Weekend Status Whatsapp New 2017

⧭Wishing everyone a great sunday full of laughter and family⧭

⧪Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in⬌⬌

⧪Restatus if you’re happy its the weekend! This should get at least 500 RT’s

⧭I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he’s still not talking to me⬌⬌

⧭Dear Weekend, I’ve missed you..Welcome back.

⧪Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English⧭⧭You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend⧭⧭

⧭The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

⧪My neighbor’s are going out of town for the ⧪⧪weekend so I finally have the house to myself.


⧪Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away….):

⧪My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said “any bar I walk into⬋⬋

⧪⧪Dear weekend, I’ve missed you so much.

⧭I stayed at a really nice, ⧭⧭really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

⧬⧬The weekend went by and I don

⧪⧪Restatus if you’re happy the weekend is here!

⧭⧭If my employer were more democratic than ⧪⧪communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the “mid-week weekend” incentive program that I just made up. I vote “aye”

⧭⧭There aren’t enough days in the weekend.

⧪⧪⧪Hello weekend, i have missed you.

⬊⬋⬋⬋Thinks Sunday should be 48 hours instead of the usual 24, so we have more time to prepare for Monday.

⬋⬋I’m a teenager. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.

⧭⧭I’m a teenager. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.

⧬⧬I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

⬊⬊Weekend homework = Homework done last minute on sunday night before I go to bed.

⬋⬋Raise your hand if you’re ready for the weekend to come already..

⬋⬋Girls who don’t smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies⬋⬋

⧭⧭click ‘like’ if u r already waiting for next weekend

⬋⬋ FRIDAY one of the most beautiful words in the ⧭⧭English language, followed closely by SATURDAY and SUNDAY. Happy Friday and Happy Weekend to all.

27. ) Climb into bed tonight with that blissful feeling that there will be no alarm clock in the morning, It’s the WEEKEND⧪⧪

⧪⧪The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it’s the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.

⧭⧭A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.

⬋⬋LIKE IF your weekend feels extended because you accomplished so many fantastic things.

⧭Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework⬋⬋Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…

⧭⧭Dear weekend, ⬋⬋I can’t wait to see you again⬋⬋

⧭⧭click ‘like’ if u r already waiting for next weekend

34. ) Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.

35. ) Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

36. ) Sunday is my official LAZY DAY…..

37. ) Wishes that Sundays came with a pause button!

38. ) Restatus if you’re happy its the weekend! This should get at least 500 RT’s

⧪⧪Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what others think. Stop waiting for the weekend. Live now⬋⬋

⧭⧭My girlfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because she doesn’t exist.

⧭⧭Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, “What are you doing this weekend?”

42. ) Does anyone else smell that? I do believe it’s the nasty stench of Monday coming on…

43. ) I wish I could just stay in bed until the weekend.

44. ) Working for the weekend, like everybody.

45. ) I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.

46. ) I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

47. ) It doesn’t have to be Sunday to Praise God.God loves us everyday!

48. ) Loves Sundays..even it’s name sounds happy..hope your Sunday is a happy one…

49. ) I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

50. ) Three of the worst words to hear… ‘Tomorrow is Monday’.

51. ) Dear weekend, Welcome back..I’ve missed you..

52. ) The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.

⬋⬋Sunday already, now where is the weekend remote so I can hit the rewind button.

⧬⧭Raise your hand if you’re ready for the weekend to come already..

55. ) It’s Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

⬋⬋It’s the weekend! The ” Responsible Adult Button” has been switched to OFF!!

⧭⧭ I hate the weekend!

⧭⧭First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

59. ) Girls who don’t smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.

60. ) No homework = Perfect weekend!

61. ) Dear Weekend, I really enjoyed the time we spent together the past couple days. I’m sorry you had to leave so quickly, but just know that you’ll be on my mind.

62. ) Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.


63. ) I wish weekend never end..

64. ) Waking up for school Waking up on a weekend:

65. ) Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, u you’re OK

66. ) Forecast for the weekend… mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

67. ) It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.

68. ) You had all weekend to do your homework! Um, sorry I have a life.

⧪⧪Dear Weekend, I’ve missed you..Welcome back.

70. ) Monday is punishment for what you did at the weekend.

71. ) Dear Weekend, I Love You.

72. ) Day by day getting closer to irritating summer.

73. ) Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework! Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…

74. ) Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let the weekdays take you away from me. Yours forever, Me.

75. ) It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.

76. ) The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?

77. ) Females who aren’t always at Parties/Clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with.

78. ) I’m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend.

79. ) I wish life had a rewind button then we could redo this weekend.

80. ) Females who aren’t always at Parties/Clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with.

81. ) The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

⬋⬋Studies have shown that people feel better and are physically healthier during the weekend.

83. ) Kandy is wishing everyone an egg-stra special Easter weekend..

84. ) I’m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend.

