whatsapp in one line2017

  1. My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

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  3. I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me

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  5. Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

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  7. My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

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  9. Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..

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  11. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

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  13. At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :
  14. Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)

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  16. People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

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  18. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

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  20. Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.

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  22. Contributing to entropy since 1994.

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  24. Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

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  26. lazy People Fact #5812672793
  27. You were too lazy to read that number.

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  29. Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

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  31. I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

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  33. Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.

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  35. My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

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  37. I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

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  39. Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

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  41. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains

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  43. So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.

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  45. I don’t need to explain myself damn it, I know I’m right.

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  47. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

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  49. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

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  51. The best way to create your future is to create it

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  53. Don’t Copy My Style.

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  55. I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

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  57. Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.

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  59. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


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  62. Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

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  64. Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

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  66. formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

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  68. To infinity…. and beyond!!!

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  70. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

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  72. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

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  74. I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

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  76. Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

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  78. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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  80. Waiting for wi-fi network.

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  82. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…

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  84. Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

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  86. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

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  88. Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.

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  90. You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

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  92. Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

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  94. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.

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  96. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius

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  98. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

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  100. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

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  102. Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

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  104. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

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  106. I took IQ test …..results were negative

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  108. Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..

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  110. If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

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  112. Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

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  114. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

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  116. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

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  118. Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

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  120. Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

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  122. One more password got married…!!

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  125. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

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  127. You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

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  129. Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

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  131. Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

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  133. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

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  135. I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

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  137. Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!

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  139. Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.

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  141. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

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  143. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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  145. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want

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  147. Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

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  149. I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less

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  151. Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

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  153. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

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  155. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

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  157. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

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  159. A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

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  161. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

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  163. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

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  165. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

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  167. I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)

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  169. I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

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  171. ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.

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  173. People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.

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  175. I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

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  177. ”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
  178. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

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  180. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

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  182. Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

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  184. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

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  186. I’m cool but global warming made me hot

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  188. When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

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  190. Without me its just awso.

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  192. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

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  194. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature.

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  196. Error: status unavailable

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  198. I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.

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  200. I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.

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  202. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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  204. I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

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  206. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

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  208. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

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  210. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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  212. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

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  214. Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

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  216. I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

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  218. fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

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  220. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

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  222. We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.

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  224. Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

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  226. Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

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  228. apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…

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  230. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

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  232. I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…

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  234. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

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  236. It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

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  238. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

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  240. Life is like a box of chocolates…I don’t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!

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  242. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

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  244. I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.

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  246. Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.

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  248. Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

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  250. but people stay in love by laughing with each other….

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