ultimate status2017


  1. Fight NOT To Lose..Instead 0f Fighting To WIN

  2. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

  3. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

  4. I can’t find the reason why I like you. I believe that’s what love does.

  5. The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

  6. Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)

  7. I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.

  8. When there’s a will, I want to be in it.

  9. Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

  10. Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

  11. Are you the drug or the cure?

  12. The only way to fix this situation is to go back to when you asked me out…and say no.

  13. My two most HATED words..”I PROMISE”..It doesn’t mean $hit to me!

  14. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

  15. Hatred can be overcome only by love.

  16. I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone..!

  17. Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.

  18. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

  19. Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

  20. Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

  21. Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

  22. Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard

  23. Don’t try to choose which is not Urs..But..Don’t dare to loose which is only Urs

  24. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

  25. Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.

  26. I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.

  27. Nobody can teach me who I am.

  28. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

  29. Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

  30. The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

  31. “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

  32. Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does.

  33. Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

  34. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

  35. Hey there….. be there

  36. Kiss me and you will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you.

  37. I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.

  38. Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!

  39. My heart beats only for you..

  40. Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.

  41. My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.

  42. A goal properly set is halfway reached

  43. Forget the failures and work hard for success

  44. The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!

  45. I think love is fearless.

  46. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

  47. It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.

  48. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

  49. I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I will love you till the last one dies”.

  50. Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

  51. I wish I could record my dreams so that i could watch dem later……

  52. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

  53. The toughest part of letting go is realizing that the other person already did.

  54. Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

  55. I’ll love you till my final breath.

  56. You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.

  57. Trust in God, But lock your car.

  58. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

  59. The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.

  60. When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past … :(

  61. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

  62. Forget your past forgive yourself and begin again.

  63. face book is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall

  64. We do not remember days, we remember moments.

  65. Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.

  66. The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.

  67. You’re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.

  68. I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode.

  69. I loved you…but I guess that my love couldn’t save his… nothing could.

  70. For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

  71. Silent people have the loudest minds.

  72. Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.

  73. Fall in love not in line.

  74. Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy

  75. Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.

  76. All girls are my sisters except you.

  77. Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

  78. Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.

  79. Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

  80. If you can dream it, you can do it.

  81. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

  82. I am feeling blissful to have you as friend in my life..

  83. Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

  84.   

  85. Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s always a…………woman or girl :)

  86. Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive on this planet.

  87. You were a moment, but now, you’re a memory!

  88. Don’t be religious, be Earthian

  89. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

  90. Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

  91. If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

  92. I love crying in the rain. because when i do, no one can hear the pain.

  93. Love is in my Heart.

  94. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

  95. Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.

  96. Getting over him sounds great but being in his arms sounds a lot better

  97. “I still love him. And here’s the worst part. I want him back. – Ree”

  98. Nothing is true everything is fake. Where there is no place for truthfulness to prevail.

  99. I didn’t change, I just woke up.

  100. No love is greater than mom’s love, no care is greater than dad’s care.

  101. Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.

  102. If you have to think before spending money on anything, you’re not rich enough

  103. I’m missing someone right now…and that someone is you.

  104. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

  105. Sometimes On The Way To The Dream – U Get Lost And Find A Better One ?? ??

  106. I truly have enough money to live comfortably and quitely for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

  107. Before you let go. Remember the reason why you were hanging on.

  108. Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

  109. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

  110. Our new generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we just text or call to say we’re outside..;)

  111. Be a kickass girl with a mind, with an cool attitude, and a lady with class.

  112. Friends make the bad times good… and the good times unforgettable..

  113. Sometimes it takes being away from someone for a while to realise how much you need them in your life.

  114. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

  115. Do you want to judge me? Please take a look at you.

  116. Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping :-(

  117. My level of maturity is depends on who i’m with.

  118. I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears..

  119. Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

  120. Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.

  121. I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!

  122. I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ??

  123. If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.

  124. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

  125. I love you all because hate is my enemy.

  126. I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

  127. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

  128. The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.

  129. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

  130. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

  131. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

  132. Phones are quite better than girlfriends, At least we can switch it off.

  133. You never just stop loving someone, either you always will, or you never did in the first place.

  134. Love Beautifully, Dream Passionately, Love Completely.

  135. I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.

  136. The irony of life is, it gives you the hardest of times when u least expect it.

  137. Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

  138. I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.

  139. I may win and i may lose but i will never be defeated.

  140. Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.

  141. A true friend is someone who gives you hope when you ran out of it.

  142. Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable ….Mahtma Gandhi

  143. Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty.

  144. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

  145. Someone on his status said “Sleeping” …since 4 Days! He’s Probably dead. ?

  146. I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.

  147. Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

  148. It’s amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

  149. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

  150. There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.

  151. According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.

  152. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

  153. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

  154. If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up J

  155. The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

  156. Only fools fall in love and i think, i am one of them.

  157. “I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with”

  158. Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.

  159. The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.

  160. Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.

  161. Just follow the glow; yeah it won’t be long just to know that you’re not alone.

  162. Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..

  163. Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

  164. The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.

  165. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

  166. You can do anything, but not everything.

  167. Friends are the sunshine of life.

  168. Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.

  169. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

  170. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

  171. There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

  172. Comparison is the thief of joy.


  173.   

  174. The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.

  175. Love is all we need. Money is all we want.

  176. I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

  177. Soon I will become a genius ??

  178. I’m sorry for being me. I won’t ever do it again.

  179. “Success” all depends on the second letter.

