Birthday Quotes Sayings New 2016


  • Whatever with the past has gone,The best is always yet to come.
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  • May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
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  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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  • Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
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  • If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
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  • Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
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  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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  • No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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  • I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.
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  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
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  • Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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  • Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.
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  • There are three hundred and s@ixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.
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  • It is lovely, when I forget all @@birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
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  • All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
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  • From our birthday, unt@il we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
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  • May you live all @@the days of your life.
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  • You are only yo@ung once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
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  • Birthday Bring Al@ong A truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra – Special Birthday.
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  • Age is strictly a case@ of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
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  • If there’s something that you’re dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all…HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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  • The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
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  • Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun @and cheer And may you keep on having them For many a happy year.
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  • It is not more surprising to be born @twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection.
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  • Last week the candle factory burned d@own. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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  • Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached t@he age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.
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  • The more candles on the cake, the h@arder they are to blow out.
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  • Oh to be seventy again.
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  • Getting old ain’t for sissies.
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  • It takes a long tim@e to grow young.
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  • One to-day is wo@rth two to-morrows.
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  • Let us respect gr@ay hairs, especially our own.
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  • The more things @change, the more they remain the same.
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  • Old age isn’t so bad @when you consider the alternative.
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  • Very early, I knew @that the only object in life was to grow.
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  • From our birthday, @until we die,Is but the winking of an eye.
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  • Of late I appear To @have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

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  • Sugar in the gourd and h#oney in the horn,I never was so happy since the hour I was born.
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  • If I’d known I was go#ing to live this long (100 years), I’d have taken better care of myself.
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  • Old age: A great sens#e of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
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  • A birthday: and now #a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife A thoughtful day from dawn to close:The middle day of human life.
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  • I occasionally get b@irthday cards from fans. But it’s often the same message: They hope it’s my last.
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  • Happy birth!day. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
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  • If anyone calls you @old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
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  • Happy birthday. @At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
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  • Happy birthday. @At your age, you should really live LARGE…starting with LARGE print.
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  • Happy birthday! @At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
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  • Happy birthday! @Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
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  • Happy birthday. @Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!
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  • You know how @most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!
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  • Yes, y@ou’re getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse…you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday
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  • They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.
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  • Whoever said that time waits for no man, but stands still for a woman of 30, is an idiot. No woman in her right mind would admit to turning 30. Happy 29th birthday!
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  • Time may heal all wounds, but it leaves you with an unhealthy glow, saggy skin and crow’s feet. Happy birthday
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  • Happy birthday! Another year, another reason to curse the inventor of the first modern mirror.
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  • Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…but better slow than fast, I always say! I’m in no rush to get to the end of the film. Happy birthday!
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  • You are only young and reckless once, but you can be reckless well into your hip-breaking days. Happy birthday.
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  • Statistics show that people who keep celebrating birthdays live longer but eventually look worse than Keith Richards in the morning. Happy birthday!
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  • Can you blow out all these candles or should I call the fire department? Happy birthday!
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  • Count your blessings, not your age spots. Happy birthday!
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  • Happy birthday! You still have the face of an angel — not a day older than when you first bought it.
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  • Happy birthday. You know you’re getting old when you lose count midway through counting the candles on your birthday cake.
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  • The only thing uncool about getting older is that all the things you thought were really lame growing up are super cool now. Golf, anyone? Happy birthday!
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  • Happy birthday! On your special day, make time to play in your birthday suit…but first make sure it’s clean, and wrinkle-free and doesn’t smell weird.
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  • Happy birthday, kiddo! You’ll know you’ve reached adulthood when your birthday cards no longer contain money.
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  • Happy birthday to a real wonder — someone who acts and looks younger than any person I know our age. I really hate you. Like really, really!
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  • Happy birthday! Your skin is way too taut and firm for someone who’s at least a decade past the age when most of us experience the dreaded pull of gravity.
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  • Happy birthday! You may not consider yourself over the hill yet but you have to admit you’re starting to feel really woozy from the climb.
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  • Birthday candles? Blowing them out at your age is not a good idea. You might lose your dentures and knock someone out. Here’s to a safer birthday!
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  • Happy birthday! I wanted to get you something tremendous, something that just gets better and better every day, but I couldn’t find a box big enough for me.
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  • Happy birthday to my oldest friend! Didn’t we always say getting older would be a real gas? Well, we were right — excess gas and antacid tablets are the bane of our existence.
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  • It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will loosen the skin just below your chin, making you look like Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars. Happy birthday
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  • Happy birthday! Don’t worry, you’re still a kid — your friends still blow out your birthday candles before you do.
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  • Happy birthday! You have so many candles on your birthday cake you can see the candlelight from space.
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  • Happy birthday! When we were younger, we always thought getting older meant we could do whatever we wanted— we never realized that this applied only to our bodies
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  • Here’s a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.

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