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  • Children playing outside the car,

  • can cause accidents,

  • And adults playing in the car,

  • Can cause children by accidents.

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  • What is first month:

  • January,

  • Second?

  • February,

  • And tenth?

  • Delivery.

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  • Wife: janu ab tum bdl gye ho,

  • Husband: wo qn?

  • Wife: Ab jb tumhe kiss krti hun to tum ankhen bnd nhi krty,

  • Husband: jb pichhli bar bnd ki thi 500 ghayeb tha jayb se kamini.

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  • Dad: koi girlfriend ha teri?

  • ME: nahi qn?

  • Dad: ya girlfriend bna ly ya bathroom saaf kia kr.

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  • English phrase: are u feeling down?

  • Urdu translation: kya tum neechy mehsoos kr rhy ho?

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  • He: everything is fair in war n love,

  • She: pr janu tumhara to kala ha.

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  • .
  • Confused?

  • I am talking about ur face.

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  • Cleavage is like sun,
  • You can look, but u cant stare,
  • Unless you are wearing sunglasses.

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  • William: Why sperm donation is more expansive than blood donation?

  • John: Hand made things are always costly.

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  • A women has 5 rooms:

  • Face is a showroom,
  • Breast is play room,
  • Stomach is store room,
  • Vagina is guest room,
  • Ass is emergency room.

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  • Girl: hey Dad, whats better? pass or fail?
  • Dad: To pass.
  • Girl: OH okay,
  • Then BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED THE PREGNANCY TEST.

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  • Molvi: Jo log ghalat kaam krty hn wo kahan jaty hn..

  • Lrka: Shehr k log hotel, or Gaon k log Khayt me.

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  • Bank or Bara mian kya Similarity hy
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  • Dono ma jitna Maal zyada, utna Interest zyada

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  • Ek din ek chor larki say uski chain chori ker kay bhaga

  • or jatay jatay us kay balls bhi daba gaya.

  • Us din say yeh muhawara ban gaya

  • Ek tau chori upar say seena zoori

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  • Wife: Plz zara yeh bara ka hook laga dijiaye.

  • Husband: I will charge four kisses.

  • Wife: Rahnay do, padosi Say free mein lagva leti hoon,

  • wo haath daal ker Set b ker dengay.

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  • Yaaro Masoomiat per uski ma

  • mar kiyon naa jaon

  • Seene say lipat kay puchti hy

  • Yeh neechay kiya chubh raha hy ?

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  • A million dollar advce 2 Boys:S

  • Before makng any promise 2 a girl,

  • Mastrbate twice it may chnge ur opinion

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  • What is an average six inch long
  • Inside a guy’s pants & girls love 2 blow it up?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • A:1000- rupee currency note.!
  • Alwayz think positive

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  • Come here,
  • take off ur pents & knickers,
  • get on top of me,
  • enjoy until you get satisfied,
  • loving urs…..
  • toilet!

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  • Last nite i went to bed without you…cold,naked…

  • Lastnite i went to bed without you..
  • cold,naked,thinking of you,
  • missing your warmth,
  • your soft touch against my skin.
  • Where were you “lastnite”
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  • Sardar on the phone:

  • Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having so pain right now.

  • Doctor: Is this her 1st child?

  • Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

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  • Son saw  parents having Sex.

  • Son ; hey Dad whats up?

  • Dad ; Teri Maa mein Petrol bhar raha hun.

  • Son ; Mom ki average check karein, Din mein

  • Uncle bhi Tank full kr k gaye hain…:-p

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  • A Sardar was working…
  • .
  • for the 1st time in a garment shop…
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  • A customer girl asked:
  • .
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  • Underwear dikhana plz…
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  • Sardar thora sharmakar: ..
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  • G aaj pehna nahiN hai ..
  • 😛 😀 lolx hahahahhahahaha
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  • Can we do romance …

  • .

  • in the midnight today???

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  • .

  • PLeasee..

  • .
  • I’m in a good mood :) :) :)
  • .

  • .
  • Just a little bit …

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  • of kissing and biting… :)

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  • Reply me soon..

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  • .
  • yours Loving Mosquito! 😀 😀 lolx
  • Apki soch ko 21 topo ki salamiii..

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  • DOCTOR kehty hain…
  • .
  • BAchEy 2 he Achey…
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  • Doctor To a Lady:

  • WAisEy ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??
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  • LADY: PehLeY tuo 2 he thAy…
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  • LeKiN JAbSey IshtehAr dekhA hy tou..
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  • Achey ki TALAsh mEi 11 hogAyE hey… :( 😛
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  • TEACHeR 2 a girl:Who created the earth???
  • .
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  • (Boy pokes the girl’s back with a pen)
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  • GIRL: Oh God!
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  • TEACHeR:G00d. Correct ans!!
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  • TEACHR:Who was BORN on 25 dec???
  • .
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  • ……(Boy pokes her again)
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  • Girl: Oh Jesus!!
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  • TEACHeR:Very G00d. Correct ans!
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  • TEACHeR:What did eve tell adam
  • when dey had their 17th baby???
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  • (Boy pokes her back again)
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  • Girl: If u d0n’t stop inserting ..
  • .
  • that thing in2 me nw..

