Adult Jokes Best SMS Collection 2016


  • Wife: Janu ! Aaj tumhari girl friend night stay karne aa rahi hai !
  • Maine fridge mein beer & fresh fruit salad banake rakha hai.
  • Room freshner side table par hai.
  • Nahane ka soap with lime fragrance or towel bhi rakha hai.
  • Main baccho ko Leker mummy ke yaha jaa rahi hoon, kal sham tak aajaungi.
  • Program mein koi change ho tau inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi…!
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  • Isko kahte hai
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  • Mungerilal ke haseen sapne…!!
  • :) 😀 😉 😛

  •  Classic Adults Jokes
  • In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the Cleavage!

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  • Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity … don't screw the opportunity!

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  • Define contraceptive pill?

  • It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy!

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  • What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?

  • Skill is more important than the instrument!

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  • What is the definition of a Lesbian?

  • Yet another damn woman trying to do a Man's job!

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  • On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!

  • Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that!

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  • Today's generation:

  • 6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a Condom in the balcony.

  • 4 year boy: What's a balcony?

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  • What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?

  • Stay out of BED for two days!!!

  •  adult nonveg sms
  • Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation,
  • putting his location in a
  • woman’s destination.
  • Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

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  • A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

  • A child replied “feet”

  • coz every night I see my mum with her feet in the air screaming

  • GOD I’M CUMIN!

  •  sms in hindi 140 words
  • Larka : “class fellow s”
  • tum pass ho gai ho .
  • Congrates !
  • Mouh hi metha krwa do..

  • Larki : kiss se ?

  • Larka : chalo isi see krwa do.

  •  nonveg sms hindi 140 character
  • BUY A SCOOTY�..
  • PICK UP A BEAUTY�
  • DRINK A FROOTY�.
  • TAKE HER TO OOTY�
  • REMOVE HER NIGHTY�
  • DO UR DUTY�
  • AFTER 9 MONTHS �
  • * GET A CUTY *

  •  jokes sms in english
  • The most difficult golf course in the world is.. “Women Hole” any style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you can never get your balls in..!!!

  •  double meaning adult sms
  • How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

  •  adults jokes hindi 140 character
  • He took me from a bar

  • He took me in his car

  • He took my top off

  • He puts his lips on mine, but don�t worry:

  • I�m a bottle of wine!

  •  adult jokes 140 5
  • Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
  • Customer : but i bought cigerates from here
  • Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
  • but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.




  • Niple niple little star

  • can i suck you in my car

  • up above the breast so high

  • always milky never dry

  • let me touch it never shy

  • in the bra it will be dry

  •  nonveg sms hindi 140 character
  • Arj kiya hai-
  • Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
  • Wah Wah
  • Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye
  • Itni badi pant pehenta hai
  • Choti si mungfali chupane k liye

  •  msg for girlfriend
  • Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
  • which is 6″ long
  • and move it in and out
  • and wait for a white substance to come out?

  • Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
  • i cant tell such words

  • Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

  •  love hot sms
  • Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai,
  • Dard to kam hota hai..

  • Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai,
  • fir main chair usi hisab se set karu

  •  jokes sms in english
  • biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
  • one girl felt shy and looked down.
  • sardar boy shouted – mam she is copying.

  •  latest funny jokes in hindi
  • KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

  • Duty- if done with ur wife..
  • Art- if done with ur love..
  • Education- if done with a virgin..
  • Tution- if done with ur teacher..
  • Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
  • Science- if done with a fertile lady..
  • Business- if done with a prostitute..
  • Social work – if done with ur neighbour
  • Charity- if done with a widow
  • Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand

  •  adult sms in hindi
  • A man married lady traffic police.
  • Friend- How was your 1st night?
  • Man-she collected Rs.100 from me for overspeed.
  • Rs.200 for wrongside entry, Rs 500 for witout helmat.

  •  hindi jokes 140 words
  • Saas: Naya chawal aaya hai, pakane mein kesa hai?
  • Bahu: Bilkul aap k bete jesa, charhte hi pak jata hai,foran pani chor deta hai is liye foran utarna parta hai

  •  short funny adult jokes 6
  • Door Rahishu To Pan Dil Ma Rahishu..
  • Samay Na Sathvare Fari Malta Rahisu..
  • Aam To Hu Chandra Nathi, Chatay Karso Yaad..
  • To Amas Ma Pan Malta Rahisu..

