Flirting Quotes Message2017


  • Boy: can I ask you something? girl:sure what is it? boy:is that your brain on the floor? girl:No??? boy:oh must be mine cause when I~ saw you, you blew my mind

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  • Boy: Are you a dog whisperer?? Gi~rl: No, why? Boy: Cause you make me go Woof Woof

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  • You remind me of how my d~ad fell in love with my mom.

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  • GIRL!!!!!!!!!
  • What?
  • Give me my heart back
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  • If I asked you to go out wit~h me, would the answer to that question be same as this one

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  • Feel my shirt, does it feel like boyfriend material!?!?<

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  • Don’t look at me like that, I’m married.
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  • So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
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  • Taking you away is like taking my life away that’s when I noticed I’m in love with you.

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  • Boy: Are you wearing perfume? Girl: Yeah, it’s Victoria’s secret Boy: Oh well I could’ve sworn there was love in the air ;

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  • Dang girl!!! – What?- Everytime I look at you I have to put sunglasses on cuz you shine so bright you put the sun out of business

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  • Boy: would you like to come with me to the home for the aged? girl? why? boy: coz I wanna grow old with you.

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  • Heaven just called,they said an angel is missing

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  • Do you work at a candy store because I’ve never met someone so sweet.

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  • Did I ever tell you about that star that I lost…well I think I found it.

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  • Are you lost ma’am? Because he~aven is a long way from here.

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  • Wow, I didn’t know wishes cam~e true like that.
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  • Marry me, or do I have to kiss you first?

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  • Heaven must be missing an angel t~onight because you’re right here on earth.

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  • I looked into the starry night above and re~alized there were no stars… That’s because god put them in your eyes 

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  • Out of all the girls in here you’re the one~ I’d like to dip in melted chocolate and lick clean.

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  • Are you a cigarette? ’cause you’re smo~king and you’re addictive.

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  • I looked through all the doors and I l~ooked through all the windows but I didn’t see the sunshine until I saw you.

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  • Do you know you have really dark brown eyes? Whenever I look in them I can’t seem to find myself.

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  • oy- Is your name Samantha? Girl- No Boy- Well, Can I just call you beautiful

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  • Can you give me the number to heaven? Why? I need to tell them they lost the most beautiful thing in the world.

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  • I would like to introduce myself, my~ name is Jim, your new boyfriend.

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  • Kissing is a language of love… So ho~w about a conversation

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  • Can I see your eyes, they show so ~much of me in you.

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  • Ma’am you’re the cause of global w~arming, What about the poor Polar Bears?

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  • Hey baby you’re so hot you’re making me sweat.
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  • Do your parents work in a sugar farm? because you’re sweet..

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  • If you don’t want to be mine that’s your loss not mine!

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  • The lolly shop was looking for you, they said one of their sweets escaped.

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  • Boy:did it hurt girl:What? boy: when you ~fell from heaven to the ground. girl: :)actually, they kicked me out.

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  • Can you give me directions…to y~our heart

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  • Oh, so YOU’RE the reason wh~y Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.

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  • Boy: Do you wear contacts Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”) Boy: Are you sure? let me see… (long time later) Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now. Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.

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  • Are you an overdue library book cos you have fine all over.

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  • Knock! Knock! may I come into your wo~rld?? I bring no flowers and gifts but wishes to keep U fresh, prayers to keep you healthy and love t~o keep you smiling.

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  • I’m going to Alaska you wanna come…co~s you’re so hot you’ll keep me warm.

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  • Girl, your feet must be hurtin’ cause yo~u have been runnin’ through my mind all day long.

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  • I noticed you noticing me, so I de~cided to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

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  • If you were weed, I’d smoke you whole day.
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  • I lost my teddy bear… Will y~ou be my teddy bear?

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  • Heres something a guy said to my sis “do you have a band- aid” “no why” “cause I just cut myself falling for you  i thought it was ree~ally cutee

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  • I think heaven lost an angel
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  • I can drink coffee without sugar, if you sit next to me cos you are sweeter than sugar

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  • The world is going sugar- free! You sto~le all the sugar

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  • Have I died and gone to heaven? – No w~hy?- Because I just saw my first angel

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  • I am not perfect but when we are to~gether this makes me awesome.

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  • Wanna grow old with me?
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  • Someone please call the police, cos it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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  • Your so hot, that I couldn’t tell that it was the middle of winter.

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  • Hey did it hurt? – did what hurt? when you fell from heaven

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  • Baby you must be a lighter cause you turn me on..
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  • Do you know where the bakery is at? Cos ~I want a cutie pie like you.

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  • Good thing I brought my library ticket w~ith me, cause I am checking you out

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  • Leave your apartment! There’s no rent in my heart.

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  • Hi is your name Rebekah? My friends set me up on ~a blind date. They told me I’d know it was her by finding the most be~autiful woman in the room.

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  • Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”

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  • My boyfriend said this to me. Me: I don’t know what to talk about. My Bf: Lets talk about how beautiful you are.

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  • The police are looking for you to arrest yo~u. Why? Cos you stole my heart.

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  • Hey, I’m in Club Awesome, But you sh~ould be in Club Beautiful.

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  • Do you have the time? -6:41 N~o. I mean the time to write down your number for me.

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  • If I could choose which angel to transport me to heaven, it would be you.

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  • Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see.

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  • Love is blind. Please be kind. If I kiss you please don’t mind. 

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  • For guys wanting a girls opinion: although the pick up lines are cheesy its the best way to make them lau~gh at your goofy side in thinking that it would work~ on them but after the jokes just be real. If they don’t like you back then they became an obstacle that helped ~your heart grow stronger for the ~real woman of your dreams. Not every girl is the same just like every guy isn’t. But we all have some similarities and its just to be lo~ved and treated right. Those who play or tease or cheat are looking for those kind of people too despite their actions they just find it hard to show cause its not wh~at their use to receiving.

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  • You like being alone. So do I. But can we do it together

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  • They call me john. But you can call me anytime.

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  • If you were an islan~d…could I explore you.
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  • Flirting is not my style it’s my attitude.
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  • Boy: Do you need ~some water. Girl: Why? Boy: Cause you’re on fire tonight

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