wife sms messages new 2016


  1. When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

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  3. Always listen to your wife
  4. She gives Sound Advice
  5. 99% Sound and 1% Advice.

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  7. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

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  9. Short Poem for A Wife:
  10. She is the apple of my eye
  11. The reason that I live,
  12. She is all that I could wish for
  13. My heart to her I give.

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  15. LOVE IS LIFE
  16. LIFE IS WIFE
  17. WIFE IS KNIFE
  18. and
  19. KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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  21. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
  22. Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

  23. WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
  24. With Idiot For Ever

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  26. Wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
  27. Husband: nothing
  28. Wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
  29. Husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date


  30. Wife: What is so interesting in me?
  31. Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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  33. My wife and I
  34. were happy for 20 years.
  35. Than we met.

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  37. Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
  38. and please so here are some sleeping pills.

  39. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
  40. Doctor:They are for you !!

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  42. Message of the year:-
  43. Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!
  44. Why? Very simple
  45. A woman does not have a wife..!

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  47. Wife:What is 10 years with me?
  48. Husband:A second.

  49. Wife:What is $1000 for me?
  50. Husband:A coin.

  51. Wife: Ok give me a coin.
  52. Husband:Wait a second

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  54. A recently fired
  55. stock trader said …
  56. “This is worse than divorce…
  57. I have lost everything
  58. and
  59. I still have my wife…”

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  61. Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
  62. That u were sending me
  63. Jewelry and clothes!
  64. Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill 

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  66. Difference between Friend & Wife

  67. U can Tell ur Friend
  68. “U r my Best Friend”
  69. But

  70. Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
  71. “U r my Best Wife?”

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  73. Nobody teaches
  74. Volcanoes to erupt,
  75. Tsunamis to devastate,
  76. Hurricanes to sway around
  77. &
  78. no one teaches
  79. How to choose a Wife.

  80. NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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  82. Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?

  83. Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart &
  84. wife’s tears hit your pocket.,

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