New BEST TEXT MESSAGES & SAYINGS


  • You don’t marry someone you can live with. You marry the person who you cannot live without.
  • Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love.
  • Some people don’t get any respect at all because they are asking for the respect they deserve.
  • There is no such a thing as ignorance, but only degrees of wisdom.
  • Traffic. The spell that makes commuters forget they are in love.
  • Love and stars are similar in one way. They keep you looking up every night.
  • It’s better to lose your pride with someone you love, rather than lose that someone with your pride.
  • The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
  • Women fall in love through their ears, and men through their eyes.
  • Home is the only place where one does not get homesick.
  • A person is happy if he has a problem and enjoys solving it.
  • In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.
  • Being happy all the time is kind of boring.
  • Words and hearts should be handled with care… for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.
  • It takes 3 seconds to say I love you, 3 minutes to explain, 3 hours to demonstrate, 3 days to appreciate, 3 terms to produce it, but a lifetime to prove it.
  • The best thing about an enemy is that he tells the truth about you.
  • Say good about yourself and you’ll be called arrogant; say bad about yourself and you’ll be believed.
  • Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
  • It is always a pleasure to listen to persons bragging about their humility.
  • We forgive those who bore us but cannot forgive those whom we bore.
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  • FUNNY AND BEST SMS TEXT MESSAGES AND JOKES

  • We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
  • Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
  • Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
  • Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  • Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • Jesus loves you… everyone else think you’re an asshole…
  • Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis…… ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry.
  • Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!
  • God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
  • Why were males created before females? you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

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