  •  nonveg sms hindi 140 character
  • Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,
  • jahan per randian basti thee,
  • unki gand my itni masti thee,
  • jitna dalo hansti thee....





  • Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,
  • jahan per randian basti thee,
  • unki gand my itni masti thee,
  • jitna dalo hansti thee, (end)

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  • Srdr: Mestriji, Bed pakka banana, Mere Bete ko Bahu par chadna he
  • Mestri: Aisa bed banaunga ki, chahe sara maholla chhad jaye kuch nahi hoga

  •  double meaning sms tamil quotes
  • A Black Baby Was Given A Set Of Wings By God.
  • The Baby Asked “Does This Mean I’m An Angel”.
  • God Laughed And Replied,
  • “Nah Niggah U Is A Bat!”

  •  adult nonveg sms
  • 5 men enter a KINGFISHER flight & force all airhostess nude.

  • All girls lie down naked.

  • 1 girl asks: Is it a Hijack,Robbery or Mr.Mallya’s routine visit ?

  •  adult jokes in 140 characters
  • Wife: I am Pregnant.
  • Santa: Par main to england me tha
  • Wife: Aapki photo thi na
  • Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

  •  adult jokes 140
  • Always remember:
  • When a girl cancels a date
  • it is because She “Has To”
  • and
  • When a boy cancels a date
  • it si becasuse He “Has Two”

  •  140 adult sms
  • This my most beautiful SMS for you
  • If you read you owe me a HUG,
  • If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
  • If you save you owe me a DATE,
  • If you return text message to me,
  • You OWE me All,
  • But if you ignore,
  • You are MINe!
  • So wat will You do?

  •  romantic sms for girl friend
  • Kabhi waqt mile to aajao,
  • Ham jheel kinare ja baithen,

  • Tum apne sukh ki baat karo,
  • Hum apne dukh ki baat karain,

  • Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain,
  • Jo sung tumhare beet gaye,

  • Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy,
  • In sabz ruton k daman mai,

  • Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain,
  • In bikhray sabz nazaron ko,

  • Ham aankhon men tasveeer karain,
  • Phir apne pyar k jado se,

  • Hum lamhoon ko jageer karain,
  • Kabhi waqt milaye to ajao…

  • Hum jheel kinare ja baithen

  •  nonveg sms hindi 140 character
  • HONTON” se tere “HONTON” ko geela kr don
  • Tere “HONTO” ko me or bhi raseela kr don
  • Tu is qadar PYAR kary k PYAR ki inteha ho jaey,
  • Tere “HONTO” ko choos kr tujhe or bhi joshila kr don
  • Na rahe aarzo dor hatne ki
  • raat jo Pakron tere “HOONT” apne “HONTO” se,
  • Subha tak tery “HOONT”or nashela kr don.

  •  romantic sms for boyfriend
  • Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..
  • Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
  • Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
  • EK SMS YAAR





  • Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

  • like NIKE (just do it)

  • like PEPSI(ask for more)

  • like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

  • like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

  •  non veg sms for girlfriend
  • Niple niple little star

  • can i suck you in my car

  • up above the breast so have

  • always milky never dry

  • let me touch it never shy

  • in the bra it will be dry

  •  non veg sms 140 words
  • He took me from a bar

  • He took me in his car

  • He took my top off

  • He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

  •  adults jokes in english language
  • A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

  • who opens her heart receives love,

  • who opens her legs receives happiness

  •  adult sms download
  • Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,

  • my lovely pyjamas 😉

  •  double meaning sms
  • A young girl after her honeymoon
  • came fully exhausted and tired,

  • When her friends asked her what happened?

  • She replied :
  • When this 70 year old bastard told me
  • he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

  • “I thought It was MONEY”

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  • I want to suck you
  • lick you
  • wanna move my tongue all over you
  • wanna feel you in my mouth
  • yep, that’s how you
  • eat an ice cream!

  •  adults sms
  • Sardar on phone:

  • Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

  • Doctor: Is this her first child?

  • Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

  •  awesome jokes sms
  • A girl phoned me
  • the other day and said …
  • “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
  • I went over. Nobody was home

  •  jokes sms in english
  • biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
  • one girl felt shy and looked down.
  • sardar boy shouted – mam she is copying.



