Latest Best New Whatsapp Status 2016


  1. You are today where your thoughts have brought you; !!!you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.

  2. Problem is not the Problem.,Problem is your bad attitude...

  3. Anyone who never make mistake they can never try to solve problem!..


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  5. If you can follow all the rules then there is not fun!..

  6. I don;t come with Card so not play me!..

  7. My door is always open so can meet at any time!..

  8. Patience is not a virtue. !Its just waste of Time...

  9. Attitude is like wrist watch--. Every watch shows different time ,!than other and everyone thinks his watch is showing right time.:D

  10. Don't play with me because I am champian..

  11. My attitude is always in my pocket!!!

  12. My attitude is depends on the behavior of your!!!
  13. Attitude is the power which can grown up!!

  14. My life my hobby is my attitude!!  




  15. My heart is stolen…can I check your Heart


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  17. Two Attitude of cool life – Walk like you are the Boss OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the Boss.

  18. I am single because God is busy for making Girl for me!...

  19. My style is unique don't copy it!

  20. Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!..

  21. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing text to GF!..

  22. GF is asked me what is your attitude ? then I Say Being Single is My attitude!..

  23. Don't make a girl fall for you !if you have not intention of catching HER....

  24. The only disability in your life is a bad attitude...

  25. The best thing in mine is that I am Limited Edition not a Special one!..

  26. for Sucess you need positive attitude!

  27. Every thing is possible ,when we work hard...

  28. My Attitude is "GoD" gift and nobody take it from me


  29. My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

  30.  In today's world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp & Facebook account!

  31. Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

  32. There is nothing greater in the world ,than being loving parents...


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  34. *Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...

  35. We should love, Not fall in love...Because everything that falls, gets broken....

  36. I am "SINGLE" Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!

  37. If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!.

  38. ME without you is like: "Facebook" without friends, "Google" with no results & "Youtube" without videos!

  39. I am type of person ,who wants to get good Marks, but doesn’t want to study!

  40. !I might as well call you Google, B,coz you have everything that I am looking for....

  41. My first name and your last name ,together make sound great!..

  42. All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!

  43. God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china...

  44. The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!

  45.  I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

  46. Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!

  47. Don't talk to me B'coz I was attached easily!

  48. People who are closed mind always open their mouth!

  49. When it’s time to  go, don’t doubt or hesitate, hello to Great & Good Bye to good!!!

  50. I am Not link to my self "Special" I think I am "Limited" Edition!

  51. Dream is not complete by sleeping!

  52. if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!

  53. Leave present time good,No one know about the tomorrow!

  54. You are not to old complete your dream true!

  55. Always try don't feel fail without try!

  56. No one is perfect understanding is important!

  57. My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
  58. Rules are made to the break!

  59. Don't think about tomorrow,Think about the now!

  60. Advantages of speaking truth is that you don't need to think to speak!

  61. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.




  62. I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.

  63. Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

  64. I don't hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.


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  66. Status Unavailable! Check Later...

  67. Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone. 


  68. If some one hate you without ,reason then Give the reason to him..!

  69. Being "Single" is My Attitude!

  70. !Good Girl are those which can help people, Bad Girl have no time to help...

  71. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

  72. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

  73. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Sunday, please fix it !

  74. I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.....

  75. Every problem comes with some solution. .....If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

  76. I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

  77. WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!....

  78. My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card

  79. My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours.

  80.  Always respects your self!

  81. Save Water, Drink Wine!!

  82. Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

  83. All the Rules are made.. to be break.

  84. Drunk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

  85. Failures are temporary ,But success is Permanent

  86. Work Hard and let peoples show your success

  87.  You never fail until... you stop trying.!

  88. There is "No" shortcut for Sucess..

  89. Always Choose ,Correct path for Sucess!

  90. You are not born "Winner",You are not Born "Loser" Its your Choice to make winner or loser..

  91. #Aap lehro ko to rokh nahi sakte, but terna sikh sakte hai.!

  92. Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz... jante hote hai.

  93. !Aagar koi cheej pane ke lye mahent kare to ...Ik din jaror Mil jate Hai.

  94. *Jeendagi me eese naam kamio.... ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe.!

  95. Dil Cheer Ke DekH ....TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

  96. Love is like a rubber band, when both can stretch ,and then one can release then it can heart the other!

  97. No matter how "busy" a person is...if they really love, they will always find the time for you.!

  98. Love is like a Air ..We can't see it but! we can feel it..

  99. Love is that which ,cannot see the poorness... 


  100. Love in Life ,Make the life beautiful..

  101. In life I need only you!

  102. My "Heart" is always your!

  103. My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

  104.  In today's world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp & Facebook account!

  105. Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

  106. There is nothing greater in the world ,than being loving parents...

  107. *Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...


  108. We should love, Not fall in love...Because everything that falls, gets broken....


  109. I am "SINGLE" Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!

  110. If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong.


  111. I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

  112. I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

  113. There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.


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  115. Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then ,why aren’t you msg me!

