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  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. 
  • Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.




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  • When somebody says �Expect the unexpected� 
  • slap them in the face and say � 
  • You didn�t expect that did you.�




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  • Creativity is thinking up new things. 
  • Innovation is doing new things.




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  • On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!




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  • I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ...
  • Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...




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  • I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..




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  • Will we play D hulk together??.....
  • I will be tall and strong and U green and ugly!!!




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  • You know when you are really too fat? 
  • When you are on the beach and Greenpeace 
  • carries U back 2 D sea.




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  • Why do men fart more often than women ?
  • Because women do not keep their mouth 
  • shut long enough 2 build up D pressure..




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  • On the door of a toilet....
  • Some people come here to sit and wonder,
  • I come here to shit like thunder!




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  • A woman iZ a marvellous creation,
  • she produces milk without eating grass, 
  • she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet 
  • even when iT does not rain ND sucks without
  • needing power.




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  • "Every moment of your life is a picture
  • which you had never seen before
  • and which you'will never see again.
  • So enjoy and live life and make each moment beautiful." 




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  • "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes:
  • chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire." 




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  • "If someone is too tired to give U a smile, 
  • leave one of your own, 
  • because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none 2 give." 




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  • THIz iS UR bosss: "U r allOweD 2 read the newspaper during D working HOURS 
  • and certainly DONT misss the job addds."




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  • "Do just once what others say U can't do, and
  • you will never pay attention 2 their limitations again."




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  • It is red & it taps on the window.
  • A baby in a microwave.




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  • Why do men far more often than women? 
  • Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the force.




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  • To refuse to do something
  • that is wrong
  • although everyone else
  • May be doing it
  • with attitudes as carefree
  • As a summer song.




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  • This is your boss: 
  • "You are allowed to read the newspaper 
  • during the working hours and do certainly 
  • not miss the job adds.




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  • The more Silently love is expressed,
  • The more it is deeply bound to impress.
  • No wonder GOD loves us in silence & gives us d miracle of good friends




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  • I think you r ugly and stupid,
  • u are a real pain in the
  • Wait a moment
  • ohh no, I do have the rite no.




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  • A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass,
  • she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain
  • & sucks without needing power




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  • Roses are red ... 
  • Violets are blue ... 
  • but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!




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  • boss: You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours &
  • do certainly not miss the job adds.




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  • Okay honey, we will try one more time!! 
  • How do you spell 'IQ'?




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  • When I was a baby, I played with toys. 
  • Now I'm a lady and I play with boys.




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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, 
  • when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!




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  • Women are just like frogs
  • They have a big mouth & are scared of the stork.




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  • Nice hair, a shame that u sit on it.





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  • It is red & it taps on the window ..
  • .................. A baby in a microwave.




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  • The hats whirled skyward

  • carried by bright, new hopes & propelled by big, daring dreams!
  • Congrats on your graduation !




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  • even if it is not shining.
  • I beieve in Love 
  • even when I am alone.
  • I believe in God
  • even when He is silent.




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  • That is wrong
  • Although everyone else
  • May be doing it
  • With attitudes as carefree
  • As a summer song.




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  • With walls of granite, steep and high

  • Invite the fearless foot to scale
  • Their stairway toward the sky.




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  • or their clothes, or for their fancy car
  • but because they sing a song only you can hear.




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  • She does not feel comfortable squeezes her legs, & so his glasses broke. 




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  • A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men..




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  • On the door of a toilet,
  • Some people come here to sit & wonder,
  • I come here to shit like thunder!




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  • Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kar dekh lo
  • Yakeen ni aata to azma kar dekh lo
  • Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
  • Apne mehfil ko kitna be saja kr dekh lo 



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  • yoU are so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful..
  • . It is a pity that I don't like animals!!!




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  • you know when you were really too fatty? 
  • When you were on the beach & Greenpeace carried you back to the sea.




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  • Why do males fart more often than women ?
  • Because women dont keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..




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  • I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !




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  • Will we play the hulk together??..
  • .I'll be tall and strong and you green and ugly


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