Miss You SMS Message 2016

Happiness is Real:
-Khushi sirf bantane se barhti he.
-- Khush!!i aik lamha he, aur udasi aik kahani.
--Khushian kam nahi hoti, hum log sirf apne gham ginte hn aur khushian bhol jate hn.

Don't !!be so busy making a living that you forget to enjoy your Life. Today, make a commitment to Enjoy Life

If you are my friend you know I support Orlando Pirates or Kaiser Chiefs. If you are my friend you know I s!!upport ANC or DA. If you are my friend you know I support Jesus or Mahommed. If you are my friend you know I support Nelson Mandela or Che Guevera. If you are my friend you know I supoort Dimah or Tshidi both fromm Own Tomorrow

Woh parinda Jise apni parwaz sey fursat na thee,
Aaj tan!!ha howa to meri hee deewar par aa baitha.

Ungliyan thak gayi patthar traashtey traashtey
Jab soorat bani yaar ki to Khareedaar aa gaye..

Tarasti nazron ki pyaas ho tum,
Taraptay dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujhti z!!indagi ki saans ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu kuch khaas ho tum..

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Your validity for taking a
bath expires on this 14th August.

Kindly recharge the validity by
taking a bath to avoid, khujli,
dandruff, maeil, and badbooo

So wish you a "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice...

Happy Independence Day

They Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistanis all!

By uniting we stand
by dividing we fall,

Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our country.

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Happy Anniversary
and !!May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy W!!edding Anniversary

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that thi!!s wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Good Friends are lik!!e software. They enter ur life; scan your problems; edit your tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries and save u in their heart!

Hospital ka amla Sheikh kay peechay bagh raha tha.
logon nay poocha kia howa?
Doctor: Char(4) b!!ar aisa howa, yeh dimagh kay operation kay bahanay aata hey aur tind kerwa kay bagh jata hey

Sheikh Jokes

Apne Kia Socha
Apne Kia Socha
Paigam Nai
Aayega..

Socha Yeh Dost
Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega..

Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki..

Warna
iTna
Piyara
Dost
EiD
Par
Kon
Bhulana
Chahay ga...

Close your eyes
Close your eyes and imagine my smily face
my eyes
my nose
my lips
my hairs
ok DONE
Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia 3 din pehley.. :)

Kuch Musarrat Maz!!eed ho jaye, Is bahane se Eid ho jaye, Eid milne jo Aap aajayein, Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye.

Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga !!ye Din Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

Tumhari Or Pervaiz Mushraf Ki Ek Adat Same Hai..
Jantay Ho Kiya ??
Woh Bhi Mujhe EiD WisH Nahi KarTa Or TuM Bhi.../
BuT i WiLL NoT!! dO thE saMe Coz i hAve GoT mY owN StyLe...
sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.../
^|^|^ EiD MubaraK ^|^|^

aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy
musarrato,!!n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy
gellay bhulaen , dilon ko saaf ab kar laen
ranjisho!!n ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy
EID MUBARIK

Hansi kh!!ushi tery jiw!!an ka har safar guzry
Meri dua hy k teri EID khoob tar guzry.
Eid Mubarik

No shadows to de!!!!!press u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere. Eid Mubarak to all of you.

Lonesome Wit!!hout U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.

May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on t!!his happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and la!!ugher you have ever wished.

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak

May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubari

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid!! hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj !!sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid !!Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

Aik Molvi sb gaon ki masjid main dars dey rahey they!
rozoon kay b!!adlay Janat main aap ko apni hi biwi hooroon ki sardar ban ker milay gi.
yeh sun ker aik dihati nay pass bethay admi ko kohni mari aur ahista sey us kay kaan main sargoshi ki
"Puter hor rakh rozay"

A Girl After Roami!!ng With Her Boyfriend... Father Asked: How Much Did You Spend...? Daughter: Rs. 5000/- Father: So Much...? Daughter:He had only that much,,

Son : "What Is Love?"
Dad : "Sacrifice..."
Son : "What Is Marriage?"
Dad : "Self Sacrifice..."....

Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
.
1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
.
1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
.
.
But Why
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
.
.
Point To Be Noted.

Best T-shirt Quote:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can never remember that word."

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?

Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
.
..
...
King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!







-Khushi sirf bantane se barhti he.
-- Khushi aik lamha he, aur udasi aik kahani.
--Khushian kam nahi hoti, hum log sirf apne gham ginte hn aur khushian bhol jate hn.

Don't be so busy making a living that you forget to enjoy your Life. Today, make a commitment to Enjoy Life

If you are my friend you know I support Orlando Pirates or Kaiser Chiefs. If you are my friend you know I support ANC or DA. If you are my friend you know I support Jesus or Mahommed. If you are my friend you know I support Nelson Mandela or Che Guevera. If you are my friend you know I supoort Dimah or Tshidi both fromm Own Tomorrow

Woh parinda Jise apni parwaz sey fursat na thee,
Aaj tanha howa to meri hee deewar par aa baitha.

Ungliyan thak gayi patthar traashtey traashtey
Jab soorat bani yaar ki to Khareedaar aa gaye..

Tarasti nazron ki pyaas ho tum,
Taraptay dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujhti zindagi ki saans ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu kuch khaas ho tum..

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Your validity for taking a
bath expires on this 14th August.

Kindly recharge the validity by
taking a bath to avoid, khujli,
dandruff, maeil, and badbooo

So wish you a "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice...

Happy Independence Day

They Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistanis all!

By uniting we stand
by dividing we fall,

Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our country.

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Good Friends are like software. They enter ur life; scan your problems; edit your tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries and save u in their heart!

Hospital ka amla Sheikh kay peechay bagh raha tha.
logon nay poocha kia howa?
Doctor: Char(4) bar aisa howa, yeh dimagh kay operation kay bahanay aata hey aur tind kerwa kay bagh jata hey

Sheikh Jokes

Apne Kia Socha
Apne Kia Socha
Paigam Nai
Aayega..

Socha Yeh Dost
Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega..

Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki..

Warna
iTna
Piyara
Dost
!!EiD
Par
Kon
Bhulana
Chahay ga...

Close your eyes
Close your eyes and imagine my smily face
my eyes
my!!! nose
my lips
my hairs
ok DONE
Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia 3 din pehley.. :)

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye, Is bahane se Eid ho jaye, Eid milne jo Aap aajayein, Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye.!!

Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din Tu!!m jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

Tumhari Or Pervaiz Mushraf Ki Ek Adat Same Hai..
Jantay Ho Kiya ??
Woh Bhi Mujhe EiD WisH Nahi KarTa Or TuM Bhi.../
BuT i WiLL NoT dO thE saMe Coz i hAve GoT mY owN StyLe...
sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.../
^|^|^ EiD MubaraK ^|^|^

aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy
musarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy
gellay bhulaen , dilon ko saaf ab kar laen
ranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy
EID MUBARIK

Hansi khushi tery jiwan ka har safar guzry
Meri dua hy k teri EID khoob tar guzry.
Eid Mubarik

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere. Eid Mubarak to all of you.

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.

May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished.

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak

May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubari

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

Aik Molvi sb gaon ki masjid main dars dey rahey they!
rozoon kay badlay Janat main aap ko apni hi biwi hooroon ki sardar ban ker milay gi.
yeh sun ker aik dihati nay pass bethay admi ko kohni mari aur ahista sey us kay kaan main sargoshi ki
"Puter hor rakh rozay"

A Girl After Roaming With Her Boyfriend... Father Asked: How Much Did You Spend...? Daughter: Rs. 5000/- Father: So Much...? Daughter:He had only that much,,

Son : "What Is Love?"
Dad : "Sacrifice..."
Son : "What Is Marriage?"
Dad : "Self Sacrifice..."....

Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- !!!Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
.
1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
.
1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
.
.
But Why
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
.
.
Point To Be Noted.

Best T-shirt Quote:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can never remember that word."

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?

Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
.
..
...
King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!




Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye, Is bahane se Eid ho jaye, Eid milne jo Aap aajayein, Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye.

Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

Tumhari Or Pervaiz Mushraf Ki Ek Adat Same Hai..
Jantay Ho Kiya ??
Woh Bhi Mujhe EiD WisH Nahi KarTa Or TuM Bhi.../
BuT i WiLL NoT dO thE saMe Coz i hAve GoT mY owN StyLe...
sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.../
^|^|^ EiD MubaraK ^|^|^

aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy
musarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy
gellay bhulaen , dilon ko saaf ab kar laen
ranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy
EID MUBARIK

Hansi khushi tery jiwan ka har safar guzry
Meri dua hy k teri EID khoob tar guzry.
Eid Mubarik

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere. Eid Mubarak to all of you.

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.

May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished.

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak

May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubari

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

Aik Molvi sb gaon ki masjid main dars dey rahey they!
rozoon kay badlay Janat main aap ko apni hi biwi hooroon ki sardar ban ker milay gi.
yeh sun ker aik dihati nay pass bethay admi ko kohni mari aur ahista sey us kay kaan main sargoshi ki
"Puter hor rakh rozay"

A Girl After Roaming With Her Boyfriend... Father Asked: How Much Did You Spend...? Daughter: Rs. 5000/- Father: So Much...? Daughter:He had only that much,,

Son : "What Is Love?"
Dad : "Sacrifice..."
Son : "What Is Marriage?"
Dad : "Self Sacrifice..."....

Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
.
1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
.
1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
.
.
But Why
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
.
.
Point To Be Noted.

Best T-shirt Quote:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can never remember that word."

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?

Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
.
..
...
King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, "It's
.
..
"Kaafi with Karan"!

Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!

Dil mera manta nhi ise pyar ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
Koi nyi bat nhi kyi bar ho gaya hai.