  116. !Try to solve your problem yourself ...Don't Depend on other..!

  117. Every people is a intelligent,When he work Hard!

  118. Please don’t get confused between my my attitude & personality!

  119. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, ..It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

  120. I’m cool but Summer  made me hot!

  121. Apni to bass ek hi wish hai…. Ser pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

  122.  Life is too short Don't waste it updating status !

  123. 'Work until you don't have to ,introduce yourself '

  124. Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.



  125. People are like "MuSic" some say the "TrUth" and rest,just noise.....

  126. Why is "Monday" so far from "Friday" and "Friday" so near to "Monday"??..

  127. !Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status….


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  129. I wish I had "Google" in my mind and "Antivirus" in my heart...

  130. I am Waiting for GF Message!

  131.  !There comes a point in life ,when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will...

  132. I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...

  133.  Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile….Smile please….!!

  134.  When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

  135. !Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you....

  136. Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...

  137. Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
  138. Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful...

  139. Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..


  140. Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

  141. If you loss today then you can win tomorrow! 


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  143. live like candle, which can give the light to other by burning itself!

  144. I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.

  145. Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

  146. I don't hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.

  147. Status Unavailable! Check Later...

  148. I hate when pe!!ople look at my status and say "Its Bakwas".

  149. I wish I could h!!ave Genie who could make my dreams come true....

  150. Don't See My Status, Appointment is needed..

  151. My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

  152.  In today's wo!!rld, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp & Facebook account!

  153. Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

  154. There is noth!!ing greater in the world ,than being loving parents...

  155. Work until peoples will want autograph of you.

  156.  You are !!not to old complete your dream true!

  157. Always try don't feel fail without try!

  158. No one is per!!fect understanding is important!

  159. My life i!!s like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!

  160. Rules are made to the break!

  161.  Always !!respects your self!

  162. Save Water, Drink Wine!!

  163. Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

  164. All the R!!ules are made.. to be break.

  165. Failures are !!!!temporary ,But success is Permanent

  166. Work Hard and let peoples show your success

  167. #Aap lehro ko to rokh nahi sakte, but terna sikh sakte hai.!
  168. Aache do!!!st ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz... jante hote hai.

  169. !Aagar koi cheej pane ke lye mahent kare to ...Ik din jaror Mil jate Hai.

  170. *Jee!!ndagi me eese naam kamio.... ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe




  171. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

  172. Every problem c!!omes with solution, but my GF don't have.

  173. My Friend ask !!me, How is your life? I said she is fine.


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  175. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

  176. Every second!! I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

  177. Status Unavailable! Check Later...

  178. My Frien!!d ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

  179. Work !!!until peoples will want autograph of you.

  180. Love does!!n’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

  181. I am "SINGLE" Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!

  182. I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

  183. Always try d!!on't feel fail without try!

  184. Dil Cheer K!!e DekH ....TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

  185. Chehra ‪‎khaas‬ ni!.. 12 v ‪‎paas‬ ni!.. Munda ‪shikari‬ banda...

  186. Asi Chetak !!Scooter Utte Beh ke... lai lainde feeling mahgi caraan di...

  187. There is "No" shortcut for Sucess..

  188. You don't have to win.. every argument:Right or Wrong!
  189. Don't go for!! less. Always go for the best....




  190. Every love st!!ory is beautiful but ours is my farite.

  191. 4. Two things a!!re infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

  192. 5. दुकानें !!उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है…! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है…!!

  193. 6. मुझे इतना भी मत घुमा ए जिंदगी, मै शहर का शायर हूँ , “MRF का टायर” नही –

  194. 7. I am alway!s right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

  195. 8. If you can’t conv!!ince them, Confuse them.

  196. 9. जी भर गया है !!!!तो बता दो हमें इनकार पसंद है इंतजार नहीं…!

  197. 10. No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!

  198. 11. We don’t h!!ave to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!

  199. 12. कोई ना दे हमें !!खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!!!

  200. 13. Dear time, mor!e weekend please!

  201. 14. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..

  202. 15. Mausam ki !!misaal du ya tumhari, Koi puch betha h badalna kisko kehte h –

  203. 16. कैसे बने!!गा अमीर वो हिसाब का कच्चा बूढा भिखारी, जो बस एक रुपये के बदले सिग्नल पे खड़ा बेशकीमती दुआए दे देता है।

  204. 17. If I trust you, the!!n remember, My trust and your bones. Will get broken simultaneously. 😀

  205. 18. छुपा लूंगा तुझे!! इसतरह से बाहों में;हवा भी गुज़रने के लिए इज़ाज़त मांगे;हो जाऊं तेरे इश्क़ में मदहोश इस तरह;कि होश भी वापस आने के इज़ाज़त मांगे.