  • Santa goes library n asks 4 a book ‘Psycho- the rapist’.
  • The librarian searches, come back n says:- idiot,
  • the book called
  • ‘PSYCHOTHERAPIST’.

  •  jokes for adults
  • Richman to poorman- ‘How come ur penis so big? Poorman- replied: ‘B’coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play with!!!

  •  hindi funny sms in 140 words non veg
  • Dosti Bubs nahi jo dab jaye Dosti Lund nahi jo thak jaye Dosti gand nahi jo phat jaye Dosti to chut he mere dost jo samay Ke sath gehri hoti jaye.

  •  gud eve sms
  • Shadi k 6 mahine baad ladki Maa se boli
  • Apne jo BED dia tha wo lambai me chhota he
  • Maa:Tu ab bata rahi he 6 mahine baad.
  • Ladki:Taange hi ab SEEDHI huyi he..

  •  filthy adult jokes
  • Suhaag Raat k Agle din:
  • Wife:Janu Nashta krna hai?
  • Hus:sex hi hamra Nashta hai & Sex start.
  • Wife Dupahar
  • ko:Khana khate hai?
  • Hus:sex hi khana hai & Again sex Start!
  • Raat ko Jab Pati room me Aya to Wife heater k Aage tange fela k baithi thi
  • Hus: ye kya kar rhi ho?
  • Wife:Raat ka khana garam kar rhi hu.

  •  father day sms text
  • Lady-1 Shampoo plz
  • Shopkpr-Agar Head k bal dhone hai to HEAD N SHOLDER aur agar PANTY k bal dhone hai to PANTENE le lo.
  • Lady-GARNIER do Gand dhoni hai.

  •  englishlovejoks
  • 1 Mouse was fucking an elephnt in a coconut farm.
  • 1 cocnt fals on elephant’s head
  • elpt: oouch!
  • mouse: oouch vouch kuch nahi gandu
  • Apna SHOT to aisa hi hota hai..

  •  double meaning sms
  • A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack:
  • No smoking,
  • No drinking &
  • Have sex only with ur wife because it is very important that you avoid excitement!

  •  awesome jokes sms
  • What is common between bosses & sperms.. . . Only 1 in a million turns out to be a human being!!! 😉

  •  alone quotes
  • Mukesh tels anil-i wanna kiss ur wife….Anil rplies ok but 40p/min..Neeta screams 4m inside-don cheat..Rlaince 2 rlaince is free.







  • Pati sex karte hue bola:ladka nikalu ya ladki?Patni: tumhari ma ka bhosda,dard se meri gaand fati ja rahi hE.Pahle jo dala hE voto nikalo!

  •  adult sms in hindi 2012
  • Ek ladki ne 1 kutiya se pucha-Tumhe ek sath itne bachche kaise hote hai.
  • Kutiya-kabhi sadak par nangi ghumo phir pata chalega.

  •  adult sms download
  • Couple ne sex code rakha:KAPDE DHONA
  • Pati: Kapde dhone hai, washng machn khali hai?
  • Biwi: No!
  • 1ghante baad,
  • Biwi: machine tayar h
  • Pati: Maine hath se dho liye.

  •  adult marathi jokes
  • Pathan 10 saal se
  • Ro ro kar Khuda se Aulad maang raha tha.
  • 1 din faristha aya aur bola
  • oye
  • Khan
  • Tum ko Alah ka
  • Vasta mere bhai,
  • Sirf EK BAR
  • AAGE SE TO DAAL !

  •  hindi sms jokes
  • A maths professor sent a sms to his wife. Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.
  • Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years. As you are mathematicians you know very well that 18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight.

  •  hindi short adult sms
  • Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night?
  • Aunty: he was checking my temperature.
  • Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

  •  hindi jokes in hindi language
  • A few quotes on girls t-shirt:
  • there s a face above this, don’t forget.
  • Object here appear bigger than they are.
  • I made you look at it.
  • F ck all that is missing is u.
  • Don’t try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmund Hillary.

  •  hindi jokes 140 words
  • Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
  • Dad: son, where were you?
  • Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
  • Dad- which one?
  • Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: “A” film
  • Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
  • Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

  •  hindi jokes 140 words
  • A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.
  • Girl friend: No thanks, I don’t smoke.