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar?
Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Hugh Hefner - 87 years old, has 27 years old wife;
Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend;
Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend.
Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet!................fresh sms

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
.
.
.
.
{ -_- }
.Muh Se.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata....................new sms jokes

All husbands are like bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is away,
They automatically start searching new devices.......................funny sms jokes in english

Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground.
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

gabbar:aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka,
viru:kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga,
gabbar:abe chirkut,
mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed.......................funny sms jokes in english

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Santa On Phone:Maa good news H
.
Maa:Kya Hua ?
.
Santa:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Woh Chand Ka "chamkna"
Woh Masjido Ka "Sawarna"
Woh Muslmano Ki "Dhoom"
*"Ramzan"* is
"Coming Soon"
Woh Sehri
Ka
"Maza"
Woh Iftari
Ki
"Bhook"

Woh Quran
Ki
"Tilaawat"

Woh Namaz
Ka
"Mamool"

Woh Roze
Ki
"Barkat"

Woh Roze
Ka
"Noor"

Sirf kuch
Din
"Dooor"
Advance
MAHE RAMZAN
"MUBARAK"

COMING SOON

:
I hope I am 1st to wish u.

Highly disappointing situations:
1. Your Best friend weds your lover.
2. A close friend avoiding without reason
3. 8 mark question asked for 2 mark..
4. Principal sitting near you on tour.
5. Extremely good looking guy/girl crossing uh when you are with your mom/dad..
6. Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your Juniors..
7. Friend calling on B'day and not wishing..
8. Dear one suddenly stopped messaging..




Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
.
1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
.
1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
.
.
But Why
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
.
.
Point To Be Noted.

Best T-shirt Quote:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can n!!!!!ever remember that word."

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I n!!ever ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?

Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
.
..
...
King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, "It's
.
..
"Kaafi with Karan"!

Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!

Dil mera manta nhi ise pyar ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
Koi nyi bat nhi kyi bar ho gaya hai.

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar?
Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Hugh Hefner - 87 years old, has 27 years old wife;
Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend;
Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend.
Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet!................fresh sms

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
.
.
.
.
{ -_- }
.Muh Se.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata....................new sms jokes

All husbands are like bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is away,
They automatically start searching new devices.......................funny sms jokes in english

Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground.
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

gabbar:aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka,
viru:kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga,
gabbar:abe chirkut,
mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed.......................funny sms jokes in english

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Santa On Phone:Maa good news H
.
Maa:Kya Hua ?
.
Santa:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Woh Chand Ka "chamkna"
Woh Masjido Ka "Sawarna"
Woh Muslmano Ki "Dhoom"
*"Ramzan"* is
"Coming Soon"
Woh Sehri
Ka
"Maza"
Woh Iftari
Ki
"Bhook"

Woh Quran
Ki
"Tilaawat"

Woh Namaz
Ka
"Mamool"

Woh Roze
Ki
"Barkat"

Woh Roze
Ka
"Noor"

Sirf kuch
Din
"Dooor"
Advance
MAHE RAMZAN
"MUBARAK"

COMING SOON

:
I hope I am 1st to wish u.

Highly disappointing situations:
1. Your Best friend weds your lover.
2. A close friend avoiding without reason
3. 8 mark question asked for 2 mark..
4. Principal sitting near you on tour.
5. Extremely good looking guy/girl crossing uh when you are with your mom/dad..
6. Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your Juniors..
7. Friend calling on B'day and not wishing..
8. Dear one suddenly stopped messaging..

ZEHRA(S.A)ky gharany ki khushi sub ko mubarak
ye EID jo hai sub sy bari sub ko mubarak

ALLAH ho NABI or WALI sub ko mubarak
Mairaj-e-Rasool-e- arabi sub ko mubarak

Han 3sri shaban bhi mairaj-e-Nabi hai
seeny main hai dil Dil main HUSSAIN(A.S)IBN-E-ALI(A.S)hai

shab e zahoore pur noor MOLA IMAM HUSSAIN A.S ky moqa pr tamam momineen or bilkhasos IMAM-E-ZAMANA(ALAJAL) ki kidmat main mubarkbad pesh karty hain.

ZAHOOR-E-SHAHINSHA-E-KARBLA. HAZART IMAM HUSSAIN (as)

,:**:,,:**:,
*,3 shaban*
"*,,*"

BOHAT BOHAT MUBARAK HO.:)
Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare
Koi Tujh Ko Us Se Juda Kare
Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jayen
Aur Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare
Usay Dekh Ke Tu Ruka Kare
Aur Wo Nazar Jhuka K Chala Kare
Tujhe Hijr Ki Wo Jharri Lage
Tu Millan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare
Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Toot Kar
Usay Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare
Tu Nagar Nagar Phira Kare
Tu Galli Gallli Sada Kare
Tujhe Ishq Pe Phir Yaqeen Ho
Usay Tasbeehon Pe Parha Kare
Main Kahoon K Ishq Dhong Hai
Aur Tu Nahi Nahi Kaha Kare

In d Flower My Rose Is u,
In d Diamond My Kohinoor Is u,
In d Sky My Moon Is u,
I am 1ly Body My Heart Is u,
That's Why I Always MISS U

Wid evry breath I take
Wid evry song I sing
I think about U
D love & care
Wid which U entered into my life
Sweetheart I’m missing U lot

Woh Miss nhi karte Wo Kiss nhi karte,
Subh se Shaam ho jati h
Kambakhat Wo Wish nhi karte,
Hamari to Jaan nikal jati h,
Judai me unkii,
Ek wo bereham he jo Isshh nhi karte.

assan dil dey yaar mobile dey wich tedey payar di sim piwai ey
kita card main load armanan da wich hijr di battery pai ey
nit hasrat nal iko charge krna wich dard di tube bhari ey
teri yaad dey signal aounday nay per call kadi na aye ey

~~~Punjabi sms tappey~~~

Noor-dar-Noor wahi Noor-e-Jali milta hai.
Har qadam par wahi Naqsh-e-Azali milta hai.
Aye Khuda tu hi bata de hamein ye raaz hai
kya ?
Dhoondne Tujhko jo nikle, to Ali milta hai.

Sometime listening is best Gift, we can give to some one who is going through hard times.

Bari fursat se tumhein dekhta hun,
Bari muddat se tumhein chahta hun,

Meri izzat, mera imaan tujh se hai,
Usi neeyat se tumhein dekhta hun,

Tujhme chhupi meri tamaam khushiya,
Apni puri duniya tumhein maanta hun,

Shayad mil jaaye tujhme khuda mujhe,
Bari hasrat se tumhein poojta hun

The sweetness of chocolate Remains in the tongue for a minute....!
BUT
The sweetness of a Person Remains in the Heart for the whole life

Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
good morning
Good Morning

JaLwa Faroz Bazm-e karamat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
RonaQ Fiza-e Takht-e Shifaat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
Shamm-e Munir Arsh-e RisaLat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
kursi-e La-Makan-e Sayadat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
HAWWA-WA-BUL-BASHAR ki Amanat BATOOL s.a Hen
"
NasL-e MUHAMMEDi* ki Zamanat BATOOL s.a Hen
"
jashn-e MiLad-e ZAHRA s.a MUBARAK

How Sardar professors speak english,
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Gam Na Karna Kabhi Zindgi Me
Kyuki Taqdeer Badalti Rehti Hai
Shesha Wahi Rehta Hai
Bas Tasveer Badalti Rehti Hai

Navak andaz jidhar dida-e-janan honge
nim-bismil kai honge kai bejan honge
tab-e-nazara nahi aaina kya dekhane dun
aur ban jayenge tasvir jo hairan honge
tu kahan jayegi kuch apna thikana kar le
hum to kal khvab-e-adam mein shab-e-hijaran honge
phir bahar aayi wohi dasht-e-navardi hogi
phir wohi paon wohi khar-e-mugelan honge
nasiha dil mein tu itna to samajh apne ke hum
lakh nadan huye kya tujh se bhi nadan honge
ek hum hain ke huye aise pasheman ke bas
ek wo hain ke jinhen chah ke arman honge
minnat-e-hazarat-e-isa na uthayenge kabhi
zindagi ke liye sharminda-e-ehasan honge
umr to sari kati ishq-e-butan mein “momin”
ab aakhiri waqt mein kya khak musalaman honge

Mery Wajood Se Lipti Khushbo Tere Naam Ki Hai
Meray Dil Me Basi Her Ek Dharken Tery Naam Ki Hai
Itna Yaqeen Ker Lay Meray Hamnasheen
Bin Tery Meri Zindagi Baynaam Si Hai

Yoon Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Baitha Hoon
Koi Dekhe Vo Ye Samajhe Piye Baitha Hoon
Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye Rooth Ke Jaane Waale
Main Abhi Tak Tasveer Liye Baitha Hoon

Zindagi Humein Deekh Ke Rohi Akele Ja Ke
Hosh Mein La Ke Humein Kudh Tanhai Mein Rehi
Pagal Thi Zindagi Kuch Naam Se
Le Dard Asa De Ke Gai Bewafai Ke Naam Se

Zindagi Roz Naye Rang Mein Dhal Jaati Hai
Kabhi Dushman To Kabhi Dost Nazar Aati Hai
Kabhi Chaa Jaaye,Baras Jaaye,Ghata Beymausam
Kabhii Ek Boond Ko Bhi Rooh Taras Jaati Hai




Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

gabbar:aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka,
viru:kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga,
gabbar:abe chirkut,
mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed.......................funny sms jokes in english

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Santa On Phone:Maa good news H
.
Maa:Kya Hua ?
.
Santa:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Woh Chand Ka "chamkna"
Woh Masjido Ka "Sawarna"
Woh Muslmano Ki "Dhoom"
*"Ramzan"* is
"Coming Soon"
Woh Sehri
Ka
"Maza"
Woh Iftari
Ki
"Bhook"

Woh Quran
Ki
"Tilaawat"

Woh Namaz
Ka
"Mamool"

Woh Roze
Ki
"Barkat"

Woh Roze
Ka
"Noor"

Sirf kuch
Din
"Dooor"
Advance
MAHE RAMZAN
"MUBARAK"

COMING SOON

:
I hope I am 1st to wish u.

Highly disappointing situations:
1. Your Best friend weds your lover.
2. A close friend avoiding without reason
3. 8 mark question asked for 2 mark..
4. Principal sitting near you on tour.
5. Extremely good looking guy/girl crossing uh when you are with your mom/dad..
6. Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your Juniors..
7. Friend calling on B'day and not wishing..
8. Dear one suddenly stopped messaging..

ZEHRA(S.A)ky gharany ki khushi sub ko mubarak
ye EID jo hai sub sy bari sub ko mubarak

ALLAH ho NABI or WALI sub ko mubarak
Mairaj-e-Rasool-e- arabi sub ko mubarak

Han 3sri shaban bhi mairaj-e-Nabi hai
seeny main hai dil Dil main HUSSAIN(A.S)IBN-E-ALI(A.S)hai

shab e zahoore pur noor MOLA IMAM HUSSAIN A.S ky moqa pr tamam momineen or bilkhasos IMAM-E-ZAMANA(ALAJAL) ki kidmat main mubarkbad pesh karty hain.

ZAHOOR-E-SHAHINSHA-E-KARBLA. HAZART IMAM HUSSAIN (as)

,:**:,,:**:,
*,3 shaban*
"*,,*"

BOHAT BOHAT MUBARAK HO.:)
Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare
Koi Tujh Ko Us Se Juda Kare
Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jayen
Aur Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare
Usay Dekh Ke Tu Ruka Kare
Aur Wo Nazar Jhuka K Chala Kare
Tujhe Hijr Ki Wo Jharri Lage
Tu Millan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare
Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Toot Kar
Usay Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare
Tu Nagar Nagar Phira Kare
Tu Galli Gallli Sada Kare
Tujhe Ishq Pe Phir Yaqeen Ho
Usay Tasbeehon Pe Parha Kare
Main Kahoon K Ishq Dhong Hai
Aur Tu Nahi Nahi Kaha Kare

In d Flower My Rose Is u,
In d Diamond My Kohinoor Is u,
In d Sky My Moon Is u,
I am 1ly Body My Heart Is u,
That's Why I Always MISS U

Wid evry breath I take
Wid evry song I sing
I think about U
D love & care
Wid which U entered into my life
Sweetheart I’m missing U lot

Woh Miss nhi karte Wo Kiss nhi karte,
Subh se Shaam ho jati h
Kambakhat Wo Wish nhi karte,
Hamari to Jaan nikal jati h,
Judai me unkii,
Ek wo bereham he jo Isshh nhi karte.

assan dil dey yaar mobile dey wich tedey payar di sim piwai ey
kita card main load armanan da wich hijr di battery pai ey
nit hasrat nal iko charge krna wich dard di tube bhari ey
teri yaad dey signal aounday nay per call kadi na aye ey

