Wife Quotes Sms Message2017


  • Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around

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  • If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

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  • Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

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  • To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.

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  • My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

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  • I love being my husband’s wife.

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  • My life really began when I married my husband.

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  • All married women are not wives.

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  • Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry. Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”. Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive. Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband. Life is not fair.

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  • A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

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  • A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

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  • I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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  • The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

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  • The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

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  • There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.

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  • He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

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  • One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

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  • Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

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  • Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.

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  • I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.

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  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

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  • Happy wife, happy life.

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  • Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts.

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  • A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.

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  • I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

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  • In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore.

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  • A good husband makes a good wife.

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  • I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.

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  • If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

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  • One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

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  • When anybody’s wife praises her husband, he is known as good person.

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  • A happy wife is a happy life. Appreciate her

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  • Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.

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  • Win the heart of your wife by helping her in kitchen so that she will surrender to you in response.

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  • A husband ignores his wife in each way and love his brother’s wife many ways.

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  • A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

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  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

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  • A good wife makes a good husband.

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  • Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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  • A man’s home is his wife’s castle.
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  • My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.

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