Alcohol Quotes Drink Quotations 2016


  1. “@It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”


  2. “@I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on.”


  3. “@I take a drink only on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”


  4. “@Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!”


  5. @“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”


  6. “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!”


  7. “Dear Alcohol,
  8. We had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.”


  9. “I used to think, drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.”


  10. “I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker.”


  11. “Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.”


  12. “You look like I need another drink!”

  13. “I say ‘NO’ to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen!!”



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