~~~Punjabi sms tappey~~~

Noor-dar-Noor wahi Noor-e-Jali milta hai.
Har qadam par wahi Naqsh-e-Azali milta hai.
Aye Khuda tu hi bata de hamein ye raaz hai
kya ?
Dhoondne Tujhko jo nikle, to Ali milta hai.

Sometime listening is best Gift, we can give to some one who is going through hard times.

Bari fursat se tumhein dekhta hun,
Bari muddat se tumhein chahta hun,

Meri izzat, mera imaan tujh se hai,
Usi neeyat se tumhein dekhta hun,

Tujhme chhupi meri tamaam khushiya,
Apni puri duniya tumhein maanta hun,

Shayad mil jaaye tujhme khuda mujhe,
Bari hasrat se tumhein poojta hun

The sweetness of chocolate Remains in the tongue for a minute....!
BUT
The sweetness of a Person Remains in the Heart for the whole life

Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
good morning
Good Morning

JaLwa Faroz Bazm-e karamat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
RonaQ Fiza-e Takht-e Shifaat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
Shamm-e Munir Arsh-e RisaLat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
kursi-e La-Makan-e Sayadat Hen FATiMA s.a
"
HAWWA-WA-BUL-BASHAR ki Amanat BATOOL s.a Hen
"
NasL-e MUHAMMEDi* ki Zamanat BATOOL s.a Hen
"
jashn-e MiLad-e ZAHRA s.a MUBARAK

How Sardar professors speak english,
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Gam Na Karna Kabhi Zindgi Me
Kyuki Taqdeer Badalti Rehti Hai
Shesha Wahi Rehta Hai
Bas Tasveer Badalti Rehti Hai

Navak andaz jidhar dida-e-janan honge
nim-bismil kai honge kai bejan honge
tab-e-nazara nahi aaina kya dekhane dun
aur ban jayenge tasvir jo hairan honge
tu kahan jayegi kuch apna thikana kar le
hum to kal khvab-e-adam mein shab-e-hijaran honge
phir bahar aayi wohi dasht-e-navardi hogi
phir wohi paon wohi khar-e-mugelan honge
nasiha dil mein tu itna to samajh apne ke hum
lakh nadan huye kya tujh se bhi nadan honge
ek hum hain ke huye aise pasheman ke bas
ek wo hain ke jinhen chah ke arman honge
minnat-e-hazarat-e-isa na uthayenge kabhi
zindagi ke liye sharminda-e-ehasan honge
umr to sari kati ishq-e-butan mein “momin”
ab aakhiri waqt mein kya khak musalaman honge

Mery Wajood Se Lipti Khushbo Tere Naam Ki Hai
Meray Dil Me Basi Her Ek Dharken Tery Naam Ki Hai
Itna Yaqeen Ker Lay Meray Hamnasheen
Bin Tery Meri Zindagi Baynaam Si Hai

Yoon Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Baitha Hoon
Koi Dekhe Vo Ye Samajhe Piye Baitha Hoon
Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye Rooth Ke Jaane Waale
Main Abhi Tak Tasveer Liye Baitha Hoon

Zindagi Humein Deekh Ke Rohi Akele Ja Ke
Hosh Mein La Ke Humein Kudh Tanhai Mein Rehi
Pagal Thi Zindagi Kuch Naam Se
Le Dard Asa De Ke Gai Bewafai Ke Naam Se

Zindagi Roz Naye Rang Mein Dhal Jaati Hai
Kabhi Dushman To Kabhi Dost Nazar Aati Hai
Kabhi Chaa Jaaye,Baras Jaaye,Ghata Beymausam
Kabhii Ek Boond Ko Bhi Rooh Taras Jaati Hai

Mere sang-e-mazar par farahad
rakh ke tesha kahe hai ‘ya ustad'
hum se bin marg kya juda ho malal
jan ke sath hai dil-e-nashad
fikr-e-tamir mein na reh munim
zindagi ke kuch bhi hai buniyad
khak bhi sar pe dalane ko nahi
kis kharabe mein hum huye aabad
sunate ho tuk suno ki phir mujh bad
na sunoge ye nala-o-fariyad
har taraf hain asir ham-avaz
bag hai ghar tera to ae sayyad
hum ko marana ye hai ke kab hove
apni qaid-e-hayat se aazad

Wo dil hi kya tere milane ke jo dua na kare
main tujh ko bhool ke zinda rahun khuda na kare
rahega sath tera pyar zindagi banakar
ye aur baat meri zindagi wafa na kare
ye thik hai nahi marata koi judai mein
khuda kisi se kisi ko magar juda na kare
suna hai usako mohabbat duayen deti hai
jo dil pe chot to khaye magar gila na kare
zamana dekh chuka hai parakh chuka hai use
“qateel” jan se jaye par iltaja na kare

Tohamaten chand apne zimme dhar chale
jis liye aaye the so hum kar chale
zindagi hai ya koi tufan hai
hum to is jine ke hathon mar chale
kya hamen kam is gulon se ae saba
ek dam aaye idhar udhar chale
dosto dekha tamasha yan ka sab
tum raho khush hum to apne ghar chale
aah bas jee mat jala tab janiye
jab koi afsun tera us par chale
shama ke manind hum is bazm mein
chashm-nam aaye the daman-tar chale
dhundhate hain aap se usako pare
shekh sahib chod ghar bahar chale
hum jahan mein aaye the tanhavale
sath apne ab use lekar chale
jun sharar ae hasti-e-bebud yan
bare hum bhi apni bari bhar chale
ek main dil resh hun vaisa hi dost
zakhm kitanon ka suna hai bhar chale
hum na jane paye bahar aap se
wo bhi aade aa gaya jidhar chale
saqiya yan lag raha hai chal chalao
jab talak bas chal sake sagar chale
“dard” kuch malum hai ye log sab
kis taraf se aaye the kidhar chale

Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mor Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjar Bhi Aate Hain
Aansuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milte Hain
Jo Dhoond Le Ose Wo Zindagi Mein Muskurate Hain

Maujon ka aks hai khat-e-jam-e-sharab mein
ya khoon uchal raha hai rag-e-mahatab mein
wo maut hai ki kahate hain jisako sukun sab
wo ain zindagi hai jo hai iztarab mein
dozakh bhi ek jalva-e-firdaus se husn hai
jo is se bekhabar hain wohi hain azab mein
us din bhi meri ruh thi mahv-e-nishat-e-did
musa ulajh gae the saval-o-javab mein
main iztarab-e-shauq kahun ya jamal-e-dost
ik barq hai jo kaundh rahi hai naqab mein

Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kia Chahti Hai
Bus Ek Teri Wafa Chahti Hai
Kitni Masoom Or Nadan Hai Zindagi
Khud Bewafa Hai Or Wafa Chahati Hai

Zindagi Chahiye Mohabbat Main
Ye Ghari Doo Ghari Ki Baat Nahi
Aap Say Koi Bhi Nahi Pehlay…
Aap K Baad Koi Zaat Nahi….!!

