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  • Girl: Why Is My Name Is Always On
  • #Ur Facebook
  • Status...
  • In Every 2 Minutes.?
  • #Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me,
  • What's On My Mind.?
  • And Honestly, It's Always You..
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  • Why Is Facebook So Successful..?
  • Bcoz
  • #It Works On The Principles..
  • That People Are More Interested
  • In Others, Than Their Own..!
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  • Facebook Me Apna Muqaam
  • Kuch Is Tarah Se Banao Ki...
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  • Agar Marr Bhi Jaao To Log Ye
  • Bole...
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  • Banda Asal Zindagi Me To
  • Kabhi Milta Nahi Tha,
  • .
  • Par Facebook Par Regular
  • Update Karta Tha...
  • ==================================
  • Height Of Facebook Update:p
  • .
  • A Man Wrote...
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  • Suhaag Raat Hai Ghunghat
  • Utha Rha Hu Mai
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  • After Few Minutes
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  • 75 Likes And 1 Comment
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  • Bhai, Update Krte Rehena
  • Hum Online Hi Hai:p
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  • Dad : Son, I Have A Facebook
  • Account Now..
  • #Accept My Friend Request

  • Son: You're On Facebook Now?
  • WTF!!!!

  • #Dad: What Does WTF Mean?

  • Son: Ohhh.. It Means, Welcome
  • To Facebook, Dad.
  • ==================================


  • Free Advice For Boys
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  • Ladki Ki Pic Par Kabhi Mat
  • Comment Karnaa.. Warna 3 Mahine
  • Tak Notification Aayenge..! !
  • ==================================
  • Facebook Love Story:-)
  • .
  • Add As Friend:)
  • Approve
  • Writt Something On Wall
  • Intro
  • Everyday Chatting
  • Ask Number Phone
  • Texting
  • Calling
  • Meeting
  • Express Love
  • Couple
  • Make Relationship Status
  • Hangout
  • Misunderstanding
  • Fight
  • Break Up
  • Unfriend
  • Block :( The End........
  • ==================================
  • 1 Din Facebook Pe Apni 1
  • Classmate Se Chatting Kr Rha Tha
  • Baat Karte Karte Usne Poocha
  • 'Chuttiya Hai ?'
  • Maine Kha 'Chal Saali Tu Hogi'
  • Wo Boli Maine Poocha Holidays
  • Kabse Hain ? I Was Trolled
  • Kasam Se Uss Din Ke Baad Aaj
  • Tak Us Se Hi Hello Ke Aage
  • Baat Nahi Ki Kr Paya !
  • ==================================
  • Yeh Sunke Mere Hath Se Gol
  • Gappa Hi Gir Gaya.. Jab
  • #Gol Gappe Wale Ne Kaha Plees
  • Hamare Facebook Wale Page
  • Ko Like Kar Dena....?
  • ==================================
  • Height Of Social Networking:
  • Teacher: Where Is Your Homework?
  • #Student: I Uploaded It On
  • Facebook And I Tagged You. 
  • ==================================

  • Facebook- The Place Where
  • People Announce Their Problem
  • With World But Not With The
  • Person They Have A Problem With.
  • #Strange But True.. :)
  • ==================================
  • Girl’s Status On Facebook:
  • "Feeling Sad"
  • 81 Comments
  • G#uy’s Status:
  • "Goin To Suicide"
  • 2 Likes And 1 Comment Which Reads
  • "Dude Who’s Gonna Use Ur Bike Now?"
  • ==================================
  • Facebook Fever:
  • Once A Guy Updated His Status
  • "I M Gonna Sleep In Garden
  • Tonight"
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  • .
  • After Sometime
  • 170 Mosquitoes Liked His
  • Status.
  • ==================================
  • A Boys Painful Letter To Facebook...
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  • Dear Facebook, Plz Stop Suggesting
  • Me Such Beautiful Girls,
  • .
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  • It Really Hurts When I Can't Add Them.. 
  • Sincerely, Blocked User :P :))
  • ==================================
  • Height Of Addiction:
  • Just B4 A Prisoner Was
  • Ready 2b Hanged 2 Death
  • D Officer Askd Him Abt
  • His Last Wish!
  • He Said: I Want 2 Update
  • My Facebook Status As Died.