  • .
  • I’ll break dat into 2 pieces….

  • Teacher faintd!! :)

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  • A Girl enters the class ..

  • .

  • with her new sandal.. :)
  • Boys: Chappal achhe hai.. :) Wah wah

  • Girl: NikalOOn kya???
  • Then all the Boys (ek sath):
  • Lo kar lo baat…
  • ..
  • Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!! 😛 😀 lolx

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  • Mental Hospital Mey..

  • Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Sey:-

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  • Mera Dupatta Utaro…

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  •  
  • Pagal: Ok !

  • .
  • Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro…

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  • Pagal: Ok !

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  • Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro???

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  • Pagal- Ok !!!

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  • Nurse: Ab Meri Bra r Panty Bhi…

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  • AOr Dhyaan Rahe…

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  • Aainda Kabhi MereY Kapry NahiN Pehanna..!!

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  • Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami 😀 😀

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  • A couple went 2 an Art Gallery.
  • There was a picture of a girl covered only by
  • leaves..
  • Typical Husband was staring at the picture.
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  • Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, ya hawa aane tak rukogey? 😛 😀 hahahahahahahaha

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  • Lady milk bechny Walay Se Bhai

  • Aaj Kal Doodh Boht Patla Aa raha Hay?

  • milk bechny wala: BiBi g Mujhay Q Bata Rahi Hai,

  • Kisi DoctOr ko Dikhao.. 

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  • sadia ko dieting ka shoOOq huwa, ami ley ayin SUFI.

  • SUFI sahib pey aitmad jo tha..

  • Subah huwi to na SUFI tha na Sadia.

  • Buhot talash kiya kuch pata na chaala.

  • Phir eik KISAAN ney bataya wo KASHMIR mey hain.

  • Or Man Pasand life guzar rahey hain.

  • 5 saal bad Hina wapis aai to 7 me khan

  • Shaan or tipu sultan bhi they.

  • Lo kar lOOo SUFI g  per aitmaad…!! 😀

  • =================================

  • wedding k dosri din saheli ney dulhan sey pocha

  • Saheli: Kal Raat Ko Terey 7 Kya Huwa?

  • Dulhan: Kuch Nahi Huwa

  • Saheli: Arey Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai

  • Dulhan: Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi,

  • Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi

  • Saheli: Phir Kya Huwa?

  • Dulhan: Phir Killi Tut Gai… R…

  • Saheli: Or Kiya?

  • Dulhan: Or Woh Salla Subha Tak Killi Thokta Raha. 😛 😀 😀

  • =================================

  • Two Lovers were fighting..
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  • GF: Kaminey!! mein tmharey kaprey phaar dOOngi. …
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  • BF: Dekh ab tou serious larai main romantic bat mat kar..!! 😛 😀 lol

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  • Dukndaar: Iss Borri Pay Maat Bathnaa
  • Anday Toot Jayeen Gay
  • Gahaak: Iss Mein ANdy Hain?
  • Dukndar: Nahee Keel Hain.

  • =================================

  • 1st Srdar:Yar Yeah Joray Kahan Bantaay Hein?
  • 2nd Srdar:Aasman Par
  • 1st Sardar: Abaay Shit
  • Yar 2nd Sardar: Kia Hua?
  • 1st Sardar: Mein Toh Darzi Ko Day Aaya.

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  • 3 Wajha Sy Insan Janat May Dakhil Nah Huga
  • 1: Shirk Karnay Wala
  • 2: Salam May Pehaal Naa Karnay Wala
  • 3: Cycle Py Mohar Laganay Wala
  • Apni Akhraat Sanwaro AOr Serf
  • Per Mohaar Lagaow.

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  • A Sweet Poem 4u
  • Eat With Butter
  • Cut With Cutter
  • When U
  • 4rget Me
  • U
  • Will
  • Definitely
  • Fall In Gutter
  • Dharaaaam.

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  • Aakhir-Kaar Mohtarmaa Nay Marnay Kay Baad
  • Doctor Ki Degree Mbbs Haasil Kaar Hi Li
  • Mbbs
  • M- Mohtarma B- Benazir Be- Bhutto S- Shaheed

  • =================================

  • Dunya Mei 3 Gham Buhat Hi Burey Hotay
  • Hein 1 Kisi Apni Say Duri Kah Gham 2 Kuch
  • Khonay Kah Ghaam Aor Aor 3 Balghaam.

