New Jokes Best SMS Collection 2016


  • Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
  • Customer : but i bought cigerates from here
  • Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
  • but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.

  •  double meaning sms
  • A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.

  •  non veg sms
  • Girl told to tire mechanize have sex with me. Mechanic told, ok. Come to swimming pool. She asked why? He replied because I can identify the hole only in water

  •  adult punjabi sms
  • biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
  • one girl felt shy and looked down.
  • sardar boy shouted – mam she is copying.

  •  don’t leave me sms
  • T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

  •  adult msg
  • In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady’s breast.
  • Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
  • Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

  •  don’t leave me alone quotes
  • Difference between bad and worse.
  • Bad: when your children find your last night used condom.
  • Worse: when they insist you to blow that balloon for them.

  •  adult sms 140
  • A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?
  • Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.

  •  adults jokes in 140 words
  • Three ladies saw a dog ucking violently.
  • Dr’s wife: they are enjoying life.
  • Lawyer’s wife: no, it’s a rape.
  • Army officer: I think the dog has come on a holiday.

  •  sms for adults
  • Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ and asked does anyone know what this is?
  • Kid: ya, my dad have two.
  • Teacher: two?
  • Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.



  • n army got married first night realizes wife having periods.
  • He telegram to HQ: red alert on front extend leave.
  • DQ: attack from back and report.

  •  non veg msg 2012
  • A boy comes to class with broken specs.
  • Teacher: what happened?
  • Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
  • Teacher: but how did your specs break?
  • Boy: she closed her legs.

  •  sms for boyfriend
  • oy: my age is 20 years.
  • Girl: my age is 20 years also.
  • Boy: so come to my room.
  • Girl: why?
  • Boy: To play 20-20 match.

  •  hot sms in english
  • Difference between power and stamina?
  • Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis.
  • Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries

  •  friendship sms in english
  • Height of recycling: man giving used condom 2 his son to use as a balloon and after bursting giving to his daughter to use as hair band.

  •  double meaning sms
  • Nurse comes in doctor room.
  • Doctor ask: why is your one boobs out of your shirt?
  • Nurse: these medical students never keep the things at place after use.

  •  hot sms
  • Fate is like getting raped; if you can’t fight it learn to enjoy it. Success is like masturbation, it’s in your own hand. Education is like hiring prostitute, it needs both money and talent.

  •  double meaning jokes
  • Why are western guys more advanced than our guys? Answer: they keep their minds in work and penis in pussy, but our guys keep pussy in mind and penis in hand.

  •  dirty jokes
  • Girl enters a sex shop.
  • Girl: where is the duplicate penis section?
  • Clerk: it’s their mam.
  • Girl: how much for this big red one?
  • Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.

  •  romantic sms for boyfriend
  • On first night both man and wife claim virginity.
  • Wife: if this is your first time then how you fucked so well?
  • Man: if this is your 1st time then how you know I fucked so well?




  • 4 stages of love.
  • 1. Hand in hand.
  • 2. Hand in that.
  • 3. That in hand.
  • 4. That in that.
  • Now don’t ask me what is that.

  •  non veg sms
  • Fifa has decided that girls should be goalkeepers for the world cup, because no matter how wide they open, they never lets the balls go in.

  •  hindi adult sms
  • Teacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
  • Boy: my penis in your hand.
  • Teacher slapped and asked what is this?
  • Boy: oh I forget to put space between pen and is.

  •  adult sms 140
  • wo men searching for their lost wife’s.
  • 1st: how does your wife looks?
  • 2nd: 5.9 heights, 36-24-36, fair, blue eyes, sexy, what is yours?
  • 1st: forget mine, let’s search yours.

  •  short adult jokes
  • Two kids were lying on bed in same basket.
  • 1st: I am boy and you?
  • 2d: I don’t know.
  • 1st: wait I will see. He went into the blanket and said, you are a girl.
  • 2nd: how did you know?
  • 1st: because my socks are blue and your socks are pink.
  • Moral: improve your thoughts for god sake.