  • ==================================
  • School:
  • A Place Where
  • Papa Pays & Son Plays :-
  • D
  • ...
  • Life Insurance:
  • A Contract That Keeps
  • You Poor All Your Life So
  • That You Can Die
  • Rich;-)
  • .
  • Marriage:
  • Its An Agreement In
  • Which A Man Looses His
  • Bachelors Degree And A
  • Women Gains Her
  • Masters;-)
  • .
  • Dictionary:
  • A Place Where Success
  • Comes Before Work :-)
  • .
  • Smile:
  • A Curve Dat Can Set A
  • #Lot Of Thngs Straight :-)
  • .
  • Doctor:
  • A Person Who Kills Ur Ills
  • #By Pills, N Kills U By
  • Bills
  • ==================================
  • 90% Girls In Faceb0ok Say They
  • Are
  • #In Relati0nship.
  • .
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  • 90% B0ys In Facebo0k Say They
  • Are
  • Single...
  • .
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  • Then Who R Liars....
  • Boys Or Girls???
  • ==================================
  • I Thinks That Facebook
  • #Should Change The
  • Status Question From
  • What's On Your Mind?
  • To.
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  • Whats Your Problem Today?
  • ==================================
  • Kisko Kisko Setting Krni Hai 
  • Toh
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  • Facebook Profile Ke Right Corner
  • Pe Setting Ka Option Hai
  • Jitni Marji Ho Kr Lo :P
  • ==================================
  • Ek Rich Ladki Ne Signal Pr
  • Khde Bhikari Se Kaha
  • Arey Maine Apko Kahi Dekha H
  • Bhikari Bola Memsaab We
  • Are Friends On Facebook.

  • ==================================


  • Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
  • Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
  • Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
  • Jab Tak Hai Facebook
  • Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
  • Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
  • Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
  • Nahi Bhulunga Me,
  • Jab Tak Hai Facebook
  • Jab Tak Hai Facebook
  • ==================================
  • Boy N Girl On Fb
  • Girl: U Never Smile Na??
  • Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
  • ...
  • Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
  • Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
  • Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
  • Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
  • ==================================
  • Facebook Paper
  • Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
  • Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
  • Q3 . #What Do U Mean By Poke ?
  • Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
  • Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
  • Q6 . #What Is Inbox Msg ?
  • Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
  • Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
  • Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ?
  • Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
  • ==================================
  • Kismat Azma Chuka Hon..
  • Naseeb Azma Raha Hon 
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  • Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir
  • Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hon ;D
  • ==================================
  • "Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil
  • Mein Lock Kar Diya..!
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  • Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook
  • Pe Block Kar Diya..!!!
  • Ha.Ha.Ha... :D :P


  • ==================================


  • Girl: Why My Name Is Always
  • On Your Facebook Status In
  • Every 2 Minutes?
  • Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking
  • Me What's On My Mind ?
  • And Honestly, It's Always You.
  • ==================================
  • Papa: Beta Facebook Ke
  • Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .!
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  • Beta: O Really Papa???
  • Jara Link To Send Karna Uska
  • ==================================
  • Facebook
  • Is Now Like Home,
  • If You Don't Come Back In
  • 24 Hrs
  • It Means
  • ...You Are Either Lost, Dead,
  • Sick 0r Had An Accident ... :D :P
  • ==================================
  • A Man Joind Facebook
  • His Son Wrote On
  • His Wall
  • "W T F Dad"
  • Man Rplied:
  • Wht8 D Hell,
  • U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
  • Kid Rplied:
  • Dad Chill It Means
  • "Welcome To Facebook" =P =D
  • ==================================
  • Height Of Shock:

  • Malkin:
  • Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

  • Kamwali:
  • Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe
  • Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
  • Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
  • Apke Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,

  • "Have A Safe Trip..
  • Come Soon Honey..

  • ==================================

  • Attitude Of Young Generation
  • They Luve “Facebook”
  • But
  • They Hate To
  • "Face" The "Book"-:)
  • ==================================
  • Son 2 His Mom:
  • Mom You Know Na,
  • I Love You A Lot.