Ishq lamahadud jab tak rahanuma hota nahi
zindagi se zindagi ka haq ada hota nahi
is se bad kar dost koi dusara hota nahi
sab juda ho jayen lekin gham juda hota nahi
bekaran hota nahi be-inteha hota nahi
qatara jab tak bad ke qulzam aashna hota nahi
zindagi ik hadasa hai aur aisa hadasa
maut se bhi khatm jis ka silasila hota nahi
dard se mamur hoti ja rahi hai qayanat
ik dil-e-insan magar dard aashna hota nahi
is maqam-e-qurb tak ab ishq pahuncha hai jahan
dida-o-dil ka bhi aksar vasta hota nahi
ALLAH ALLAH ye kamal-e-irtabat-e-husn-o-ishq
fasale hon lakh dil se dil juda hota nahi
waqt aata hai ik aisa bhi sar-e-bazm-e-jamal
samane hote hain wo aur samana hota nahi
kya qayamat hai ke is daur-e-taraqqi mein “jigar”
aadmi se aadmi ka haq ada hota nahi

Phir mujhe dida-e-tar yaad aaya
dil jigar tashna-e-fariyad aaya
dam liya tha na qayamat ne hanoz
phir tera vaqt-e-safar yaad aaya
sadagi haye tamanna yani
phir wo nairang-e-nazar yaad aaya
uzr-e-vamandagi ae hasrat-e-dil
nala karta tha jigar yaad aaya
zindagi yun bhi guzar hi jati
kyon tera rahguzar yaad aaya
kya hi rizavan se ladai hogi
ghar tera khuld mein gar yaad aaya
aah wo jurrat-e-fariyad kahan
dil se tang aake jigar yaad aaya
phir tere kuche ko jata hai khayal
dil-e-gumgashta magar yaad aaya
koi virani-si-virani hai
dasht ko dekh ke ghar yaad aaya
main ne majanun pe ladakapan mein ‘asad'
sang uthaya tha ke sar yaad aaya

Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal Jaty Hen
Waqt Ki Andhi Ma Insan Badal Jaty Hen
Sochty Hen Tumhe Itna Yad Na Karen Lekin
Ankh Band Karty He Irady Badal Jaty Hen

Awaj K Piche Ki Jo Khamoshi Jan Sake
Mere Sukhi Hui Jindgi M Jo Rang Dal Sake
Meri Dikhai Hui Jindagi Dekh K To Sabhi Haste H
Dhund Raha Hu Koi Isa Shaqks Jo Mere Dard Ko B Pehchan Sake

Bara Kathin Hai Rasta Jo Aasakoo To Sath Doo
Ya Zindagi Ka Faasla Mita Sakoo To Sath Doo
Baray Faraib Khaoo Gay Baray Sitam Uthaoo Gay
Ya Umer Bhur Ka Sath Hai Nibha Sakoo To Sath Doo
Jo Tum Kahoo To Ya Dil To Kia Main Jaan Bhi Fida Karoon
Jo Main Kahoon Bus Ik Nazar Luta Sakoo To Sath Doo
Hazaar Imtyhan , Hazaar Aazmaishain
Hazar Dukh Hazar Ghum Utha Sakoo To Sath Doo
Ya Zindagi Yahan Khushi Ghamoon K Sath Hai
Rula Sakoo To Sath Doo Hunsa Sakoo To Sath Doo

Justaju jis ke thi us ko to na paya hum ne
is bahane se magar dekh li duniya hum ne
tujh ko rusava na kiya khud bhi pasheman na huye
ishq ke rasm ko is tarah nibhaya hum ne
kab mili thi kahan bichadi thi hamen yaad nahi
zindagi tujh ko to bas khwab mein dekha hum ne
ae ‘ada' aur sunaye bhi to kya hal apna
umr ka lamba safar tay kiya tanha hum ne

Paani Se Tasvir Kahan Banti Hai,
Khwabo Se Takdir Kahan Banti Hai,
Kisi Ko Chaho To Sacche Dil Se,
Knunki Yeh Zindagi Phir Kahan Milti Ha

Ishq fana ka naam hai ishq mein zindagi na dekh
jalva-e-aftab ban zarre mein roshani na dekh
shauq ko rahnuma bana jo ho chuka kabhi na dekh
aag dabi hui nikal aag bujhi hui na dekh
tujh ko khuda ka vasta tu meri zindagi na dekh
jis ke sahar bhi sham ho us ke siyah shavi na dekh

Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kammi Chore Jaaien Ge
Aankhon Mein Aanson Ki Nammi Chore Jaaien Ge
Yaad Rakhna Mujhe Doondte Phiroo Ge Aik Din
Jabh Yeh Hum Zindagi Chore Jaaien Ge

Tumhe Kya Pata Kaise Jeete Hai Hum
Zahar Jindagi Ka Kaise Peete Hai Hum

Aa bhi jao ke zindgi kam hai
tum nahi ho to har khushi kam hai
vada kar ke ye q aaya nahi
shahar mai aj raushani kam hai
jane kya ho gaya hai mausam ko
dhup ziyada hai chandani kam hai
aaina dekh kar khayal aaya
aj kal un ke dosti kam hai
tere dam se hi main mukammal hun
bin tere teri ‘yamini' kam hai

Pyar Kar K Kisi Ko Dhoka Nai Dena
Doston Ko Aansuon Ka Tofa Nai Dena
Koi Roye Aap Ko Yaad Kar K
Zindagi Mai Kabhi Esa Mouka Nai Dena

Lab pe aati hai dua banake tamanna meri
zindagi shamma ke surat ho khudaya meri
dur duniya ka mere dam andhera no jaye
har jagah mere chamakane se ujala ho jaye
ho mere dam se yun hi mere watan ke zinat
jis tarah phul se hoti hai chaman ke zinat
zindagi ho meri parawane ke surat ya rab
ilm ke shamma se ho mujhko mohabbat ya rab
ho mera kam garibon ke himayat karana
dard-mandon se zaifon se mohabbat karana
mere ALLAH burai se bachana mujhko
nek jo reh ho us reh pe chalana mujhko





The sweetness of chocolate Remains in the tongue for a minute....!
BUT
The sweetness of a Person Remains in the Heart for the whole life

Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
good morning
Good Morning

JaLwa Faroz Bazm-e karamat Hen FATiMA s.a
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RonaQ Fiza-e Takht-e Shifaat Hen FATiMA s.a
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Shamm-e Munir Arsh-e RisaLat Hen FATiMA s.a
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kursi-e La-Makan-e Sayadat Hen FATiMA s.a
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HAWWA-WA-BUL-BASHAR ki Amanat BATOOL s.a Hen
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NasL-e MUHAMMEDi* ki Zamanat BATOOL s.a Hen
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jashn-e MiLad-e ZAHRA s.a MUBARAK

How Sardar professors speak english,
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Gam Na Karna Kabhi Zindgi Me
Kyuki Taqdeer Badalti Rehti Hai
Shesha Wahi Rehta Hai
Bas Tasveer Badalti Rehti Hai

Navak andaz jidhar dida-e-janan honge
nim-bismil kai honge kai bejan honge
tab-e-nazara nahi aaina kya dekhane dun
aur ban jayenge tasvir jo hairan honge
tu kahan jayegi kuch apna thikana kar le
hum to kal khvab-e-adam mein shab-e-hijaran honge
phir bahar aayi wohi dasht-e-navardi hogi
phir wohi paon wohi khar-e-mugelan honge
nasiha dil mein tu itna to samajh apne ke hum
lakh nadan huye kya tujh se bhi nadan honge
ek hum hain ke huye aise pasheman ke bas
ek wo hain ke jinhen chah ke arman honge
minnat-e-hazarat-e-isa na uthayenge kabhi
zindagi ke liye sharminda-e-ehasan honge
umr to sari kati ishq-e-butan mein “momin”
ab aakhiri waqt mein kya khak musalaman honge

Mery Wajood Se Lipti Khushbo Tere Naam Ki Hai
Meray Dil Me Basi Her Ek Dharken Tery Naam Ki Hai
Itna Yaqeen Ker Lay Meray Hamnasheen
Bin Tery Meri Zindagi Baynaam Si Hai

Yoon Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Baitha Hoon
Koi Dekhe Vo Ye Samajhe Piye Baitha Hoon
Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye Rooth Ke Jaane Waale
Main Abhi Tak Tasveer Liye Baitha Hoon

Zindagi Humein Deekh Ke Rohi Akele Ja Ke
Hosh Mein La Ke Humein Kudh Tanhai Mein Rehi
Pagal Thi Zindagi Kuch Naam Se
Le Dard Asa De Ke Gai Bewafai Ke Naam Se

Zindagi Roz Naye Rang Mein Dhal Jaati Hai
Kabhi Dushman To Kabhi Dost Nazar Aati Hai
Kabhi Chaa Jaaye,Baras Jaaye,Ghata Beymausam
Kabhii Ek Boond Ko Bhi Rooh Taras Jaati Hai

Mere sang-e-mazar par farahad
rakh ke tesha kahe hai ‘ya ustad'
hum se bin marg kya juda ho malal
jan ke sath hai dil-e-nashad
fikr-e-tamir mein na reh munim
zindagi ke kuch bhi hai buniyad
khak bhi sar pe dalane ko nahi
kis kharabe mein hum huye aabad
sunate ho tuk suno ki phir mujh bad
na sunoge ye nala-o-fariyad
har taraf hain asir ham-avaz
bag hai ghar tera to ae sayyad
hum ko marana ye hai ke kab hove
apni qaid-e-hayat se aazad

Wo dil hi kya tere milane ke jo dua na kare
main tujh ko bhool ke zinda rahun khuda na kare
rahega sath tera pyar zindagi banakar
ye aur baat meri zindagi wafa na kare
ye thik hai nahi marata koi judai mein
khuda kisi se kisi ko magar juda na kare
suna hai usako mohabbat duayen deti hai
jo dil pe chot to khaye magar gila na kare
zamana dekh chuka hai parakh chuka hai use
“qateel” jan se jaye par iltaja na kare

Tohamaten chand apne zimme dhar chale
jis liye aaye the so hum kar chale
zindagi hai ya koi tufan hai
hum to is jine ke hathon mar chale
kya hamen kam is gulon se ae saba
ek dam aaye idhar udhar chale
dosto dekha tamasha yan ka sab
tum raho khush hum to apne ghar chale
aah bas jee mat jala tab janiye
jab koi afsun tera us par chale
shama ke manind hum is bazm mein
chashm-nam aaye the daman-tar chale
dhundhate hain aap se usako pare
shekh sahib chod ghar bahar chale
hum jahan mein aaye the tanhavale
sath apne ab use lekar chale
jun sharar ae hasti-e-bebud yan
bare hum bhi apni bari bhar chale
ek main dil resh hun vaisa hi dost
zakhm kitanon ka suna hai bhar chale
hum na jane paye bahar aap se
wo bhi aade aa gaya jidhar chale
saqiya yan lag raha hai chal chalao
jab talak bas chal sake sagar chale
“dard” kuch malum hai ye log sab
kis taraf se aaye the kidhar chale

Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mor Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjar Bhi Aate Hain
Aansuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milte Hain
Jo Dhoond Le Ose Wo Zindagi Mein Muskurate Hain

Maujon ka aks hai khat-e-jam-e-sharab mein
ya khoon uchal raha hai rag-e-mahatab mein
wo maut hai ki kahate hain jisako sukun sab
wo ain zindagi hai jo hai iztarab mein
dozakh bhi ek jalva-e-firdaus se husn hai
jo is se bekhabar hain wohi hain azab mein
us din bhi meri ruh thi mahv-e-nishat-e-did
musa ulajh gae the saval-o-javab mein
main iztarab-e-shauq kahun ya jamal-e-dost
ik barq hai jo kaundh rahi hai naqab mein

Zindagi Se Poocho Ye Kia Chahti Hai
Bus Ek Teri Wafa Chahti Hai
Kitni Masoom Or Nadan Hai Zindagi
Khud Bewafa Hai Or Wafa Chahati Hai

Zindagi Chahiye Mohabbat Main
Ye Ghari Doo Ghari Ki Baat Nahi
Aap Say Koi Bhi Nahi Pehlay…
Aap K Baad Koi Zaat Nahi….!!

