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  1. I smoke ten to fifteen cig!!ars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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  3. Adolf Hitler’s life style is si!!mple. He never drinks alcohol and does not smoke.
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  5. It is now proven, beyond a d!!oubt, that smoking is a leading cause of statistics.
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  7. The believing we do some!!thing when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
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  9. Perfection is s!!uch a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco.
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  11. Tobacco and alcohol, deliciou!!!!s fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
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  13. It has always been!! my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
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  15. I’ve been smoki!!ng nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!
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  17. People alw!!ays come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
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  19. And to kill time while awaiti!!ng death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods.
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  21. A good cigar is like a b!!eautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
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  23. A nonsmoker is f!!orced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.
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  25. I have known many per!!sons who turned their gold into smoke, but you are the first to turn smoke into gold.
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  27. I am sure there are!! many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.
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  29. Eating and sleepin!!g are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.
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  31. If you resolv!!e to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
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  33. You own yo!!urself, so if you want to do something that destroys yourself, go ahead. Just don’t harm others when you do.
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  35. There’s some!!thing luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
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  37. When I tell any truth it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending th!!ose who do.
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  39. I’m glad I don’t ha!!ve to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
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  41. After a truly g!!!ood meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.
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  43. Asthma doe!!sn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
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  45. It is easi!!er to stay out than get out.
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  47. Re!!member, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
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  49. N!!ot smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
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  51. T!!he best way to stop smoking is to just stop no ifs, ands or butts.

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