absurd message sms


  • Boy: do you want to work after marriage?

  • Girl: Not. if u are ready to pday for my gucci and prados.

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  • Lrrka lrrki sahil e smandar se wapis aa rhy thy.

  • Lrrka: tum picnic ki sb baaten apni mummy ko to ni btao gi na,

  • Lrrki: oh nhi tum fikr na kro. Mera shohar hi ha jisko sawalaat poochhny ki aadat ha,

  • mummy to koi prwa ni krtin.

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  • Only those who attempt the absurd,

  • Will achieve the impossible.

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  • R U Feeling stoned,
  • R U feeling high,

  • Get a duck and try to fly 😀 😉

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  • Plz Dont drink water,
  • Cuz Fish pee in it, :p

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  • Your mom is so fat..

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  • when she sat on..

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  • a rainbow it …

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  • started raining Skittles…

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  • This message was sent ..
  • .
  • exclusively for the handsome…
  • .
  • and the beautiful…
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  • We have obviously sent…
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  • it 2 the wrong number…
  • .

  • We are truly sorry ..
  • .
  • for the inconvenience.
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  • I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe
  • I Juxt Married A Millionair
  • Nd
  • If He Dies I Don’t Cry
  • I Just Fuck Another Guy.

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  • Idiot (Id-Ee-It) N-
  • One Who Disagreez With U.

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  • Elvis Is Dead

  • Elvis Is Dead
  • Nd
  • I Don’t Feel So Good Myself.




  • Little Birdy In The Sky
  • Dropped A Poepie In My Eye I Don’t Scream
  • I Don’t Cry I Thank
  • The Lord That Cow’s Can’t Fly.

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  • Roses R Red
  • Violets R Blue
  • Most Poems Ryhm
  • But This One Doesn’t.

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  • I’m Popey The Sailorman
  • I’m Member Of The Klu Klux Clan
  • When I Pull The Triger
  • I Kill A Fucking Nigger I’m Popey
  • The Sailor Man
  • Towwet Toeeewt.

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  • I Met A Boy In The State
  • I Give Him My Hart
  • He Gave Me Aids.

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  • Mommy Mommy
  • Can I Wear A Bra Now?
  • I’m 16 Shut Up
  • Albert.

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  • How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
  • Press Down
  • How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
  • *Press Up*.
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  • The Best Anti-Virus Prograam
  • 4r A Computer Iz SAVE-SEX
  • Leave The Plastic Cover On
  • The Floppy When Inserting In Drive.

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  • AlFazz To BUhat hain Muhbat BaYan karne k liye
  • Fawad Khan
  • PAr ju khamOOshi Nai samjh sakta Wo alfaz kia samje gaa…

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  • KiS Tarahn Samayton iSS ka Dard ko apne chOte se aanchal Main
  • HARIS KhAn
  • Dukh dAyte hue yaar ne zara sa Bhi na socha…

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  • WAsi ki pehLli Shaab or Unkaa NaaZ Say Kehna

  • TAHMOOR KHAN

  • SUch Batao kya Kroge Shama Bujh Janay kay BaaD.


  • MulaQatein Musalsal Hoon tU DilChaspI nahi RehTi
  • TaHmooR KhAn
  • BaRay DilcHasP Hoty Hain yeah Bhe TarTEEb YaRaNay
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  • The chance of bread faaling with butter is inversely proportional to the cost of the carpet

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  • A: Do you want a dirty jike?

  • B: Yes

  • A: A horse fell im dirty mud

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  • Everything is possible in the world?

  • Exapmple:

  • Imran Hashmi in jannat

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  • Thu hay harjae thu apna bhe yahee thur sahee
  • Thu nahe aur sahee aur nahee aur sahee

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  • Mummy Mummy can i wear a bra now. I am 16 just shut up

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  • I don’t love and i don’t care, I just married a millionare and if he dies i just no cry, i will fuck another guy

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  • Elvis is dead and i don’t feel myself so comfortable

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  • Hello I am a virus and i am entering you brain right now

  • Sorry i am leaving because there is no brain inside

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  • Don’t drink the sea water please
  • Fish fuck in it



  • Linux is like a wagwam no window, no gates and an apache inside

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  • Hello
  • I Am A Virus
  • And
  • I Am Entering
  • Your Brain Right Now
  • Sorry I Will Leave
  • I Can’t Find A Brain.

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  • How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • Press Down
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • Press Up.

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  • I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.

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  • Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

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