Ishq lamahadud jab tak rahanuma hota nahi
zindagi se zindagi ka haq ada hota nahi
is se bad kar dost koi dusara hota nahi
sab juda ho jayen lekin gham juda hota nahi
bekaran hota nahi be-inteha hota nahi
qatara jab tak bad ke qulzam aashna hota nahi
zindagi ik hadasa hai aur aisa hadasa
maut se bhi khatm jis ka silasila hota nahi
dard se mamur hoti ja rahi hai qayanat
ik dil-e-insan magar dard aashna hota nahi
is maqam-e-qurb tak ab ishq pahuncha hai jahan
dida-o-dil ka bhi aksar vasta hota nahi
ALLAH ALLAH ye kamal-e-irtabat-e-husn-o-ishq
fasale hon lakh dil se dil juda hota nahi
waqt aata hai ik aisa bhi sar-e-bazm-e-jamal
samane hote hain wo aur samana hota nahi
kya qayamat hai ke is daur-e-taraqqi mein “jigar”
aadmi se aadmi ka haq ada hota nahi

Phir mujhe dida-e-tar yaad aaya
dil jigar tashna-e-fariyad aaya
dam liya tha na qayamat ne hanoz
phir tera vaqt-e-safar yaad aaya
sadagi haye tamanna yani
phir wo nairang-e-nazar yaad aaya
uzr-e-vamandagi ae hasrat-e-dil
nala karta tha jigar yaad aaya
zindagi yun bhi guzar hi jati
kyon tera rahguzar yaad aaya
kya hi rizavan se ladai hogi
ghar tera khuld mein gar yaad aaya
aah wo jurrat-e-fariyad kahan
dil se tang aake jigar yaad aaya
phir tere kuche ko jata hai khayal
dil-e-gumgashta magar yaad aaya
koi virani-si-virani hai
dasht ko dekh ke ghar yaad aaya
main ne majanun pe ladakapan mein ‘asad'
sang uthaya tha ke sar yaad aaya

Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal Jaty Hen
Waqt Ki Andhi Ma Insan Badal Jaty Hen
Sochty Hen Tumhe Itna Yad Na Karen Lekin
Ankh Band Karty He Irady Badal Jaty Hen

Awaj K Piche Ki Jo Khamoshi Jan Sake
Mere Sukhi Hui Jindgi M Jo Rang Dal Sake
Meri Dikhai Hui Jindagi Dekh K To Sabhi Haste H
Dhund Raha Hu Koi Isa Shaqks Jo Mere Dard Ko B Pehchan Sake

Bara Kathin Hai Rasta Jo Aasakoo To Sath Doo
Ya Zindagi Ka Faasla Mita Sakoo To Sath Doo
Baray Faraib Khaoo Gay Baray Sitam Uthaoo Gay
Ya Umer Bhur Ka Sath Hai Nibha Sakoo To Sath Doo
Jo Tum Kahoo To Ya Dil To Kia Main Jaan Bhi Fida Karoon
Jo Main Kahoon Bus Ik Nazar Luta Sakoo To Sath Doo
Hazaar Imtyhan , Hazaar Aazmaishain
Hazar Dukh Hazar Ghum Utha Sakoo To Sath Doo
Ya Zindagi Yahan Khushi Ghamoon K Sath Hai
Rula Sakoo To Sath Doo Hunsa Sakoo To Sath Doo

Justaju jis ke thi us ko to na paya hum ne
is bahane se magar dekh li duniya hum ne
tujh ko rusava na kiya khud bhi pasheman na huye
ishq ke rasm ko is tarah nibhaya hum ne
kab mili thi kahan bichadi thi hamen yaad nahi
zindagi tujh ko to bas khwab mein dekha hum ne
ae ‘ada' aur sunaye bhi to kya hal apna
umr ka lamba safar tay kiya tanha hum ne

Paani Se Tasvir Kahan Banti Hai,
Khwabo Se Takdir Kahan Banti Hai,
Kisi Ko Chaho To Sacche Dil Se,
Knunki Yeh Zindagi Phir Kahan Milti Ha

Ishq fana ka naam hai ishq mein zindagi na dekh
jalva-e-aftab ban zarre mein roshani na dekh
shauq ko rahnuma bana jo ho chuka kabhi na dekh
aag dabi hui nikal aag bujhi hui na dekh
tujh ko khuda ka vasta tu meri zindagi na dekh
jis ke sahar bhi sham ho us ke siyah shavi na dekh

Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kammi Chore Jaaien Ge
Aankhon Mein Aanson Ki Nammi Chore Jaaien Ge
Yaad Rakhna Mujhe Doondte Phiroo Ge Aik Din
Jabh Yeh Hum Zindagi Chore Jaaien Ge

Tumhe Kya Pata Kaise Jeete Hai Hum
Zahar Jindagi Ka Kaise Peete Hai Hum

Aa bhi jao ke zindgi kam hai
tum nahi ho to har khushi kam hai
vada kar ke ye q aaya nahi
shahar mai aj raushani kam hai
jane kya ho gaya hai mausam ko
dhup ziyada hai chandani kam hai
aaina dekh kar khayal aaya
aj kal un ke dosti kam hai
tere dam se hi main mukammal hun
bin tere teri ‘yamini' kam hai

Pyar Kar K Kisi Ko Dhoka Nai Dena
Doston Ko Aansuon Ka Tofa Nai Dena
Koi Roye Aap Ko Yaad Kar K
Zindagi Mai Kabhi Esa Mouka Nai Dena

Lab pe aati hai dua banake tamanna meri
zindagi shamma ke surat ho khudaya meri
dur duniya ka mere dam andhera no jaye
har jagah mere chamakane se ujala ho jaye
ho mere dam se yun hi mere watan ke zinat
jis tarah phul se hoti hai chaman ke zinat
zindagi ho meri parawane ke surat ya rab
ilm ke shamma se ho mujhko mohabbat ya rab
ho mera kam garibon ke himayat karana
dard-mandon se zaifon se mohabbat karana
mere ALLAH burai se bachana mujhko
nek jo reh ho us reh pe chalana mujhko

Zindagi Me Kabhi Pyar Mat Karna
Ho Jaye To Inkar Mat Karna
Nibha Sako To Isme Kadam Rakhna
Varna Kisi Ki Zindgi Barbad Mat Karnaa

Tabiyat in dinon begana-e-gam hoti jati hai
mere hisse ke goya har khushi kam hotii jati hai
wohi hai shahid-o-saqi, magar dil bujhata jata hai
wohi hai shamma lekin roshani kam hoti jati hai
qayamat kya ye ae husn-e-do aalam hoti jati hai
ke mahafil to wahi hai, dilkashi kam hoti jati hai
wohi maikhana-o-sahaba, wohi sagar wahi shisha
magar aavaz-e-noshanosh maddham hoti jati hai
wohi hai zindagi lekin ‘jigar' ye hal hai apna
ke jaise zindagi se zindagi kam hoti jati hai

Sakht Rahon Mein Ab Asan Safar Lagta Hai,
Ab Anjan Ye Sara He Shehar Lagta Hai,
Koi Nahi Mera Zindagi Ki Rahon Me,
Mera Ye Gum He Mera Humsafar Hai Lagta Hai.

If you sleep with flowing tears from your eyes, then you have loved someone more than what they deserve.

Studying to save semester is a better idea than checking my status !!

Jidhar apna crush hai..Saala udhar pehle se he rush hai
Aur abhi tympass karne ke liye sirf Candy Crush hai

Mujhe 1 Bat Pata Lgi Hai
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Zara Free Ho Ker Msg Karna
Ok.
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Sab Ko Frwd Kro
Dekhna Kitne Log
Pura Msg Nhi Padhte Hain.
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Happy 1st April...

Hum Nay April Fool Manay
To Unko Gosa Aya
Hamra Kiya Kasoor
Zamnay Ka Kasoor
Jisne Yeh Dastoor Banya.
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wah wah wah...

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Sakoon Khatam..
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Aur agar aapka "Mobile" aapki "G>Fi" k hath
aaya to aap"Khatam

Choti Si Bat Jisay Bahut Kam Log Samjtay H
Aasu Tab Nhi Aate Jab App Kisi Ko Kho Dete He,
Ye To Tab Aate H Jab Aap Khud Ko Kho Kar Bhi
Kisi Ko Pa Nhi Sktay.

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..

Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi
C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha...
Engineer's Girlfriend :
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" Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna"

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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Dekh - dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
Tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- Dekh - dekh kya dekh??
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Usi ko dekh - dekh ke to fail hua hu..

Engineering Is like a....
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out......!!

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!"

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le ...

Once a Girl asked a very sensitive & emotional question to his Engineer boyfriend,
"Why we have units to measure
Weight,
Height,
Length,
Money,
etc.
But nothing to measure
Love,
Trust,
Friendship.
Why?
Why?
Why?
The engineer thought for a while, took her in his arms, looking in her deep eyes and said
"Dekh ... ladki.... already meri 3 subject me back hai, ghar pe lagi padi hai...ab tu aur dimaag ki maa baheb mat kar.. .. "

Missing you is my hobby;
Caring for you is my job;
Making you happy is my duty;
And loving you is my life!

Love someone... not because they give you what you need, but because they give you feelings you never thought you needed!




