FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI NEW2017


  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters
  • Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. 
  • Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
  • Medical Shayari 
  • When you breathe, you respire! 
  • Wah Wah! 
  • When you breathe, you respire! 
  • Wah Wah! 

  • When you don't breathe, you expire! 
  • Wah Wah, kya baat hai! 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
  • Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 138 Characters
  • Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? 
  • Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 118 Characters
  • Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? 
  • Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 172 Characters
  • Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. 
  • Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
  • Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 108 Characters
  • Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha 
  • Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 197 Characters
  • Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
  • Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? 
  • Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? 
  • Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
  • Which are the 2 latest versions of java. 

  • Think... think... think... 

  • Marjava & Mitjava 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 92 Characters
  • Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? 
  • Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. 
  • Wife: Kitni mari? 
  • Man: 3 male aur 2 female. 
  • Wife: Kaise malum? 
  • Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 176 Characters
  • INDIA Ko 
  • Aazaad Hue 57 
  • Sal 
  • Hue 
  • Phir Bhi 
  • No PROGRESS! 
  • why? Kyunki Aaj 
  • Bhi 
  • INDIA Ki 
  • Bholi Janta 
  • KAAM-DHANDHA 
  • Chhod Kar 
  • hamara SMS padh 
  • rahi hai... 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
  • Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge.... 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
  • Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!".. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters
  • Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. 
  • par afsoos ke.... 


  • loan pass nahi hua... 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 136 Characters
  • Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. 
  • Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
  • Rabri: Ka karat ho? 
  • Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! 
  • Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. 
  • Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat. 

  • Funny SMS, Fun~ny Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
  • Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. 
  • RANI - Before marriage. 
  • LAXMI - After marriage. 
  • BAI - After children. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters
  • Maalik: Ramu, is~s saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. 
  • Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters
  • What do you call a female who never laughs? 



  • "HASINA" 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 59 Characters
  • Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 157 Characters
  • Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. 
  • Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! 
  • Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon? 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 127 Characters
  • Girlfriend ko I l~ove u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 250 Characters
  • Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, 
  • Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, 
  • Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, 
  • Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!! 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters
  • Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? 

  • Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! 

  • Funny SMS, F~unny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters
  • Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, 
  • Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, 
  • Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!! 

  • Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters
  • Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se~, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. funny koes in hindi 

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