Quotes New 2016 best


  • “@It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

  • “@I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on.”


  • “@I take a drink only on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”


  • “@Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!”


  • “@I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”


  • “@Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!”

  • “Dear Alcohol,
  • @We had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.”


  • “@I used to think, drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.”


  • “@I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker.”

  • “@Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.”


  • “@You look like I need another drink!”


  • “I say ‘NO’ to @alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen!!”


  •  यमराज To चित्रगुप्त
  • @यमराज : चित्रगुप्त एक ऐसी मशीन बनाओ की कोई

  • झूठ बोले तो पता चले..!

  • चित्रगुप्त : ठीक है प्रभू…!!

  • @चित्रगुप्त ने एक घंटा बनवाया जो झूठ बोलने पर

  • बजता था..

  • @दुसरे दिन थोडी थोडी देर मे घंटा बजने लगा…

  • एक दिन घंटा अचानक ज़ोर ज़ोर से ….

  • टन..

  • टन टन ..

  • टन टन टन ..

  • बजने लगा….

  • यमराज : चित्रगुप्त, ये क्या हो रहा है..?

  • @ये घंटा एक साथ इतनी ज़ोर ज़ोर से क्यॅूं बज रहा है..??

  • चित्रगुप्त : प्रभू..!!! नेताजी भाषण दे रहे है…

  •  Funny quotes
  • @Why the sun lightens our hair,
  • but darkens our skin?

  • Why women can’t put on mascara
  • with their mouth closed?

  • Why don’t you ever see the headline
  • ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

  • @Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

  • Why is it that doctors call what
  • they do ‘practice’?

  • @Why is lemon juice made with
  • artificial flavor, and dish washing
  • liquid made with real lemons?

  •  Deepwali quotes
  • @May you all attain full inner illumination! May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding! May you all attain the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the Self! May you all prosper g@loriously on the material as well as spiritual planes!

  •  Deepawali quotes
  • @Many Deepavali festivals have come and gone. Yet the hearts of the vast majority are as dark as the night of the new moon. The house is lit with lamps, but the heart is full of the darkness of ignorance. O man! wake up from the slumber of ignorance. Realize the constant and eternal light of the Soul which neither rises nor sets, through meditation and deep enquiry.

  •  Deepawali quotes
  • @He who Himself sees all but whom no one beholds, who illumines the intellect, the sun, the moon and the stars and the whole universe but whom they cannot illumine, He indeed is Brahman, He is the inner Self. Celebrate the real Deepavali by living in Brahman, and enjoy the eternal bliss of the soul.

  •  Deepawali quotes
  • Ram! The light of lights, the self-luminous inner light of the Self is ever shining steadily in the chamber of your heart. Sit quietly. Close your eyes. Withdraw the senses. Fix the mind on this @supreme light and enjoy the real Deepavali, by attaining illumination of the soul.

  •  anniversary quote
  • “If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden”

  •  anniversary quote for husband
  • @A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

  •  anniversary quote
  • “@Love is a symbol of eternity.  It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.”

  • “@If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.”

  •  anniversary quote
  • “@Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

  •  Exams quote
  • “@There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work learning from failure.” ~ General Colin Powell

  •  Exam quotes
  • Hum jeete EK bar hai,
  • @Marte EK bar hai,
  • Pyar EK bar hota hai,
  • @Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
  • @TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN 



















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