Latest Engineers SMS 2016






  • Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat
  • Nahi Hoti, Bina Beer Aur
  • Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi
  • #Hoti Ye Engineering College
  • Hai Mere Dost Yahan Bina
  • Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.
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  • Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat
  • #Nahi Hoti Bina Beer Aur Daaru
  • Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti Ye
  • Engineering College Hai Mere
  • Dost Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke
  • Bat Nahi Hoti.
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  • #Nurse To Engineer: Breathe Deeply
  • In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.

  • Engineer: Ok

  • Nurse: What Do U Feel Now.??

  • Engineer: Ur Body Spray Is Simply
  • Awesome Babe.
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  • #Ek Engineering Ke Student
  • Ne Hostel Se Apne Father
  • Ko Letter Likha
  • No Money,
  • No Fun,
  • Your Son.
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  • Jawab Aaya
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  • How Sad,
  • Very Bad,
  • Your Dad.
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  • Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme
  • Rack Nahi..
  • Wah Wah
  • #Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme
  • Rack Nahi..
  • Wah Wah
  • Aur Wo Engginering Hi Kya
  • Jisme Back Nhi..
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  • When Someone Says:
  • #Nothing Can Be More
  • Complicated Than Love 
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  • Just Throw Engineering
  • Books On Their Face.....!!
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  • Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi
  • Professores Ko Ek Plane Mein
  • Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce
  • Kiya Gaya Ki Ye Plane Apke
  • #Students Ne Bnaya Hai Sab
  • Profesrs Utar Gaye Par Principal
  • Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha Aapko
  • #Darr Nahi Lgta?
  • Principle: Muje Apne Studnts
  • #Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
  • Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
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  • Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj
  • Kal..??
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  • Boy: Ji... Engineering..
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  • Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai
  • Wadhai Karte Hoge..
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  • Swarg Ke Dwar Par 3 Log The..
  • God: "Sirf Ek Hi Andar Ja Sakta Hai.
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  • Pehla: "Main Pujari Hu,
  • Sari Umar Aapki Seva Ki Hai,
  • Swarg Par Mera Hi Haq Hai.
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  • Dusra: "Main Ek Desh Bhakt Neta
  • Hu, Sari Umar Logo Ki Seva Ki Hai.
  • Swarg Par Toh Mera Hi Haq Hai.
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  • Teesra: "Maine Engineering Ki
  • Padhai Ki Hai."
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  • God: "Kuch Mat
  • Bol Mere Bhai, Rulaeyga Kya?
  • #Saari Jawani Tu Narak Me Raha
  • Hai. Swarg Par Tera Hi Haq Hai..
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  • #Engineering Student Sitting With
  • His Girlfriend In Restaurant,
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  • Drinking Beer N Says:- "I Love
  • Youuuu"
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  • Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer
  • Talking ?
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  • Student:- Its Me, Talking To My
  • Beer, U Shut Up"
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  • Newton Asked: How To Write
  • Four Between Five?
  • Pharma Student: Nice Joke
  • #MBA Student Said: Not Possible
  • Engineering Student: F(IV)E..
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  • Engineering Student Ka Dard.
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  • Wo Ye Bol Kar Hume Chor Gayi
  • Dosto.
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  • Tumhare To Exams Hi
  • #Khatm Ni Hote, Tum Pyar Kya
  • Kroge =D =P
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  • What Is Engineering??
  • 1st Year: Alpenlibe-
  • #Ji Lalchaye Raha
  • Na Jaye ;)
  • 2nd Year: Mentos-
  • Dimag Ki Bati
  • Jala De
  • 3rd Year: Polo-
  • Sabki Hawa Nikal De
  • Xd
  • 4th Year: Chloromint-
  • Doba Ra Mat Puchna X| Xp
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  • Engineer Doctor Ke
  • Pass Gaya Or Bola Ghar
  • Jaane Ki Kya Fees Hai.
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  • Doctor - 300 Rupees..
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  • Engg.- Chale Dr. Sahab ?
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  • Dr. Ne Bike Nikali
  • Engg. And Dr. Ghar Pahuch Gye
  • Dr. Bola Mareez Kaha Hai.. .
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  • #Engg.- Mareez Koi Nai Hai Pagal,
  • Taxi Wala 500 Maang Raha Tha Aur
  • Tu 300 Mai Le Aaya :P:p
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  • 1 Engineer,1 Mba Student
  • #Or 1 Mca
  • Kasti Me Ja Rahe The.
  • 1 Jin Aaya Or Bola
  • "Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr
  • Mene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Mar
  • Dunga
  • Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara
  • Gulam"
  • Mba Ne Needle Phenki
  • Jin Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia.
  • Mca Student Ne Memory Card
  • Phenka.
  • Jin Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar
  • Dia.
  • Engg. Student Ne Disprine Ki Goli
  • #Phenki.
  • Wo Pani Me Ghul Gyi.
  • Studnt Bola:
  • Chal Beta Ghar Chal.
  • #Bahut Assignment Padehai
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  • Papa - Kal Raat Ko Tumne
  • Kitne Der Tak Padhai Ki??
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  • Beta - 3 Baje Tak..
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  • #Papa - Lekin Light To 1 Baje
  • Chali Gayi Thi Or Subah
  • 6 Baje Aayi...
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  • Beta - Main Kitabon Mein Itna Ghus
  • Gaya Tha Ki Light Ka Kuch Pata Hi
  • Nahi Chala..
  • Ye Pakka Engineer Bnega :-D:-d
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  • A Naughty Engineer:
  • Hello Dominos..
  • Yes Sir,
  • #How May I Help U...
  • Engineer: Bhai Pizza Ghar
  • Pe Kaise Banau
  • Bataiyo Jara...
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  • 2 Engineering Ke Students Raat Ko
  • Gali Me Study Karty Huay.
  • #1st: Yaar Kitny Bajy Hain.?
  • Dosray Ne 1 Pathar Utha Kar
  • Saamnay Walay Ghar Par Maara.
  • 1 Aurat Nikli Or Boli:
  • Kamino Ab To So Jao Raat Ke P0nay
  • #3 Baj Gaye Hain.
  • That's The Engineer's Logic...:p
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  • Engineering Student Ka Dard ;P .
  • #Aansu Aa Jate Hai Aankho Me Ronese
  • Pehle, Har Khawab Tut Jata
  • Hai Sone Se Pehle! Kya Hai
  • Engineering Ye To Samajh Gaye,
  • Kash Koi Rok Leta Admission Hone Se
  • Pehle :P =Dd
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  • Prove:1re=1ps

  • Engg- Solution:
  • Lhs=1re
  • =100ps
  • =10ps*10ps
  • =0.1rs*0.1rs
  • =0.01rs
  • =1ps

  • Found Any Mistake..
  • That-s Engg!



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