20 Best Wife SMS Message


  • Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
  • and pe@ace so here are some sleeping pills.
  • Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
  • Doctor:They are for you.!!

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  • Husband texts to wife on cell..
  • “Hi,what r you doing Darling?”
  • Wife: I’m dying..!
  • Husband ju@mps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
  • Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
  • Husband: “Bloody English Language!

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  • A Husband & Wife Were
  • Arguing Over Some Issue.
  • After Much Of Discussion,
  • Wife Fin@lly Said:
  • “Tell Me Dear ,
  • Do You Want To Win
  • OR
  • Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
  • Argument Ended


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  • Husband: will never succeed
  • in making that dog obey you!
  • Wif2e:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
  • I had a lot of trouble with you at first.

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  • If you marry one woman,
  • She will fight with you.
  • But, if you marry 2 women,
  • They wil@l fight for you.
  • Think different.
  • Add wife, have life :p

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  • Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
  • We don’t know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!
  • husban@@d: What should I do now?
  • Doctor – Send her 4 jogging,
  • if she returns, don’t sleep with her!

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  • Husband was seriously ill.
  • Doc to wife :-
  • Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood,
  • don’t discus@s Ur problems,
  • no TV serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,
  • Do this for 1 yr & he will be OK.
  • On the way home..
  • Husband :- what did the doc say ?
  • Wife :- .No chance for you to survive

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  • ”An Intelligent Wife Is One
  • Who@ Makes Sure She Spends
  • So Much
  • That
  • Her Husband
  • Can’t Afford Another
  • Women” 😛

  • Husband Wife Jokes

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  • Position of husband is like a split A.C.
  • No matter how loud he is outside,
  • but inside@ the house,
  • he is designed to remain
  • silent, cool & controlled by remote.

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  • Cool@ Msg by a woman-
  • Dear Mother-in-law,
  • “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children,
  • I’m living with one of yours
  • &
  • he needs a lot of improvement” 😉

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  • Wife SMS In Hindi
  • Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
  • Janaza@y k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
  • Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
  • Husband@: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
  • Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
  • Husband: peeche line mein lag jao

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  • Biwi(Ghusse Main):
  • Tumhare Dimagh Main To
  • Sir@f Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
  • Husband (Pyar Se):
  • To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Hoâ


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  • Husband wife mein larai hoi,
  • Husband ghar s@e chala gaya,
  • Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
  • Wife:Zeher.
  • Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

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  • Ek adm@i aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
  • k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
  • BIWI : Ek dum.
  • Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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  • Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
  • 15 din @mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
  • mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
  • Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

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  • @Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
  • usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
  • liye inkaar kia tha.
  • Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
  • Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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  • A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
  • Sa@wa paanch rupya de de..
  • “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
  • sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…

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  • Wo k@ia cheez hay
  • Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
  • Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
  • Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
  • Guess???
  • ?
  • Come on yar?
  • ?
  • Sakoon

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  • H@usband:
  • ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
  • chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
  • WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
  • 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

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  • 1 @admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
  • dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
  • admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
  • 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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