ffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.

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  • Stupidity is a state of mind.
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  • There’s only one thi~ng worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.

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  • Don’t tell me I can b~e anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume

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  • I once had a pet SN~AIL, but it RAN away from me
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