  •  adult jokes
  • Boy: can i touch your software
  • girl: first show me your hardware
  • boy: should i install it in your system
  • girl: cover it with antivirus and then install.

  •  adult sms 140 words
  • Aids awareness slogan:
  • Cover ur stump b4 u pump
  • dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
  • AIDS is no joke
  • wrap b4 u poke
  • dont be fool
  • condomize ur tool…

  •  hindi adult jokes
  • Duty- if done with ur wife..
  • Art- if done with ur love..
  • Education- if done with a virgin..
  • Tution- if done with ur teacher..
  • Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
  • Science- if done with a fertile lady..
  • Business- if done with a prostitute..
  • Social work – if done with ur neighbour
  • Charity- if done with a widow
  • Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand

  •  free adult jokes
  • A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver’s window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “Yes Officer?”

  • “What are you doing?” the policeman asked. “What does it look like?” answered the young man. “I’m reading this magazine.” Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, “And what is she doing?” The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting.”

  • “And how old are you?” the officer then asked the young man. “I’m nineteen,” he replied. “And how old is she?” asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, “Well, in about twelve minutes she’ll be sixteen.”

  •  free adults jokes
  • Lady: Dr.! How long is it before I can resume my normal Sex Life?
  • Doctor (shocked): You are the first one to ask me that after a tonsil-operation!



  • The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10 percent enters the female.
  • And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?

  •  dirtyadultjokes
  • Ek balatkari narak jata hai.
  • Yamraj-Fry him in oil.
  • Aftr 4hrs
  • Yam-Ab tk fry nhi kiya?
  • Dasi- chulha jalane k liye bhi jhuko to ye Gand marna shuru kar diya

  •  dirty jokes hindi 140
  • Sexy police wali ne suhagrat k dusre din pati se 800 Rs jurmana manga, Pati- kis chij ke, patni – 100 Rs over speed 300 Rs wrong side or 400 Rs bina helmet ke

  •  adult joke double meng sms hindi
  • Kya baat he cho0t par 1 bhi baal nhi he? Madarch0d tu 5000 khrch krke ch0dne aya he ya meri cho0t par kangi karne aaya hai.

  •  adult hindi jocks
  • Pregnt Lady chhat pe
  • Tange khol k leti hui thi
  • Santa: ye kya ho rha hy?
  • lady: Dr ne kaha hy k
  • Tazi hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi he.

  •  adult hindi jock
  • 2 Behne Thi
  • Badi Behan K Pati Ka Chota Tha & Choti Behan k Pati Ka Bada Tha
  • Choti Tadap-2 K Mar Gyi & Badi Taras-2 K Mar Gayi

  •  hindisms
  • Ek Admi Muthiya Mar RahaTha
  • Achank Biwi Aa Gayi
  • Biwi:kya ho raha H?
  • Aadmi:BANSURI Baja Raha Tha
  • Biwi: Mera SHANKH Padosi bajayega kya?

  •  adult jokes hindi
  • Santa Ne Suhag Raat Ko
  • Biwi Se Pucha-
  • Kya Tum Virgin Ho?

  • Biwi-Ji,Magar Piche Se!
  • Aur Tum?

  • Santa-Me Bhi,
  • Magar Age Se

  •  sms jokes in hindi 140 words funny
  • Miranda Condm:Zor ka Jhtka Dhire Se Lge
  • MRF Condm:Xtra Rubr Xtra Milage

  • MOOV Condm:Aah se Aaha Tk

  • IODEX Condom:Andr Tk Jae Aram Dilay

  •  jokes in hindi
  • GIRL:Darling,Mujse Shaadi Kab Karoge?
  • BOY:Are Pagli.Do idli Aur Ek Mendu Vada Ke Liye Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?





