NAUGHTY SMS Message2017


  • Teacher: why are you late?
  • Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
  • Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
  • Student: No, only BULL can do it.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters

  • I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 116 Characters

  • Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
  • Jaago Grahak Jaago!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 172 Characters

  • A notice in a factory for girl workers.
  • "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters

  • Press down.




  • down more


  • deeper



  • more
  • YES



  • ahh



  • ohh




  • yes
  • Almost there!


  • ooh baby


  • faster


  • harder
  • FEEL GOOD?

  • mmmm

  • THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 197 Characters

  • ( ')
  • / / in love !
  • / /
  • ( ) )

  • , ( ') engaged
  • / , '
  • ( ) )

  • married
  • , - - .
  • ( ) )'(, )

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 95 Characters

  • Please
  • ( ) press down!
  • ( ) )

  • ( ')
  • / /
  • ( ) ) oh yeah !!!

  • ( ')'.:,".;.
  • / / ';".',,'
  • / / ooohhh
  • ( ) ) baby ur good!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 127 Characters

  • What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

  • A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 164 Characters

  • A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 167 Characters

  • A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 137 Characters

  • A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 156 Characters

  • A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters

  • A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters

  • One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters

  • 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 160 Characters

  • Sounds women make during sex.
  • 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
  • 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
  • 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
  • 4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 158 Characters

  • Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 103 Characters

  • Why do 90%
  • of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

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  • because....



  • 90% of the
  • boys are
  • right handed..

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 147 Characters

  • In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
  • "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
  • D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

  • He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 163 Characters

  • School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 133 Characters

  • INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 163 Characters

  • Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
  • Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 80 Characters

  • Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
  • Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
  • Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 147 Characters

  • When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







  • VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 179 Characters

  • Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....




  • Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 98 Characters

  • Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
  • Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
  • Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters

  • Girl & Boy were having sex.
  • Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
  • Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
  • Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 200 Characters

  • Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
  • Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 123 Characters

  • Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
  • Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 136 Characters

  • An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
  • Mallika: I go back to my home!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 130 Characters

  • Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
  • Red - Wild,
  • Black - Sexy,
  • Blue - Romantic,
  • Pink - Seductive
  • White - Calm,
  • Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 159 Characters

  • Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
  • Mom: Haan.
  • Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 171 Characters

  • A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 93 Characters

  • Wives r incoming calls,
  • Lovers r outgoing calls,
  • Aunties r Toll-free calls,
  • Callgirls r Roaming calls,
  • Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 138 Characters

  • It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
  • Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 145 Characters

  • Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 184 Characters

  • Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
  • A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 105 Characters

  • Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters

  • Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 125 Characters

  • A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
  • Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
  • Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 137 Characters

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  • o""o (') HELLO!
  • ( '.' )/ /
  • ( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 152 Characters

  • (_,_)2 stay
  • (') Young
  • // +SEXY
  • (,))

  • ) ' (
  • (_,_)DO
  • (,))
  • ) ' (
  • (_,_)THiS
  • //
  • (,))

  • ) ' (
  • (_,_)MÖre
  • (,))
  • (_,_)
  • (')'; OFTEN
  • // ';
  • (,)) '

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 151 Characters

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  • --I SEE U BABY--

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  • SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 154 Characters

  • Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

  • A: magnets have a positive side

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 84 Characters

  • Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
  • Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
  • Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters

  • Mental anxiety,
  • Mental breakdowns,
  • Menstrual cramps,
  • Menopause...
  • Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 132 Characters

  • Which Part...
  • of a man's body
  • has no bone
  • full of veins
  • loves pumping
  • and responsible 4
  • making LOVE!

  • ANSWER:
  • HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 165 Characters

  • A Short thing
  • It gets Longer
  • when U hold it
  • N pass between
  • women Breasts
  • N enters into
  • A hole
  • What is it?
  • 1 min 2 think!
  • Car Seat Belt
  • U dirty mind.

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters

  • He came 2 me 1 nite
  • explored my body
  • licked
  • sucked
  • swallowed
  • & had his fill
  • wen satisfied he left...
  • I was hurt...
  • F***IN MOSQUITO
  • U Dirty Mind

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 162 Characters

  • Skin meets Skin
  • When is that
  • the skin meets skin,
  • hair meets hair
  • n balls disappear..
  • dirty mind
  • its when
  • u BLINK UR EYES

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters

  • When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
  • when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 112 Characters

  • Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
  • te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
  • Sab time-time di gal hai!

  • Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 156 Characters

  • Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
  • Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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