  •  hindi funny sms in 140 words non veg
  • Boy saw a lady with big breast.
  • He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?
  • She says: ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
  • The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
  • Lady asks: aren’t you gonna bite them?
  • He replies: no, it’s too costly.




  • Who’s guilty? Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts “quickly my husband is back” man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.

  •  gud eve sms
  • A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all animal laughed at him.
  • He asked: why are you laughing at me?
  • Animals: your tails in front.

  •  fathers day quotes in hindi
  • Teacher: explain responsibility.
  • Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.

  •  father day sms text
  • Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
  • Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
  • Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.

  •  englishlovejoks 6
  • Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk and two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.

  •  double meaning sms tamil quotes
  • Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up. I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my sex organ, all doctor stood up.

  •  awesome jokes sms
  • sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?
  • Boss: what?
  • Girl: your eyes.

  •  alone quotes in hindi
  • A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.

  •  dults jokes in hindi language
  • Why girls are called babes?
  • Answer: because they wear nappy pads even when they are grownups.

  •  adults jokes in hindi
  • A nigro man attended a night party without dress. The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice, but tie is in the wrong place.




  • In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady’s breast.
  • Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
  • Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

  •  adult sms in hindi 2012
  • What is long and hard? Has a hole at the tip and when inserted into wet, hairy, tight hole, makes men and woman feel great? Vicks inhaler.

  •  adult sms in gujarati
  • Three ladies saw a dog ucking violently.
  • Dr’s wife: they are enjoying life.
  • Lawyer’s wife: no, it’s a rape.
  • Army officer: I think the dog has come on a holiday.

  •  adult sms download
  • A boy comes to class with broken specs.
  • Teacher: what happened?
  • Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
  • Teacher: but how did your specs break?
  • Boy: she closed her legs.

  •  adults jokes
  • Girl> Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs mile to kya Karoge?

  • Boy> Khushi se Dabaunga, Chusunga, Chatunga, Uspe Sounga..

  • Girl>To Wahan 1 Kutiya leti hai, ja Shuru ho ja..!!

  •  dirty jokes in hindi
  • 1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei dolat ki lakir hy?
  • Najomi
  • Yes ap k pas dolat ki do lakire hy 1
  • agay 2sri piche Ab apki marzi hy jis se marzi dolat kamao.

  •  hot sms hindi
  • 2 Lovers Went 2 c film
  • a mosquito enters into boy’s pent
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  • n guess Where it bites?
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  • Naughty mind,
  • alWays think bad!
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  • it bites on . .
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  • Girl’s hand…

  •  dirty hindi jokes
  • Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram – doctor T. – why ? Ram – bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

  •  37. desi adult jokes
  • Girl to his boyfriend: What is Love?
  • Bf : Love Means
  • L : L ko pakadkar
  • O : O ko dabakar
  • V : V me dalkar
  • E : jab E ki aawaj aaye

  • to samajh lena LOVE ho gaya….

  •  non veg sms
  • BANK CASHIER:
  • Madam, aap So So ke lengi..

  • FRUIT SELLER:
  • bhabhiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
  • dil khush ho jaayega.




  • Girl: meri choot main ungli dalo.
  • Dusri b dalo.
  • ab pura hath b dalo.
  • Ab dusra hath b dalo
  • ab dono hathon se taali bajao.

  • Boy:nahi bajti

  • Girl:Dekha kitni tight hai na??

  •  don’t leave me alone quotes
  • The importance of Unity Explained at its Best… One leg of a Woman tells to the other leg: “UNITED we are saved, divided we are Fucked…!!

  •  shayari on smile
  • Malika Sherawat quotes-
  • JHATKON SE AGAY JAHAN OR BHI HEN Me Likhti Hai: MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Os K Zor Se Nahi, Larki K ShOr Se Hota Hai:D

  •  hot sms in hindi
  • Dr Mareez Se: Tum Bohat KamzOr Ho DoOdh Daba K PiyO After 1 Month Dr: Tum Abhi Tak KamzOr Ho?? Mareez: Dr. Sahab Wo Sirf Dabane Deti Hai Peene Nahi Deti

  •  onveg sms in hindi 140 character
  • 1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.

  • Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?
  • Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
  • Nahi hai aajao.