  • Zindagi kya hai Arman Bhosdi ka

  • Aaurat ke Pichhe Pda Insaan Bhosdi ka

  • Plastic ka LUND or Silicon ki CHUT
  • Kya-2 Bna rha hai Japan Bhosdi ka…

  •  joke in hindi language
  • Muddt Se Thi JinKi Lene Ki Aas
  • Deedar-e-Choot Ko Dil Main Dba Dia
  • KisiNe Di Khabr Unk Cudne Ki Rat Ko
  • Itni Lgai Muth K Apna Topa Tk Suja Lia

  •  hindi sms hot
  • Rajni Malika se:i want 2marry u
  • M:i will marry only that guy who has penis of 8 inches
  • R:ok no problem i will cut 4inches for u..

  •  english sms jokes
  • I want to suck you
  • lick you
  • wanna move my tongue all over you
  • wanna feel you in my mouth
  • yep, that’s how you
  • eat an ice cream!

  •  adult sms hindi me
  • Police wala or fauji ek saath train me safar kr rahe thy.

  • Police: Ap chutti pe ja rahe he?

  • Fauji: Han wife ki delivry he.
  • Police: Kitne din baad ghr ja rahe ho?
  • Fauji: 2 saal baad.
  • Police: Phr to hone wala bacha harami hoga
  • Fauji: Mjhe konsa ghr rkhna hai police me bharti kr doon ga…

  •  adult sms collection in hindi
  • A Lady lost here panty in the home
  • She blamd Nukrani in front of her husband

  • Nukrani replied: Sahab G apko to pata hai main nichay kuch nai pehnti.

  •  adult joks hindi
  • ChAndA
  • Mou KhoLo
  • ThorA Or
  • Or
  • ThorA sA Or
  • Bus!
  • __
  • ( “.)
  • < )_, - - .(." ) LL ( >
  • DO THE DEW.

  •  adult jokes sms hindi
  • Nargis 2 doctor:My Hole Is 2 Big
  • DR Looks In Hole Says My Goodness,Goodness,Goodness.
  • Nargis:Y R U Repeting Words?
  • DR:Repeat Nahi kar raha,Awaz Goonj rahi ha ;-

  •  adult jokea hindi
  • Shalwaari-Saanp’
  • “Dunia ka 1 Khatarnak Saanp hy jis ka
  • -Rang White/brown/ black
  • -Aam lambai 4″ to 8″
  • -Jism Narm/Hard
  • -Temperature Garam
  • -Aam tor pr bed Rooms me ladies ki tangon k beech me kaat leta hy
  • -is ka zeher 9 maah tk pait ko suja deta hy
  • -iski Peshawari qism mardon ko b kaat’ti pakri gai hy

  •  adult jokes sms hindi
  • Mehboob Mere
  • Mehboob Mere
  • Teri Masti me
  • Muje Jeene day
  • Boht Doodh
  • ( . ) ( . ) hai
  • ) . ( tere
  • ( ¥ )
  • seenay me
  • Muje Daba-Daba
  • Ke pene de..





  • For a woman every man is terrorist. 1st he attacks her twin towers: then destroys her pentagon and then puts missile in her bunker+ 2 grenades at the gat.

  •  very funny joke in hindi in 2012
  • Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
  • Dentist:
  • “Madam U r holding my balls !”

  • Lady:
  • “I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “

  •  romantic sms in hindi 3
  • BOY:
  • main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • GIRL:
  • seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!

  •  nonveg sms in hindi 140 words
  • Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

  • Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

  • Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove

  • Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?

  • Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.

  • Pathan: can i fuck u?
  • Girl:No their are my menses period.

  • Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
  • ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

  •  hindi jokes 2012
  • Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
  • Paawangi”
  • Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga

  • Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

  •  funny jokes in hindi 140 words
  • Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
  • Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
  • Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!

  •  adult jokes hindi
  • Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.

  •  hindisms
  • Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
  • Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
  • Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
  • Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

  •  desi adult sms
  • Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
  • Doctor,
  • main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
  • Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.

  •  adults jokes sms in hindi
  • Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
  • Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
  • Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.






