funny jokes quotes 2017



  • Humour is falling downstairs if y~ou do it while in the act of warning your wife not to.
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  • I was on his fairground ride, and one minute I was laughing and the next I was crying. It was an emotional roller coaster.
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  • I bought all those Jane Fonda videos. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch them.
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  • The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question.
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  • Hollywood: A place where th~ey shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
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  • Health is what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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  • My whole family is lactose intolerant; when we take pictures we can't say 'cheese'.
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  • If you can't see the humour~ in yourself, you could be missing the joke of the century.
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  • Someone stole my identity. Now he has no life.
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  • I have the simplest taste. I am ~always satisfied with the best.


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  • A liberal is a man who leaves the r@oom when the fight starts.
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  • A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
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  • Charlie Chaplin's genius was i@n comedy. He had no sense of humour, particularly about himself.
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  • You cannot know what you don't know.
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  • According to actuarial tables, people who live the longer are rich relatives.
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  • Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
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  • There is never enough time unless you're serving it.
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  • The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age.
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  • We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it.
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  • One of the blessings of being a humorist is that all your mistakes pass off as jokes.

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  • Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. It may be made illegal by then.
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  • The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of you~r three best friends. If they're OK, ~it's you.
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  • At times, computers behave like humans. They simply refuse to work.
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  • I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
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  • I told a chemistry joke, no reaction.
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  • Remember "the hand of God" in the 1986 World Cup. Now the hand of God has brought us an Argentine pope.
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  • My doctor gave me six months to live@ but when I could't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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  • I am a believer in punctuality though it makes me very lonely.
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  • Never buy anything with a h@andle on it. It means work.
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  • One sign of good manners is being able to put up with bad ones.
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  • The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

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  • Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
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  • One should forgive @one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
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  • A tired exclamation mark is a question mark.
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  • Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
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  • I like my whisky old and my women young.
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  • I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
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  • You know you are getting old~ when the candles cost more than the cake.
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  • It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
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  • When I was a kid, I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't und~erstand what he said.The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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  • Women give us solace, but if it@ were not for women we should never need solace.
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  • One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
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  • A tired exclamation mark is a question mark.
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  • Milk is for babies. Whe@n you grow up you have to drink beer.
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  • I like my whisky old and my women young.
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  • I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
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  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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  • It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
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  • When I was a kid, I had~ a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't understand what he said.
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  • Pollution is so bad th~at when I put air in my tyres two of them died.
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  • A women drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
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  • I doubt everything, even my own doubt.
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  • A dolphin will jump out of the wa@ter for a piece of fish. Imagine what he'd do for some chips.
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  • I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
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  • Egotism is the an~aesthetic @that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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  • My kid is a born doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes.
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  • When I was a kid, I had two imaginary friends. They would only play with each other.
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  • Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
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  • When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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  • Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
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  • There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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  • I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.
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  • Nothing unites the English like war. Nothing divides them like Picasso.
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  • My maid laughs at me. @She thinks I am poor and stupid because I do not use mobile phones.
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  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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  • England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
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  • We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police.
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  • For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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  • I think my mirror has gotten older.

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  • A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
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  • A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
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  • The reason there's so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager to share it.
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  • A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man; a debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
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  • Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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  • Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sendi@g his kids to college.
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  • Those who believe they can do @something and those who believe they can't are both right.
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  • Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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  • Very few people can afford to be poor.
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  • Whenever I go on a diet the only thing I seem to lose is my mind.
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  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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  • Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.
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  • I can understand no driving licences, but isn't it better to left them emigrate?
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  • I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason and intellect intended us to forgo their use.
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  • You know how they say, "Life will go on regardless of you...". Today I say, "So will the gym".
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  • I think the next best thing to solving@ a problem is finding some humor in it.
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  • Brooklyn has always been considered second-class to Manhattan but that's only Manhattan's thinking.
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  • he paparazzi a bunch of "professi@onal photographers" and now they want to sue.
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  • I don't understand why people say "Enough is Enough"! What else can it be?
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  • I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness.

