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  • you never really stop loving someone. you just learn to try to live without them"

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  • Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

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  • "Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

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  • There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.

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  • I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.

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  • People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

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  • A LOGICAL SOLUTION. 
  • Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem. 
  • From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: 

  • What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? 

  • Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: 

  • If: 
  • A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 
  • 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

  • Then: 

  • H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
  • 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 
  • and 
  • K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
  • 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

  • But, 

  • A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
  • 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

  • And, 

  • B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T 
  • 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

  • AND, look how far a** kissing will take you. 

  • A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
  • 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

  • So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

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  • The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

  • Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

  • Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

  • "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

  • Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

  • 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

  • 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

  • So which is it?

  • If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

  • This student received the only A.

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  • A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

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  • Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

  • 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
  • 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
  • 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
  • 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
  • 5) MEOW occasionally.
  • 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
  • 7) SAY -DING at each floor.
  • 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
  • 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
  • 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
  • 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
  • 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
  • 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
  • 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
  • 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
  • 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
  • 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
  • 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
  • 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
  • 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
  • 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
  • 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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  • When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

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  • "If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

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  • If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it does not come back, it was never meant to be.

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  • I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

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  • To the world you may be but one, but to one you might be the world.

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  • "Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you; I was doing great, until I ran out of stars."

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  • Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me

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  • Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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  • 15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
  • 1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
  • 2. Moo when they say your name.
  • 3. Run into walls.
  • 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
  • 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
  • 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
  • 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
  • 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
  • 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
  • 10. Do what they actually tell you.
  • 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
  • 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
  • 13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
  • 14. Try to swim in the floor.
  • 15. Tap on their door all night.

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  • *What Does Love Mean?*

  • A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:


  • "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's Love. Rebecca - age 8

  • When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4

  • "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5

  • "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6

  • "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4

  • "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7

  • "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8

  • "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

  • "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." Nikka - age 6

  • "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
  • everyday." Noelle - age 7

  • "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6

  • "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8

  • "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6

  • "Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5

  • "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7

  • "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4

  • "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
  • clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4

  • "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you" Karen - age 7

  • "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6

  • "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," Jessica - age 8

  • And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. (Now this will melt your heart.) The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When
  • his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."


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  • If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy....even if its not with you

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  • You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life.

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  • I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

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  • Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.

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  • "I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable times of my life."

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  • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. 

  • Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. 

  • At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. 

  • That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" 

  • The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. 

  • A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 

  • 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. 

  • Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." 

  • The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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  • It's funny how big of an impact you have on me. It's like when I see you, you don't even have to speak...all you can do is smile, and it can make my day, and then that's how I remember my reasons for loving you.

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  • Everyone in life is gonna hurt you, you just have to figure out which people are worth the pain.

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  • Derick: 
  • I guess we are the left-overs in this world.

  • Lily: 
  • I think so...all of my friends have boyfriends, and we are the only the 2 people left in this world without any special person in our lives.

  • Derick: 
  • Yup, I don't know what to do.

  • Lily: 
  • I know! We'll play a game.

  • Derick: 
  • What game?

  • Lily: 
  • I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days 
  • and you will be my boyfriend.

  • Derick: 
  • That's a great plan, in fact, I don't have anything to do 
  • much for the following few weeks.

  • DAY 1: 
  • They watch their first movie 
  • and they both are touched by the romantic film.

  • DAY 4: 
  • They went go to the beach and have a picnic. Derick and Lily have their quality time together.

  • DAY 12: 
  • Derick invited Lily to a circus and they ride through a Horror House. 
  • Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand but she actually touched someone else's hand they both laughed.

  • DAY 15: 
  • They saw a fortune teller down the road, and they asked for their future advice.
  • The fortune teller said: 
  • "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life, spend the rest of your time together, happily." Then tears flowed out from the teller's eyes.

  • DAY 20: 
  • Lily invited Derick to go to the hill 
  • and they saw a meteor; Lily mumbled something.

  • DAY 28: 
  • They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident.

  • DAY 29: 
  • 11:37 pm: 
  • Lily and Derick sat in the park where they first decided to play this game.

  • Derick: 
  • I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink? I'll buy you one...I'll just go down the road.

  • Lily: 
  • An Apple Juice, that's all. Thank you.

  • Derick: 
  • Wait for me.

  • 20 minutes later 
  • A stranger approached Lily

  • Stranger: 
  • Are you a friend of Derick?

  • Lily: 
  • Yes, why? What happened?

  • Stranger: 
  • A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick, and he is in critical condition in the hospital.

  • 11:57 pm:
  • The doctor walked out of the emergency room; he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter.

  • Doctor: 
  • We found this in Derick's pocket.