  • Doctor to Old Man!
  • Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

  • Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
  • Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,

  •  hindi adults jokes in hindi
  • Husbnd in susral
  • teling 2 wife:
  • ao sex karen
  • wife: Nahi ye mery
  • baap ka ghar hy
  • sharm ati hy mujy,
  • Husbnd:mery baap
  • ka ghar koi chakla hai
  • jo roz tyar hoti
  • ho..

  •  hot hindi jokes
  • A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.
  • Plane says:” yaar rocket tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate
  • ho?”
  • Rocket replies “yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke peeche AAG lagi
  • ho….”

  •  joke in hindi language
  • A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train.
  • The Lady next to him asked,”Are they your BABIES.”
  • The Person said ,”NO, I own a condom factory & these are
  • customers complaints”

  •  nonveg jokes in hindi 2012
  • Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
  • Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
  • Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.

  •  sms jokes in hindi 140 words funny 2011
  • Man: Sex ho jaye?
  • Wife: No.
  • Man: Jewellary le dunga.
  • Wife: No.
  • Man: Car le dunga.
  • Wife: No, No, No.
  • Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

  •  adult hindi 140 sms
  • Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han,
  • bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
  • Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai
  • te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han

  •  adult hindi jock
  • Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
  • Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
  • Doosra Sona,
  • aur Tisra,
  • Mona ke saath Sona.

  •  adult jokes in hindi jan 2012
  • Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2 thappad lagaye,
  • es par father bole kya hua?,
  • kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha kitne admi the

  •  adults hindi joke
  • Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
  • Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
  • Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
  • Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.



  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  • “Me sick, no work”
  • Boss SMS back:
  • “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
  • 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  • “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

  •  adult sms in hindi 140 character
  • 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
  • 1st went in and came out n said
  • “Na my wife is better.”
  • 2nd went in and came out n said
  • “U R right ur wife is much better.”

  •  adults hindi jokes
  • 3 FEELINGS
  • what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
  • Stress is when wife is pregnant,
  • tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
  • panic is when both r pregnant

  •  adults jokes sms in hindi
  • us ne kaha or dabao,
  • main dabaya,
  • us ne kaha or dabao,
  • main ne or dabaya,
  • us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
  • main ne phir dabaya,
  • us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
  • main ne phir dabaya . . .
  • dekha ho gya na suit case band

  •  adults sms in hindi 140 words
  • 2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
  • 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
  • 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

  •  dirty sms in hindi
  • teri sula ke lu?
  • ya bitha ke lu?
  • ya tujhe karu khada
  • ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
  • ab tu hi bata
  • ki mein teri…
  • photo kaise lu

  •  desi adult sms
  • Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
  • gaye.
  • Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
  • Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
  • nahi hai, kal aayenge

  •  awesome adult jokes 2
  • Aaj Kal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kar

  • Apne Boy Friend K Sath So Jati Hain
  • Galib

  • Daag To Chala Jaye Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Aaye Ga…!!

  •  archive of love text messages
  • Suhagrat

  • 12am Kiss
  • .
  • 1am Kapre uttaro
  • .
  • 2am Bra kholo
  • .
  • 3am Shalwar uttaro
  • .
  • 4am
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Ehtalam ho gya
  • .
  • .
  • Ab uuth jao ur naha lo
  • SAPNA pura hova

  •  alone quotes in hindi
  • LUND KI MAHIMA
  • LUND JB PRACHAND HO
  • CHUT KHAND KHAND HO
  • LUND TUM DATE RAHO
  • CHUT PAR CHADE CHALOSAMNE DARAR HO
  • JHAT KA PAHAD HO
  • LUND TUM RUKO NAHI
  • LUND TUM JUKO NAHI



  • Husband: Jaan Dedo Boht Mood Horaha Hy

  • Wife: Nai Aaj Nai

  • Husband: Aajao Yar

  • Wife: Nai Na

  • Child: Papa Muth Maar K So Jao,

  • Shor Nai Karo Subha School Jana Hai.

  •  adults jokes in hindi sms
  • Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
  • Ghar A kar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai.

  • ?

