funny shayari dosti


  • Likhe jo khat tujhe, Wo teri yaad mein
  • Papa ne padh liye, Wo saare raat mein…
  • Savera jab hua, To joote pad gaye,
  • Wo radhe wale baal, Ghajini mein badal gaye!
  • .............................................

  • E-dost unhe meri yaad dila de,
  • Hum unhe yaad karte hein  ye bata de,
  • Wo sms na kre to pani barsa de,
  • Or us pani mai unka phone duba de
  • ............................................

  • Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
  • Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
  • Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
  • Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kam
  • .....................................................
  • Har doori mitani padhti hai,
  • har baat btani padhti hai,
  • lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
  • aaj kal
  • khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
  • .................................................
  • Kehdo un parhne walon se,
  • Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
  • Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
  • Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,
  • ...........................................................
  • Arz Kiya Hai..
  • Udhar aap majabur baithey hain
  • Idhar hum khamosh baithey hain..
  • Baat ho to kaise ho janab..
  • Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithey hain..!!
  • .................................................................
  • Na tarkib koi asi ki exam pass kia jae,
  • 1 esa dard dia hai is PADHAI ne yaro,
  • Na khul kr Roya jae.. Na Jam kr Soya jae
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • Sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls
  • Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
  • aur
  • sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • ,
  • .
  • .
  • bhabhi lagegi..!!..
  • .....................................................................
  • Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,
  • Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,
  • Mera to yakeen hai,
  • Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,
  • Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai
  • Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai??
  • DONATE UR EYES
  • kamino ko Social Message b interestng banakar Bhejna Padta hai.. :p
  •  
  • .........................................................
  • Aapki girlfren apki yaad me itna doob gayi.
  • Aapki girlfrend apki yaad me itna dub gayi.
  • HAGNE baithi
  • aur salwar kholna bhul gayi.
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan
  • Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
  • Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
  • Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
  • Kha k pan Paro boli “Shukriya Bhai Jan.
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao
  • KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
  • AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to…
  • DON’T WORRY
  • chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
  • good ni8…
  • ..................................................................
  • Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
  • Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
  • Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
  • Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah!!
  • Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
  • Wah Wah..
  • Ershad-Ershad..
  • Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
  • aur
  • Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
  • ................................................................
  • Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
  • Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
  • FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
  • Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai
  • ................................................................
  • ap hamare dil mai base ho,
  • ap hmare dil mai base ho,
  • thoda side ho jao
  • blood wali pipe mai fase ho…
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai, Sanse aksar tham jati hai
  • Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
  • Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
  • Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
  • Jab
  • Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!
  • ................................................................
  • GARMI me kulfi ka maja aata hai,
  • THANDI me coffee ka maja aata hai,
  • Hum Waterfall ki tarah SMS karte hai,
  • Aapka reply Muncipalty ke Pani ki tarah aata hai
  • ................................................................
  • Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..
  • Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.
  • Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh….

  • ................................................................

  • Arz kiya hai
  • Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
  • Gaur farmaiye…
  • Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
  • Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)
  • wah wah
  • ................................................................

  • मांग भरने की सजा कुछ इस कदर पा रहा हूँ
  • मांग भरने की सजा कुछ इस कदर पा रहा हूँ
  • की मांग पूरी करते-करते, अब मांग-मांग के
  • खा रहा हूँ…!!!
  • ................................................................
  •  
  • Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
  • Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
  • DEBIT the receiver, CREDIT the giver!!
  • ................................................................
  • Green green baag me hare hare totey
  • wah wah
  • Green Geen baag me hare-hare totey
  • Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai.
  • aap to muh bi nahi dhote….
  • Ha ha ha..
  • ................................................................
  • When i was at school,
  • Someone stole my rough book…
  • now they cal it as
  • ?
  • ?
  • OXFORD DICTIONARY;-)
  • Crazy fans u know
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi
  • Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
  • Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
  • Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
  • Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
  • ................................................................
  • Umar ki rah mai jazbaat badal jaate hai..
  • office jokes, best jokes, funny jokes, latest jokes
  • Umar ki rah mai jazbaat badal jaate hai…
  • Waqt ki aandhi mai halaat badal jaate hai…
  • Sochta hu kaam kar kar ke record tord du…
  • Kambhakhat salary dekh ke iraade badal jaate hai…
  • ................................................................
  • Aankho mein nami thi,
  • Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
  • Wah Wah,
  • Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki
  • Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi…
  • ................................................................
  • India is nation and Dadar is station,
  • wha wha
  • India is nation and& dadar is station,
  • Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan
  • mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan…
  • mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
  • LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan..
  • ................................................................
  • Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda
  • Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
  • ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nagad inam…
  • Category: Funny Shayari
  • Na jeene ki tamanna na marne ka khauf
  • Na jeene ki tamanna na marne ka khauf..
  • wah wah
  • Na jeene ki tamanna na marne ka khauf..
  • The subscriber u have dial is currently switched off!!



