naughty shayari in hindi for girlfriend 2017


  1. Aisi Kon see cheez hai jo woman me agay hoti hai or cow me peeche.?

  2. .

  3. .

  4. .

  5. .

  6. Its= ” W ”

  7. W-OMAN

  8. CO-W

  9. Her waqt negative mat socha karo :)

  10. ---------------------------------------------------

  11. Ek bacha apni maa se: Papa ne mujhe kiss nahi ki
  12. Maa: Beta apne ABC nahi sunayi hogi?
  13. Beta: To kaam wali ne konsi sunayi thee…

  14. ---------------------------------------------------

  15. Funny Fact About Cars
  16. Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
  17. peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

  18. ---------------------------------------------------

  19. Dua hai apki achi nokri ho, 1 achi CHOKRI ho

  20. Apko MISS karay, Mujhe KISS karay

  21. Apko PUPPI de, Mujhe JHAPPI de

  22. Apse PYAR kare, Mujhse IQRAR kare

  23. Apke sath ROYE, Mere sath SOYE

  24. ---------------------------------------------------

  25. Diagram in book was not clear..
  26. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
  27. “Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”

  28. ---------------------------------------------------

  29. Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
  30. Boy2. Oh! I know her
  31. Boy1: How?
  32. Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
  33. Boy1: What the hell?
  34. Boy2. During lecture in maths class :)

  35. ---------------------------------------------------

  36. Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
  37. Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
  38. Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
  39. Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye

  40. ---------------------------------------------------

  41. Whatever high the sky may be…..

  42. Whatever wide the River may be….
  43. Whatever green a tree may be…..
  44. just Remember….

  45. IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS!!!!!!

  46. ---------------------------------------------------

  47. It’s the thing that satisfies
  48. Your mind, body & soul!
  49. Do it on bed, on a sofa,
  50. In the car or anywhere!
  51. It’s called Prayer!

  52. God bless your naughty mind!

  53. ---------------------------------------------------

  54. When an APPLE becomes red…
  55. .
  56. .
  57. .

  58. It is ready to eat,

  59. When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
  60. .
  61. .
  62. .
  63. VOTE…!!

  64. ---------------------------------------------------

  65. English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
  66. Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.

  67. ---------------------------------------------------

  68. Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
  69. Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
  70. Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
  71. Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!

  72. ---------------------------------------------------

  73. He came at night, exposed my body,
  74. got on top of me, touched me,
  75. he bit, sucked, swallowed,
  76. when he was satisfied, he left
  77. I was hurt . . .
  78. Bloody…

  79. Mosquito !

  80. -------------------------------------------------

  81. Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
  82. A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
  83. Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi ummeed karta hai…

No comments:

Post a Comment