85. ) It’s the weekend! The ” Responsible Adult Button” has been switched to OFF!

86. ) The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it’s the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.

87. ) It’s Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

88. ) Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, “What are you doing this weekend?”

89. ) Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

90. ) Sunday…the day you realize how much you’ve procrastinated..

⬋⬋My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said “any bar I walk into⧭⧭⧭

92. ) My neighbor’s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.

93. ) Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy !

94. ) Saturday: YAY IT’S THE WEEKEND!! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

95. ) Dear weekend, I’ve missed you so much.

96. ) Dear weekend, I can’t wait to see you again.

97. ) I  THE WEEKEND, I  MUSIC, I  SUMMER & I  SLEEP

98. ) Forecast for the weekend… mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

99. ) Dear Weekend, stay here with me forever.

100. ) Re status if you’re happy the weekend is here!


101. ) The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?

102. ) Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK

103. ) I wish life had a ‘rewind-the-weekend’ button

104. ) Saturday: YAY IT’S THE WEEKEND!! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened

105. ) Dear weekend, Welcome back..I’ve missed you..

106. ) My girlfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because she doesn’t exist.

107. ) It’s Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don’t want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend’s over.

108. ) Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!

109. ) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

110. ) I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

111. ) I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend

112. ) Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy!!!

113. ) I wish life had a ‘rewind-the-weekend’ button

114. ) What better way to spend Sunday than remembering the One who made it possible for us to be here at all. Praise the Lord!

115. ) Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let the weekdays take you away from me. Yours forever, Me.

116. ) Waking up for schoolWaking up on a weekend:

117. ) I just want to have a weekend without worrying about my homework, studying, and school.

118. ) If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the “mid-week weekend” incentive program that I just made up. I vote “aye”

119. ) Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let weekdays take you away from me.

120. ) I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he’s still not talking to me!

121. ) There aren’t enough days in the weekend.

122. ) Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let weekdays take you away from me.

123. ) Dear weekend.. You’re awesome

⧬⧬Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away⬌⬌

125. ) Dear weekend.. You’re awesomeWishing everyone a great sunday full of laughter and family.

126. ) Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.

127. ) Restatus if you’re happy its the weekend! This should get at least 500 RT’s

128. ) I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he’s still not talking to me!

129. ) Dear Weekend, I’ve missed you..Welcome back.

130. ) Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend?

131. ) The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

132. ) My neighbor’s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.

⧭⧭Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away⬋⬋⬋

134. ) My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said “any bar I walk into!

135. ) Dear weekend, I’ve missed you so much.

136. ) I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

137. ) The weekend went by and I don

138. ) Restatus if you’re happy the weekend is here!

139. ) If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the “mid-week weekend” incentive program that I just made up. I vote “aye”

140. ) There aren’t enough days in the weekend.

141. ) Hello weekend, i have missed you.

142. ) Thinks Sunday should be 48 hours instead of the usual 24, so we have more time to prepare for Monday.

143. ) I’m a teenager. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.

144. ) I’m a teenager. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.

145. ) I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

146. ) Weekend homework = Homework done last minute on sunday night before I go to bed.

147. ) Raise your hand if you’re ready for the weekend to come already..

⧫⧫⧫Girls who don’t smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies⬋⬋

149. ) click ‘like’ if u r already waiting for next weekend

150. ) FRIDAY one of the most beautiful words in the English language, followed closely by SATURDAY and SUNDAY. Happy Friday and Happy Weekend to all.


151. ) Climb into bed tonight with that blissful feeling that there will be no alarm clock in the morning, It’s the WEEKEND! – Woohoo!

152. ) The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it’s the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.

153. ) A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.

154. ) LIKE IF your weekend feels extended because you accomplished so many fantastic things.

155. ) Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework! Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…

156. ) Dear weekend, I can’t wait to see you again.

157. ) click ‘like’ if u r already waiting for next weekend

158. ) Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.

159. ) Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

160. ) Sunday is my official LAZY DAY…..

161. ) Wishes that Sundays came with a pause button!

⧪⧪Restatus if you’re happy its the weekend! This should get at least 500 RT’s

163. ) Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what others think. Stop waiting for the weekend. Live now!

164. ) My girlfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because she doesn’t exist.

165. ) Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, “What are you doing this weekend?”

166. ) Does anyone else smell that? I do believe it’s the nasty stench of Monday coming on…

167. ) I wish I could just stay in bed until the weekend.

168. ) Working for the weekend, like everybody.

169. ) I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.

170. ) I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

171. ) It doesn’t have to be Sunday to Praise God.God loves us everyday!

172. ) Loves Sundays..even it’s name sounds happy..hope your Sunday is a happy one…

173. ) I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

174. ) Three of the worst words to hear… ‘Tomorrow is Monday’.

175. ) Dear weekend, Welcome back..I’ve missed you..

176. ) The worst about the weekend? The ending part.
⧭⧭Sunday already, now where is the weekend remote so I can hit the rewind button.

