April Fool Sms Text Messages Jokes


  • New financial year, new fools.
  • But how can we ignore the old fools like you.
  • It's a crowning moment for you. 
  • Have a rocking special day! 





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  • Long time ago, 
  • only fools used to read my sms, and today
  • .
  • ..
  • ...
  • the history continues.
  • Happy All Fools' Day!





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  • Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen
  • unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha
  • aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.





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  • Fact 1: You can not touch
  • your both lips with your tongue

  • Fact 2: After reading this,
  • 99/100 idiots would try it





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  • Hey U Know
  • Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
  • If she accept its your luck
  • otherwise just tell April Foooooll.





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  • U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
  • Just a second, don�t misunderstand.
  • .
  • CUTE means:
  • Creating
  • Useless
  • Troubles
  • Everywhere





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  • WARNING ! ! !

  • This is a VIRUS . . .

  • When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN




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  • Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
  • The next person 2 flush the toilet will be greeted
  • with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.




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  • 31st March Or 1st april
  • Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
  • Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
  • Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)





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  • Sine me dil,
  • Dil me dard,
  • Dard me yaqin,
  • Yaqin me khyal,
  • Khayal me khwab,
  • Khuwab me tasvir
  • Tasvir me sirf ap!
  • Itna Darawna khuwab?
  • Baap re Baap




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  • Am Going To U.S.A.
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Surprised?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • After 2 Days it's 1st April,
  • U r 1st Fool Of 2010




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  • Just a friendly reminder -

  • Relationships are precious,
  • do not hurt them by fooling
  • and lying on first April / April Fool.




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  • Cheese is Cheese
  • Butter is butter
  • if u 4get me
  • i will throw u in
  • *-*-*-*-*-*-*
  • * G U T T E R *
  • *-*-*-*-*-*-*




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  • Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
  • when conductor asked for ticket.
  • He gave Rs.10/-
  • and took the ticket and said april fool.
  • I have pass.




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  • Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
  • beautiful beautiful?
  • aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
  • ? aprilfool, aprilfool ?




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  • Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
  • baat hi kutch aisi hai,
  • 1st april jo ho rahi hai,
  • dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
  • aur kyo na ho....saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
  • hota hai sirf tumhaare naam...




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  • If a baby is born in AFRICA,
  • What will be the colour of the babies teeth??

  • ?

  • you fool.!

  • a new born baby dont hav teeth...




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  • Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Kasam...


  • Murree Ki Sardi Ki Kasam...


  • Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki Kasam...


  • Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki Kasam...



  • "U R Very FooL . . . . ;->




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  • Dont open this massege before 5 days

  • I know u cant wait

  • OK go ahead.

  • WISH U A HAPPY APRIL FOOL 2012




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  • Do u want to be a real super hero

  • press down

  • dnt became to be fool on april first

  • apil fools




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  • Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
  • You know whose???
  • Your Own Stupid
  • Aprill Fooooooolllllllll




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  • Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
  • Guess Who?
  • THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO




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  • April fool is the day
  • Upon which we are reminded of
  • What we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.




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  • I Love "you"! ,
  • I Love "you"! ,
  • I Love "you"! ,
  • I Love "you"!
  • Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :p




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  • . A - U r Attractive
  • B - U r the Best
  • C - U r Cute
  • D - U r Dear 2 Me
  • E - U r Excellent
  • F - U r Funny
  • G - U r Good-Looking
  • H - hehehe
  • I - I'm
  • J - JOKING




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  • . A day will come when the world will
  • celebrate
  • your name,
  • your fame,
  • your personality and
  • your views.
  • But April Fool comes once in a year and
  • that your day.




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  • Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
  • Ab tu nahi to is zeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
  • Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
  • ..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum




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  • I want to give you a good news
  • I'm going To USA...
  • I got the job in Microsoft






  • Don't Worry the Flight Is after 01 Days.



  • Surprised?




  • After 01 Days Is 1st April, You Are 1st Fool Of 2013 IN ADVANCE.




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  • Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
  • Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
  • Kanwal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
  • Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms parh raha hai.