  • ?
  • BOLA:
  • Aaj Se Tu DSP k sath Soe gi….;-)

  •  adultmsg 2
  • Beta:
  • Papa Ye Bollywood Or Hollywood Bole To Kya?

  • Baap:
  • Bete Jo Ladki Ball Se Khelne De
  • Wo BOLLYWOOD

  • Aur Jo Holl Se Khelne De
  • Wo Hollywood

  •  adulthindi jokes
  • 2 logon ka aap kuch nai bigaar saktay

  • 1. Jo moo pr jhoot bolay. . .

  • 2. Jo dariya k paar khara hokar aapko lun dikhaye .

  •  adult.jokes.hindi
  • Aik Khoobsurat Soch…

  • Hamesha Samjhota Karna Seekho,

  • Kyu Ke Thora Sa Jhuk Janay Se

  • Paisay Ziada Miltay Hein..

  • Aur Agar Ziada Jhuko,

  • To Paisy Aur ziada.

  •  adult sms picture messages
  • n bus lady-Bhaisab thoda
  • piche hoke khade hoyiye
  • man-Bhenji Piche se dhakka aa raha hai
  • Lady-bhosdike 3 bacho kimaa hu Dhakke OR Ghisne me Fark samjhti hu

  •  adult sms picture
  • Boy:
  • You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
  • Without You Life Is Cloudy,
  • You Are In My Heart
  • Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

  •  adult sms jokes
  • A short thing
  • its get longer as u hold it
  • & pass between woman’s breast
  • & enters into a small hole
  • What is it?
  • Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

  •  adult sms in 140
  • Q: Who is senior,
  • PENIS or VAGINA.

  • A:VAGINA
  • b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

  •  adult sms collection
  • Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
  • Boy2.Oh! I know her
  • Boy1:How?
  • Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
  • Boy1:What the hell?
  • Boy2.during lecture in maths class

  • Think +ve:





  • little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
  • mummy: why god is both girl and boy
  • little boy: mummy is god black or white?
  • mummy: why god is both black and white
  • little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
  • mummy: why god is both gay and strait
  • little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

  •  adult jokes 140
  • Kid: Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
  • Mom: Prayer krna to achi bat hai
  • Kid: dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
  • “OH GOD, OH GOD”

  •  adult joke hindi
  • boy: main tere waste bangles lake aaya haan
  • Girl: tu hi puwade hun
  • Boy: je menu tera response pata hunda ta main panti lake aunda

  •  adult joke hindi
  • boy: main tere waste bangles lake aaya haan
  • Girl: tu hi puwade hun
  • Boy: je menu tera response pata hunda ta main panti lake aunda

  •  adult joke 140 carektar
  • I was nervous at first,
  • it was big & long it went straight up,
  • i had 2 try it,
  • i eased myself onto it i liked it.
  • I went up & down on it ….

  • NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!!!!!!!!!

  •  adult hindi sms 140 words
  • 3 log marne k bad Jannat k darwaze par pahuche
  • 1st bola – me Molvi hu mene zindagi bhar ibadat ki mujhe andar ane do
  • Awaz ayi – next
  • 2nd – me doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki help ki mujhe andar ane do
  • Awaz ayi – next
  • 3rd – mein shaadi shudha hun
  • Awaz ayi – Bas kar, rulayega kya, chal andar aja.

  •  adult funny jokes in hindi
  • Pappu Santa c kothe ki sedhiyo par mil gya
  • pappu: Papa aap yaha kya kar rahe ho?
  • Santa: yaar ab 200-300 Rs k peche tere mummy k nakhre nhi sahe jate

  •  adult dirty sms
  • Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

  • loving urs…..toilet!

  •  2012 sweet smile sms messages
  • Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

  • S – SMILE

  • E – ENERGY

  • X – XCITEMENT

  • so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

  •  140words adult jokes 2
  • A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!




  • how is sex related to math?

  • add two person and a bed

  • subtract cloths

  • divide the legs

  • multiply the strokes

  • and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

  •  140 character adults sms
  • Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:

  • What is “Nitrate” ?