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  • Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it.
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  • I hate reasonable people, the activity of their brains sucks up all the blood out of their hearts.
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  • I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
  • Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
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  • A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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  • Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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  • The reports of my death have bee@n greatly exaggerated.
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  • One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.
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  • You never see a man walking down the s@treet with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
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  • If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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  • The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education
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  • A writer must always tel@l the truth, unless he is a journalist.
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  • I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones
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  • "Google before you tw@eet" is the new "think before you speak"
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  • Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
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  • There're only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
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  • My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
  • ~ Rita Rudner
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  • Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.
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  • If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight
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  • A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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  • A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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  • The trouble with Socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people's money.
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  • Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
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  • Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving.
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  • He's getting old.
  • He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on.
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  • After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
  • He said,`No hablo ingles.
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  • After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
  • He said,`No hablo ingles.
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  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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  • Living with a conscience is like driving with the brakes on.
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  • Living with a conscience is like driving with the brakes on.
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  • Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

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  • I`ve been in love with the same women for forty years - if my wife finds out she`ll kill me.
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  • My father's a preacher, my mother's a teacher, thus I rhyme.
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  • I am an expert of electricity.
  • My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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  • There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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  • She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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  • She got her looks from her father. He`s a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx
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  • The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
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  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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  • Money can't buy love, but it @improves your bargaining position.
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  • If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.


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  • I have found men who didn'@t know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
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  • Humour and fun contribute to my total well-being
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  • When a stupid man is doing s@omething he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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  • Don't tell my mother I'm in politics: she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse.
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  • I not only use all the b@rains I have, but all I can borrow.
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  • We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
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  • Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving. That's a good thing. He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on.
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  • I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...
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  • To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
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  • Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving. That's a good thing. He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on.

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  • You need power only when you want to do something harmful. Otherwise "A smile is Enough to get everything".
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  • A day without laughter is a day wasted.
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  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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  • Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

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  • Laughter is inner @jogging.
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  • Learn to smile it wil teach how to laugh.
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  • One need to laugh at themself @first,so as to laugh at others.
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  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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  • Laughter is our best tension breaker.
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  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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  • If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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  • A person is pronounced great w@hen he can face a difficult situatin with happiness and laughter.
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  • You don't stop laughing @because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
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  • Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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  • My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
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  • Republican comes in the dictio~nary just after reptile and just above repugnant.
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  • I`m too tall to b@e a girl. I`m between a chick and a broad.
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  • I think less is more when it comes to kissing in the movies.
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  • I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.
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  • The m@an`s [Bush] embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either.
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  • Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children
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  • It`s funny when people say, `I don`t think Julia likes me.` Honey, if I don`t like you, you're going to know about it.
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  • You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong
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  • You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go home with yourself.
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  • Adults are always asking little kids~ what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
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  • The crux is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
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  • Adults are obsolete children.
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  • Philosophers are adults who per~sist in asking childish questions
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  • You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it
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  • Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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  • Wit - the salt with which the American ~humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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  • When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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  • When a thought takes one's breath ~away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
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  • What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
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  • This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.
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  • There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
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  • There is no defense against adve~rse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
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  • There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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  • The secret to humor is surprise.
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  • The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for anothe~r chance.

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  • The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
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  • Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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  • Puns are a form of humor with words.
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  • One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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  • Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.
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  • My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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  • Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
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  • In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.
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  • Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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  • If you could choose one cha~racteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
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  • If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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  • I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
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  • I have a fine sens~e of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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  • Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
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  • Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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  • Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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  • Humor is richly r~ewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
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  • Humor is reason gone mad.
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  • Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; a~nd that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
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  • Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

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  • Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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  • Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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  • Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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  • Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
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  • Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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  • Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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  • Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preser~ved at all cost.
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  • Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
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  • Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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  • Humor can alter any sit~uation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

