Clever Quotes Status


  • Push will get a pers!on almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

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  • Tough times never last, but tough people do.
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  • You’ll lose a lot o!f money, chasing women. But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

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  • In our pursuit to! find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.

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  • You go!tta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had!. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at! you there was something new. How co!uld I be so blind!? Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

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  • Never be afraid to try s!omething new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals bu!ilt the titanic that sank.

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  • If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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  • I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

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  • When life gives you lem!ons, squirt someone in the eye,,

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  • An eye for an eye will ultim!ately, leave the whole world blind.

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  • If the grass is greener !on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

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  • The message below is a !lie, The message above is the truth..

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  • Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

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  • You’ll never be old and! wise if you weren’t young and crazy. The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.

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  • When life gives you le!mons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it.

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  • The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons. Source : 
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  • How can people say I love you so easly? Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of y!our heart to so!meone…when you finall!y do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give?

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  • What would you! attempt to do If you knew you could not fail??

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  • Sell a man a fish!, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

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  • There is no chance unless you take one

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  • Wise man talk bec!ause they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something.

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  • A fool isn’t so!meone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.

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  • If I’m driving y!ou crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

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  • Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

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  • If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

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  • People are like ch!ocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.

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  • They say never !judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
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  • I have enough money !to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

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  • Notice: Lack of p!lanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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  • Life may give y!ou sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

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  • The early bird m!ay get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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  • Always say what y!ou mean and mean what you say.'
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  • When someone ties! to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!

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  • Fear is tempor!ary, regret is forever. “i think, therefore I am” Source : 
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  • The searc!h for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

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  • Life is like a ten !speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

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  • If you try to fail!! and succeed, then which have you done?

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  • Better to ask for!giveness than permission.

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  • If practice! makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?

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  • Its better! to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.

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  • Why the english language is difficult to learn: The bandage was wound around the wound. He could lead if he wou!ld get the led out. The soldier !decided to desert his dessert in the dessert. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. They were to clo!se to the door to close it.

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  • Never point your! finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

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  • Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!! I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me 

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  • My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

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  • He who waits to take th!e first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

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  • A clever man is one !who never shows his cleverness to others

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  • If you want breakf!ast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

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  • If I look confused…i probably am

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  • Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

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  • Cleverness is what a! guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains

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  • If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?

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  • NEVER BE TO!O HONEST… Always Remember … STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…

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  • Anger is one letter short of danger.
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  • I asked my parents what!’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

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  • Sure hard work pay’s off !in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now 

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  • You do things based on what you thi!nk is righteous. Solitude is worse then darkness. To live is to fight. Befo!re I could decide what I wanted to do, I was already stuck.

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  • After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore

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  • My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

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  • Life isn’t like B!urger King, you can’t have it your way.

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  • Girl- If you really d!o get rich will you ever remember me? Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

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  • Build a man a! fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

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  • One word coul!d save the world, Communication
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  • If your heart was real!ly broken you would be dead so shut up.

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  • Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.

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  • Girl- If you really d!o get rich will you ever remember me? Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

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  • Build a ma!n a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

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  • If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

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  • Do you have a hole in your sock? If not, how do you get your foot inside it? 

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  • Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…

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  • Make love and not war !Or, find someone, marry them And you can do both!

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  • The glass is neith!er half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

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  • A person who asks a question is! a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

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  • To do is to be. – Socrates To be is to do.! – Sartre Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra

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  • Whether you’re first or last in the queue dep!ends which way your looking
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  • You don’t see it until its not there.
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  • I didn’t fail math. I just f!ound a lot of ways not to do it

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  • They say it’s always in the last place that! you look OF COURSE! Why the heck would I keep looking after I a!lready found it!

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  • If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls

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  • The man is the !head of the house !!!! but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe

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  • If you want people t!o remember you. Borrow money from them.

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  • All people h!ave a photographic memory, som! just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

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  • What do I do when I see someone extremely gorge!ous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. 

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  • If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.

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  • Problem free life neve!r makes a strong person
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  • I started out with no!thing… and I still have most of that!

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  • If you can’t convince t!hem, confuse them.
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  • You don’t need a !parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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  • You can’t be late until you show up.

