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  1. 1. Engineering Fact: We don’t need a girlfriend. Our assignments irritate us every day. That’s enough.

  2. 2. Father: I have 4 sons, 1st son is Mechanical Engineer, 2nd son is Civil Engineer, 3rd son is Chemical Engineer and 4th son is Thief.

  3. Neighbour: Why don’t you throw your 4th son out of the house?

  4. Father: He is the only one EARNING in the house, rest are jobless!!!

  5. 3. A beauty of Engineers: A first bench student knows the answer to the entire problem but only the last bench student has the power to face every problem..!

  6. 4. Centuries ago people who sacrificed their sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life were called “SAINTS” Now they are called ENGINEERS.

  7. 5. Tip: Amount of money spent in photocopies over the span of four years will be sufficient to buy a brand new Xerox Machine

  8. Hope you will share and enjoy Engineers Day 2016 Images, HD Wallpapers, and Pictures with your engineering buddies.





  9. You can be a Doctor and save lives.

  10. You can be a Lawyer and defend lives.

  11. You can be a Soldier and protect lives.

  12. But why to play with others’ lives?

  13. So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives.


  14.  
  15. 2. We build the world (Civil Engineer.)

  16. We build the magic world (Computer Engineer)

  17. We connect the world (Electronics & Communication Engineer.)

  18. We are the powers of world (Electrical Engineer)

  19. We move the world (Mechanical Engineer)

  20. PROUD TO BE AN ENGINEER

  21. 3. We are Cheaters, but we don’t cheat Humanity!

  22. We hate Study, but we love Technology!

  23. We flirt with flirters, but we are lovers!!

  24. The World can’t Change us, But we can change the World!!

  25. We don’t have Books in Hand, but have Revolutionary Ideas in Mind!

  26. We are the rarest common Race on Earth!! Meet us

  27. We are the ENGINEERS!!




  28. we design,
  29. we construct,
  30. we observe,
  31. we initiate,
  32. we drive,
  33. we move,
  34. we accelerate the world,
  35. we are the gears of progress,
  36. we are the future of the nation,
  37. we are the engineers,
  38. and I am proud to be an engineer.
  39. HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL MY ENGINEER
  40. FRIENDS



  41. We build the world (Civil Engr.)
  42. We build the magic world (Comp. Engr)
  43. We connect the world (Elec & Comm. Engr.)
  44. We are the powers of world (Electrical Engr)
  45. We move the world (Mechanical engr)
  46. PROUD TO B AN ENGINEER



  47. The rule of Engineering Student in the Examination
  48. P is inversely Proportional To T, where S is constant
  49.  
  50. P –Pressure on the Brain
  51. T- Number of Days left
  52. S – Syllabus



  53. Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature available in a form beneficial to man and provide systems which will perform optimally and economically. >>Ha>>ppy < >>>>>day 15 September



  54. An Engineering Student to his Sweeper: Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai, Knowledge hai…… 4 Logon Main Baithne ki izat hai. Tere Paas Kya Hai? Sweeper: .. .. Mere Paas Naukri Hai.


  55. Centuries ago people who sacrificed their sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life were called “SAINTS” Now they are called ENGINEERS. Happy Engineers Day!



  56. The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"



  57. Centuries ago people who sacrificed their sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life were called “SAINTS” Now they are called ENGINEERS… Happy Engineers Day



  58. Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature available in a form beneficial to man and provide systems which will perform optimally and economically.



  59. Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race. Happy Engineers Day



  60. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MECHANICAL ENGINEERS AND CIVIL ENGINEERS... Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers ? A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.



  61. How do u convert an Engineering Student to a criminal??? Burn* some pages of his assignments, a day before submission ... face-smile-big.png Continue reading Engineering Student to a Criminal



 We build the world (Civil Engr.)
We build the magic world (Comp. Engr)
We connect the world (Elec & Comm. Engr.)
We are the powers of world (Electrical Engr)
We move the~ world (Mechanical engr)
PROUD TO B AN ENGINEER

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we design,
we construct,
we ob~serve,
we initiate,
we drive,
we move,
we accelerate the world,
we are the gears of progress,
we are the future of the nation,
we are the engineers,
and I am proud to be an engineer.

HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL MY ENGINEER
FRIENDS


4 yrs
40 subjects
400 experiments
4000 assignments
40000 hrs.
...
A normal human CANNOT do it.

Those super heroes are called
'ENGINEERING STUDENTS'
Happy Engineer's Day

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You can be a Doctor and save lives...
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives...
You can be a Soldier and protect lives...
But why to play with others lives???
So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives;)

Happy Engineers Day

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I take the vision which comes from dreams
and apply the magic of science and mathematics,
adding the heritage of my profession
and my knowledge of nature's materials
to create a design.
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL ENGINEERS


When we Engineers have completed our task
all can see
that the dreams and plans have materialized
for the comfort and welfare of all.
Happy Engineers Day



A good scientist is a person with original ideas.
A good engineer is a person who makes a design
that works with as few original ideas as possible. bbbbb

I am an Engineer
I serve mankind
by making dreams come true.
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL ENGINEERS

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I can write 70 words p~er minute but I cant read my own Handwriting...!!!
I spend more time with my teachers than with my Family...!!!
I know the Euler's theorem but not my Shirt size...!!!
I have no Life and can Prove it Mathematically...!!!
I can translate English into Binary...!!!
But a 40 out of 100 is Heaven 4 me...!!!
My xerox bill~s are Higher than my mobile bill...!!!
Yes....
I am the student of Engineering....!!!
HAPPY ENGINEER'S DAY!


Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling d forces and materials of nature for the benefits of the human race"..
Hope we'll too soon become a successful & skilled engineer, n make some of our contribution in the development process.

Wish you all my friends
Happy Engineer's Day!



Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park
But only Engineers know that park is called Jurassic Park
Happy Engineers Day
On the sixth day God understood he cannot do it all, so he created engineers. Happy Engineers day.
Her engineer, did you know that there is a day called Engineers' Day? Today is that most special day for you. Enjoy the day with a lot more of work and may you struggle to complete the work on time. Happy Happy Engineers' Day 2016.
You can be a Doctor and save lives.
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives.
You can be a S~oldier and protect lives.
But why to play with others lives?
So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives.
Happy Engineers Day
Firstly I would like to thank Google for allowing me to copy and paste and secondly to the Xerox machines. Happy Engineer's Day

Doc. nd en~gg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
Enginr Rocks
Banner in front of Engineering collage....
By its chairman

" Drive slowly don't kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way...."
We build the world (Civil)
We create the magic world (CS,IT)
We connect the world (EC)
We are the p~owers (EE)
We move the world (Mechanical)
Proud 2 be an ENGNR
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
There are ~3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
Q. Wh8's the difference between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -
R U emotionally numb..?

Creatively challenged..?

Artistically void..?

Socially outcast..?



Financially zero..?

Congratulations..
.
.
U r an ENGINEER..!
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r engineers
Frnd: what about 4th one?
Man: he did not study and bcum barber
Frnd: y dont u throw him out?
Man: bcuz he is the 1 who earns
Good News!

All Engineering Exams will now be only Objective Type.

Example:
3 + 3 = ?

Options:

A: 6
B: Six
C: VI
D: 6.0
Civil engneer asked his town plannr.

Whats the technical defect in a female body?

Ans:- Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage area..:-D...
Wen I was a kid I planned to join Engineering.. at tat time I was proud.. but my parents are in tension... But now vice versa:-P
Hl,
V r d Building Of imagin.
V r d Runing Gears of Success

V r d Amplfiers of Progress,

We r d CPU of Society.

Yes We r d 'ENGINEERS'
"Hpy Engineers Day!"
A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
"Cant u see warning.
Smoking is~ injurious to health"

He replied
"We bother only about errors, not warnings."
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.
Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
ye engineering~ college hai mere dost yahan
bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.
The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???
What i~yllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get.
finally we get degree
“brain empty”
What a strange society!
We don't believe in life after death,
and yet people always ask
‘what next after ENGINEERING’?
Teacher To~ Sleepy Student:
Who Invented Steam Engine??
Student:
What Sir??
Teac~her:
Yes Its Correct JAMES WATT
Moral:
Sleeping Impro~ves Ur General Knowledge
Whats the l~esson for engineering students in 3 IDIOTS?
.

.
Ans:Engi~neering prh kr b medical ki bchi phsai ja skti hai

Civil build the world..
CS/IT create the magic..
Mech/~Auto move the world..
EEE give power to the world..
EC/TC connect the world and
make it smaller..
.
Hence Engineer's are true creators
Wishing a very HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY

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Hum Engineer's

Hum wo ENGINEER Nahi Hai Jinke
Hatho me AC ya DC se jhatke Lag
jaate Hai.
.
.
.
Hum to un Mein Se Hai Jo
SHORT- CIRC~UIT Se
"Cigarette" Jalate Hai.....!
Enginner's thoko like...

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Engineer's Quality

-A guy with a charming personality,
having attitude is an Army Officer!
-A guy w~ith lots of attitude
and cuteness on face is a doctor!
-A guy with lots of brain
and mone~y is a businessman!
-A guy with no money, no cuteness,
no personality and still attitude
.
.
.
.is an ENGINEER

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Tribute to Sir M. Visvesvaraya

Dear friends,
Undoubtedly its a great day for engineers.
Being engi~neer to the core,
I want to pay tribute to
Sir M. Visvesvaraya on his Birthday.
And what I believe is,
Engineers~ are meant to create new world with beauty.
So, long live engineers……
Happy Engineers Day

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Engineering Student v/s Sweeper

An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
Happy Engineer's Day

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Pre-Engineering Wale

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
her ek paper m~ein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
Happy Engineer's Day

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Wishing Engineer’s Day

Engineers participate in the
activities which make the resources of nature
available in a form beneficial
to man and provide systems which
will perform optimally and economically.
>>Ha>>ppy
<>>>>>day

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Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost

Engineering college student:
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
Bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
Ye engineering col~lege hai mere dost y
Ahan bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti
Happy Engineers Day

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Utilization of the Materials

Engineering is an activity
other than purely manual and
physical ~work which brings about the utilization of
the materials and laws of nature
for the good of humanity.
^_^_^_^HAppY_^
^_Engineers_^
_^_^_^_Day_^

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To all Engineers across the Globe

To all Engineers across the Globe
And Salute to your great ideas
and innovations that br~ings up a
better change in our life And Lifestyle.
^_^_^_^HAppY_^
^_Engineer's_^
_^_^_^_Day_^





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