  • Larki sharma k boli:

  • Sir,
  • Rs.1500/=

  •  sms romentic
  • Always remember:

  • When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
  • “SHE HAS TO”

  • But

  • When HE cancels a date, it is because..
  • “HE HAS TWO” 😉

  •  romantic msg
  • There are 4 ways to enjoy love,

  • 1. Hand in Hand.
  • 2. That in hand.
  • 3. Hand in that.
  • 4. That in that.

  • Now dont ask me what is that.. :-)

  •  romantic messages
  • 4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
  • A RAPIST
  • A MURDERER
  • A PSYCO
  • &GAY.
  • RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”

  • THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”

  • THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”

  • THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..

  • “MEOOWN”

  •  romantic hot sms
  • Girls r crazy about 4 things..

  • 1) shopping
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • 2) cell phone
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • 3) chocolates
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • 4)_____ (look down…)

  •  adult non veg sms
  • There are 2 types of hooks

  • 1st is cricket hook
  • &
  • 2nd is brazer hook

  • 1st is used to send ball outside the boundry
  • &
  • 2nd is to control balls inside the boundry.x!;)

  •  english adult jokes
  • All girls are beautiful, after the
  • lights are switched off.
  • – Shakespeare.

  • All boys are innocent before the
  • lights are off.
  • – Shakespeare’s wife…

  • Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

  • woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

  • demonstration?;)

  •  english friendship sms
  • A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear





  • AM I CUTE? TEST
  • call, if i m cute
  • miss call, if i m gorgeous
  • Text back if i m pretty
  • Text a joke if i m charming
  • Just ignore if u r jealous

  •  adult sms download
  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  • “Me sick, no work”
  • Boss SMS back:
  • “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
  • 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  • “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

  •  adults jokes sms
  • A woman married a one legged man.

  • She wrote to her mother:

  • “My husband only has ONE FOOT”.

  • Her Motherreplied:

  • “You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”

  •  dirty sms
  • A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
  • A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
  • So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
  • And Give your tongue some exercise

  •  dult sms in 140 words hindi
  • Husband: Darling, G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge

  •  adult short jokes
  • Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

  •  june sms in english
  • May times, ppl say that d women species talk too much

  • but dere’s no problem, bcoz d male ear is selective

  • Example:

  • wen d women say:
  • this house is a mess, honey
  • U n I need 2 clean this
  • Ur stuff is all on d floor
  • U will b without clothes
  • If u don’t wash them NOW

  • The male ear only understand:

  • bla bla bla, honey
  • bla bla bla, U n I
  • bla bla bla, on the floor
  • bla bla bla, without clothes
  • bla bla bla, NOW!!

  •  hindi hot sms
  • Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board.
  • Lady teacher rubs it off.
  • Next day he draws a bigger one & writes:
  • ‘jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga…’

  •  english sms love messages
  • Tchr : pasive me badlo!
  • “bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain”
  • stdnt : “sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain”

  •  double meaning joke adult
  • Tchr : pasive me badlo!
  • “bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain”
  • stdnt : “sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain”





  • A punjabi bra ad:
  • Har kudi di pehli pasand “soniya bra”
  • hun 6 size wich
  • 1.small
  • 2.medium
  • 3.large
  • 4.oye hoye!
  • 5.hai o rabba!
  • 6.oh tei maa dee!

  •  awesome jokes for adults
  • Pathan was teaching his kid
  • how 2 masturbate..
  • Kid says – “this is gr8 fun dad!”
  • Pathan said – yes, n wen u get 13
  • u can use ur own cock

  •  adult msg in 140 words
  • Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya
  • Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya
  • Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye
  • Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?

  •  sms hindi adults 140 words
  • A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS

  •  romantic sms for boyfriend
  • Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : “tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai”, Aadmi ne bola “mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai”

  •  non veg msg 2012
  • Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?”
  • Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.

  •  love sms text messages
  • Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
  • Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
  • Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
  • Taiyar ho jati hai.

