Funny Whatsapp Status Jokes Short New


  •  I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

  •  Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

  •  In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.

  •  A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.


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  •  You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.

  •  Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

  •  Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.

  •  May god bless you, sick and shameful life.

  •  Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

  •  My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

  •  Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.

  •  People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.

  •  I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.

  •  I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.



  •  शेर खुद अपनी ताकत से राजा केहलाता है; जंगल मे चुनाव नही होते.. ।।

  •  Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

  •  हथियार तो सिर्फ सोंख के लिए रखा करते हे ,खौफ के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे

  •  I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.

  •  Changed my iPhone name to titanic it’s syncing now.

  •  Cigarette chhodna sabse asan hai- main hazaro baar chhod chukka hun! 


  • Some more hilarious funny status to share on whatsapp:

  • When your girlfriend picks a restaurant that is very costly, you just say "Oh yeah, that's where the really cute girl works".


  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

  • Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.

  • Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

  • Graduation - The process changing one’s status from "Student" to "Unemployed".

  • I just need a good Wifi and Wife.

  • A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast

  • Sometimes if your best friend is in love with someone, start finding love. Or a new best friend.

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