Ex Boyfriend Ex Girlfriend Status


  • My ex girlfriend’s status said suici!dal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

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  • A boy and a girl meet afte!r their breakup.

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  • When your ex says “you’ll nev!er find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point

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  • You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.

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  • When the past calls, let it go to vo!ice mail. It has nothing new to say.

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  • If a girl understands yo!ur bullsh, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her. Than it’s o!bvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.

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  • Ever looked at your ex an!d wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”

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    • It hurts the worst when !the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.

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    • That awkward moment whe!n you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

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    • That feeling you get when yo!u run into your Ex and you are looking your best.

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    • It only takes one bad boy!friend to realize that you deserve so much more.

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    • Don’t cry because its over, smil!e because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

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    • Seeing your ex with so!meone uglier than you. Awesome.

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    • R.I.P to the feelings t!hat I had for you.
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    • The sad moment when y!ou see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.

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    • Nobody cares about the pa!st, they care about the present, so get over him

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    • My ex boyfriend’s Facebo!ok status said “Suicidal and standing on the edge”…So I poked him.

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    • Never get jealous !when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fo!rtunate.

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    • My ex? We’re not friends, we’re! not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.

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    • Sometimes it’s better to leave y!our ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future.

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    • Never go back to an old love. Beca!use it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…

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    • As soon as your ex sees you !smiling, thats the minute they want you back.

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    • When your ex says “You’ll ne!ver find someone like me”. Reply with “That’s the point”.

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    • Definition of Ex? = Thank!s for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

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    • One relationship ends but li!fe goes on. Your ‘Ex’ was just a stepping stone to something better.

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    • Ever looked back at your! ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?

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    • You ex’s prayer mi!ght be t!o see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.

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    • For females, remembe!r, an ex boyfriend or husband is an ex for a reason.

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    • If you’re Happy and you kno!w it thank your ex!
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    • Everything I used to love !about you is what I hate the most about you now!

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    • I thought I still loved you but! then I realized I just love the memories of who you used to be.

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    • If you feel the need to insu!lt your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them.

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    • You’re not ready for your ne!xt if you’re still trying to impress your ex.

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    • If you feel the need to insult yo!ur ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them.

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    • You’re not ready for your nex!t if you’re still trying to impress your ex.

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    • You’re my ex. That mean!s I no longer owe you any answers. Don’t worry about who I’m with now. It’s not you.

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    • Dear Ex ; you are the reaso!n why I know I deserve so much better.

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    • Going back to your ex is !like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same.

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    • I hate it when one of your exes w!ants you back after they see you’re happier without them.

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    • When I see my ex and feel n!othing that’s when I know I’m finally over it.

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    • Ex-girlfriends are like tatt!oos they hurt you & never go away.

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    • If your ex texts you saying! ‘I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.

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    • That awkward moment whe!n you are seated next to your ex in a church and the priest says turn to your neighbor and tell hi!m/her that its not over.

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    • That awkward moment !when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook.

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    • You’re no longer a part! of my life, but I wish you the best with yours.

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    • When you’re going throug!h bad times, don’t think of me and all the good times we had.

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    • When I’m stalking my e!xes on Facebook, sometimes I think, ‘I should have never let her go.’…but most times I think, ‘She real!ly let herself go.’

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    • I couldn’t help but noticin!g that I’m much better looking than all of your ex- girlfriends. Source : ===============================


    • My ex boyfriend was f!launting his new girlfriend and telling me he has moved on. When I looked at her, darling that’s not a move on that’s a set back.

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    • Sometimes it’s ha!rd to forget your ex but in time you will slowly very slowly forget about the one you once loved.

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