  •  hindi adults sms
  • Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli “shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.

  •  hindi adult sms 140 words
  • Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
  • Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
  • Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?

  •  double meaning hindi sms
  • Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
  • Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
  • Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
  • Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!
  • Best Of Luck.




  • Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To “Download….. Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About to “Transfer”, We Realised That Non Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall” It Was Too Late To hit “Delete….. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Appeared Saying”You Have Got A Male” ….

  •  adults jokes in hindi
  • Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-
  • kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
  • Girl panti utarkar boli-
  • jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.

  •  adults hindi sms
  • Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
  • Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
  • Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
  • pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!

  •  adult hindi joke
  • LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
  • Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
  • Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.

  •  please don’t leave me quotes
  • A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
  • Doctor asked: why?
  • Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.

  •  adult sms in hindi
  • Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
  • Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
  • Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

  •  non veg sms
  • Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
  • A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,
  • HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

  •  love messages
  • UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
  • When girls wear tight fittings,
  • Neither they are
  • Comfortable
  • Nor
  • Boys are comfortable�. !!

  •  don’t leave me alone quotes
  • Two prostitutes were talking:
  • We’re in the best business in the world
  • Why’s that then?
  • Well, we’ve got it, we sell it, and we’ve STILL got it!

  •  adults hindi sms 140 words
  • A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
  • Friend: How was ur first night?
  • Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
  • 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet




  • Calories burnt by sex:
  • Lying down: 90cal
  • Stnding up: 492cal
  • Dog style: 326cal
  • 2nd round: 824cal
  • Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.

  •  adult sms collection
  • Man marries deaf Girl-
  • He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I’ll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO….!

  •  short adult jokes
  • In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady’s breast.
  • man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
  • lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.

  •  non veg sms in english
  • Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
  • Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I’ll loose my business for 9 months…..

  •  hot hindi sms
  • Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :
  • 1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,
  • 2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,
  • 3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,
  • 4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali

  •  adult sms hindi
  • Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
  • aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
  • Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
  • maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

  •  hindi dirty jokes
  • Ek Kaala husband apni biwi se bola

  • ‘Mujhe bachcha achha chahiye.’

  • Biwi- dekhoji, choice is yours
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Achha chahiye, ya Apna chahiye ???

  •  dirty jokes in english
  • biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
  • one girl felt shy and looked down.
  • sardar boy shouted – mam she is copying.

  •  adult hindi jokes
  • Pehlay kiss karo…
  • phir bister per laitao…
  • phir dono tangein uper kark….
  • thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…

  • ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
  • pamper change kerdo……

  •  adult jokes hindi
  • dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

  • ah
  • oh

  • dheere
  • ah

  • mar gayi
  • ah
  • oh

  • ahah

  • chal ab bas kar

  • 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon




  • Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

  • Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

  • Kuch lena tha usay…

  • Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

  • Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

  • Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

  • Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
  • Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

  •  don’t leave me quotes
  • Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
  • Hont milay chuswany ko,
  • Mammay milay dabwanay ko,
  • Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.

  • Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???
  • so hilao…

  •  adults jokes in hindi 140 words
  • 3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
  • pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…

  • doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….

  • teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
  • awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..

  •  adult sms chat
  • Doctor: Kya taklif hai?

  • Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.

  • Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

  •  adult hindi sms
  • barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
  • dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
  • to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
  • neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho.

  •  sms jokes in hindi 140 words funny
  • Pehlay hath mein pakro!
  • ..
  • Phir thook lagao?
  • ..
  • Phir Seedha karo? ?
  • ..
  • Phir andar ghussao???
  • ..
  • Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. 😉

  •  romantic sms for boyfriend
  • conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
  • lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
  • conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

  •  nonvejsms
  • Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
  • boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
  • bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
  • par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

  •  non veg msg 2012
  • PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
  • SON : papa may bataoo
  • PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
  • SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
  • PAPA : ohh haan
  • SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

  •  double meaning hindi sms
  • dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

  • ah
  • oh

  • dheere
  • ah

  • mar gayi
  • ah
  • oh

  • ahah

  • chal ab bas kar

  • 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon




  • Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
  • Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
  • uper se 15000 kamata hai
  • lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
  • 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
  • kamati hai!