  206. 19. हुकुमत वो ही क!!रता है जिसका दिलो पर राज हो…!! वरना यूँ तो गली के मुर्गो के सर पे भी ताज होता है…!!

  207. 20. Mat pucha karo !!mujhse ki tum mere kya lagte ho Dil k liye dhadkan zaruri h, or mere liye tum….!!




  208. 21. खोने की दहश!!त और पाने की चाहत न होती, तो ना ख़ुदा होता कोई और न इबादत होती .

  209. 22. जरूरत औ!!र चाहत में बहुत फ़र्क है… कमबख्त़ इसमे तालमेल बिठाते बिठाते ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है !!!!

  210. 23. Plzzzz Call Me …. Whatsapp only When u don’t expect reply from Me …

  211. 24. Friends r honest with each other, even if the truth hurts

  212. 25. Jee karta hai mu!!ft me hi use apni jaan de du, Itne masoom kharid’dar se kya len-den karna…

  213. 26. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…iii

  214. 27. Whenever I f!!ind the key to success, somebody always changes the lock!!!

  215. 28. Dusaro की अ!!पेक्षा अगर आपको सफलता, यदि देर से मिले तो निराश नही होना चाहिये क्योँकि मक़ान बनने से ज्यादा समय महल बनने मेँ लगता है||

  216. 29. ऐसा जीवन !!जियो कि अगर कोई आपकी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे।

  217. 30. Do a bit for people who want to see you smile, they’ll do everything to make you smile. :)

  218. 31. ” बात ” उन्हीं!! की होती है, जिनमें कोई ” बात ” होती है..!

  219. 32. वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी …… फिर क्यों उसे “चाँद” और मुझे “आवारा” कहते हैं लोग …. ?

  220. 33. उसके हाथ की गिरिफ्त ढी!!ली पड़ी तो महसूस हुआ यही वो जगह है जहाँ रास्ता बदलना है…

  221. 34. सूरज सितारे चाँद !!मेरे साथ मेँ रहे जब तक तुम्हारे हाथ मेरे हाथ में रहे शाख़ों से टूट जाये वो पत्ते नहीं हम आँधी से कोई कह दे कि औक़ात में रहे.

  222. 35. सूखे होंटों पे ही होती हैं !!मीठी बातें प्यास जब बुझ जाये तो लहजे बदल जाते हैं …..!!

  223. 36. Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!

  224. 37. tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega… 😛

  225. 38. Humne chor diya s!!hoq-a-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.

  226. 39. aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

  227. 40. Yaaro Ki Meh!!fil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

  228. 41. 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.

  229. 42. Fika!!r kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.

  230. 43. ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.

  231. 44. Babuji Exam se dar na!!hi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.

  232. 45. per mai moch and slo!!w internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.

  233. 46. तू मोहब्बत है मेरी इ!!सीलिए दूर है मुझसे…अगर जिद होती तो शाम तक बाहों में होती ।

  234. 47. हथियार तो सिर्फ !!सोंख के लिए रखा करते हे ,,,,,खौफ के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे ।

  235. 48. पसंन्द आया तो दिल में ,,,,नही !!तो दिमाग में भी नही ।

  236. 49. शायरी का बादशाह हुं और!! कलम मेरी रानी,,,,,अल्फाज़ मेरे गुलाम है, बाकी रब की महेरबानी ।

  237. 50. खुद ही दे जाओगे तो बेहतर है..!
  238. वरना हम दिल!! चुरा भी लेते हैं..!

  239. 51. तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,
  240. हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!

  241. 52. !Pyar!! kiya nahi jata pyar to ho jata hai….

  242. 53. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!

  243. 54. Zindgi bhut choti hai….hamesha haste rahe!

  244. 55. Chinta na karo !!hamesha Kush Raho..

  245. 56. !Zindgi ka pata !!nahi kab ruk jaye ,Is lye Apna Supne Jaldi pure kore..

  246. 57. Aksar Diya wo!!hi bhujate hai … jo pehle usse Rosan karte hai

  247. 58. Takleef to zin!!dagi deti hai maut ko to log vase hi badnaam karte rehte hai!!

  248. 59. !!Bimaar Ad!!mi ke saath koi, bimaar nahi ho jaata hai…

  249. 60. Jo beet gya !!use socha nahi karte ,!jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte…

  250. 61. काश कि वो लौ!!ट आयें मुझसे यह कहने, कि तुम कौन होते हो मुझसे बिछड़ने वाले..!!!

  251. 62. हद से बढ़ !!जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ..

  252. 63. जिस्म !!से होने वाली मुहब्बत का इज़हार आसान होता है. रुह से हुई मुहब्बत को समझाने में ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है..

  253. 64. काश !!कि वो लौट आयें मुझसे यह कहने, कि तुम कौन होते हो मुझसे बिछड़ने वाले..!!!

  254. 65. ह!!द से बढ़ जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ..

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