Awaj K Piche Ki Jo Khamoshi Jan Sake
Mere Sukhi Hui Jindgi M Jo Rang Dal Sake
Meri Dikhai Hui Jindagi Dekh K To Sabhi Haste H
Dhund Raha Hu Koi Isa Shaqks Jo Mere Dard Ko B Pehchan Sake

Bara Kathin Hai Rasta Jo Aasakoo To Sath Doo
Ya Zindagi Ka Faasla Mita Sakoo To Sath Doo
Baray Faraib Khaoo Gay Baray Sitam Uthaoo Gay
Ya Umer Bhur Ka Sath Hai Nibha Sakoo To Sath Doo
Jo Tum Kahoo To Ya Dil To Kia Main Jaan Bhi Fida Karoon
Jo Main Kahoon Bus Ik Nazar Luta Sakoo To Sath Doo
Hazaar Imtyhan , Hazaar Aazmaishain
Hazar Dukh Hazar Ghum Utha Sakoo To Sath Doo
Ya Zindagi Yahan Khushi Ghamoon K Sath Hai
Rula Sakoo To Sath Doo Hunsa Sakoo To Sath Doo

Justaju jis ke thi us ko to na paya hum ne
is bahane se magar dekh li duniya hum ne
tujh ko rusava na kiya khud bhi pasheman na huye
ishq ke rasm ko is tarah nibhaya hum ne
kab mili thi kahan bichadi thi hamen yaad nahi
zindagi tujh ko to bas khwab mein dekha hum ne
ae ‘ada' aur sunaye bhi to kya hal apna
umr ka lamba safar tay kiya tanha hum ne

Paani Se Tasvir Kahan Banti Hai,
Khwabo Se Takdir Kahan Banti Hai,
Kisi Ko Chaho To Sacche Dil Se,
Knunki Yeh Zindagi Phir Kahan Milti Ha

Ishq fana ka naam hai ishq mein zindagi na dekh
jalva-e-aftab ban zarre mein roshani na dekh
shauq ko rahnuma bana jo ho chuka kabhi na dekh
aag dabi hui nikal aag bujhi hui na dekh
tujh ko khuda ka vasta tu meri zindagi na dekh
jis ke sahar bhi sham ho us ke siyah shavi na dekh

Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kammi Chore Jaaien Ge
Aankhon Mein Aanson Ki Nammi Chore Jaaien Ge
Yaad Rakhna Mujhe Doondte Phiroo Ge Aik Din
Jabh Yeh Hum Zindagi Chore Jaaien Ge

Tumhe Kya Pata Kaise Jeete Hai Hum
Zahar Jindagi Ka Kaise Peete Hai Hum

Aa bhi jao ke zindgi kam hai
tum nahi ho to har khushi kam hai
vada kar ke ye q aaya nahi
shahar mai aj raushani kam hai
jane kya ho gaya hai mausam ko
dhup ziyada hai chandani kam hai
aaina dekh kar khayal aaya
aj kal un ke dosti kam hai
tere dam se hi main mukammal hun
bin tere teri ‘yamini' kam hai

Pyar Kar K Kisi Ko Dhoka Nai Dena
Doston Ko Aansuon Ka Tofa Nai Dena
Koi Roye Aap Ko Yaad Kar K
Zindagi Mai Kabhi Esa Mouka Nai Dena

Lab pe aati hai dua banake tamanna meri
zindagi shamma ke surat ho khudaya meri
dur duniya ka mere dam andhera no jaye
har jagah mere chamakane se ujala ho jaye
ho mere dam se yun hi mere watan ke zinat
jis tarah phul se hoti hai chaman ke zinat
zindagi ho meri parawane ke surat ya rab
ilm ke shamma se ho mujhko mohabbat ya rab
ho mera kam garibon ke himayat karana
dard-mandon se zaifon se mohabbat karana
mere ALLAH burai se bachana mujhko
nek jo reh ho us reh pe chalana mujhko

Zindagi Me Kabhi Pyar Mat Karna
Ho Jaye To Inkar Mat Karna
Nibha Sako To Isme Kadam Rakhna
Varna Kisi Ki Zindgi Barbad Mat Karnaa

Tabiyat in dinon begana-e-gam hoti jati hai
mere hisse ke goya har khushi kam hotii jati hai
wohi hai shahid-o-saqi, magar dil bujhata jata hai
wohi hai shamma lekin roshani kam hoti jati hai
qayamat kya ye ae husn-e-do aalam hoti jati hai
ke mahafil to wahi hai, dilkashi kam hoti jati hai
wohi maikhana-o-sahaba, wohi sagar wahi shisha
magar aavaz-e-noshanosh maddham hoti jati hai
wohi hai zindagi lekin ‘jigar' ye hal hai apna
ke jaise zindagi se zindagi kam hoti jati hai

Sakht Rahon Mein Ab Asan Safar Lagta Hai,
Ab Anjan Ye Sara He Shehar Lagta Hai,
Koi Nahi Mera Zindagi Ki Rahon Me,
Mera Ye Gum He Mera Humsafar Hai Lagta Hai.

If you sleep with flowing tears from your eyes, then you have loved someone more than what they deserve.

Studying to save semester is a better idea than checking my status !!

Jidhar apna crush hai..Saala udhar pehle se he rush hai
Aur abhi tympass karne ke liye sirf Candy Crush hai

Mujhe 1 Bat Pata Lgi Hai
.
Zara Free Ho Ker Msg Karna
Ok.
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Sab Ko Frwd Kro
Dekhna Kitne Log
Pura Msg Nhi Padhte Hain.
.
Happy 1st April...

Hum Nay April Fool Manay
To Unko Gosa Aya
Hamra Kiya Kasoor
Zamnay Ka Kasoor
Jisne Yeh Dastoor Banya.
.
wah wah wah...

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Sakoon Khatam..
.
Aur agar aapka "Mobile" aapki "G>Fi" k hath
aaya to aap"Khatam

Choti Si Bat Jisay Bahut Kam Log Samjtay H
Aasu Tab Nhi Aate Jab App Kisi Ko Kho Dete He,
Ye To Tab Aate H Jab Aap Khud Ko Kho Kar Bhi
Kisi Ko Pa Nhi Sktay.

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..

Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi
C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha...
Engineer's Girlfriend :
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" Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna"

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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Dekh - dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
Tumhare sath padhti hai,
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.
1st aayi hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy- Dekh - dekh kya dekh??
.
.
Usi ko dekh - dekh ke to fail hua hu..

Engineering Is like a....
.
.
.
.
typical Indian public toilet
.
.
People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out......!!

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!"

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le ...

Once a Girl asked a very sensitive & emotional question to his Engineer boyfriend,
"Why we have units to measure
Weight,
Height,
Length,
Money,
etc.
But nothing to measure
Love,
Trust,
Friendship.
Why?
Why?
Why?
The engineer thought for a while, took her in his arms, looking in her deep eyes and said
"Dekh ... ladki.... already meri 3 subject me back hai, ghar pe lagi padi hai...ab tu aur dimaag ki maa baheb mat kar.. .. "

Missing you is my hobby;
Caring for you is my job;
Making you happy is my duty;
And loving you is my life!

Love someone... not because they give you what you need, but because they give you feelings you never thought you needed!

The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you............... emotional love sms

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.

If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.

Holding your hands, feeling the warmth of our togetherness, sharing sweet secrets of love. Sweetheart, every moment with you seems like an everlasting dream. I love you!........................very emotional love sms

Some people look for a perfect person to love. But, they don't realize that a person becomes perfect when we begin to love them.
Thanks for making me lovable, oh dear love of mine!

Your love is like a flame that lights up my world! Sweetheart, I want your love to shine in my life forever...

You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love.
Sweetheart, you are very very special to me!.........................emotional love sms for girlfriend

If you asked me to cry for you, I could.
If you asked me to die for you, I would.
I’m a lover not a fighter,
but I’ll fight for what I love.
I’m just a Bella looking for my Edward.
You’re the reason
I draw those stupid hearts all over my notebooks.
Every time I look at you, my heart stops…
but I just can’t tell you that I love you..!

Fursat Kise H Jakhamo Pe Marham Lagane Ki,
Nigahe Badal Gyi Apne Our Begane Ki.
Tum Na Chhodna Dosti Ka Hath Kabhi.
Warna Tammna Na Rahegi Naye Dost Banane Ki.

Aasiq ne Rab se pucha:Kyun tu duniya ko pyar ka dushman bana deta hai?
Rab ne hanskar kaha:Tu bhi to Yaar ko Rab maan kr mujhe bhula deta hai.

Ankhein kholun to chehra tumhara ho,
band karun to sapna tumhara ho,
mar bhi jaun to koi gum nahin,
agar kafan ke badle rumal tumhara ho..............................emotional sms for girlfriend

Bicchadte huye yaad de jayenge
khud rone se pehle har khushi de jayenge
tumhe gila hai hum baat nahi karte
wada raha saans rukne se pehle har baat keh jayenge..

A Sweet Relationship Is That
When..
Teri Meri Banti Nahi ..
Par
Tere Bina Chalti Bhi Nahi..!!..........................emotional sms for girlfriend

A very nice line said by a boy 2 his GF-
Tere bina me ye duniya chod to du,
Pr uska dil kese dukha du jo roz drwaze pr khadi kehti h
"Beta Ghr Jaldi aajaana"

kabhi sochu koi phool ho tum
ya gulab ho tum pyar ka nasha chadha de wo sharab ho tum
sau gajal bhi likh du to kam hai tumhare liye itni behad khubsurat lajwab ho tum.

Wo So Jate Hai Aksar Hume Yad Kiye Bager.....
Hume Nind Bhi Nhi Aati Unse Baat Kiye Bager....
Kasur Unka Nhi Kasur To Hamara Hai.....
Unhe Chaha Bhi To Unki Ejazat Ke Bager....

Galatiyon se juda tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi,
dono insaan hain, khuda tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi ... !
Galat fahmiyon ne kar di dono mai paida dooriyan,
warna fitrat ka bura tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi... !!!...............best sms for good relationship

Meri Aankhome Mat Dekh Apna Bana Lege
Na Dilke Karib Aa Mohbbt Sikha Dege
Gehra H Tujse Rishta Itna k
Khwabo Me Aaye To Teri Nind Chura Lege..........................emotional sms for girlfriend

Zaruri Nahi Jo Khusi De Usi Se Pyar Ho..
Dosto..
Sacchi Mohabbat Aksar Dil Todne Waale Se Hi Hoti Hai..!

