Naughty SMS Message 2016


  • Roz logon se aapke pange honge,
  • roz aapke ghar mein dange honge,
  • yaad rakhna mujhe sms nahi kiya,
  • !!to aapke 420 bacche honge,
  • aur sab lucche, lafange aur ganje honge.
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  • !CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. 
  • To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
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  • Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, 
  • !get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, 
  • loving urs.....toilet!
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  • !What is the height of Flirting?       
  • When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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  • !!I saw U on ROAD today,
  • U were lukin SO fine,
  • Ur face SO divine,
  • Ur walk SO perfect.
  • My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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  • Machhar ne app ko kata wo uska junon tha 
  • @app ne ush jagah khuja liya wo app ka sukon tha......
  • jaan bujhkar app ne nahi mara ush ko konki ush main app ka khun tha
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  • Wives r incoming calls,
  • @Lovers r outgoing calls,
  • Aunties r Toll-free calls,
  • @Callgirls r Roaming calls,
  • Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
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  • There are 3 chambers in my heart.
  • 1 for God
  • 1 for Dad
  • 1 for Mom
  • @Oh wat about u dear?
  • Sorry no place 4 u in my heart...
  • bcoz
  • You Are MY HEART..
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  • @@A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." 
  • I went over. Nobody was home.
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  • @This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile 
  • please put it on the floor and start jumping on it.
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  • Jise dil diya vo dili cahli gai, 
  • jise pyar kiya vo itli cahli gai, 
  • dil ne kaha kudhkushi karle 
  • @jalim bijli ko hath lagaya bijli chali gai.
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  • @Aap itni badi HASTI hai, itni badi hasti hai, 
  • ki apko dhek kar duniya hansti hai.

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  • A girl and boy were sitting alone,
  • @that boy started touching de girl,
  • Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
  • Boy : ok call me when u r married.
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  • Degrees of girls!
  • @B.A.-Beautiful Angel
  • B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
  • B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
  • B.Com-Beautiful Communication
  • M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
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  • God told me to tell a wonderful persons name, 
  • so i told ur name.but he scolded me saying, 
  • i told u 2say a wonderul persons name, 
  • @bt u told me a wonderfools name.
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  • Jawab to mil jate hai,
  • kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo,
  • forward toh bahut karte ho,
  • @kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo.....
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  • @@Darling
  • Ru know full fom of DARLING ?
  • D = dear
  • A = always
  • R = remembar
  • L = love
  • I = is
  • N = not
  • G = game
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  • @It's better to stay away from girls. 
  • Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, 
  • remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

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  • He came at night,
  • explored my body,
  • got on top of me,
  • touched me,
  • he bit, sucked, swalowd,
  • @when he was satisfyed,
  • he left,
  • i was hurt,
  • BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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  • Hawa ka jonka aya to tum yad aye, 
  • baadal jo chaye to tum yad yad aye, 
  • barish ki bunde giri to tum yad aye, 
  • @ab to meri chatri lota do.
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  • Woman has man in it, 
  • Mrs has Mr in it, 
  • female has male in it, 
  • @Madam has Adam in it, 
  • so girls r always incomplete without boys.
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  • Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
  • @Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
  • Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
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  • Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
  • tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
  • Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
  • @Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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  • @Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, 
  • but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.

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  • Har khushi teri taraf mor doon 
  • tere liye chand tare tak tor doon
  • @khusion k darwaze tere liye khol doon 
  • itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhoot aur bol doon
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  • Based on Newton's 1st Law: 
  • @@Law of Love Love neither can be created nor be destroyed,
  • only can be changed from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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  • To live a life, one need brain, reflex, IQ, 
  • @knowledge, way to expression and many more qualities. 
  • Aapko salam boss U R doing great without it.
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  • Aap hamare dil me anna, 
  • aap hamare ghar me anna, 
  • @par aap meri nindo me na anna, 
  • kyunki hamai bhooto se dar lagta hi.
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  • Bhagvan ne aapko bhukha dekha to khana diya, 
  • pysa dekha to pani diya, 
  • @@neend aayi to bister diya, 
  • our jab akela dekha to mujhe fansa diya.
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  • Jab jab garje badal teri yad aai, 
  • jum ke barsa badal teri yad aai, 
  • bhiga main lekin phir bhi teri yad aai, 
  • @kyo na aye yad ? 
  • tune chatari jo ab tak nahi lotai

