Adult SMS New Text Messages


  • Let me kiss ur lips,
  • let me feel ur teeth,
  • let me feel ur tongue.
  • SMILE!
  • This is ur friend
  • "PEPSODENT"
  • reminding you to brush ur teeth,
  • Twice a day Everyday :)

  • Can we do romance in the midnight today
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  • Can we do romance in the midnight today?
  • I'm in a good mood:)
  • Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
  • Reply me soon,
  • yours Loving Mosquito.

  • It's too tight
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  • Girl:Its 2 tight
  • Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
  • Gal:Push it in,
  • Boy:Ah..I cant,
  • Gal:Its painful,
  • Boy:Forget it.
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  • Well buy new WEDDING RING!

  • A beautiful girl goes to Professor
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  • A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
  • and
  • say
  • that i will do anything to pass in the exams
  • and professor says
  • NOW OPEN YOUR
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  • Books And Study

  • What is 6" inch long
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  • Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
  • which is 6" long
  • and move it in and out
  • and wait for a white substance to come out?

  • Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
  • i cant tell such words

  • Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

  • He came at night, explored my body ....
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  • He came at night,
  • explored my body,
  • got on top of me,
  • touched me, he bit,
  • sucked, swalowd,
  • when he was satisfyed,
  • he left, i was hurt,
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  • BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

  • I really deeply wish ... on my bed
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  • I really deeply wish dat
  • u r here with me in my room.
  • on my bed & lights is off &
  • we get under the cover together..
  • 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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  • 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
  • 1st went in and came out n said
  • "Na my wife is better."
  • 2nd went in and came out n said
  • "U R right ur wife is much better."

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  • It's the things that satisfies your mind
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  • It's the thing that satisfies
  • ur mind, body & soul!
  • Do it on bed, on a sofa,
  • in the car or anywhere!
  • It's called Prayer!
  • God bless ur naughty mind.

  • Catch her by her waist...Put ur lips on her lips...
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  • Catch her by her waist...
  • Bring her home..
  • Keep ur hand on her neck
  • Put ur lips on her lips
  • & have a ...
  • ...nice drink...PEPSI

  • Cheating kion ?
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  • Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
  • Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
  • Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
  • Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

  • Difference between stress, tension & panic
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  • 3 FEELINGS
  • what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
  • Stress is when wife is pregnant,
  • tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
  • panic is when both r pregnant

  • Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
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  • Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
  • Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

  • "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

  • Nurse, Sardar and blood test
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  • NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
  • after BLOOD TEST.
  • THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
  • NURSE:y r u DANCING.
  • SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  • A junior needs a name
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  • Love is a gamble,
  • Sex is a game,
  • Boyz do the thing
  • Girls get the blame,
  • 1 night in pleasure
  • 9 months of pain
  • 1 day in hospital and
  • a junior needs a name

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  • A girl phoned me
  • the other day and said ...
  • "Come on over, there's nobody home."
  • I went over. Nobody was home


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  • Sardar on phone:
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  • Sardar on phone:

  • Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

  • Doctor: Is this her first child?

  • Sardar: No this is her husband speaking��

  • Last nite i went 2 bed without u...cold,naked...
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  • Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
  • cold,naked,thinking of u,
  • missing ur warmth,
  • ur soft touch against my skin.
  • Where were u "lastnite"

  • Come here, take off your pents and knickers
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  • Come here,
  • take off your pents and knickers,
  • get on top of me,
  • enjoy until u get satisfied,
  • loving yours.....
  • toilet!

  • Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...
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  • Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
  • S - SMILE
  • E - ENERGY
  • X - XCITEMENT
  • so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

  • In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
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  • In a bath room,
  • a boy touches a girl everywhere!
  • You Know whose that boy?
  • Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
  • Dirty people always think dirty.

  • What's an average 6 inch long
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  • What's an average 6 inch long
  • Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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  • A:1000- rupee currency note.!
  • Always think positive

  • Girl fully exhausted
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  • A young girl after her honeymoon
  • came fully exhausted and tired,

  • When her friends asked her what happened?

  • She replied :
  • When this 70 year old bastard told me
  • he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

  • "I thought It was MONEY"

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  • I want to suck you
  • lick you
  • wanna move my tongue all over you
  • wanna feel you in my mouth
  • yep, that's how you
  • eat an ice cream!


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  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
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  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  • "Me sick, no work"
  • Boss SMS back:
  • "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
  • 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  • "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

  • Perfect example of good & bad luck
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  • What is the perfect example
  • of both Good & Bad Luck?

  • The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

  • but at the same time

  • Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

  • Caught sleeping together
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  • Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
  • Boy2.Oh! I know her
  • Boy1:How?
  • Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
  • Boy1:What the hell?
  • Boy2.during lecture in maths class

  • Think +ve:)

  • Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
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  • In a party a lady wanted
  • to go to toilet so
  • she inquired with a sardar
  • papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

  • sardarji replied u naughty
  • pehle tum dikhao.

  • Interesting line on girl's T-shirt
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  • Most interesting line written
  • on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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  • Excuse me !
  • My face is above.;-)

  • Can kids of our age have kids?
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  • Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
  • "can kids of our age have kids?"

  • Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

  • Boy said to girl :
  • "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

  • Short thing gets longer
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  • A short thing
  • its get longer as u hold it
  • & pass between woman's breast
  • & enters into a small hole
  • What is it?





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