Koi Toote To Use Sajana Seekho..
Koi Roothe To Use Manana Seekho..
Rishte To Milte Hain Mukaddar Se..
Bas
Use Khoobsurti Se Nibhana Seekho.




Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
.
Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam..
.
Mobile Aaya
Sakoon Khatam..
.
Aur agar aapka "Mobile" aapki "G>Fi" k hath
aaya to aap"Khatam

Choti Si Bat Jisay Bahut Kam Log Samjtay H
Aasu Tab Nhi Aate Jab App Kisi Ko Kho Dete He,
Ye To Tab Aate H Jab Aap Khud Ko Kho Kar Bhi
Kisi Ko Pa Nhi Sktay.

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..

Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi
C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha...
Engineer's Girlfriend :
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
" Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna"

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
.
.
.
.
.
Dekh - dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
Tumhare sath padhti hai,
.
.
.
.
.
1st aayi hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy- Dekh - dekh kya dekh??
.
.
Usi ko dekh - dekh ke to fail hua hu..

Engineering Is like a....
.
.
.
.
typical Indian public toilet
.
.
People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out......!!

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!"

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le ...

Once a Girl asked a very sensitive & emotional question to his Engineer boyfriend,
"Why we have units to measure
Weight,
Height,
Length,
Money,
etc.
But nothing to measure
Love,
Trust,
Friendship.
Why?
Why?
Why?
The engineer thought for a while, took her in his arms, looking in her deep eyes and said
"Dekh ... ladki.... already meri 3 subject me back hai, ghar pe lagi padi hai...ab tu aur dimaag ki maa baheb mat kar.. .. "

Missing you is my hobby;
Caring for you is my job;
Making you happy is my duty;
And loving you is my life!

Love someone... not because they give you what you need, but because they give you feelings you never thought you needed!

The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you............... emotional love sms

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.

If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.

Holding your hands, feeling the warmth of our togetherness, sharing sweet secrets of love. Sweetheart, every moment with you seems like an everlasting dream. I love you!........................very emotional love sms

Some people look for a perfect person to love. But, they don't realize that a person becomes perfect when we begin to love them.
Thanks for making me lovable, oh dear love of mine!

Your love is like a flame that lights up my world! Sweetheart, I want your love to shine in my life forever...

You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love.
Sweetheart, you are very very special to me!.........................emotional love sms for girlfriend

If you asked me to cry for you, I could.
If you asked me to die for you, I would.
I’m a lover not a fighter,
but I’ll fight for what I love.
I’m just a Bella looking for my Edward.
You’re the reason
I draw those stupid hearts all over my notebooks.
Every time I look at you, my heart stops…
but I just can’t tell you that I love you..!

Fursat Kise H Jakhamo Pe Marham Lagane Ki,
Nigahe Badal Gyi Apne Our Begane Ki.
Tum Na Chhodna Dosti Ka Hath Kabhi.
Warna Tammna Na Rahegi Naye Dost Banane Ki.

Aasiq ne Rab se pucha:Kyun tu duniya ko pyar ka dushman bana deta hai?
Rab ne hanskar kaha:Tu bhi to Yaar ko Rab maan kr mujhe bhula deta hai.

Ankhein kholun to chehra tumhara ho,
band karun to sapna tumhara ho,
mar bhi jaun to koi gum nahin,
agar kafan ke badle rumal tumhara ho..............................emotional sms for girlfriend

Bicchadte huye yaad de jayenge
khud rone se pehle har khushi de jayenge
tumhe gila hai hum baat nahi karte
wada raha saans rukne se pehle har baat keh jayenge..

A Sweet Relationship Is That
When..
Teri Meri Banti Nahi ..
Par
Tere Bina Chalti Bhi Nahi..!!..........................emotional sms for girlfriend

A very nice line said by a boy 2 his GF-
Tere bina me ye duniya chod to du,
Pr uska dil kese dukha du jo roz drwaze pr khadi kehti h
"Beta Ghr Jaldi aajaana"

kabhi sochu koi phool ho tum
ya gulab ho tum pyar ka nasha chadha de wo sharab ho tum
sau gajal bhi likh du to kam hai tumhare liye itni behad khubsurat lajwab ho tum.

Wo So Jate Hai Aksar Hume Yad Kiye Bager.....
Hume Nind Bhi Nhi Aati Unse Baat Kiye Bager....
Kasur Unka Nhi Kasur To Hamara Hai.....
Unhe Chaha Bhi To Unki Ejazat Ke Bager....

Galatiyon se juda tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi,
dono insaan hain, khuda tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi ... !
Galat fahmiyon ne kar di dono mai paida dooriyan,
warna fitrat ka bura tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi... !!!...............best sms for good relationship

Meri Aankhome Mat Dekh Apna Bana Lege
Na Dilke Karib Aa Mohbbt Sikha Dege
Gehra H Tujse Rishta Itna k
Khwabo Me Aaye To Teri Nind Chura Lege..........................emotional sms for girlfriend

Zaruri Nahi Jo Khusi De Usi Se Pyar Ho..
Dosto..
Sacchi Mohabbat Aksar Dil Todne Waale Se Hi Hoti Hai..!

Koi Toote To Use Sajana Seekho..
Koi Roothe To Use Manana Seekho..
Rishte To Milte Hain Mukaddar Se..
Bas
Use Khoobsurti Se Nibhana Seekho..!

Hum Ishq Ke Us Muqaam Par Aa Pauche Hain..
Dosto..
Jaha Dil Kisi Aur Ke Bare Me Soche Bhi To Gunaah Lagta Hai..!

Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota ha..............................emotional love sms in hindi

Kabi Dil Ki Kamzori Bankar Reh Jaati Hai..
Kabi Waqt Ki Majburi Bankar Reh Jaati Hai..
Ye Mohabbat Wo Sharab Hai..
Jitna Piyo Pyaas Adhuri Hi Reh Jaati Hai..!

I liked many but loved very few;
Yet no one as sweet as you.
I'd wait in the longest queue;
Just to spend a few moments with you!

Sab Kuch Mila Sukoon Ki Daulat Na Mili..
Ek Tujhko Bhool Jaane Ki Mohlat Na Mili..
Karne Ko Bahut Kaam Thay Apne Liye Magar..
Humko Tere Khayal Se Fursat Na Mili..!

Kab Nikalta Hai Koi Dilme Bas Jaane Ke Baad..
Dard Kitna Hota Hai Bichaad Jaane Ke Baad..
Jo Paas Hota Hai Uski Kadar Nahi Hoti..
Kami Mehsus Hoti Hai Uske Dur Jaane Ke Baad..!

Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Raha Hai..
Koi Meethe Sapno Me Khone Ja Raha Hai..
Aye Chand Tu Dheemi Kar De Apni Roshni..
Mera Koi Apna Ab Soone Ja Raha Hai..!..............................emotional love sms in hindi

Pyaasi Nigaaho Ne Har Pal Unka Deedar Maanga..
Jaise Amavas Ne Har Raat Chand Maanga..
Rooth Gaya Wo Khuda Bhi Humse..
Jab Humne Apni Har Dua Me Unka Saath Maanga..!

Teri khamosi muje is kadar satati hai..
Kuch na keh kar bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai..
Honto se tu chahe kahe na mujse kuch..
Teri ye khamosi mere dilme bada shor machati hai..!

Tu Has De To
Mujhe Bhi Hasi Aati He
Tu Hi To Hai
Jo Mujh Ko Bhati He
Rota He Dil
Tujhse Milne Ko
Kaise Batau. Jaan
Tu Kitna Yaad Aati He

May your birthday be the window which opens a million vistas that help you in the fulfillment of your dreams and accomplishments of your goals! Wish you a very Happy Birthday!

On this special day, may you have:
All the joy, your heart can hold;
All the smiles, a day can bring;
And all the blessings, a life can unfold.
May God bestow you with His bounties and blessings!
Happy Birthday!..................happy birthday wishes

A song in your heart;
A smile on your face;
A spring in your step;
Joys to hold dear;
Loved ones to hold near;
And moments to cherish all through the year.
A very happy birthday to you!

Mountain, rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!.............. bday sms

U r my dream in my sleep;
U r d vision of my eye;
U r d smile of my lips;
U R d beat of my heart;
U R an angel in my prayers;
And u r d light of my life.
Happy Birthday, my love!..................happy birthday wishes

I wish you well, I wish you peace;
I wish you love, I wish you true.
But the most I wish for is a wonderful life for you!
Warm birthday greetings!..............bday msgs

B - Be yourself
I - Invite new challenges
R - Remember past achievements
T - Trust your judgments
H - Have faith in your abilities
D - Desire only the best
A - Affirm your strengths
Y - You've got what it takes
Wish you a happy birthday!..................bday wishes

May God bundle each golden ray of the sun touching you into wishes of success, happiness and prosperity! Have a super duper birthday!

Udas nahi hona qki me sath hu,
samne na sahi aas pass hu,
Palke band karke jab bhi dekhoge dil me,
me har pal tumhare sath hu.

Sirf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi hota.....
Bar-Bar izhar se pyar zyada nahi hota....
Mujhe jaanna hai to meri roohme sama jao....
Sirf kinare se smandar ka andaza nahi hota.....





Ankhein kholun to chehra tumhara ho,
band karun to sapna tumhara ho,
mar bhi jaun to koi gum nahin,
agar kafan ke badle rumal tumhara ho..............................emotional sms for girlfriend

Bicchadte huye yaad de jayenge
khud rone se pehle har khushi de jayenge
tumhe gila hai hum baat nahi karte
wada raha saans rukne se pehle har baat keh jayenge..

A Sweet Relationship Is That
When..
Teri Meri Banti Nahi ..
Par
Tere Bina Chalti Bhi Nahi..!!..........................emotional sms for girlfriend

A very nice line said by a boy 2 his GF-
Tere bina me ye duniya chod to du,
Pr uska dil kese dukha du jo roz drwaze pr khadi kehti h
"Beta Ghr Jaldi aajaana"

kabhi sochu koi phool ho tum
ya gulab ho tum pyar ka nasha chadha de wo sharab ho tum
sau gajal bhi likh du to kam hai tumhare liye itni behad khubsurat lajwab ho tum.

