Hindi SMS New Best


  • If it is still your mind,

  • It is worth taking the risk,

  • In this Year.

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  • I wish that each of the 365 days of this new year,

  • Brings u more Happiness,

  • Peace Good Health,

  • And plenty of Luxury,

  • Happy and Blessed new Year.

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  • With all the roses with perfume,

  • And with all the lights in the world,

  • And with all the children smiles,

  • I wish u that all your dreams comes true.

  • Happy new year.

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  • Us Shakhs se sirf itna sa talluq ha,

  • Wo pareshaan ho to humen neend nhi aati.

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  • Juda ha dunya se wo,
  • Humsy qn khafa ha wo,
  • Kya hua ye to btla do jaan,
  • Marny me asani hogi,
  • Kuchh or nahi bs ik zehr ki bottle hi de de,

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  • Kaghz pe humny zindagi likh di,
  • Ashkon se sench kr uski khushi likh di,
  • Dard jb humny ubhara lafzon pe,
  • Logon ne kaha, Wah kya ghazal likh di,

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  • Hum na hoty to apko ghazal kon kehta,

  • Ye to karishma ha hum pyar krny walon ka,

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  • Sardar : Yar Meri Biwi Paani Say Bohat Darti Hai
  • Frnd : A6ha Woh Kaisay?

  • Sardar : Yar Kal Mein Ghar Gaya Toh Woh Bathtub
  • Mai Bhi Security Guard Kay Sath Bethi Thi.

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  • Raat Ko Jaldii Say Nendh Aagai
  • Subah Uthay To Diwali Aagai

  • Socha Send Karon Aap Ko Diwali Sms
  • Daikha To Aap Ki Miss Call Already Aagai.

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  • Deepak Ka Prakash Har Pal Aapky
  • Jivan Me Ek Nayi Roshni Day
  • Bas Yehi Shubhkamna Hai Hamari
  • Aapke Liye Diwali Ke Iss Paawaan Avsaar Per
  • Happy Diwali.
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  • Chh0te L0g
  • PAISE Ke Baat Karte Hein
  • Bare L0g
  • TIME Ke Bat Karte Hein
  • KHUBSURAT L0g
  • BAT He Nahin Karte
  • W0h Sirf
  • SMS Karte Hein.

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  • Dil Nay Kaha
  • Chal0 SMS Karain
  • S0cha
  • Dil T0H Pagal Hay
  • Pher Khayal Aaya Chal0 K0i Bat Nahin
  • Jis K0h Karna Hay W0h K0nsa N0rmal Hay.

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  • Aj Apne Dil K Derwazy Mere Liye Kh0l D0
  • J0 Kuch Hy DIL Mein Bus B0l D0
  • Agar Hmara SMS Achi Nahin Hay T0H Ap K0h Qasam Hy
  • Ise Waqt Apna M0bile T0r D0.

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  • Pundit:-Tmhare Jeevan May 6 Larkean Ayengi
  • B0w:-W0w Kia Bat Hay
  • Pandit:-Ziada Khush H0ni Ke Baat Nahin Hay
  • 1 Ghar Wali 00r 5 Betiyan Hein.

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  • Agar May Ap K Sms Kah Jawab Nah D0n
  • Kabhi Miss Cal Nah Kar Pa0n
  • Ya Akabhi Cal B Nah Kar0n
  • T0H Samajh Lena K
  • KING 0F SMS.

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  • I Wish U Nd Ur Family
  • All The Bright Hues 0f Life
  • Have A C0l0urful H0li.

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  • 75 year 0ld Lady Ne
  • Newspaper Me Add Diya
  • “Zar0rut-E-Rishta”

  • 7 Din ka Baad Aik Letter Ayya
  • Amma ISs Umer Mein Rishtay Nahin
  • Farishtay Aatay Hyn.

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  • 1 pagal American se:
  • Tm japanese h0 na?

  • Amr:Nahi mein american h0un
  • Pg:Nahi tm japnese hu0

  • A:nahi me american hu0n
  • P:Nahi tm japnese h0

  • A:han han me japnese h0un
  • P: Lagtey t0 american h0.

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  • Chai wala:
  • bh0li si s0rut
  • ankh0n me masti
  • d0r khari sharmaye
  • aye haye

  • Girl Reply:
  • Kali si surat
  • hath mein kaitli
  • d0r khara chillaye
  • chai chai.

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  • TIK TIK TIK TIK

  • Aata
  • Daal
  • Ghee
  • Cheeni
  • Chawal
  • D00dh
  • Tail
  • G0sht
  • Petr0l

  • Kaa baaad ab

  • Aaah

  • Time bhe barha diya.

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  • D0ct0r:
  • Yeah syrup 2 sp00n subha
  • 2 d0pahar
  • 2 raat k0
  • 3 din tuk lena hay

  • Pathan:Apna Dawai Apna Pas Rakh0
  • Haamara Ghar mai Itna Chamach(sp00n) Nai Hy.

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  • Un toh harr din khaas hai,
  • Jo mera pariwar mere saath hai,
  • Par aaj mujhe kuch kehna meri beti sae,
  • Mujhe garv hai usper aur uske har dard ka ahsaas hai.

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  • Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
  • Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.

  • ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
  • dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.

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  • Dhoom 3 Scene :
  • Amir Khan on bike wid Speed of 2000km/pr.
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • & Suddenly Rajnikanth overtakes him wid his Bycycle & Says
  • Yenna Rascala, Save Fuel & use Cyclela...

