Latest Santa Banta Jokes For You


  • SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
  • Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

  • Dost: Garam pani Q?


  • Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

  • Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
  • Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
  • Santa : sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

  • A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
  • Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

  • A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
  • HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
  • AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
  • SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
  • HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

  • Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
  • To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
  • Aur Niche Likha
  • "COMING SOON



  • Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
  • Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.
  • This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
  • Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?
  • Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
  • Last Year My Wife Died,
  • I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
  • Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

  • Santa In a Plane
  • Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
  • Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
  • Gives Him The Bag After
  • Few Minutes When She
  • Comes Back Evry1 Was
  • Vomiting Except Sardar g
  • She Was Surprisd & Askd
  • "Santa g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
  • Santa: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
  • Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "


  • Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
  • FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
  • Santa :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..


  • Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
  • Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
  • Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
  • Banta: kya kiya?
  • Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai..............Jokes in Hindi Santa Banta

  • Santa apni biwi k office gaya
  • to usne dekha k uski biwi
  • boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

  • Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
  • jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho

  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
  • Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

  • Santa: Kyaa..

  • Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

  • Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
  • Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
  • Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
  • Kisi Ne Poocha
  • Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
  • Sardar g Ne Kaha:
  • Tala Khulwane ...
  • Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

  • Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

  • Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!


  • नर्क  में  एक  जगह  पर  बहुत  सारे  लोग  इकट्ठा  बैठ  कर
  • हंसी-मजाक  कर  रहे  थे। 

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  • उनके  शोरगुल  से
  • यमराज  डिस्टर्ब  हो  रहे  थे ����

  • जब  काफी  देर  तक  शोरगुल  जारी  रहा  ��
  • तो  यमराज  ने  चित्रगुप्त  को  बुलाया  और  बोले,  ��

  • "ये  कौन  लोग  हैं  जो  नर्क  में भी इतने मज़े कर रहे हैं..?

  • ����  " चित्रगुप्त   मायूस  होते  हुए  बोले,

  • "सर  ये  सब" punjabi" हैं, 
  • ये  कंही  भी  सेट  हो  जाते  हैं.



  • Akbar aur Birbal

  • new Akbar birbal - Ek Baar Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Aadesh Diya

  • A: Ek Aisa Aadmi Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere Saath Isharo Mein Baat Kar Sake, Main Us Se Kuch Sawaal Puchunga

  • B: Ji, Maharaj

  • A: Agar Usne Galat Jawab Diya To Uski Gardan Kat Di Jayegi, Aisa Aadmi Nai Dhund Sake To Tumhari Gardan Kaat Dunga

  • Ab Birbal Ki Fat Gayi, Kahan Se Laye Aisa Aadmi Dhund Ke,

  • 10 Din Baad Ek Bakri Charane Wala Mil Gaya Naam Tha Chanki

  • Birbal Ne Chanki Ko Lalach Diya: Main Tujhe 10,000 Rupaye Dunga, Tu Bas Raja Ke Samne Chal Pad Aur Isharo Mein Baat Kar

  • C: Agar Main Jawab Na De Paaya To?

  • B: Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega, Tu Mar Bhi Gaya To Kam Se Kam Tere Ghar Wale Mere Diye Rupayo Se Aram Se Zindagi To Kaat Lenge

  • Chanki Ko Baat Samajh Mein Aa Gayi Aur Pahunch Gaya Darbar Mein


  • Akbar Ne Use 1 Ungali Dikhayi, Chanki Ne Usko 2 Dikha Di

  • Akbar Ne Isharo Se Pucha: Kyu?

  • Chanki Ne Ek Ungli Asmaan Ki Taraf Kari Aur Fir Badshaah Ki Taraf Kar Di

  • Akbar Muskuraya Aur Usne Apne Haath Ko Hawa Mein Hilaya Aur Pucha: Kyu?

  • Chanki Ne Apni Pant Niche Ki Aur Lund Pakad Ke Raja Ke Samne Hila Diya,

  • Birbal Ki Ye Dekh Ke Gaand Fat Gayi Par Raja Bahut Khush Hua Aur Chanki Ko Inaam Deke Vida Kiya

  • Uske Jane Ke Baad Birbal Ne Hairan Hokar Akbar Se Puchha

  • B: Hajoor Ye Kya Chal Raha Tha

  • A: Maine Use 1 Ungli Dikha Ke Pucha, Kya Allah Ek Hai? Wo Bola 2 Hain, Ek Upar Or Ek Niche Aap

  • B: Ohh, Fir Kya Pucha Tha Aapne?

  • A: Maine Puchha Tha, Ye Population Kyo Badh Rahi Hai, Usne Lund Dikha Ke Bola Ki Iski Wajah Se

  • Birbal Ke Ye Sun Ke Hosh Ud Gaye Ki Us Se Bhi Akalmand Koi Hai Is Duniya Mein, Usne Socha Ki Milna Chahiye Chanki Se, To Ja Pahuncha Chanki Ke Ghar

  • B: Tumhe Samajh Kaise Aya Ke Raja Puchna Kya Chahta Hai?

  • C: Lo Ismein Kya Mushkil Hai, Raja Bola 1 Bakri Dega, Maine Bola 2 Lelo, Upar Wale Ne Bahut De Rakhi Hain

  • B: Aur Dusri Baar?

  • C: Fir Akbar Ne Pucha Tha Sab Bakri Dega? Maine Bola Loda Lele Mera

  • Birbal Behosh Ho Gaya

  • Moral: Ek Chutiya Tab Tak Samajhdar Dikhta Hai Jab Tak Wo Muh Na Khole



  • Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
  • Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

  • Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
  • .
  • .
  • Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

  • 1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
  • Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

  • Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
  • Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

  • Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

  • Santa On 60th Birthday:
  • Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
  • Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
  • .
  • .
  • Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

  • Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

  • Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

  • Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?


  • Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
  • DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
  • Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

  • Inspector 2 Santa:
  • Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
  • Khwahish Kia Ha?
  • Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr
  • K Phansi De Do-:)

  • Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:
  • Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

  • Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"

  • Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
  • Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
  • Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
  • Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)

  • Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
  • Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
  • Banta: Aur Bad News?
  • Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
  • Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
  • Banta: Haan!
  • Aur Gadha to Dekho,
  • Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.




  • Santa - My wife died yesterday..
  • Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
  • what to do?
  • Banta - No Problem.
  • Just Imagine she Came Back.

  • Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
  • upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
  • Banta:To xchnge krna tha
  • Santa:Kisse krta?
  • Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

  • Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
  • Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
  • Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
  • Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.

  • Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
  • and he is eating the cake I made.
  • Banta: Whom should I call now,
  • Police or Ambulance?

  • Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
  • Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
  • Banta: Apple khane.
  • Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
  • Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

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  • Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
  • Banta- to isme p~rob kya hai?
  • Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

  • Santa Banta Jokes

  • santa aur banta k bich mai f~ight ho rahi thi
  • banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
  • santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

  • SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, 
  • Lala:ha,
  • santa:acha vala hai,
  • Lala:ha,
  • Santa: achi quality ka hai,
  • Lala:ha bhai ha~,
  • Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

  • Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
  • Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
  • Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

  • Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
  • Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
  • Baccha Bola "PAPA" ~Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

  • Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
  • Santa : Par Janab
  • Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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