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  • Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
  • BBC per
  • CNN per
  • IBN7 per
  • AAJTAK per
  • GEO per
  • nahi suna..!
  • Radio FM per toh suna ho ga..!
  • Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab parh loo..
  • Today is a April Fool and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully




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  • Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude,
  • Just kick him... How dare he fool you before April 1st?




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  • Dost Pathan se
  • APRIL FOOL manaya?
  • Pathan: Han
  • Dost: kis k saath?
  • Pathan: Bv k sath!
  • hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
  • jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
  • APRIL FOOL
  • APRIL FOOL...




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  • Amazing six facts:
  • 1.90% of people in Myanmar do not drink milk
  • 2.Snakes vision is up to 5 kilometer.
  • 3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
  • 4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
  • 5.zebra does not have liver.
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • 6.All the details are False.
  • Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
  • April Fool.. 



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  • Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. 
  • It's on 1st of April. Surprised? 
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Stupid, 1st april is April fool,
  • and you are the 1st person whom I fooled.




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  • You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
  • Just a second, do not misunderstand.
  • CUTE means:
  • Creating
  • Useless
  • Troubles
  • Everywhere.
  • april fool ...




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  • When things go wrong

  • When sadness fills your heart

  • When tears flow in your eyes

  • Always remember 3 things
  • 1) I am with you
  • 2) You have money
  • 3) Bar is open, Lets go. 




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  • I Miss u a Lot Dear....

  • SENDER:
  • Karina Kapoor
  • +919542496632

  • Message centre:
  • +919540099996

  • " Don't get excited. She sent It to me." 




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  • I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
  • to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

  • Pay The Bill !!!!
  • Foolllllllllll 



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  • True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, 
  • You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy. 
  • So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow. 




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  • A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
  • Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool! 




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  • If today any one talks & praises you for your

  • 1) gud looks
  • 2 ) nature
  • 3 ) style
  • 4 ) attitude
  • kick them off.
  • How dare they fool you before april 1st.



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  • please call me urgent..















  • janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon pahle april fool bana de.



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  • phool tumhe bheja hai sms me
  • jara khol kr to dekhiye...


  • dikha kya???


  • nahi dikha na???








  • are fool ye april ka fool ha jo tumhe fool bana gaya
  • hehehe



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  • This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
  • to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

  • for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
  • Now read it without the word cat.



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  • You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

  • Just a second, don't misunderstand.
  • CUTE means
  • Creating
  • Useless
  • Troubles
  • Everywhere.



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  • I am your girlfriend:

  • Smart

  • Intelligent.

  • Sweet.

  • Talented.

  • Excellent.

  • Romantic.
  • Haina????
  • In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.



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  • When I call u:
  • 1 ring means : I am missing yoU
  • 2 ring means : I like u
  • 3 ring means : I am thinking of u
  • 4 ring means : I need u
  • 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.



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  • Fact1: you can not touch
  • your lower lip with your tounge

  • Fact2: After reading this
  • 99/100 idiots would try it.



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  • The time since I have met you 
  • i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

  • So if you dont mind..
  • Can I sell you? 



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  • Plz call me
  • its urgent
  • Ek accident ho gaya ha
  • .
  • .
  • Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
  • Plz manna mat karna
  • .
  • .
  • Warna
  • .
  • .
  • GADHA mar jayega..



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  • If today anyone talks & admires you for your
  • -good looks
  • -nature
  • -style
  • -attitude,
  • Kick him/her off.
  • How dare he/she fool you before april 1st.



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  • Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap 

  • "Khubsoorat" 
  • "SMART" or 
  • "GENIOUS" 
  • Ho 
  • To rakh k moun pe thapr dena 
  • Or kehna 

  • Bad_Tameez! 
  • "MUSLIMAAN" 
  • APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;-> 



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  • Hey you Know,
  • Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April..
  • you Know Why ???
  • If she accepts den its your luck,
  • otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.



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  • Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain
  • right now Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain.
  • Happy April fool Day....



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  • Plz open this
  • after 1 day at thursday. 

  • I know u can not wait. 
  • So Congratz. 
  • you are hte 1st FOOL. 
  • April Fool in Advance



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  • I want you to know that you
  • are very important to me,
  • It is not possible for me to
  • live without you even for a second!
  • You are my life & I can feel you everywhere.
  • Do not mind, I was talking about Oxygen ...

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