Tamil SMS shayari 2016


  1. Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
  2. PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
  3. AMAICHAR

  4. ==========================
  5. "Heart attackna enna theriyuma? 
  6. Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. 
  7. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. 
  8. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, 
  9. face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. 
  10. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... 
  11. "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum 
  12. bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, 
  13. Athukku per thaan heart attack.

  14. ==========================
  15. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. 
  16. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, 
  17. even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

  18. ==========================
  19. Yesterday i decided to sucide
  20. I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
  21. At that time i got a message in my mobile.
  22. It's your message , after i read it
  23. i decided to live.
  24. U know why?
  25. Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, 
  26. na yaen saganum"...!

  27. ==========================
  28. Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
  29. Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
  30. Rojavaivida
  31. Alaganadu
  32. En theriuma?
  33. Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

  34. ==========================
  35. 1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
  36. 10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
  37. Enna ulagamba

  38. ==========================
  39. Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
  40. Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
  41. Josiar: ……

  42. ==========================
  43. Two Wheeler Thought
  44. 'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
  45. But
  46. 'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?



  47. ==========================


  48. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... 
  49. fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

  50. ==========================
  51. BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail 
  52. Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 
  53. 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 
  54. 2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 
  55. 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 
  56. 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.
  57. Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...
  58. Limted period offer innike matume....

  59. ==========================
  60. Dr Monitor MBBS,
  61. ulcer Specialist.
  62. Dr.Wills
  63. Lungs Specialist.
  64. Dr.Manikchand
  65. Mouth Cancer Specialist.
  66. Dr.Beer
  67. Thoppai Specialist...

  68. ==========================
  69. Thel kottina valikkum... 
  70. paambu kottina valikkum .. 
  71. mudi kottina valikkuma......

  72. ==========================
  73. Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
  74. rendavathu masam Febuary!
  75. Pathavathu masam enna?
  76. Student: Delivary teacher.

  77. ==========================
  78. Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? 
  79. naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 
  80. 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

  81. ==========================
  82. Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 
  83. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 
  84. 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 
  85. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 
  86. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

  87. ==========================
  88. The words which never complete without "u" 
  89. D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ 
  90. Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha


  91. ==========================

  92. Naragathil yeman and man.
  93. MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
  94. YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

  95. ==========================
  96. "LOVE" pani
  97. "NASAMA"
  98. Porathai Vida.!
  99. "SIGHT"
  100. Adichu
  101. "SANTHOSAMA"
  102. Irunga.!
  103. Its my big advice for you.!
  104. ippadikku... Best friend

  105. ==========================
  106. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... 
  107. Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

  108. ==========================
  109. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... 
  110. Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

  111. ==========================
  112. Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
  113. Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
  114. Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"

  115. ==========================
  116. Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal 
  117. SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) 
  118. appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

  119. ==========================
  120. One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
  121. Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

  122. ==========================
  123. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, 
  124. Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa


  125. ==========================

  126. Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... 
  127. Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... 
  128. un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

  129. ==========================
  130. Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? 
  131. Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... 
  132. Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. 
  133. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

  134. ==========================
  135. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. 
  136. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

  137. ==========================
  138. Sachin century Adicha.
  139. "Stadum Full".
  140. Rajini padam Nadicha.
  141. "Theatre Full"
  142. Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
  143. "INBOX FULL"

  144. ==========================
  145. Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 
  146. 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, 
  147. Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

  148. ==========================
  149. Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
  150. "KADHAL"

  151. ==========================
  152. Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
  153. Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
  154. Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
  155. When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
  156. Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
  157. Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
  158. Friend: i can eat 10.
  159. Sardar: poda.
  160. 6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

  161. ==========================
  162. Kalaiyum neeye...
  163. Malaiyum Neeye...
  164. Mathiyanamum Neeye..
  165. Iravum Neeye....
  166. Vidinchu Nayae..
  167. Yendiri Payae...



  168. ==========================


  169. Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
  170. Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

  171. ==========================
  172. School Testla Bit adikalam... 
  173. College Testla Bit adikalam ... 
  174. Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

  175. ==========================
  176. Parthiban: Banna evlo?
  177. Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
  178. Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
  179. Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
  180. Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

  181. ==========================
  182. Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
  183. Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
  184. Wife....

  185. ==========================
  186. Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 
  187. 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? 
  188. Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

  189. ==========================
  190. "Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. 
  191. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"

  192. ==========================
  193. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...
  194. Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! Enna kodumai saaar idhu

  195. ==========================
  196. Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?
  197. Writer: padikka sonna.....
  198. ungala yaru nakki
  199. pakka sonnathu.....


  200. ==========================

  201. In a forest 10 people were walking....! 
  202. (including me) Suddenly a TIGER came 
  203. and killed 9 people..... 
  204. but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? 
  205. Because
  206. Nangadhan singamla..........

  207. ==========================
  208. Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. 
  209. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, 
  210. entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli 
  211. maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

  212. ==========================
  213. There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
  214. so kaliman demand aiducham.
  215. so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

  216. ==========================
  217. TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? 
  218. ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

  219. ==========================
  220. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... 
  221. Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! 
  222. Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

  223. ==========================
  224. Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
  225. “made in India”
  226. Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

  227. ==========================
  228. Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! 
  229. Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) 
  230. ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... 
  231. Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

  232. ==========================
  233. Super Punch:
  234. Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
  235. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
  236. “BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
  237. sarithirame illay.

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