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  • A candle is never d!iminished by lighting another candle

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  • Why is it that when you pay someone !a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

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  • If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed

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  • I change!d the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug i!t in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

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  • Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

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  • Wise man spea!ks and the fools follows them

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  • If there is evil i!n this world it lurks in the hearts of man.

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  • You can only! get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

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  • The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

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  • I’ll jump in front of a! train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

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  • I have 6 locks on m!y door all in a row. !When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3

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  • If at first you don’t! succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.

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  • I never do anythi!ng by accident. I just like people to think I do.

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  • If you believe! that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

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  • I hate two faced peo!ple. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

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  • Those who say mon!ey can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

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  • All is Legal. Untill! U get Caught…

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  • Half of this planet i!s dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

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  • To someone else, w!e are someone else.
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  • Just cause you’re! paranoid d!oesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

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  • A man likes his! w!ife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to a!dmire it.

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  • The only difference! betwee!n genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.

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  • Don’t live in! the p!ast because the future may become your past fast!

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  • To be ol!d and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

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  • When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place

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  • Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

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  • How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

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  • You do not h! for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

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  • Its good to be cle!ver. But whats really clever is not showing it

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  • If the grass looks greener on! the other side its time to fertilize yours.

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  • People talk so much. !Yet say so little.

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  • How can you tell me !to never say never when you just said never?

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  • I could act normal, but it wo!uld be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

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  • The apple doesn’t fall far! from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

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  • One day, I was approached b!y a man holding a glass of water. He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?” I took the glass from his hand and d!rank the water. No more problem.

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  • Opportunity knocks but on!ce, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

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  • A balanced diet means !a cookie in both hands.

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  • Business is the art of ex!tracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

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  • Light a man a fir!e and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life 
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  • I’m not clever, I ju!st don’t know how to be stupid.

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  • Patience is not the ability to wait! but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

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  • When push comes to sh!ove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

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  • I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you !heard is not what I meant.

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  • I refuse to have a ba!ttle of wits with an unarmed person. Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac

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  • Next time I’m on an elevator wi!th four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.

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  • The grass is always! greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

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  • If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
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  • A person is talented only wh!en he has the talent to express his talent.

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  • You do not have to prove so!mething for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to beli!eve it to be true.

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  • An apple a day !keeps the doctor away. & A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

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  • Copying from a single! source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

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  • It is one thing to be clev!er and another to be wise.

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  • You can’t be late un!til you show up.
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  • I like to spoon !after I fork.

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  • To be clever eno!gh to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

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  • Technology is n!ot complete if I can’t download money.

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  • He who falls into the wate!r doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

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  • Clever people will rec!ognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.

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  • I am so clever! that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

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  • Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will! be rewarded to him. All from audience !kept their hands on gold and v!aluable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

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  • Every rule has !an exception. Especially this one.
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  • Always forgiv!e your enemies, but never forget their names.

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  • Clever peop!le maste!r life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.

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  • You have n!ot actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!

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  • A train !station is where the !train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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  • If you can’t see the brig!ht side, shine the dull side.

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  • Without order nothing co!uld exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

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  • If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

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  • Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.

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  • When someone tells you s!tories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.

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  • You know what char!m is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.

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  • There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.

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  • Is the glass half f!ull or half empty? Depends. The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied. There. Doesn’t that make s!ense?

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  • A poor man with weird habits i!s an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.

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  • When life throws you lemons!, retaliate, throw watermelons!

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  • Visits always give pleas!ure… If not the arrival, the departure.

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  • He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

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  • Over analysis creates paralysis.
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  • There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth

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  • To be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all. give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peic!s of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too. anger being expressed by violence is nothing more th!an ignorance. speak your mind, but chose your words carefully. place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony. to be clever is to be smart!enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them. when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye.

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  • its better to know what you think you know, then not to know nothing at all”

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  • What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.

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  • All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You c!ould say g!iving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

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  • If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.
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  • Skill is luck becoming a habit.
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  • Love is like a wind,..you !can feel it but you can’t see it

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  • The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.

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  • Cascading down through the air, she thought, “They will wonder why I jumped. They won’t know that for a moment…I Fly

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  • Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.

