Funky but Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas New


  •  I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs



  •  I’m the dude with cool attitude



  •  Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.


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  •  Silence is the best response to a fool.



  •  A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.



  •  It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.



  •  I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.



  •  My life my rules. _|_


  •  Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.



  •  I do not get drunk- I get awesome.



  •  Time is precious waste it wisely.



  •  Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.



  •  A jealous woman does better research than FBI.



  •  Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.



  •  The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.



  •  Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.



  •  The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.



  •  I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.



  •  Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.



  •  Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.



  •  Don’t scare me I poop easily.

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