whatsapp Double Meaning Jokes


  • Koi thorri der krta ha to koi zyada der,

  • Koi do teen bar krta ha to koi ik baar,

  • Koi sari raat krta ha,

  • Tb jaa k hota ha mobile charge.

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  • I ll suck u eat u,

  • Lick u,

  • Move my tongue around u,

  • It ll be owsum to feel u in my mouth.

  • I love u my strawberry ice cream.

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  • Jb b tujh ko zakhm lga,

  • Mene apna libaas utaar dia,

  • Or tere sath lipat gya,

  • Yehi mera kaam ha,

  • Suny plast mera naam ha.

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  • Nhi plz

  • Mt dbaao,

  • Ruko,

  • Plz kaha naa,

  • Mt dbaao,

  • Maan jao na,

  • Wrna ho jaye ga,

  • Dekha ho gya na,
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  • Sms khtm.

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  • Teri lita k lun ya bitha k lun?

  • Krun andhera ya bulb jalaa k lun,

  • Ya tujhy karun khaara or phir jhuka k lun,

  • Ab to bta k me teri photo,

  • Kis traah se lun?

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  • Jb bhi tujh ko koi zakhm lga,

  • Mene apna libaas utar dia,

  • Or tere jism se lipat gya,

  • Yehi mera kaam ha,

  • SaniPlast mera naam ha,

  • Or teri socch ko salaam ha.

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  • Tell a double meaning joke,

  • But both meanings should be good.

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  • Holi kkhelny ka shoq ha,

  • Pr teri pihkaari me dm nhi.

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  • Family planning advice,

  • Use rear entrance.

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  • Sania mirza back in India.

  • Milk price down by Rs: 2

  • Haso mt yaar, dono alag alag news hn

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  • Admi: Marriage bureau me call kr k.

  • Mere dono hath ni hn, kya meri shadi ho skti ha?

  • Operator: g han apka wo to ha na?

  • Admi: han ha, usi se to number dial kia.

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  • Lrrki bht mehngi bra lai or sb ko college me shirt oopr kr k dikhany lgi.

  • Sb wah wah kr uthy.

  • Jb ghr aa k almaari kholi to pta chla.

  • Bra to almari me hi thi.

  • to sb ko kya dikhaya .?
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  • Boy1: Meet my wife Teena.
  • Boy2. Oh! I know her.

  • Boy1: How? yo know
  • Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.

  • Boy1: What the Hell !!!!
  • Boy2. During lecture in the Maths class.

  • Think positive :)

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  • Punctuation Power:
  • An English Professor wrote  words:
  • “A Woman with out her man is nothing”
  • and asked his students 2 punctuate it.
  • All the boys wrote:
  • “A Woman, with out her man, is nothing”

  • While all girls wrote:
  • “the Woman: without her, man is nothing”

  • Feel the difference.

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  • Agar kisi ko mobile per setting krni ho Tuo . . ? ? .

  • Mobile k Menu me setting ka Option hay,

  • Waha se kr len

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  • A Sardar was working…
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  • for the 1st time in a garment shop…
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  • A customer girl asked:
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  • Underwear dikhana plz…
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  • Sardar thora sharmakar: ..
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  • G aaj pehna nahiN hai ..
  • 😛 😀 lolx hahahahhahahaha

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  • Pappu rings a call centre…

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  • My internet is not working properly..

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  • Officer:

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  • Ok

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  • Double click on “My computer”

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  • Pappu:

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  • I can’t see ur computer..

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  • Officer:

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  • No no..

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  • click on “My computer” on ur computer..

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  • Pappu:

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  • How can I click on ur computer from my..

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  • computer?>..

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  • Officer:

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  • listen..

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  • There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur..

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  • computer..

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  • Ok..

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  • double click on it..

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  • Pappu:

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  • what the hell, what is your computer doing on..

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  • my computer..???

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  • Officer:

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  • Double click on ur computer..

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  • Pappu:

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  • On which Icon i’ve to click..

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  • Officer:

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  • “My Computer”..

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  • Pappu:…

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  • Oh u Idiot……

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  • Tell me where is ur office…

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  • I’ll come there and ..

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  • click on ur “Computer.”?? 😛 😀 lolx hahahahahahha

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  • Husband : DarLiNG tum mujhe 1 jagha sey bohat achi lagtii ho ???

  • Wife (sharmate huwwe) : Kahan se janu ?

  • Husband : Doooooooor se :D :D 😛 😀

  • hahhahahahha

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  • Ahmed:
  • Why couldn’t Cinderella be a good soccer player?

  • Saad:
  • She lost her shoe,
  • she ran away from the ball, & her coach was a pumpkin.  