  • But Sorry Mom,
  • I Can't Accept Your
  • Friend Request On Facebook
  • ==================================
  • Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
  • Friends You May Know
  • But When I Try Adding Someone,
  • It Says,
  • Do You Know Him?
  • Isn't It Height Of Non-sense
  • ==================================
  • Status Uploaded On Fb
  • By A Heart Broken Boy
  • Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake..
  • Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.
  • ==================================
  • Boy:
  • Will You Marry Me?
  • Girl:
  • Yes!
  • (Boy Starts Running)
  • Girl:
  • Hey Where Are You Going?
  • Boy:
  • I'm Going To Update
  • My Relationship Status On Facebook =P.

  • ==================================

  • Girls Status On Fb
  • Comments:
  • 1. Haww! Kya Hua?
  • 2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call?
  • 3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened?
  • 4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill.

  • ==================================

  • Boys Status On Fb
  • Comments:
  • 1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte
  • 2. Kya Hua Kamine
  • 3. Sala Dukhi Aatma.
  • 4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.
  • ==================================
  • I Want To Make A
  • Facebook Account
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  • .
  • And The Name Will Be
  • Nobody
  • So When I See Stupid
  • Scrap People Post,
  • I Can Like It...
  • #And It Will Say
  • Nobody Likes This.... =P
  • ==================================
  • #Similarity Between
  • Facebook 'N Jail :P

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  • In B0th Cases Y0u Sit
  • 'N Waste Time N' Write 0n Walls
  • ==================================
  • Fighting Styles :
  • 1980's:
  • Meet Me At The Ground And I'll Show U !!
  • 1990's:
  • Dare To Come At My Place..
  • #Then U'll Know Who I Am !!
  • 2000's:
  • Phone Pe Sher Mat Ban
  • Saamne Aa To Dekhta Hoon !!
  • 2012's:
  • Tu Facebook Pe Mil Saale...!
  • Teri Wall Pe Aise Comment Maarunga
  • K Account Hi Delete Kar Dega.
  • ==================================
  • Girl's Status On Fb:

  • ==================================
  • Boy's Status:
  • "I M Goin To Commit Sucide 
  • (2 Likes, N 1 Comment:
  • Dekh Le Yar, Ho Skay To Na Kr

  • ==================================
  • A Boy's Facebook Status
  • During Class:
  • I Am Online
  • From Class....
  • Comment From His Teacher:

  • .==================================

  • Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai
  • Aa K Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..??
  • ==================================
  • Once A Guy Updated His Status
  • "I M Gonna Sleep On
  • Terrace Tonight"

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  • After Sometime

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  • 17 Mosquitoes Likes Da Status!
  • ==================================
  • Modern Definition 0f
  • " Best Friend "
  • A Person Who Has Most
  • Numbers 0f
  • 'Likes' n 'Comments'
  • 0n Your Posts 0n
  • " F a c e b o o k " ...
  • ==================================
  • Height Of Addiction:

  • Just Before Hanging,
  • Judge Asked The Prisoner:
  • "Any Last Wish?"
  • Prisoner:
  • Yes..
  • I Want To Update My
  • Facebook Status As "Dead"
  • ==================================
  • People Will Like Ur Problems
  • 'N Comment
  • But No One Gonna Solve Them.
  • Because
  • Everybody Seems So Busy
  • In Updating Their Own Status.:-d
  • Facebook And Life...

  • ==================================

  • Technology Impact
  • A Dad's Email,
  • Hi Son, How Are U
  • Your Mom & I Am Fine
  • V Miss U Alot.
  • So Please Turn Off Your
  • Facebook &
  • Come Downstairs 4 Breakfast.
  • ==================================
  • For Girls..... !
  • To Avoid So Many
  • Friend Requests...
  • \
  • /
  • \
  • /
  • \
  • /
  • Kindly Put Ur Original
  • Images On Ur
  • Facebook Profiles ;)
  • ==================================
  • Fact:
  • How Do Girls Start A
  • Conversation With Each Other Onfacebook?
  • #Girl 1 : Hey Cutie Mutie Mooh♥ :*:P
  • Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My Darlzzz..
  • Chupie Mumiee Loohh.. :D :=) :P♥:*
  • &
  • How Do Boys Start A
  • Conversation With Each Other On
  • #Facebook ?
  • Boy 1 : Aur Chu#%ye....
  • Boy 2 : Haan Bc.. !!Bol :

  • ==================================
  • Girl Status In Fb
  • (Hi)= 56 Like + 520 Coment
  • !
  • Nd Boy Status In Fb
  • (Hi Frds Hw R U )==
  • 2 Like + 1 Coment
  • ==================================
  • What Is The Similarity Between

  • Facebook And Fridge ??

