Latest Short Attitude WhatsApp Status New


  • If “Plan 1” didn't work. Don’t worry; the counting has infinite numbers.

  •  I had a horribly busy day, spent it converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

  •  Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

  •  You're pretty, adorable & beautiful, until your Photoshop 30 days trial expires.   
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  • I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

  •  I am damn sure, all my prayers are going in God's junk folder. 

  • My attitude is based on how you treat me. 

  • Short attitude whatsapp status

  •  I am not fat, I am just easier to see.

  •  I never repeat any mistake twice. 3, 4 times may be. But never twice.

  •  My friends say that alcohol kills slowly. Oh yes! I'm not in a hurry?

  • Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. 

  • My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED. 

  • I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.  

  • Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.

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  • I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it. 

  •  When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you a waiter? 

  • Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY. 

  • Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude. 

  • If you can;t convince them, confuse them. 

  • I know i am awesome, so i don;t care about your opinion.

  • If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

  • I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive. 


  • The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket. 

  • When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and half. 

  • DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai. 

  • An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.  


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