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  • Khwaish aisi ki aasman tak ja sako
  • Dua aisi ki khuda ko pa sako.
  • Jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hai,
  • Jiyo aise ke har pal mein zindgi pa sako.

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  • Aaj Khushiyon Ki Koi Badhai Dega,
  • Nikla Hai Chand To Dikhai Dega,
  • Ae Dost Dosti Ki Hai Humne Aapse,
  • Aapka Ek Aansu Bhi Ghira To Sunai Dega.

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  • Jab pyar kia to darna kya hai.
  • mohabbat ke samne yeh zamana kya hai.
  • zamane ke samne se lejaenge tumhe
  • Ek baar jo mar gaya pyar main to
  • phir maut se darna kya hai.

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  • Taaron Mein Akela Chaad Jagmagata Hai,
  • Mushquilo Mein Akela Insaan Dagmagata Hai,
  • Kaate Se Ghabrana Mat Mere Dost,
  • Kyunki Kaaton Mein Hi Akela Gulab Muskurata Hai.

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  • Phooloan se kya dosti karte ho,
  • Phool to murjha jaate hain,
  • Aggar dosti karni hai to kaanton se karo,
  • Kyun ki woh chubh kar bhi yaad aatein hain.

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  • Pyar Se Tab Tak Pyar Na Karo,
  • Jab Tak Pyar Aapse Pyar Na Kare,
  • Jab Pyar Aapse Pyar Kare To,
  • Pyar Se Itna Pyar Karo Ki,
  • Pyar Kisi Aur Se Pyar Na Kare.



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  • Har baat samjhane k liye nhi hoti,
  • zindagi hamesha pane k liye hoti,
  • yaad to aati h aapki har pal,
  • per har yaad jatane k liye nhi hoti.

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  • Tumse door rehkar tumhe MISS kiya hamne,
  • Tumhare liye God se WISH kiya humne,
  • Tumhari YAAD jab ayi to,
  • Bade pyar ke sath SMS kiya hamne.

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  • Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
  • Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
  • Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
  • Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega.

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  • Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi,
  • Me Bolta or w0 Sunti thi,
  • Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani,
  • w0 Bolti or Me Sunta tha,
  • Ab w0 Mri BV hy,
  • Hm 2no Bolte hn,
  • Pura MOHALA snta hy.

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  • Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
  • Kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
  • Dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai,
  • Nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti,
  • Happy Holi Missing you Yaaar.
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  • Rang Udaye Pichkari,
  • Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Hamari,
  • Holi K Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De,
  • Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hmari.

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  • Jab Aapka Naam Zuba Par Aata Hai,
  • Pata Nahin Dil Kyon Muskurata Hai,
  • Mil Jata Hai Dil Ko Sukun,
  • Ke Koi Toh Apna Hai Jo Mann Me Khushi Lata Hai.

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  • Hum Toh Tujhe Chahte Hai Har Pal,
  • Tu Bhi Apne Hone Ka Haq Jata De,
  • Kuchh Aur Nahin Toh Kar Itna Karam,
  • Jahan Tu Yaad Na Aaye Wo Jagah Bata De.

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  • Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Me Saaton Rang Ho,
  • Baagon Me Phoolon Ki Khushboo Sang Ho,
  • Aap Jab Bhi Khole Apni Palken,
  • Aapke Chehre Pe HOLI Ka Rang Ho.

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  • Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho,
  • Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho,
  • Are dost zinda ho to smS bhejo,
  • Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho.


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  • Kaanto ke badle phool kya doge,
  • Aansoon ke badle khushi kya doge,
  • Hum chahate aap se umar bhar ka saath,
  • Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge.

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  • Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
  • Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
  • Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
  • Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
  • Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal,
  • balance ho na ho.

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  • Wo Jo Humare Liye Khas Hote He,
  • Jinke Liye DIL Me Ehsas Hote He,
  • Chahe Waqt Kitna B Dur Kar De Unhe,
  • Par Dur RehKar bhi Wo DIL Ke Pas Hote He.

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  • Mujhe pyar dikhana nahi aata,
  • Baato ka jaal banana nahi aata,
  • Kash wo samajh jaye bin kahe,
  • Muze mohobbat ko lafzo me,
  • kehna nahi aata.

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  • Tum Ko Mil Jaye Ga,
  • Ek Roz Sarapa Apna,
  • Mere Har Lafz Ko Tum,
  • Ghour Se Parhte Rehna.

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  • Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka haq hai,
  • Har ruh ko ek aah ka haq hai,
  • Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai is duniya me,
  • Hume bhi dil lagane ka haq hai.

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  • Kya kahun tujhko? Khwab kahun to toot jayega,
  • dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
  • Sochta hun tera naam zindagi rakh loon,
  • maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega.

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  • Yun tu be baaq jawani hoti hai,

  • logon ki baat banani hoti hai,

  • kehne ko tu sard-gardani hoti hai,

  • lakin ishq ki reet nibhani hoti hai,

  • ishq mein naam usi ka zinda rehta hai,

  • jis ne mar jane ki thani hoti hai.

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  • Aur kya kuch chahiye ab dastaan k waste,

  • soch likh di hai ik meharban k waste,

  • apni tanhai se hadd ka piyar hai mujh ko tu phr,

  • khud se hi batein karun tere guman k waste.

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  • Baat hi baat mein kun log badal jate hain,

  • kya huwa itna bhi kun sasta bahal jate hain,

  • wade par wade hi kun roz kiye jate ho,

  • kya sabhi kaam sada aise bhi chal jate hain,

  • be rukhi par bhi tumhari hai muhabat tum se,

  • ishq ki rasi ke kab jal ke bhi bal jate hain.

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