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  • Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
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  • Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
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  • Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
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  • Gags die, humor doesn't.
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  • Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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  • Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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  • Common sense and a sense~ of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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  • Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
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  • Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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  • Comedy has to be base~d on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
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  • Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
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  • All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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  • Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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  • A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
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  • A taste for irony has ke~pt more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
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  • mor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a ~pretty good grasp of life.
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  • A sense of humor is th~e ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
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  • A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
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  • A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
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  • A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
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  • A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
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  • A joke is a very serious thing.
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  • A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
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  • If you want something that will last forever - take out a mortgage!
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  • Laughter is an instant vacation.
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  • Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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  • Behind every great ma~n is a woman rolling her eyes.
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  • Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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  • Be obscure clearly.
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  • As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

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  • As a child my fam~ily`s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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  • Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
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  • Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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  • All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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  • All men are equal before fish.
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  • A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
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  • A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don`t have a top for it.
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  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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  • A stockbroker urged m~e to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, `At my age, I don`t even buy green bananas.`
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  • A nickel ain`t worth a dime anymore.
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  • A government that robs ~Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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  • A friend doesn`t go on a diet because you are fat.
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  • The biggest problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're never really accurate.
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  • Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
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  • Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
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  • In examinations, the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.
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  • Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
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  • Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse that privilege.
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  • Money can`t buy happiness, but poverty can`t buy ANYTHING.
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  • A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

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  • Humor is the great thing, the ~saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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  • Common sense and a sense~ of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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  • Humor results when soc~iety says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
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  • Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
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  • There is no defense agai~nst adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
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  • Humor is a rubber swor~d - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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  • Every survival ki~t should include a sense of humor.
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  • If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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  • Humor is just another~ defense against the universe.
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  • Comedy has to be ~based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
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  • The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.
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  • I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
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  • Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events.
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  • A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road.
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  • Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.
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  • Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
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  • Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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  • Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
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  • Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
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  • Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom.
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  • My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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  • I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
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  • By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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  • I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do?
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  • Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
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  • I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence.
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  • The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
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  • I distinctly remember forgetting that.
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  • Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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  • Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

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  • People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up.
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  • The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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  • An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
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  • Banta: Mein New Zealand vich mundayan naal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy keeti. Tu kehri sports khedthi c ?
  • Preeto: Mein vi pind vich mundayan naal MANJEE jumping khoob enjoy kitti c.
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  • A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.
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  • Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
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  • The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
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  • There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last.
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  • Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'.
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  • I consider myself blessed. I consider you blessed. We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up.

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  • We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
  • ~ Phyllis Diller
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  • You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
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  • I'm currently fasting to protest hunger strikes.
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  • People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up.
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  • I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank.
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  • I heard that the idea for the patent was stolen.
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  • A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
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  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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  • Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
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  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and ~Universe trying to produce bigger and ~idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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  • Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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  • We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing.
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  • Complaining is good for you ~as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
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  • If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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  • If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
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  • Like a welcome summer ra~in, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
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  • He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamposts: for support rather than illumination.
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  • If you have wit, use it to please and not to hurt: you may shine like the sun in the temperate zones without scorching.
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  • I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
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  • Humor is that which most efficiently recognizes that we are living in an imperfect world, with imperfect arguments and things that are insane, illogical, and irrational. And the only way we can live with that fact is to laugh.
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  • Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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  • Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
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  • If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
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  • It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
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  • When I want to end a~ relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes the~y leave skid marks.
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  • There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
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  • Only a fool expects to be happy all the time.
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  • I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
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  • Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
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  • The object of wa~r is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
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  • You can get more with a kind word a~nd a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
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  • A person without a sense ~of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road.
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  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.
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  • In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
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  • Seven days without laughter make one weak.
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  • I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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  • Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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  • Analyzing humor is like dissecting a fr~og. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

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  • A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
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  • A person without a sese of humor is like a~ wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
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  • You can turn painful situations around th~rough laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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  • Common sense and a sense of humor ~are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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  • If you could choose one characterist~ic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
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  • I realize that humor isn't for e~veryone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.



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