Cowboy Quotes Sayings 2016


  1. It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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  3. When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
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  5. !!A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
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  7. We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
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  9. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.
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  11. Boots, chaps and cowboy hats…. nothing else matters.
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  13. !!An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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  15. !!!Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
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  17. A!!in’t nothin’ like ridin’ a fine horse in new country.
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  19. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
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  21. Shirts that cost more than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost more than a horse
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  23. Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.
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  25. I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
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  27. Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway.
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  29. If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.
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  31. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
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  33. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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  35. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
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  37. It’s the bulls and blood, dust and mud, and the roar of a Sunday crowd.
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  39. Get on, Ride hard, Hold nothing back, and give it all you’ve got! Thats the Cowboy Way!!!
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  41. Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
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  43. Talk slow, talk low, and don’t talk too much.
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  45. Me? I’m just an old fashioned cowboy.
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  47. Ain’t nuthin’ like ridin’ a fine horse in new country.
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  49. Cowboys work hard, play well, love soft, and are a hell of alot better than any other BOY I’ve ever seen.
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  51. A true cowboy is one who says it was nothing when it was everything and that believes that be did better than first but worse than last.
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  53. It is not enough for a man to learn how to ride; he must learn how to fall.
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  55. You can either go cry in the truck or cowboy up!!!
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  57. What ever happens, happens.
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  59. COWBOYS They are all so tough on the outside, but so sweet and soft on the inside.
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  61. You know what you gotta do cowboy?
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  63. I’ve bled all that blood away.
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  65. You spilled my egg. I needed that egg.
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  67. Cowboys don’t take bath, they just dust off.
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  69. Boots, Hats, and Cowboys…Nothing else Matters!!
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  71. Don’t go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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  73. It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
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  75. I only got to words for you lane……COWBOY UP...
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  77. A cowboys horse always eats first
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  79. Getting bucked off is not embarrassing its when you don’t get back on that is embarrassing.

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  81. When you’re young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you’re my age, you splatter.
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  83. When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid, I figure its a sure sign that the animal has outfoxed them.
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  85. Before cussing the boss, saddle your horse.
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  87. I’m not going there to die. I’m going to find out if I’m really alive.
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  89. If ya don’t know a where’s you’re a goin, it’d be a good idea not to use yer spurs.
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  91. Don’t be afraid to go after what you want to do, and what you want to be. But don’t be afraid to be willing to pay the price.
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  93. But the reason I became, why I wanted to be in the business was because there was Midnight Cowboy.
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  95. The most beautiful, the most spirited and the most inspiring creature ever to print foot on the grasses of America.
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  97. You can touch a cowboy’s women but you can’t touch his hat.
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  99. Are you just going to lay there and bleed or are you going to cowboy up?
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  101. Well, sir, I ain’t a for real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud.
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  103. Winning ain’t everything but losing ain’t fun either. Ride to win!!
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  105. I’m walkin’ here! I’m walkin’ here! Actually, that ain’t a bad way to pick up insurance, you know.
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  107. Lesson, lesson…if you see a stranger follow him.
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  109. I’m just watching a bad dream I’ll never wake up from.
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  111. Now look, that damned cowboy is President of the United States.
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  113. You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you.
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  115. I have horses, I drive a truck, and I wear cowboy boots. First I’m a Texan.
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  117. I’m not a criminal. Oh That makes me seem even more like a criminal, doesn’t it?
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  119. Once my momma asked my grandpa how to train her horse to pull a cart. Grandpa laughed and answered “Hook ‘em up and head ‘em east.”
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  121. Too much time alone had done something peculiar to his heart: A confused and unreliable organ at best, it now held something akin to joy.
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  123. Spending that many hours in the saddle gave a man plenty of time to think. That’s why so many cowboys fancied themselves Philosophers.
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  125. There’s nothing in life that’s worth doin’, if it cain’t be done from a horse.
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  127. The same blood runs through the both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.
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  129. You have to have confidence in your ability, then be tough enough to follow through
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  131. I’m both at once and I’m neither one.
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  133. I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad to have done all of that already.
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  135. I always wanted to be a cowboy, and Jedi Knights are basically cowboys in space, right?
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  137. Well, Tommy Lee Jones is a little bit more intimidating. He’s definitely a cowboy. He’s from Texas.
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  139. Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code!
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  141. We quickly forget the lessons we learn, and then have to learn them all over again.
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  143. You want me to stay here. You’re after somethin’. What are you after? You don’t look like a fag.
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  145. You know, with proper management, you could be takin’ home fifty, maybe a hundred dollars a day, easy.
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  147. Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
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  149. Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.
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  151. Bang! falls on the ground.
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  153. God did not create humans. Humans created God.

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