  •  double meaning hindi jokes
  • Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
  • but men r very decent.
  • they dont look at that 90%
  • they look only at the covered 10%.

  •  adult joke hindi
  • adki injection lagwate hue:zara aahista dard ho raha hai. Dispenser:jab rape hua to dard nahi hua?larki:us time hosh main nahi josh main thi.

  •  sms for husband
  • A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.
  • Girl friend: No thanks, I don’t smoke.

  •  adult sms 140 in hindi
  • 1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

  • Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

  • Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

  • lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

  • Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

  • Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

  • wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

  • Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

  • Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

  • Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

  •  funny adults sms in hindi 140
  • Be extra careful…..

  • In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

  • KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

  • ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

  • SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

  • Q K.

  • 8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.


  • Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
  • Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
  • Girl: Aur us dress ka?
  • Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
  • Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi 😉

  •  shayari on smile
  • Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
  • Dost: Apna Lun day.
  • Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
  • Dost: Far mera Lun day day

  •  alone sms in hindi
  • Nahi plz

  • Neeche mat jao na

  • Kuch ho jaye ga

  • Plz

  • Dekho aisa mat karo

  • Maan jao na plz

  • Warna

  • â?¦Ho jaye ga

  • Plz mat jao

  • Aaah

  • Dekha

  • Ho gaya na

  • SMS Khatam!

  •  hindi dirty jokes
  • Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
  • Mom: Lakin keun
  • Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
  • Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

  •  adult sms hindi 33
  • 7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
  • Dost
  • Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

  • (“.)
  • \ \ (.”)
  • ) ):_//( ? G sir
  • |,|_ /\,

  •  non veg hindi sms
  • Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

  • Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

  • Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

  • Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

  • Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

  •  hot sms in hindi
  • A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
  • who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
  • O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
  • assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
  • sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

  •  nonveg sms in hindi 140 character
  • 1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
  • Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
  • baad mein Ladki se bola
  • SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.

  • Ladki sharmate huye:
  • PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

  •  double meaning hindi jokes
  • 2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
  • 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
  • 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

  •  adult joke hindi
  • dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

  • ah
  • oh

  • dheere
  • ah

  • mar gayi
  • ah
  • oh

  • ahah

  • chal ab bas kar

  • 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon






  • Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
  • Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
  • uper se 15000 kamata hai
  • lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
  • 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
  • kamati hai!

  •  nonveg sms in hindi 140 words
  • dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

  • ah
  • oh

  • dheere
  • ah

  • mar gayi
  • ah
  • oh

  • ahah

  • chal ab bas kar

  • 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

  •  funny adult jokes
  • Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night?
  • Aunty: he was checking my temperature.
  • Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

  •  adult sms collection
  • A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
  • Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.
  • Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

  •  love sms for girls
  • A few quotes on girls t-shirt:
  • there s a face above this, don’t forget.
  • Object here appear bigger than they are.
  • I made you look at it.
  • F ck all that is missing is u.
  • Don’t try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmund Hillary.

  •  short adult jokes
  • Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
  • Dad: son, where were you?
  • Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
  • Dad- which one?
  • Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: “A” film
  • Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
  • Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

  •  adult sms 140
  • Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: how dare you cheat me? Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about kids.

  •  don’t leave me alone sms
  • What is sex? Its science with wife, its art with girlfriend, its commerce with prostitute and its social service with aunties.

  •  nonveg jokes
  • Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
  • Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
  • uper se 15000 kamata hai
  • lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
  • 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
  • kamati hai!

  •  jokes for adults
  • In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady’s breast.
  • man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
  • lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.




  • Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
  • Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I’ll loose my business for 9 months.

  •  adult sms
  • What’s the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.

  •  desi adult jokes
  • Contest in a girl’s college: write a short essay which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winners essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.

  •  don’t leave me sms
  • One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.

  •  adults jokes
  • Who is senior’s female sex organ or male sex organ? Answer: female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respects the seniors.

  •  desi adult jokes
  • Boy saw a lady with big breast.
  • He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?
  • She says: ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
  • The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
  • Lady asks: aren’t you gonna bite them?
  • He replies: no, it’s too costly.

  •  love sms
  • Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size. Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

  •  18. short adult jokes
  • Teacher: explain responsibility.
  • Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.

  •  love sms for husband
  • Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
  • Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.

  •  non veg jokes
  • Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It’s when they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.


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