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  • Arif: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
  • Bilal: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
  • Arif: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
  • Bilal: I’m not. I’m her mother. 😛 😀 lol

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  • I would like to suck you..
  • lick you..
  • would like to move my tongue all over you..
  • will be fun to feel you in my mouth
  • yeap, that’s how you
  • eat an ice cream! 😛 😛 hahahahaaha

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  • pehlaay haath mai lo
  • pher mun mall lo
  • pher tookh lagao
  • pher sedha karo
  • pher surakh mai dalu
  • uff
  • kitna mushkhel hai sui mai dagga dalna 😛 😀

  • hahahahaha

  • apki soch ko salam!

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  • In A Bath Room
  • A Boy Touches
  • A Girl Everywhere
  • U Know Whose That Boy?
  • Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap
  • Dirty People Alwayz Think Dirty.

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  • Meri TRf Se Apkoh 1 Puppi
  • Aapki Saheli Koh 1 Pappi
  • Saheli Ki Saheli Ko 1 Puppi
  • Batau Bhaala Kiun?
  • Ajj Hi Mere Doggy
  • Nay 1o Puppi Koh Janaam Day Hai.
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  • Mangta Hoon Toh Deti Nahi
  • Jawab Meri Baaat Kah
  • Deti Ho To Khara Hou Jata Hai
  • Rom Rom Jazbaat Ka
  • Keyun Kehte Hou Bar Bar Daloo
  • Baloo Mein Phool Ghulaab Kah.

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  • School- A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays
  • Life Insurance- A Contract Tht Keeps U Poor All Ur
  • Life So Tht U Can Die Rich
  • Nurse- A Person Wakes Up 2 Give U Sleeping Pillz
  • Marriage- A Contract In Which A Boy Loses Hiz
  • Bachelors Degree & Girl Gets Her Masters Degree.

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  • Kuch Log Thodi Der Kartay Hein
  • Kuch Log 2-3 Dafaa Kartay Hen
  • Aor Kuch Saari Raat Karty Rahate Hein
  • Taab Jaakar Huta Hai
  • Unkaa
  • Mobile Charge.

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  • Sending Birthday Blessings
  • Filled With Love Nd Peace Nd Johy
  • Wishing Sweetest Things Happen
  • Rig8 B4re Ur Eyes.

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  • Us Ne Kaha Or Dabaow
  • Main Dabayaa
  • Us Ne Kaha aOr Dabaow
  • Main Ne Or Dabaya
  • Us Ne Kaha Baniyan Nikal Do Phir Dabao
  • Main Ne Phir Dabaya..
  • Us Ne Kaha Paint Bhi Nikal Do Phir Dabao
  • Main Ne Phir Dabaya
  • Dekha Hou Gaya Nah Suit Case BaNd.


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  • Ek Bar Karo Na Plz
  • Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chalegah
  • Plz Kero Naah
  • Muje Acha Lage Gah
  • Ek Bar Hamari Dosti Ki Khatri
  • Kar Do Na Plz
  • Ek Pyara Sa Sms.

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  • Wife: Kal Raat 3 Chor Aaye Aur Mera Rape Karke Chale Gaye
  • HusbNd: Tmne Unhay Roka Nahi?
  • Wife: Bahot Roka Par Bolay Abb Aur Taakat Nahi Hai,Kal Aayenge.

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  • Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?
  • Bcozee, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily

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  • This Is Not A Msg Not A Call I Have Juxt
  • Sent U My Eye’s Who Want
  • Toh Call Kaay App Chup Kay Say Paani Toh Naahi Pe Rahay?

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  • M0m Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The
  • Beta Apni Girl Friend Se Milne
  • M0m Kis Lye
  • Beta Haa M0m
  • Bahut Kiss Liye.

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  • Girl: If Ull Try T0 Kiss Me May Sh0r Macha Dungy
  • B0y: Lekin Yahan Dour Dour Tak K0i Nai Hay
  • Girl: I Kn0w But F0rmality T0 Pori Karni He Paregi.

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  • Girl: Ma Tmne Kaha Tha KAY Mard KAY Dill Me
  • Jane Ka Rasta Ankh0 Se H0kar Jata He
  • M0m: Ha
  • Girl: Lekin Kal Raat Mene DUSRA RASTA Dhudh Liya.

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  • Teacher: S0niya Tera Sapana Kya Hay
  • S0niya: Chand Par Chadana
  • Teacher: Rahul Tumhara Sapna
  • Rahul: S0niya Par Chadana.

