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  1. Waqt khata hai mujhe gwa mat Dil khata hai mujhe laga mat Pyar khata hai mujhe azma mat or aaj ki gfd khati daal daal ghabra mat

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  4. Jab raat ko Baccha nahi sota to uski Maa kehti hai So ja beta so ja SO ja warna Warna Dusra Baccha kaise hoga

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  7. Chot bhoot me difernce chot ko dekhkar maza nikal jata hai aur bhoot ko dekhkar pesab It is my true expernce

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  10. Rab mere yaar tak sandesha paucha de us ke dil me khyal mere liye bhi jaga de mast ho gaya hai wo apni duniya me usko meri bhi jara si yaad dila de

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  13. Class me ek sir ne madam ko kiss dekar kaha Dekho baccho chumne se Aids nahi felta Student Accha ab ye dikhao sir ki Aids felta kese hai gaju
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  17. WIFE Sexy mood me boli Aaj mujhe rassi se bandhkar jo karna chahte ho kar lo HUSBAND ne WIFE ko bandh diya aur NAUKRANI ko thok diya

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  20. jabani tere lund pe is kadar chayi wah wah wah sun to le bhosadi ke jabani tere lund pe is kadar chayi kutte ki gaand bhi tujhe chut najar aayi

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  23. Bahu bura mat manana lekin mere pote ki shakal mere bete se nahi milti Bahu Maa ji meri taangon ke beech choot lagi hai photocopy machine nahi

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  26. Ek ladki station par ek budhhe se Baba peshab karne ki jagah toilet kahan par hai Budhha tehmat utha kar Meri to yeh rahi teri pata nahi

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  29. Her PANTY mein ek raj hota hai Her BRA ko utarne ka ek andaj hota hai Jab tak na lage LUND ki thokar her ladki ko apni chut pe naaz hota hai wah wah

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  31. Negative thinking is as important as creative thinking Coz if Creative thinking invents baby Then Negative thinking invents condom

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  34. Sambha Sardar in DOSTO ka kya karu Jo msg nahi karte h Gabbar Kuch nahi inke hath kaat do aur daily 3 blue film dikhao khud tadap tadap ke mar jayenge

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  37. Mohabbat ko jab log khuda manate hai To pyar karne walo ko kyo bura manate hai jab jamana hi ho patthar dil FIR Pattharo se hi log kyo dua mangte hai

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  40. Aarti Aur Panty Me Kya Similarity Hai Aarti Utarne Se Hume Mann Ki Shanti Milti Hai Aur Panty Utarne Se Hume Tann Ki Shanti Milti Hai

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  43. Chahti Hoon Aap Ko Pyar Du Dosti Pe Apni Zindgi Waar Du Par Jab Tu Miss Call Deta Hai Lgta He Tere Gaand pe Goli Mar Du

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  47. Wo maza na kiss me na sex me na puri duniya k randion me na kubei ke khajanet me jo maza hai subah uthkar gotiyo ko khujlane me

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  50. ek hakim sex ki goli bech rha tha jo ek lega uska lamba hoga jo do lega uka khamba hoga ek admi bola jo tin lega to hakim bola bhai chodna hai ya khodna hai

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  53. Pela peli khela karo rat me jarur hilaya karo tuche pela diya Tumko pela to ye kyal aaya laund murchagaya

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  56. cinema hall me ladki apne boyfrnd se mere baju wala mutth mar raha hai Boy just ijnor him Girl i can t ignore he is using my hand

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  59. Sex se pehle kapde utarte waqt girlfrnd gir gayi Boy JAAN lagi to nhi Sex ke baad kapde pehnte waqt fir giri Boy ANDHI HAIKYA

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  61. Patni arz kiya Jara dhere se chodo sanam mahangai ka zamana hai 2 inc ki chut kn zindagi bhar chalana hai

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  64. Girl Tum mujhe swimming sikhate waqt mere private part me ungli kyo dalte ho Boy wo isliye k agar hole mein pani chala gya to tum doob jaogi

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  67. 2 nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya Bahar aake 1 boli Chal ab kapde pahan le Koi pehchan nahi payega kyuki kisi b bhosdi k ne shakal to dekhi nahi

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  70. Phool murjhate ache nahi lagte aap lund khujate ache nahi lagte koi tow patalo ab bachi mere yaar roj roj tum bathroom may hilate ache nahi lagte
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  73. Aurtan b mil gayian kudian b mil gayian par sade lun nu karar nahi milea bada kuch mil gea tere jan pichho par tere jeha sanu koi jugaad nahi milea

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  77. Aurat Ka Doodh Phat Nahe Sakta Lekin Latak Sakta Hai Iss Liye Pehlay Sochye Phir Nochye Madam Nargis Mummey Group Of Association

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  80. Surf Excel Waly Agar CONDOM Banayen To Unka SLOGAN kya Hoga Daal Do Chala Jayega Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aayega

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  83. Girl Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega Baba Ji Nazrane Ki Jaga Agar Ek Chance Do To 100 Guarantee Hai

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  86. Ek MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha Ladai nichli gali main hoti hai Pakray hum jatay hain
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  89. Boy I am 20years old what about you Girl I am also 20 years old Boy then come to my bed room girl for what Boy for playing 20 20
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  91. TELL ME A THING THAT IS BIG IN LADIES SMALL IN GIRLS AND NOT PRESENT IN KIDS U NAUGHTY ITS ALPHABET L