  • Lily reads the letter and it says: 
  • Lily, These past few weeks, I realized you are a really cute girl, and I am really falling for you-your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game. Before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.
  • I love you, Lily.

  • Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted: 

  • "Derick! I don't want you to die-
  • I love you; remember that night when we saw a meteor and I mumbled something. I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and that we would never have to end this game. Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you! You can't do this to me!"

  • Then the clock strikes 12... 

  • Derick's heart stopped pumping...

  • It was the 30th day.

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  • Don't keep running back to the one person that you need to walk away from.


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  • Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

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  • "Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living."

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  • Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

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  • It's the times we're so crazy,
  • that people think we're high.
  • It's the times we laugh so hard,
  • we can't help but cry.
  • It's all the inside jokes
  • and "remember whens".
  • those are all the reasons
  • that we're best friends!

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  • A kiss is just a kiss till you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug till you find the one you're always thinking of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Love was just a word till I heard it from you.

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  • Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

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  • Her hair was up in a ponytail
  • Her favorite dress tied with a bow
  • Today was Daddy's Day at school
  • And she couldn't wait to go.
  • But her mommy tried to tell her,
  • That she probably should stay home.
  • Why the kids might not understand,
  • If she went to school alone.
  • But she was not afraid;
  • She knew just what to say.
  • What to tell her classmates
  • Of why he wasn't there today.
  • But still her mother worried,
  • For her to face this day alone.
  • And that was why once again,
  • She tried to keep her daughter home.
  • But the little girl went to school,
  • Eager to tell them all.
  • About a dad she never sees,
  • A dad who never calls.
  • There were daddies along the wall in back,
  • For everyone to meet
  • Children squirming impatently,
  • Anxious in their seats.
  • One by one the teacher called,
  • Each student from the class.
  • To introduce their daddy,
  • As seconds slowly passed.
  • At last the teacher called her name,
  • Every child turned to stare.
  • Each of them was searching,
  • For a man who wasn't there.
  • "Where's her daddy at?"
  • She heard a boy call out.
  • "She probably doesn't have one"
  • Another student dared to shout.
  • And from somewhere near the back,
  • She heard a daddy say,
  • "Looks like another deadbeat dad,
  • Too busy to waste his day."
  • The words did not offened her,
  • As she smiled up at her mom.
  • And looked back at her teacher,
  • Who told her to go on.
  • And with hands behind her back,
  • Slowly she began to speak.
  • And out from the mouth of a child,
  • Came words incredibly unique.
  • "My daddy couldn't be here,
  • Because he lives so far away.
  • But I know he wishes he could be,
  • Since this is such a special day.
  • And though you cannot meet him,
  • I wanted you to know.
  • All about my daddy,
  • And how much he loves me so.
  • He loved to tell me stories
  • He taught me to ride my bike.
  • He surprised me with pink roses,
  • And taught me to fly a kite.
  • We used to share fudge sundaes,
  • and ice cream in a cone.
  • And though you cannot see him,
  • I'm not standing here alone.
  • Cause my daddy's always with me
  • Even though we are apart.
  • I know because he told me,
  • He'll forever be in my heart."
  • With that, her little hand reached up,
  • and lay across her chest.
  • Feeling her own heartbeat,
  • Beneath her favorite dress.
  • And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
  • Her mother stood in tears.
  • Proudly watching her daughter,
  • Who was wise beyond her years.
  • For she stood up for the love
  • Of a man not in her life.
  • Doing what was best for her,
  • Doing what was right.
  • And when she dropped her hand back down,
  • Staring straight into the crowd.
  • She finished with a voice so soft,
  • But its message clear and loud.
  • "I love my daddy very much,
  • He's my shining star.
  • And if he could he'd be here,
  • But heaven's just too far.
  • You see he was a fireman
  • And died just this past year.
  • When airplanes hit the towers
  • And taught Americans to fear.
  • But sometimes when I close my eyes,
  • It's like he never went away."
  • And then she closes her eyes,
  • And saw him there that day.
  • And to her mother's amazement,
  • She witnessed with surprise.
  • A room full of daddies and children,
  • All starting to close their eyes.
  • Who knows what they say before them,
  • Who knows what they felt inside.
  • Perhaps for merely a second,
  • They saw him at her side.
  • "I know you're with me Daddy."
  • To the silence she called out.
  • And what happened next made believers,
  • Of those once filled with doubt.
  • Not one in that room could explain it,
  • For each of their eyes had been closed.
  • But there on the desk beside her,
  • Was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
  • And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
  • By the love of her shining bright star.
  • And given the gift of believing,
  • That heaven is never too far

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  • Loving someone doesnt need a reason. If you can explain why you love someone, its not called "Love"... its called "Like"

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  • If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once because you never really left...
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  • It's only after someone is gone do you realize how much you miss them...




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