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  • Luk at the world as 1 big Chocolate cake.
  • It would Never b complete without Few sweets n nuts. 
  • Sweet like ME & nut like U.
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  • VO shadak ke is par thi, ham shadak ke us par thay, 
  • kuch hum ahgay bade, kuch voh ahgay badhi, 
  • @ham kuch aur ahgay bhade,vo bhi kuch aur ahgay badhi, 
  • ab ham shadak ke us is par thai, vo shadak ke us par thi.
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  • Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
  • Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
  • Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
  • @Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.
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  • Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
  • cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, 
  • ur soft touch against my skin. 
  • @Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas
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  • Barish ki bundo mai tera nahana 
  • laga jese bhains ka keechd mai nahana.
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  • I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed 
  • @and lights are off and we get under the cover together.. 
  • 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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  • @Boy said to girl on the road 'bhag kar shadi karai ya shadi karke bhag jayen'. 
  • Girl said to boy 'tuti hui chapal se mar khayega ya chapal tutane tak mar khayega'.
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  • Always start your day with a lot of... S E X 
  • S - SMILE 
  • @E - ENERGY 
  • X - XCITEMENT 
  • so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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  • I mix Rum in water and got drunk.
  • I mix Brandy in water and got drunk.
  • @I mix WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
  • Now I have decided never to drink water again!!!
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  • News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 
  • 1 was caught watching tv... 
  • @another playing football and 
  • the third one was caught reading this txt message
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  • Aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
  • @khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
  • maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
  • shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya.......
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  • Ek aap ho jo itne cool ho, 
  • Ek aap ho jo itne handsome ho, 
  • @Ek aap ho jo itne sweet ho, 
  • Ek aap ho jo itne lovebal ho. 
  • Aur ek hum hai jo itna jhooth pey jhooth boley ja rahey hai.
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  • In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r nitrates 
  • Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
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  • Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
  • @Save the world so plz start teeth brushing regularly
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  • @Ha haha hahaha hahahaha aha hahahahaha aha kuch nahin bus tumhari shakla yad aa gayi.
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  • Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana.
  • Dulha bechain tha,
  • @sunne ko gana.
  • Dulhan ne shuru kiya...
  • BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA.
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  • Mere dil me raho ya jigar me raho,
  • @umar bhar tum meri nazar me raho,
  • bus itna karam kar dena hum par,
  • mere ghar mat aana, aap apne ghar me raho.
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  • Barish ke mousam mai tum kaymat lagti ho, 
  • kabhi khubsurat to kabhi bhyanak lagti ho, 
  • @udti hai teri julfe jub rimjhim ghataoo mai,
  • balo ki safedi ko daai mai chhupaai lagti ho.
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  • BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,
  • DRINK A FROOTY.... 
  • TAKE HER TO OOTY,
  • REMOVE HER NIGHTY...
  • DO UR DUTY.,
  • AFTER 9 MONTHS ... 
  • @GET A CUTY}
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  • Agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi,
  • agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein,
  • toh sadak par hum bhi nahi,
  • pyar karke kehte ho.....hoon mein shadi shuda,
  • @to kaan khol kar soon lo ...
  • kunware to hum bhi nahi.....
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  • Birds love u,
  • Giraffe love u,
  • Goat love u,
  • Elephant love u,
  • @Go to zoo,
  • They all miss u.

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  • Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, 
  • From birth till my death, 
  • @my feelings 4 u have never changed. 
  • For me, you've always been a headache !













































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