  • ................................................................
  • Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main,
  • Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,
  • Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,
  • Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi!
  • Thok taali ab
  • ................................................................
  • Tajmahal kya cheez hai
  • Tajmahal kya cheez hai
  •  
  • Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
  • Is-se achi imaarat banaunga,
  • wah wah..
  • Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi,
  • Tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga…
  • ................................................................
  • Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
  • raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
  • khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
  • baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.
  • ................................................................
  • Gaur farmaiyega
  • Waqt par aadat na badli to wo zarurat-e-life ban jaati hai,
  • Aur agar time pr girl friend na badli to wo kambakht WIFE ban jati hai
  • ................................................................
  • Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
  • Wah wah..
  • Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
  • Wah wah..
  • Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!
  •  
  • ................................................................
  • Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
  • Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
  • Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
  • Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.
  • ................................................................
  • FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de.
  • GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best.
  • WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!
  • ................................................................
  • Fizao Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,
  • Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,
  • Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja,
  • Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar…
  • ................................................................
  • Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,
  • Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,
  • Mera to yakeen hai,
  • Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,
  • Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.
  • ................................................................
  • Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai??
  • DONATE UR EYES
  • kamino ko Social Message b interestng banakar Bhejna Padta hai.. :p
  •  
  • ................................................................

  • हसरत ए दीदार के लिये उसकी गली में मोबाईल की दुकान खोली;
  • मत पूछो अब हालात ए बेबसी, ऐ गालिब;
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • रोज़ एक नया शख्स उनके नम्बर पे रीचार्ज़ करवानें आता है।
  • ................................................................
  •  एक और जिन्दगी मांग लो खुदा से, ये वाली तो office में ही कट जानी है ना ख़ुशी ख़रीद पाता हूँ ना ही ग़म बेच पाता हूँ, फिर भी ना जाने क्यों मैं हर रोज़ कमाने जाता हूँ 
  •  

  • ................................................................
  • इंतहा तो देखो बेवफाई की.. परीक्षा में निबंध आया बेवफाई पर
  • इंतहा तो देखो बेवफाई की..
  • परीक्षा में निबंध आया बेवफाई पर..
  • बस एक नाम तेरा लिखा और हम टॉप कर गये।
  • ................................................................
  • मेरी मोहब्बत को अपने दिल में ढूंढ लेना, और हाँ, आटे को अच्छी
  • खतरनाक शायरी …
  • . .
  • .
  • मेरी मोहब्बत को अपने दिल में ढूंढ
  • लेना,
  • और हाँ, आटे को अच्छी तरह गूंध लेना.
  • . .
  • मिल जाये अगर प्यार तो खोना नहीं,
  • प्याज़ काटते वक्त बिलकुल
  • रोना नहीं. . .
  • .
  • . मुझसे रूठ जाने को बहाना अच्छा है,
  • थोड़ी देर और पकाओ आलू
  • अभी कच्चा है.
  • .
  • .
  • मिल कर फिर खुशिओं को बाटना है, टमाटर ज़रा बारीक ही काटना है.
  • .
  • .
  • लोग हमारी मोहब्बत से जल न जाएँ,
  • चावल टाइम पे देख लेना कही जल न जाएँ. . . .
  • कैसी लगी ग़ज़ल बता देना,
  • नमक कम लगे तो और मिला लेना..


No comments:

Post a Comment