New Dirty Text Message


  • Feeling bored?
  • Wondering, what to do?
  • Open the zip!
  • Enter your hands in between your zip..
  • take out your..
  • book from your bag and study. 




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  • World�s shortest joke:-
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  • Papa, kasam se..
  • Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!! 




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  • Doctor to Female:
  • Kya aap delivery ke time..
  • bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?
  • Female: Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.




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  • Jinke paas hai...

  • woh haath me leke hilate hai,

  • jinke paas nahi hai...

  • woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



  • BOLO KYA?



  • Dirty Mind �� It is �.. TOOTH BRUSH




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  • Larkon ko lrkiyon
  • Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
  • Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
  • Kya?
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  • Socho?
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  • Nahi pata?
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  • Un k pyary pyary bary bary
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  • Baal.
  • Tu Mummay smjha na?
  • saale tharki..




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  • I�m feeling so cold even though I�m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes.




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  • When you hold it a Short thing gets Longer
  • and larger and pass between women Breasts
  • and enters into a small hole Do you know What is it..?


  • One minute to think..



  • It's the car Seat Belt..
  • You dirty mind... :-)




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  • What's An Average 6 Inch Long
  • Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
  • A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
  • Always Think POSITIVE




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  • Fill in the blanks
  • 1.BOO_S
  • 2. _ _NDOM
  • 3.F_ _ K
  • 4.P_ N_S
  • 5.PU_S_
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  • Ans
  • 1.BOOKS
  • 2.RANDOM
  • 3.FORK
  • 4.PANTS
  • 5.PULSE
  • Dirty Mind =P ;)




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  • Your sexy body is too hot to touch...Come have a cool shower with me!




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  • I just bought new underwear and can't wait to show it to you.




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  • In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
  • You Know whose that boy?
  • Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
  • Dirty people always tink dirty.




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  • Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo
  • confuse hota hay
  • magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
  • tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar
  • chala jaye ga
  • phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
  • or phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
  • or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
  • to tum nikal lena apna ATM 



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  • Text: I want to suck you, lick you.
  • wanna move my tongue all over you...
  • wanna feel you in my mouth... yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream.




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  • My legs are missing you in between them.




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  • A short thing
  • its get longer as you hold it
  • and pass between woman's breast
  • and enters into a small hole
  • What is it?

  • Ans. cars seat belt .... you dirty mind




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  • A cute Nurse came for the interview.
  • Dr: What salary U Expect?
  • Nurse: Rs.10,000.
  • Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure.
  • Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000




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  • Man goes to doctors
  • I've been raped by an elephant
  • Doctor looks and says
  • Funny, ur ass is 10 inches Wide
  • But an elephant's cock is only 3 inches Wide
  • Man replies yes, but.... .... . The bastard fingered me 1st




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  • Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
  • Everyone can see it but only you can feel
  • Its true warmth.




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  • Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
  • A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.




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  • He came to me one night,
  • explored my body, 
  • licked- sucked- swallowed and had his fill, 
  • when satisfied he left, I was hurt.
  • DAMN MOSQUITO...




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  • Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
  • Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.




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  • A Couple was sitting in the Garden, Suddenly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing
  • Boy Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi
  • Girl Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.




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  • If you're right leg was thanks giving 
  • And your left leg was Christmas 
  • Could I meet you between the holidays?




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  • I think i should tell you 
  • What people are saying behind your back?
  • Nice Ass...




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  • How Do Boys Propose??
  • Kneeling Down And Propose With A Ring In Hand..
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  • How Do Girls Propose??
  • I Am Pregnant... =P




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  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  • "Me sick, no work"
  • Boss SMS back:
  • "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
  • Two hours later sardar sms to boss:
  • "Me ok, your wife very cute & sweet"

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