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  • Larki M0m Aj Maine Apne Bf K0 Khub ULLU Banaya
  • Maa Kaise
  • Ladki Maine Paise Sendal Me Chupae The 00r W0
  • 2Gante Tak Meri Bra Me Daunt.
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  • A Peach Is A Peach
  • A Plum Is A Plum
  • A Kiss Aint A Kiss Unless
  • Its Wiv T0ngues
  • S0 0pen Ur M0uth
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  • Cl0se Ur Eyes
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  • Give Ur T0ngue S0me Exercise.

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  • Tell Me Is It G0ing In
  • Yeah Is It hurting
  • 00h Yeah
  • 0uch Its Hurtin 0k
  • I Wil Put It In Sl0wly
  • Stil Hurtin Ahh Yeh
  • Den Lets Try D 0ther Sh0e Madam.

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  • Judge Why Did U Attack Tat Y0ung Man
  • 0ld Lady He Grabbed Me
  • T00k My Cl0thes 0ff
  • Threw Me 0n D Bed & Sh0uted APRIL F00L.

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  • U Picked Me Up
  • U T00k Me H0me
  • U Put Ur HNds Ar0und My Waist
  • U T00k 0ff My T0p
  • Then U Put Ur Lips 0m Mine
  • THANK G0D Im A B0ttle 0f PEPSI.

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  • A Daughter Sends
  • A Telegram T0
  • Her Father 0n
  • Her Clearing BEd Exams
  • Which The Father Receives As
  • Father Y0ur Daughter Has Been Successful In
  • BED.

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  • Sending birthday blessings
  • Filled with l0ve nd peace nd j0y
  • Wishing sweetest things happen
  • Ri8 bef0re y0ur eyes

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  • us nay kaha 0r daba0
  • main dabaya
  • us nay kaha 0r daba0
  • main nay 0r dabaya
  • us nay kaha baniyan nikal d0h phir daba0
  • main nay phir dabaya
  • us nay kaha paint bhi nikal d0h phir daba0
  • main nay phr dabaya dekha h0 gya na suit case bnd

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  • Aik bar kar0 na pleased
  • kisi k0 pata nai chalega
  • pleased kar0 naaa
  • muje acha lage ga
  • ek bar hamari d0hsti ki khatr
  • kar d0h na pleasedd
  • ek piyara saa SMS

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  • Wife: kal raat 3 ch0r aaye aur mera raape kar kyy chale gaye
  • Husband: tumnay unhe r0ka nai?
  • Wife: bah0t r0ka par b0ler abb aur taakat nai hai
  • kal aayenge

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  • Why Maheendra Singh Dh0ni has n0 girl frnd?
  • Becoz, he drinks 2 litre 0f milk daily

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  • Height of ßadtameezi
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  • Boy: Hello Pappu hai..??
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  • Girl: Nahi hai
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  • Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega!!

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  • Kitni speed se neechay ae ho
  • Gandy SMS main karta nahi
  • Ye btao NIC banwa lia k nahi ?

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  • ISi KoN Si WeBSiTe JeSay LaRKay
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  • LaRKiyaN ChupKay ChupKay OpEn KaR
  • K DehKTay !!!?
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  • Any GueSs !!?
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  • ExaM K ReSuLT SiTe

  • CLICK TO SEND THIS SMS TO ANYONE
  • DECEMBER 5, 2013ADMINISTRATOR
  • Height Of Double Meaning

  • Height Of Double Meaning
  • After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said “Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai, Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha!”

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  • Aap “PAGAL” ho!
  • Gussa Q hote ho?
  • Mera mtlb hai
  • P- Pyare
  • A- Attractive
  • G- Genious
  • A- Active
  • L- Lovable
  • ab muskuraiye mat hi to PAGAL hi na.

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  • Pehlay hath mein pakro!
  • Phir thook lagao?
  • Phir Seedha karo
  • Phir andar ghussao.
  • Dekha! Kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna.

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  • Wo chat per aye to Hum Barish ki Dua Mangain ge..
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  • Suna hai wo geele kapry foran utar deti hai..
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  • Rassi Se yaar..
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  • Teri Soch ko B Slaam.

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  • Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
  • Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
  • Boy: Kya matlab?
  • Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
  • Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
  • Girl: Matlab?
  • Boy: Prasad.

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  • Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
  • To
  • Biwi ko tang na kare
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  • Khud uthkar apne hath se
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  • Pani pee lein!!
  • Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

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  • Boy to Girlfriend:
  • Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
  • Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
  • Pakdu??
  • Teri Zubaan Ko.

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  • Dabaao na aur zorse
  • esa karo mera blause nikldo
  • meri sari bhi
  • ab dabao
  • thoda zorse
  • tumhara pant bhi nikldo
  • dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh





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