  • =================================
  • Aik Pathan Road Sey Guzar Raha Tha
  • Tu Usney Jhuk Kar Road Sey Kuch
  • Uthaya Aur Zor Sey Chillaya
  • Zalil Loag Tatti Bhi Aisi Kartay Hainn
  • Jesey Koi Samoxa Paraa Hou.


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  • Agar Free Ho To Nichay Prexx Kero
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  • Agar Abhe Bhe Free Ho To Upar Press Karo.

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  • 1 Mulla Ki Shaadi Nhi Ho Rahi Thi
  • Wo Mannat Mangne Gya
  • Waha Uski Maa Gum Gayi Mulla Bola:
  • Yaa Khudaa Teri Khudaai Apni Taay
  • Labbi Naai Abbay De Ve Gawai.

  • =================================

  • *2013**

  • ‘LIGHT!
  • Roz 2 Ghantay Kay Liye Jaye Gi

  • !!**2014**!!

  • LIGHT
  • Rooz 2 Ghantay K Liye AYE Gi!

  • *FARAQ TO PARTA HAI*

  • Her Qadam Khushhali Ki Janib

  • =================================
  • Girl To Another Girl
  • U R So Beautiful
  • other Girl: – Thank U
  • U R Beautiful To
  • Now
  • Boy To Another Boy
  • U R Looking HaNdsome
  • other Boy:- Dyo Fhir Pen
  • Da Rixhta.

  • =================================

  • Sardar: – Bachpan Vixch Maah
  • Di Gal Suni Hundi Teh Ajj
  • A Din Nah Vekhnaa Painda
  • Wakeel: – Keya Kehti The
  • Tere Maa
  • Sardar: – Anni Dya Jadon
  • Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
  • Ke.

  • =================================
  • Question:-
  • Bevy Key Jism Mey Woh Konsi
  • Cheez Hay Jise Woh Dabane
  • Nahi Deti Aur Adme Subah
  • o Sham Dabanaa Chahta Hay
  • Bolo Socho
  • Ansr:-Uska Gala.

  • =================================

  • Son:- Abbu Je Mein Nay Suna
  • Hy K Maa Baap Ko Dekhne Sey
  • Sawaab Milta Ha hai
  • Father: – Jis Tarah Tuh Chup
  • Chup K Dekhtaa Hy Kameene
  • Uss Tarhan Dekhney Sey Gunah
  • Milta Hay.

  • =================================

  • Nursery Class Ka Bacha Aor Bachi Teacher Say
  • Miss Kya Chotey Bachon Kay Bachey Ho Sakty Hyn
  • Teacher: – No
  • Bacha Bachi Sey:- Dekha Tm Aisy He Darr Rhi Thi.

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  • Beautiful Quote On Anger: If U R Right Then
  • Thr Ix No Need To Get Angry
  • &
  • If U R Wrong Then U Dont Have Any Rig8 To Be Angry”.

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  • If ‘Muuaah’ Ix A Kixxx

  • Then
  • ‘Kalmuuaah’ Ix Promixxe To Kiss 2omorrow.




  • Man Ix A Simple Animal
  • His Daily Needx R Juzt
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  • Rossy & Roti.

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  • Larkiyaqn Aapas Men Galy Milty Waqt Kya
  • Sochti Hen.?
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  • *Ix K To Mujh Se B Zyada ?Barry? Ho Gye Hein
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  • !Pata Nai Kansaa Shampoo Use Karti Hay ?Baalon? Pay
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  • O Hath Jorrtaa Huon Tery Aagy
  • Sudhar Ja Kbi Toh Acha Soch Leya Kr

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  • 2oday Sunny Leone Went To Usa

  • Milk Price Increaxed By Rs. 3

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  • Hasna Mat Kamino Dono Alag Alag News Hai.
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  • Ball Tampering The Moxt Favorite Part Time
  • Activity Of Men Xpecially In Summerx
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  • Pogo Plzzzzxxx.

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  • Kafi Time Lagta Hai Ek ShRef BNde Ko Girlfrnd Patane Me
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  • Pher Agaar Paat Jaye Toh
  • Kixi Ka Baap Bhi Use 2obara ShaReef Nahi Bana Xaakta.

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  • What Did Summer Say To xpring?

  • Help! I’m Going To Fall

  • I Need A Girlfrnd So Bad.

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  • Single Larka Hamexha Khuxh Rehta
  • Hai

  • Ek Nazar Boyfriend Ki Life :

  • ‘Gf’ Ka Har Status Like Krna Or Comment
  • Krna Compulxory
  • Na Kro Toh Sunoh

  • Doxto Ke Sath Ghumo To Suno
  • Female Friend Se Baat Karna To Suno

  • Unki Tareef Nah Kero To Suno

  • Khud Galti KRnge Or Sorry V Humsay
  • He Bulwati Hai
  • Puchne Par Rote Hue Kehti Hai
  • Mujhe Nai Pata Bas Sorry Bulaa

  • Sabse Bada Ek Call Pic Na Kar Paao Toh Unkaa Jaawab

  • Tumhe To Mujhsaay Peyaar He Nahi Abb Toh
  • Main Bore Lagti Hou Naah
  • I Hate U
  • Mujxay Baat
  • Maaat
  • Karnah
  • Huh.