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  • I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

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  • The power of accu!rate observation is frequently calle!d cynicism by those who don’t have it.

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  • It’s not necessary to! be educated, to be intelligent.

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  • They say violence isn’t t!he answer but actions speak louder than words.

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  • The grass is greene!r on the side you water.
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  • When he touched m!e, I was touched!

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  • The grass is alway!s greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.

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  • If the grass is greener on the other !side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

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  • There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

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  • I’d give my right arm !to be ambidextrous.

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  • Stupidity is th!e greatest disguise for th!e clever, if, you can pull that off.

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  • There are plenty m!ore fishes in the sea, maybe you! just need to swim in a different ocean.

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  • Don’t trust me I’m a liar.

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  • One is the lonliest nu!mber

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  • When life gives you !lemons, throw them back and grow your own

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  • If you are ever loo!king for something you will find it in the last place you look.

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  • I did today, what I s!hould do tomorrow. So now what?

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  • Don’t do to others w!hat you don’t want others to do to you, but do to others who do to you what they would not like o!thers to do to them.

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  • I’m not random y!ou just don’t think as fast as me.

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  • Anyone can be glamorous.! All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.

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  • Do you often find yourselve qu!estioning a question with a question when questioned

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  • Grass maybe greener !on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.

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  • Is the cup half emp!ty o!r half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already

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  • He who waits, w!ill be late! for the rest of his life.

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  • Those who do !not know, do not! know that they do not know.

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  • Life is like a poker game… Go!tta raise up the stakes!!!

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  • If the grass is always greene!r on the other sides I want to be color blind.

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  • The early bird catches th!e early worm…
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  • How can you !go up and down and up and down but never move? ask a road on some hills that 

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  • The grass may be greener on !the other side, but then again you still have to mow it

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  • If you think you feel go!d,, then wait till you feel me…

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  • Don’t believe in ‘they say’ be!cause ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they! say’.

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  • I don’t get the relations!hip between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll nev!er have.

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  • Do unto others as you would have other do unto you

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  • No matter where you go, there you are!

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  • They say, the grass is always greener on the other !side of the fence. Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being !watered twice a day, it would be pretty green. Source : 
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  • Those who Know they do not Know that to K!now is to Know what they do not Know!

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  • Strong men are strong, but no better then the rest, since they still die, as for the wise, they are no better then the rest of us since they still s!ilently wonder.

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  • My teacher says that Bill Gate! was a millionaire when he was of my age but he always forget that he was a trillionaire w!hen he was of my teacher’s age 

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  • Most people who drive in a !hurry are never in a hurry.

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  • They say when life gives yo!u lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?

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  • Girl: WOW ! You! have big feet! =O Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;) Girl: No?? Guy: BIG SOCKS!

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  • “It is what it can only be.” “To compare, is not to prove.” “Wit must be foiled by wit;cut a diamond with a diamond.”

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  • The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

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  • Never value first impressions co!s along with it comes deception.

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  • You have to twist the vine to go where yo!u want while it’s growing, not when it’s mature and you can’t train it to go w!here you want it to go.

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  • I am not always right but I am never wrong.

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  • Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.

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  • If nobody is perfect then I must be a nobody

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  • As technology develop!s we will do what we did in half the time, yet we are more stressed, more busy and can’t get things done.

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  • If it weren’t for Mond!ays, we’d all hate Tuesdays.

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  • Yesterday I was clever, so I wante!d to change the world. Today I am wise, so i am changing myself.

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  • Sometimes you need to act l!ike a fool to fool the fools who think that they are fooling you.

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  • Cation to anion. “Wh!y are you always so negative?”.
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  • The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

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  • A miser is a person who is reluctant to spend and saves for those who will bury him.

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  • There are two kinds of peo!ple in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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  • !e not.” “Did you see that?” “See what?” “Exactly.

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  • Sell your cleverness a!nd buy bewilderment.

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  • Cleverness is no!t wisdom.
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  • Man is a clever ani!mal who behaves like an imbecile.

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  • If men had wings !and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.

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  • Remember..Le!ss is More, but then if Less is More, just think how much More, More would be.

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