  180. People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.

  181. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

  182. I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

  183. If best friends are quarreling, let them work it out themselves.

  184. I will marry to the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card

  185. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.

  186. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

  187. Marriage is like a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife always ‘shops’.

  188. If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.

  189. People say nothing is Impossible, But I do nothing everyday! B-)

  190. SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

  191. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

  192. I cannot give you a demo of my love. Take it or leave it.

  193. Not always available, try your luck ??

  194. Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

  195. i know you look on my status.

  196. I only get jealous because i love you, and i don’t want anyone else to have you.

  197. A friend to all is a friend to none.

  198. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

  199. Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

  200. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

  201. I’m so Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As They have!

  202. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

  203. Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

  204. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

  205. Don’t just wish for it, work for it.

  206. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  207. “”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””

  208. “My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.”

  209. Great power comes with great electricity bills.

  210. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

  211. Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

  212. Even the darkest night will end and Sun will rise

  213. You can disturb me….I’m available.

  214. You can’t start the next chapter of your life. If you keep re-reading the last one.

  215. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

  216. People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.

  217. Sometimes you need to run away, Just to see who will come after you.

  218. A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

  219. You don’t have time to pass your love.

  220. I hate math but I love counting money.

  221. If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn’t seem wonderful at all.

  222. The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.

  223. Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.

  224. You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.

  225. Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently

  226. Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.

  227. INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…

  228. Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

  229. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

  230. Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

  231. Don’t rush on anything. When the time is right, it’ll happen.

  232. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

  233. Don’t ever broke my best friend’s heart, if you do I will try to kill you with my own hands.

  234. You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

  235. 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.

  236. Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.

  237. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

  238. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..

  239. First love is the best love

  240. “Please don’t evr get confused between my persnality & my attitud

  241. Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

  242. If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.

  243. Is tired of trying, sick of crying, yea I’m smiling, but inside I’m dying…!!

  244. My rose is red, Your eyes are blue, You love me, and I love u. Happy valentine’s day. Happy Rose Day!

  245. It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right.

  246. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

  247. Develop A Passion For Learning…If You Do, You Will Never Cease To Grow.

  248. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

  249. I don’t love the way you lie.

  250. “I am sorry for those people that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”

  251. Don’t make excuses, make improvements.

  252. In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

  253. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.

  254. If you fall. I’ll be there.

  255. You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.

  256. Don’t cry over somebody that won’t cry over you.

  257. Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

  258. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

  259. Bunch of Red Rose for my true love I can’t live without you “I love you” Happy Rose Day.

  260. Shadi khud ki GF se karni chahiye dusro ki se to gharwale he karwa dete hain.

  261. You’ll never leave where you are until you decide where you’d rather be.

  262. To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.

  263. Silence is a most powerful conversation.

  264. No one is going to love you, if you don’t love yourself.

  265. Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.

  266. My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude..

  267. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

  268. The better the relationship…the worse the breakup.

  269. Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.

  270. Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski

  271. Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.

  272. Love Is My Favorite Mistake

  273. but it depends on how well we avoid the misunderstanding.

  274. Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.

  275. After Tuesday, even the calender mood says “W T F”.

  276. He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life

  277. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status

  278. Work until you will complete your milestone.

  279. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

  280. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

  281. What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

  282. Cry only for cuts and stitches not fot bastards and bitches.

  283. The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

  284. Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.

  285. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

  286. If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.

  287. Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

  288. The most beautiful line is But, I love you!!

  289. I don’t need 2 explain myself, I know I’m right.

  290. Stop falling in love with me.

  291. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

  292. The only reason I am fat because a tiny body can’t store all this personality.

  293. Life does not have a remote; get up and change it yourself.

  294. There’s always one person that everybody else loves but you HATE.

  295. I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.

  296. Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

  297. Diamonds are pretty and so are pearls..But..Nothing’s as gorgeous as me and my girls.

  298. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.

  299. I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.

  300. My attitude is based on how you treat me.

  301. Everyone falls, but one day, Someone will pick you and dust the dirt off.

  302. Sorry, you are not pretty on the insider either.

  303. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  304. Be with someone who is proud to have you.

  305. A nation’s treasure is in its scholars.

  306. Success is steady progress toward’s one’s personal goal.

  307. Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.

  308. You have to trust the person you love, or love someone else you can trust.

  309. Life is too short to remove USB safely.

  310. Act like Nothing happened is – “one of the hardest task i’ve ever came across.”

  311. If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!

  312. Plan ‘A’ Fail? …Wait…still you have 25 letters remaining.

  313. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

  314. No DP because too many people najar lagaing.

  315. And A boy never express

  316. One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

  317. I am hot dude with cool attitude

  318. Trust is like a paper, Once its crumpled. It can’t be perfect.

  319. I’m done begging for your love.

  320. Well, I’m sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bad Lover

  321. I think, God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

  322. One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching

  323. Don’t ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotionas.

  324. Sometimes you just need some space…………To fart.

  325. Yeah. I’m a badass.

  326. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

  327. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……

  328. Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.

  329. I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.

  330. I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???

  331. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

  332. The moment you realize that no one is your enemy, except yourself.

  333. Hate a person seriously but never try to love for fun.

  334. I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.

  335. I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.

  336. ##@@@On a scale of 1 to 10: You are 9 and I am the 1 you need.

  337. Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.

  338. Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.

  339. I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year.

  340. It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing

  341. Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

  342. Need Love…? …….No…I would prefer vodka..!!

  343. Silence is the best response to a fool.

  344. you the read first line wrong…

  345. Follow your heart and see where you land.

  346. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

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