Wo So Jate Hai Aksar Hume Yad Kiye Bager.....
Hume Nind Bhi Nhi Aati Unse Baat Kiye Bager....
Kasur Unka Nhi Kasur To Hamara Hai.....
Unhe Chaha Bhi To Unki Ejazat Ke Bager....

Galatiyon se juda tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi,
dono insaan hain, khuda tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi ... !
Galat fahmiyon ne kar di dono mai paida dooriyan,
warna fitrat ka bura tu bhi nahi, mai bhi nahi... !!!...............best sms for good relationship

Meri Aankhome Mat Dekh Apna Bana Lege
Na Dilke Karib Aa Mohbbt Sikha Dege
Gehra H Tujse Rishta Itna k
Khwabo Me Aaye To Teri Nind Chura Lege..........................emotional sms for girlfriend

Zaruri Nahi Jo Khusi De Usi Se Pyar Ho..
Dosto..
Sacchi Mohabbat Aksar Dil Todne Waale Se Hi Hoti Hai..!

Koi Toote To Use Sajana Seekho..
Koi Roothe To Use Manana Seekho..
Rishte To Milte Hain Mukaddar Se..
Bas
Use Khoobsurti Se Nibhana Seekho..!

Hum Ishq Ke Us Muqaam Par Aa Pauche Hain..
Dosto..
Jaha Dil Kisi Aur Ke Bare Me Soche Bhi To Gunaah Lagta Hai..!

Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota ha..............................emotional love sms in hindi

Kabi Dil Ki Kamzori Bankar Reh Jaati Hai..
Kabi Waqt Ki Majburi Bankar Reh Jaati Hai..
Ye Mohabbat Wo Sharab Hai..
Jitna Piyo Pyaas Adhuri Hi Reh Jaati Hai..!

I liked many but loved very few;
Yet no one as sweet as you.
I'd wait in the longest queue;
Just to spend a few moments with you!

Sab Kuch Mila Sukoon Ki Daulat Na Mili..
Ek Tujhko Bhool Jaane Ki Mohlat Na Mili..
Karne Ko Bahut Kaam Thay Apne Liye Magar..
Humko Tere Khayal Se Fursat Na Mili..!

Kab Nikalta Hai Koi Dilme Bas Jaane Ke Baad..
Dard Kitna Hota Hai Bichaad Jaane Ke Baad..
Jo Paas Hota Hai Uski Kadar Nahi Hoti..
Kami Mehsus Hoti Hai Uske Dur Jaane Ke Baad..!

Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Raha Hai..
Koi Meethe Sapno Me Khone Ja Raha Hai..
Aye Chand Tu Dheemi Kar De Apni Roshni..
Mera Koi Apna Ab Soone Ja Raha Hai..!..............................emotional love sms in hindi

Pyaasi Nigaaho Ne Har Pal Unka Deedar Maanga..
Jaise Amavas Ne Har Raat Chand Maanga..
Rooth Gaya Wo Khuda Bhi Humse..
Jab Humne Apni Har Dua Me Unka Saath Maanga..!

Teri khamosi muje is kadar satati hai..
Kuch na keh kar bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai..
Honto se tu chahe kahe na mujse kuch..
Teri ye khamosi mere dilme bada shor machati hai..!

Tu Has De To
Mujhe Bhi Hasi Aati He
Tu Hi To Hai
Jo Mujh Ko Bhati He
Rota He Dil
Tujhse Milne Ko
Kaise Batau. Jaan
Tu Kitna Yaad Aati He

May your birthday be the window which opens a million vistas that help you in the fulfillment of your dreams and accomplishments of your goals! Wish you a very Happy Birthday!

On this special day, may you have:
All the joy, your heart can hold;
All the smiles, a day can bring;
And all the blessings, a life can unfold.
May God bestow you with His bounties and blessings!
Happy Birthday!..................happy birthday wishes

A song in your heart;
A smile on your face;
A spring in your step;
Joys to hold dear;
Loved ones to hold near;
And moments to cherish all through the year.
A very happy birthday to you!

Mountain, rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!.............. bday sms

U r my dream in my sleep;
U r d vision of my eye;
U r d smile of my lips;
U R d beat of my heart;
U R an angel in my prayers;
And u r d light of my life.
Happy Birthday, my love!..................happy birthday wishes

I wish you well, I wish you peace;
I wish you love, I wish you true.
But the most I wish for is a wonderful life for you!
Warm birthday greetings!..............bday msgs

B - Be yourself
I - Invite new challenges
R - Remember past achievements
T - Trust your judgments
H - Have faith in your abilities
D - Desire only the best
A - Affirm your strengths
Y - You've got what it takes
Wish you a happy birthday!..................bday wishes

May God bundle each golden ray of the sun touching you into wishes of success, happiness and prosperity! Have a super duper birthday!

Udas nahi hona qki me sath hu,
samne na sahi aas pass hu,
Palke band karke jab bhi dekhoge dil me,
me har pal tumhare sath hu.

Sirf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi hota.....
Bar-Bar izhar se pyar zyada nahi hota....
Mujhe jaanna hai to meri roohme sama jao....
Sirf kinare se smandar ka andaza nahi hota.....

KHuda Ka Shukar Hai Jo Usne Khwaab Bana Diye..
Warna Tamanna Tujhse Milne Ki Kabhi Poori Na Hoti................impress a girl sms

Röku Jitna Utni Bagawat Höö,
Lagta Hai Aisa Haal-e-dil Kee...Tum Zaröörat Hö

Log Dekhenge To Afsana Bana Denge.
.
¤ Jaanu ¤
.
Yu Mere DiLMe ChaLi Aao Ke Aahat Bhi Na Ho.!!

Mein Khwabon Mein Tum Se Mila Karta Hun
Hansta Hun Rota Hun Shikwa Gila Karta Hun
Par Keh Na Pata Hun Haqeeqat Tum Se
Ae Sanam Main Tum Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hun...............impress a girl sms

Tere Husn Ko Perde Ki Zaroorat Hi Kya Hai Zaalim..
Kon Rehta Hai Hosh Main Tujhe Dekhne K Baad.?

We always miss some1 in life; only for two reasons:... (¯`v´¯)
Either that person was in your heart or . . . . . . . . . . . . ' •.¸.•´
You always wanted to be in that person's heart..

If Yóu Wanna Win A Girl's heart:
Surprise Her, Give Her Lóng Hugs,
Make Her Feel Safe,
Give Her Fórehead Kisses,
Good mórning Messages,
& góód night Messages.

U r d best girl I ever meet
You r my dream girl spicy sweet
I miss u I need u I love u in deep
You r my passion my heart beat.................impress a girl sms

You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love.
Sweetheart, you are very very special to me!

Dooriyon Se Farq Nahi Parta Hai,,
Baat To Dilo Ki Nazdikiyo Se Hoti Hai,,
Dil Ke Rishte To Kismat Se Bante Hai Dosto,,
Warna Mulaqaat To Jane Kitno Se Hoti Hai..!!

As we all know April Fool Day is celebrated in 1st april. On this day friends sends April Fool Jokes, April Fool SMS to each other. If you wants to celebrate this day then you need some April Fool Jokes for your friends. Today’s we have a unique collection of April Fool Jokes, SMS for our readers.

I Am Fool I Am Fool
I Am Fool I Am Fool
I Am Fool Ok Ok Cool.
I Agree U R Fool
Control Urself
April Fool Wishes.

What Is The Difference
Between A Wise & A Fool?
.
..

A Wise Sends Sms & A Fool
Keeps Reading Them. How
Many Times Have U Read
My Messages?

I Am Your Girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

Theek Kaha Na? In Short
I Am Your S.I.S.T.E.R

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
dekha, ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Fool Tumhe Bheja Hai Sms Me
Jara Khol Kar To Dekhiye…
Dikha Kya???
Nahi Dikha Na???
Are Fool Ye April Ka Fool Hai,
Jo Tumhe Fool Bana Gaya.

Amazing Six Facts-
1. 90% Of People In Myanmar Don’t Drink Milk
2. Snake’s Vision Is Up To 5 Km.
3. A Man Can Touch Sun If His Body
Is Completely Surrounded By Mercury.
4. No Twins Have Been Born Til Now In Greenland.
5. Zebra Doesn’t Have Liver.
.
.
.
.
.
.
6. All The Details Are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“April Fool”.. !

Mil Gaya , Oye Mil Gaya
Mil Gaya
oye Oye mil Gaya
Mil Gaya , Oye Mil Gaya
April main mera SMS padney wala ik or bewaqof mil gia,
HELLO FOOL
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak, Aasmaa
Se Dharti Tak Dharti Se Aasmaa
Tak, Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak
Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak, Aasmaa
Se Dharti Tak Dharti Se Aasmaa
Tak, Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak
Are Bhai, Aage Bhi To Bolo
Hawa Hi Hawa Hai.




May your birthday be the window which opens a million vistas that help you in the fulfillment of your dreams and accomplishments of your goals! Wish you a very Happy Birthday!

On this special day, may you have:
All the joy, your heart can hold;
All the smiles, a day can bring;
And all the blessings, a life can unfold.
May God bestow you with His bounties and blessings!
Happy Birthday!..................happy birthday wishes

A song in your heart;
A smile on your face;
A spring in your step;
Joys to hold dear;
Loved ones to hold near;
And moments to cherish all through the year.
A very happy birthday to you!

Mountain, rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!.............. bday sms

U r my dream in my sleep;
U r d vision of my eye;
U r d smile of my lips;
U R d beat of my heart;
U R an angel in my prayers;
And u r d light of my life.
Happy Birthday, my love!..................happy birthday wishes

I wish you well, I wish you peace;
I wish you love, I wish you true.
But the most I wish for is a wonderful life for you!
Warm birthday greetings!..............bday msgs

B - Be yourself
I - Invite new challenges
R - Remember past achievements
T - Trust your judgments
H - Have faith in your abilities
D - Desire only the best
A - Affirm your strengths
Y - You've got what it takes
Wish you a happy birthday!..................bday wishes


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