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  94. Women s life is very hard morning wash clothes Noon dry clothes Evening iron clothes Night open clothes Late night search clothes

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  97. A Lady Curiously Touched PENIS Of Horse Horse Got Excited Jumped Ran Away Horse Owner Bibi jee Ab mera bhi pakar leh Mujhe Mera Ghora pakarna hai

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  100. Sardar and a girl were having s x Suddenly the sardar asked Do you have AIDS Girl said No Sardar said Thank God I don t want to get that again

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  103. Girl Ur Name Boy Black Lion Girl Are U joking Boy No it means Kaalu Singh ur s Girl Soft Underwear Boy Are U joking Girl No it means Komal Chaddha

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  107. SEX karte time Wife Aap bilkul MOBILE jaise ho Husband proudly U LOVE my VIBRATIONS Wife Nahi BASEMENT mein jaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL ho jata ha

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  110. Ek angrez Hindi seekhne hariyaana aaya Kuch din baad woh 2 lines seekh gaya 1 Shukar hai Light AA gayee 2 iski maa ka bho da phir chali gayee

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  112. Suhagrat k 3 din baad jab dulha kamre se nikla to dost bole Itne din suhagrat Dulha bola pehle ye batao salo tel wali shishi me Fevicol kisne dala tha
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  115. Flat ki ghanti baji Andr se awaz aayi kaun Cabel wala iss mahine ka bill lene aaya hun Ladki baad mein aah aa aaahnaa abhi dudh wale ka bill de rahi hun

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  118. Hathi aakhi pruthvi par mara jetlu saktiman ane budhdhiman prani koi nthi Kidi potani panty utarine Le to mari GAND Mari Batav

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  120. Difference Common people buy used vehicle TV house but marry new boy girl Cinema people buy new vehicle TVs bunglaw but marry old man woman
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  123. 2 nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya Bahar aake 1 boli Chal ab kapde pahan le Koi pehchan nahi payega kyuki kisi b bhosdi k ne shakal to dekhi nahi

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  126. Arz kiya hai gaur farmaiyega Na dum tum me hai na tumhari haddi me hai Na dum tum me hai na tumhari haddi me hai Are pyare dum to usme hai jo bina had

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  129. Santa kyo bhai 2 din dhudh dene Q nahi aaya Doodhwala Sahab meri biwi bimar thi Santa to fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata

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  132. 2 meel dur se agar ho jaye unki chut k DIDAR wah wah mat kar lode K pura sun 2 meel dur se ho jaye unki chut k DIDAR LUND aise bhage jaise karizma ZMR

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  136. NEHLE PE DEHLA Ek admi apne padosi se yar teri shakal to bilkul mere lund jaisi hai Padosi Tabhi main kahu Bhabi mujhe dekhte hi apni tange Q faila leti hai
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  139. Mam TRANSPARENT word ka exmple do Boy apke dres me red bra dikh rahi h Mam kuch to sharm karo Boy Tabi to nahi bola k panty fati hui h

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  142. sardar pani me lund dalkar betha tha biwi ye kya kar rahe ho sardar denchod 3 din se lund khada nhi ho raha tha dekh raha hu kahi punchar to nhi h

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  145. Kya baat hai tussi aaj to BADE Attractive Beautiful Cute Decent Intelligent outstanding Ravishing smart Talented person ka msg padh rahe ho

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  148. Ladki apne boyfriend se boli Kal teri yaad me mai itni doob gayiKal teri yaad me mai itni doob gayisusu karne baithi thichaddi utaarna bhul gayi
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  150. AKBAR muje vada kar teri biwi ki pahli kiss mujhe lene dega BIRBAL vada hujur par meri b 1 sarat h A bol B shadi apki bahan se karunga BAD BOY

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  153. 1pandit ki tang LUND ke pas se jal gai DR Burnol or Viagra sextablet Likh di Pandit bola Buenol to smajh me aaya pr Viagra kyu DR Us se Dhoti unchi rheg

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  156. aarz kiya hai jaaneman collegese nikalti he kitabon ko seene se lagaati ho hum kya marr gye hai ki khud hi dabba leti ho

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  159. Kya baat hai tussi aaj to BADE Attractive Beautiful Cute Decent Intelligent outstanding Ravishing smart Talented person ka msg padh rahe ho

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  162. Sugar Mill se kaam ka offer Aaya hai Salary 45 000 House Free Kaam Ye Hai GAND Main Ganna Daal Kar Muh Se Chini Nikalni Hai
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  166. 1 ladki ne apne boy friend se pocha kbhi boobs se doodh piya h Ladka sarmate hue nhi Ladki To bachpan me kya abba ke lund ko chus ke bade hue ho

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  169. If you Fuck any Girl She will Love you Forever but If U Love any Girl She will Fuck Ur Life Forever It is a truth of Life So be a FUCKER Not Lover
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  172. Ek Admi Eye opration k Bad Dr Mujhe dikhai nahi de raha Dr ne Nurse ke kapde utar diye Dr Ab dikha Man nahi Dr Madarchod phir lund kaise khada ho gaya

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  174. Ek Aurat saheli se Mujhe Bachha nahi ho raha Saheli Tumhara pati gandu hoga Aurat Pati kya mujhe to poora mohalla hi gandu lagta hai
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  177. Suhagrat ko Biwi apne Medical Representive Pati se boli ye lund tumhara apna hai n MR kya Matlab Biwi Actually Tum Logo ke paas to sirf sample hota hai

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