Stupid Quotes Sms Message


  • The strawberry shampoo ~doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way

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  • Don’t ever ask my name ~twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.

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  • I used to follow my dreams ~until the anti- stalking came into effect.

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  • Stupid people won’t laugh ~reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.

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  • My thermometer is sick. Get ~the thermometer…oh wait…

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  • Half the people you know are below average.

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  • If you’re going to be s~tupid you better be tough.
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  • People always say you ca~n be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.

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  • We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.

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  • If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.

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  • Girl1: Hey, they said you faile~d in English class, is it true? Girl 2: What? Who telled you?

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  • Feelings are never stupid, they ju~st make us feel stupid sometimes.

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  • Sometimes I just lie on the flo~or and pretend that I’m a carrot.

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  • I’ll think about conside~ring it. Me too, as well, also. Only half the lies I tell are true. I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons. Not even duct tape can fix stupid.

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  • Have you ever won~dered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet
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  • I thought a thought that I thoug~ht I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.

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    • So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.



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    • Jesus cured all diseases. ~Except stupidity.

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    • Never be a spectator of unfairness~ or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time for silence.

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    • You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

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    • I am not insane… My mom ~got me tested.
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    • The more stupid one is, the ~closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.

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    • You can be sincere and ~still be stupid.

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    • What is the only flaw of ~being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.

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    • Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments I question the intelligence ~of the human race.

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    • Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

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    • Video games – the v~irtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.

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