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  • Wife: Har Hafte Weekend Pay
  • Tum Fishing Karnay Jate Hou Nah?

  • HusbNd: Haan Tou?

  • Wife: Ajj Woh Machhli Ghar Aayi Thi

  • Keh Rahi Thi Woh Maa Ban’ne Wali Hai.

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  • B0y: Tm Gana B0h0t Acha Gate H0
  • Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathr00m Singer
  • B0y: T0 Bula0 Na Kabi Apne Live C0ncert Pay.




  • B0y: Tm Gana B0h0t Acha Gati H0
  • Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathr00m Singer
  • B0y: T0 Bula0 Na Kabi Apne Live C0ncert Pay.

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  • What Is The Difference Between
  • Dava Medicine Nd Daru
  • Ans: Dava Is Like Girlfriend
  • That C0mes With Expiry Date
  • Daru Is Like Wife Jitni Purani H0gi
  • Utna Sir Chad Ke B0legi.

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  • In Chemistry Class Teacher
  • Asked A Gal What R Nitrates
  • Gal Answered Shyly: Night Rates
  • They Are C0stlier Than Day.

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  • D0 U Kn0w Why A Sardarni
  • Kept The D00r 0pen
  • While Taking A Bath
  • Because She Was Scared
  • That S0me0ne Might See
  • Thr0ugh The Key H0le.

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  • A Cute Nurse Came
  • F0r The Interview
  • Dr: What Salary U Expect
  • Nurse: Rs10000
  • Dr Was 0verj0yed Nd Said: My Pleasure
  • Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25000.

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  • Sardar: – Bachpan Vich Maah
  • Di Gal Suni H0ndi Teh Ajj
  • A Din Nah Vekhna Painda
  • Wakeel: – Keya Kehti The
  • Tere Maa
  • Sardar: – Anni Dya Jad0n
  • Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
  • Ke.

  • =================================

  • S0n:- Abbu Je Mein Ny Suna
  • Hy K Maa Baap K0 Dekhne Sey
  • Sawab Milta Ha
  • Father: – Jis Tarah Tuh chup
  • Chup K Dekhta Hy Kameene
  • Uss Tarhan Dekhney Sey Gunah
  • Milta Hay.

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  • Girl T0 An0ther Girl
  • U Are S0 Beautiful
  • 0ther Girl: – Thank U
  • U Are Beautiful T0
  • N0w
  • B0y T0 An0ther B0y
  • U Are L00king Hands0me
  • 0ther B0y:- Dy0 Fhir Pen
  • Da RISHTA.

  • =================================

  • Questi0n:-
  • Bevy key Jism mey W0H k0nsi
  • Cheez hay Jise w0h Dabane
  • nahi deti aur adme Subah
  • 0 Sham dabana chahta hay
  • B0l0 s0ch0
  • Ansr:-Uska GALA.

  • =================================
  • Nursery class ka bacha 0r bachi teacher sey
  • Miss kya ch0tey bach0n k bachey h0 sakty hyn
  • Teacher: – N0
  • Bacha Bachi sey:- Dekha tm aisy he darr rhi thi.

  • =================================


  • Teacher:BataOo,JoH Log
  • Ghalat Kaam Karte Hain,
  • Wo Kahaan Jatay Hain?
  • Larki Sharmatey Huay:
  • Sir,Shehr K Log Hotel
  • Mein, Aur Ga0n Ka Loag
  • Kammaad Mein Jate Hain

  • =================================
  • Breaking News: Imran KhaN
  • Ny Veena Malik KOH PTI Join
  • Karne Ki Dawaat Day Di q Kay,

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  • Veena Malik Ny Apne TamMam
  • Asasay ZahiR Kr Dy Hain.

  • =================================

  • GirL: Are you free..? Let’s hang out tonight..

  • BoY: I can’t.. I m hanging out with someone else..

  • Girl: Who..??
  • Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

  • Girl: Oh…GOOd bye !!!

  • (6 minutes later the door Bell rings)
  • Girl: Why are u here?

  • Boy: I already told you, I was coming over. :) ?

  • =================================

  • Larki Date Per Thi
  • Ami Ne Dekh Liya
  • Ami Ny Call Ki: Beti
  • KaHan Ho?
  • Beti Paper Dene Ayi
  • Hun
  • Ammi Zara DhyaaN Se,Iss
  • Paper Ka Result Aya To
  • Jaaan Say Mar Dohngi.

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