Latest shaadi marriage sms messages


  1. Two golden rules of Happy Marriage
  2. 1. The wife is always right.
  3. 2. When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.

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  7. Silence is a language, too!
  8. So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!

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  10. Shadi kernay aur mobile

  11. kharidnay k baad aik hi baat

  12. ka afsos hota hay kaash

  13. thori dair aur ruk jaatay

  14. to acha model mil jata. :p

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  16. Chess says everything
  17. about husband and wife.
  18. The King has to take things one step at a time,
  19. while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

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  21. After Marriage
  22. “MADE” 4 Each Other …

  23. And

  24. A Few Years Later
  25. “MAD” BecOZ of EachOther…

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  27. One day a man inserted
  28. an ‘advertisement’ in the
  29. local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
  30. Next day he received a hundred letters.
  31. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

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  33. Most successful
  34. Happy married life is
  35. Defined as.
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  40. “Yet to be seen”

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  42. Philosophy of marriage:
  43. At the beginning,
  44. every wife treats her husband as
  45. GOD..
  46. Later,
  47. somehow don’t know why..
  48. alphabets get reversed..:p:p

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  50. Secret formula for married couples:
  51. "Love One Another"
  52. And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!

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  54. You can marry a woman for his wealth but money will perish.
  55. You can marry a woman for his beauty but beauty will fade away .
  56. You can marry a woman for his power but power will be gone.
  57. But if you marry a pious righteous woman who fears Allah
  58. she will honor you, will be affectionate with you and help
  59. you to get closer to your ALLAH
  60. Your love story will last forever.It will begin in this
  61. life and will continue in the hereafter In’sha’Allah her
  62. love for you will be your Jannah in Dunya and her satisfaction
  63. will be your key to Jannah in Akhirah

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  65. Glorious Thinking By A Young Girl:

  66. �I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
  67. Because
  68. He Only Knows The Value of Love
  69. And
  70. He Only Can Give Me Real Love�


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  72. Kalat-Nakalat kadhi julte MAITRI,
  73. Suvas yacha jasa PAAVSATIL MAATI,
  74. Bandhan mhanave ki RESHIMGATHI,
  75. Koni nahi kunache tari jagto MITRASATHI.....

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  77. 1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
  78. Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
  79. To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi

  80. “Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
  81. Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”

  82. Pata Hai Kya Hua?
  83. .
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  85. .
  86. Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.

  87. Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
  88. Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.

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  90. Ankho My Goror Hy
  91. Dil My Soror Hy
  92. Koi Mangy Mera Number To Dena Zaror Hy

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  94. Meri Shadi Abi Bohat Do0o0or Hy: ->
  95. (‘,’)>
  96. < )L L

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  98. shadi k 20th salgirah pr HUSBND gehri soch ma tha…
  99. wife:kia soch rahe ho…..???
  100. husbnd:kia tmhain yad hai tmhare bap ne hmain date prpkra tha…
  101. wife:yes
  102. hsbnd:or usne gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k ya to meri beti se shsdi krlo ya 20 saal k lye jail jao
  103. wife smiles:yes
  104. hsbnd:aaaah!!!!aj k din ma azad ho jata…

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  106. Happiness as light as air. Happiness as light as air.
  107. LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
  108. Friends as solid as diamonds and
  109. success as bright as gold.
  110. These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday..

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  112. You are my love and
  113. My best friend….
  114. I love you with all
  115. That I am….
  116. You have my heart
  117. forever…
  118. I promise you…
  119. Throughout our
  120. Lives I will stand by
  121. Your side..
  122. No matter what
  123. Comes…
  124. My love for you will
  125. Last forever…
  126. I love you…
  127. I Need you…

  128. Will You Marry Me..???

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  130. o the happy couple congratulations
  131. on this happy occasion and best
  132. wishes for everything good in
  133. the years to come.......

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  135. Congratulations Your happiness begins,
  136. With your wonderful wedding day.
  137. You Will share everything together;
  138. Through it all, your love will stay..
  139. Happy married life





  140. After Marriage
  141. “MADE” For Each Other …

  142. And

  143. A Few Years Later
  144. “MAD” Because Of Each Other…

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  146. Hum ne To Ek Hi Shaks Par Muhabbat Khatam Kardi
  147. Ab Muhabbat Kis Ko Kehte Hai Kuch Maloom Nahi…

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  149. Glorious Thinking By A Young Girl:

  150. “I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
  151. Because
  152. He Only Knows The Value of Love
  153. And
  154. He Only Can Give Me Real Love”

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  156. Every Boy wish…
  157. I’m not a Prince
  158. but My Life-Partner should be a Princess
  159. Real Boy wish…
  160. My Life-Partner may not be a Princess
  161. but I Promise I’ll treat her like a Princess.. !

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  163. 3 Important Stages Of Life...
  164. Before Marriage- 'MAD For Each Other'
  165. During Marriage- 'MADE For Other'
  166. After Marriage- 'MAD Because Of Each Other'.. !

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  168. Secret of a Happy Married Life…
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  191. Oye..
  192. hoye..
  193. Sadqe jawaan!
  194. shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini? ;-)

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  196. A husband is someone who,
  197. after taking the trash out,
  198. gives the impression
  199. he just cleaned the whole house.

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  201. Every Boy wish...
  202. I’m not a Prince
  203. but My Life-Partner should be a Princess

  204. Real Boy wish...
  205. My Life-Partner may not be a Princess
  206. but I Promise I’ll treat her like a Princess.. !

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  208. Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
  209. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

  210. After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
  211. “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

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  213. Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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  218. Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
  219. Main Jao Na Jao 

  220. Par

  221. Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye …

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  223. Position of husband is like a split A.C.
  224. No matter how loud he is outside,
  225. but inside the house,
  226. he is designed to remain
  227. silent, cool & controlled by remote.

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  229. Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

  230. Never laugh at your wife's choices...
  231. (You are on of them...)

  232. Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
  233. (Your Wife is one of them...)

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  235. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
  236. She: Do you want me to leave?
  237. He: NO! Don't even think about it.
  238. She: Do you love me?
  239. He: Of course!
  240. She: Have you ever cheated on me?
  241. He: NO! Why are you even asking?
  242. She: Will you kiss me?
  243. He: Yes!
  244. She: Will you hit me?
  245. He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
  246. She: Can I trust you?
  247. He: Yes.

  248. Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

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  250. Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

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  252. Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota, hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:

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  254. Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge. Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..

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  256. Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?...Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh Main Jao Na Jao Par Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

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  258. Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja…

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