178. ) Raise your hand if you’re ready for the weekend to come already..

179. ) It’s Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

180. ) It’s the weekend! The⧭Responsible Adult Button” has been switched to OFF!

181. ) I hate the weekend!

182. ) ⧭First 5 days after the weekend are ⧪always the hardest.

183. ) Girls who don’t smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.

184. ) ⧭No homework = Perfect weekend!

185. ) ⧭Dear Weekend, I really enjoyed the time we spent together the past couple days. I’m sorry you had to leave so quickly, but just know that you’ll be on my mind.

186. ) ⧪Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.

187. ) I wish weekend never end..

188. ) Waking up for school Waking up on a weekend:

⧪⧪Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya⬋⬋⬋Saturday you are heaven, u you’re OK

190. ) Forecast for the weekend… mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

191. ) It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.

192. ) ⧭⧭You had all weekend to do your homework! Um, sorry I have a life.

⧪⧪Dear Weekend, I’ve missed you..Welcome back.

194. ) Monday is punishment for what you did at the weekend.

195. ) Dear Weekend, I Love You.

196. ) Day by day getting closer to irritating summer.

197. ) Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework! Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…

198. ) Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let the weekdays take you away from me. Yours forever, Me.

199. ) ⧪It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.

200. ) ⧭The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?



⧭Females who aren’t always at Parties⧭Clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with.

202. ) I’m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend.

⧭⧭I wish life had a rewind button then we could redo this weekend.

204. ) Females who aren’t always at Parties/Clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with.

205. ) The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.


206. ) Studies have shown that people feel better and are physically healthier during the weekend.

207. ) Kandy is wishing everyone an egg-stra special Easter weekend..

208. ) I’m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend.

209. ) It’s the weekend!!! The ” Responsible Adult Button” has been switched to OFF!

210. ) The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it’s the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.

211. ) It’s Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

212. ) Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, “What are you doing this weekend?”

213. ) Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

214. ) Sunday…the day you realize how much you’ve procrastinated..

215. ) My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said “any bar I walk into!!!”

216. ) My neighbor’s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.

⧪⧪Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy !

⧪⧪Saturday: YAY IT’S THE WEEKENDBlink⧭ Monday: WTF just happened?

219. ) Dear weekend, I’ve missed you so much.

220. ) Dear weekend, I can’t wait to see you again⬋⬋

221. ) ⧭I  THE WEEKEND, I  MUSIC, I  SUMMER & I  SLEEP

222. ) Forecast for the weekend… mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

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223. ) Dear Weekend, stay here with me forever.

⧭⧭Restatus if you’re happy the weekend is here⬋⬋

225. ) The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?

226. ) Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK

⧭⧭I wish life had a ‘rewind-the-weekend’ button

228. ) Saturday: YAY IT’S THE WEEKEND!! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

229. ) Dear weekend, Welcome back..I’ve missed you..

230. ) My girlfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because she doesn’t exist.

231. ) It’s Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don’t want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend’s over.

232. ) Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!

233. ) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

234. ) I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

235. ) I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend

236. ) Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy

237. ) I wish life had a ‘rewind-the-weekend’ button

238. ) What better way to spend Sunday than remembering the One who made it possible for us to be here at all. Praise the Lord!

239. ) Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let the weekdays take you away from me. Yours forever, Me.

⬋⬋Waking up for school  Waking up on a weekend:

241. ) I just want to have a weekend without worrying about my homework, studying, and school.

242. ) If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the “mid-week weekend” incentive program that I just made up. I vote “aye”

243. ) Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let weekdays take you away from me.

⧪⧪I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he’s still not talking to me⬋⬋

⧭⧭There aren’t enough days in the weekend⬋⬋

246. ) Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don’t let weekdays take you away from me.

247. ) Dear weekend.. You’re awesome

⧪⧪Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away⬋⬋

249. ) Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!

⧭⧭Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend⬋⬋

251. ) It’s the weekend!!! The ” Responsible Adult Button” has been switched to OFF!!

⬋⬋The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it’s the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.

253. ) If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the “mid-week weekend” incentive program that I just made up. I vote “aye”

254. ) Females who aren’t always at Parties/Clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with🔀🔀

255. ) Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, “What are you doing this weekend?”

256. ) My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said “any bar I walk into!!!”

257. ) I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he’s still not talking to me!

258. ) Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what others think. Stop waiting for the weekend. Live now!

259. ) Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away….):

260. ) Weekend homework = Homework done last minute on sunday night before I go to bed.

261. ) I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

262. ) I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

263. ) Girls who don’t smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.

⧭⧭Studies have shown that people feel better and are physically healthier during the weekend.265. ) Kandy is wishing everyone an egg-stra special Easter weekend..

⧭⧭It’s Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

267. ) Forecast for the weekend… mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

⬋⬋I’m a teenager. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist🔀🔀

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