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  • Pata Hota Hai Ki Kuch
  • Bhi Nahi Hai,
  • Phir Bhi Din Me 10 Bar
  • Khol K Dekhte Hai.
  • ==================================

  • Facebook Should Change
  • The Status Question From
  • "What's On Your Mind?"
  • To "What's Your Problem Today?" :P
  • ==================================
  • Modern Dhamki
  • Teacher:- Beta Tumhara Test Ka
  • Result Aa Gya He
  • Kal Apne Parents Ko
  • School Lekar Aa Rhe Ho Ya 
  • Facebook Pe Tag Kar Ke Sab Ko Dikha Du...
  • ==================================
  • Baap- Beta Chhod De Ye
  • Facebook,
  • Ye Facbook Tuje Roti
  • Nahi Dene Wali.
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  • Kamina Beta- Haa Papa
  • Ye Facebook Muje Roti
  • Nahi Denewali
  • Par Roti Banane Wali Dega.
  • ==================================
  • Effect Of Facebook...

  • Teacher - Batao Parle-G Par
  • Jo Green Dot Bana Hota Hai
  • Uska Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
  • Student - Sir Iska Matlab Hai
  • Ki Parle Sahab Abhi Online Hain.
  • ==================================
  • Girl After Breakup:

  • "Agar Wo Jaan Bhi Maang
  • Leta Tou Hans K De Deti

  • Lekin

  • Kameene Ne Facebook
  • Ka Password Maang Lia ... 

  • ==================================

  • Girl: I Can Do Anything 4 U?
  • Boy: Will You Die For Me?
  • Girl: Yes.
  • Boy: Will You Delete Ur
  • Facebook Account 4 Me?
  • Girl: Go Home Bro,
  • Ur Mother Might Be
  • Getting Worried.
  • ==================================
  • Why Is Facebook Such A Hit?
  • Bcoz It Works On The
  • Principle That,
  • "People Are More Interested
  • In Others' Life Rather
  • #Than Their Own".
  • ==================================
  • Dad writes on son's Facebook wall:
  • #Dear Son, How are you?
  • All is fine here.
  • We miss you a lot.
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  • Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
  • ==================================
  • #An Unmarried Man Wrote His
  • Status On Facebook As:
  • .
  • "Wanted Wife "
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  • .2 Girls Liked It...
  • .
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  • And 140 Men Commented..
  • "Meri Leja" :D
  • ==================================
  • A Boy To Girl: Kab Milogi
  • Aur Kaha Dogi?
  • Girl: Kaha Aur Kya Loge ?
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  • Boy: Facebook Par Aur
  • Physics And Chemistry K Notes.



  • Modern Style Wedding

  • Pujari: Do U Both Agree
  • To Change Your
  • Facebook Status To Married?
  • #Couple: Yes, We Do
  • Pujari: Vivah Sammpan
  • ==================================
  • By: Dilse In: Special SMS
  • #Height Of Addiction:
  • In A College Form,
  • When Asked About
  • "Permanent Address",
  • A Student Wrote
  • Facebook.
  • ==================================
  • #Police- Mam Ur Husbnd Had N Accident,
  • Plz Come To Identify Body Now.
  • Wife- I M Buzy Now,
  • U Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook,
  • If Its He , I Will Click Like
  • ==================================
  • By: H3LL-R1D3r In: Special SMS
  • Girl`s Status On Facebook:
  • #`Feeling Sad!` 17021 Comments.
  • Boy`s Status: 'Going To Commit Suicide!'
  • 2 Likes And 1 Comment -
  • Think About It Dude....
  • Drop The Plan, If You Can!


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