  •  birthday jokes for adult
  • thora sa karne do
  • Plz thora sa karne do
  • kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
  • bus thora sa karne do
  • aik chota sa sms

  •  adults sms in hindi 140 words
  • Hila zor se hila
  • hila pura hila
  • dil se hila
  • sabke samne hila

  • jitna hilaogay utna
  • maza ayega

  • warana halwa jal jayega:P

  •  love messages
  • aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
  • Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
  • Pakray hum jatay hain…!!! q?

  •  adult hindi joke
  • Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide

  • 1. Boil nhi karna parta
  • 2. Kharab nhi hota
  • 3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
  • 4. Dil kash packing main
  • 5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

  •  non veg sms
  • Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
  • Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
  • In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.

  •  adult sms collection
  • Man: Kiss Karun?
  • Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
  • Man: Boob dabaun.?
  • Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
  • Man: Fuck?
  • Gal: Period me hun.?
  • Man: Don’t say loose motions hai

  •  hot hindi sms
  • Pehlay kiss karo…
  • phir bister per laitao…
  • phir dono tangein uper kark….
  • thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…

  • ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
  • pamper change kerdo……

  •  hindi adult joke
  • One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
  • girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
  • Boy-agar mere baap
  • ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

  •  adult sms in english
  • 3 FEELINGS
  • what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
  • Stress is when wife is pregnant,
  • tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
  • panic is when both r pregnant





  • Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
  • Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
  • Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
  • Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

  •  non veg sms
  • Catch her by her waist…
  • Bring her home..
  • Keep ur hand on her neck
  • Put ur lips on her lips
  • & have a …
  • …nice drink…PEPSI

  •  love messages
  • 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
  • 1st went in and came out n said
  • “Na my wife is better.”
  • 2nd went in and came out n said
  • “U R right ur wife is much better.”

  •  adult sms collection
  • I really deeply wish dat
  • u r here with me in my room.
  • on my bed & lights is off &
  • we get under the cover together..
  • 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

  •  short adult jokes
  • He came at night,
  • explored my body,
  • got on top of me,
  • touched me, he bit,
  • sucked, swalowd,
  • when he was satisfyed,
  • he left, i was hurt,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

  •  hindi adult joke
  • Most interesting line written
  • on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Excuse me !
  • My face is above.;-)

  •  dirty jokes in english
  • Girl:Its 2 tight
  • Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
  • Gal:Push it in,
  • Boy:Ah..I cant,
  • Gal:Its painful,
  • Boy:Forget it.

  •  adult msg
  • It’s the thing that satisfies
  • ur mind, body & soul!
  • Do it on bed, on a sofa,
  • in the car or anywhere!
  • It’s called Prayer!
  • God bless ur naughty mind.

  •  romantic sms for girlfriend
  • Let me kiss ur lips,
  • let me feel ur teeth,
  • let me feel ur tongue.
  • SMILE!
  • This is ur friend
  • “PEPSODENT”
  • reminding you to brush ur teeth,
  • Twice a day Everyday :)

  •  hot sms
  • Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
  • “can kids of our age have kids?”

  • Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

  • Boy said to girl :
  • “see i told you not to worry




  • A short thing
  • its get longer as u hold it
  • & pass between woman’s breast
  • & enters into a small hole
  • What is it?

  •  adult sms chat
  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  • “Me sick, no work”
  • Boss SMS back:
  • “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
  • 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  • “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

  •  love sms text messages
  • In a party a lady wanted
  • to go to toilet so
  • she inquired with a sardar
  • papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

  • sardarji replied u naughty
  • pehle tum dikhao.

  •  romantic sms for boyfriend
  • Can we do romance in the midnight today?
  • I’m in a good mood:)
  • Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
  • Reply me soon,
  • yours Loving Mosquito.

  •  adult sms
  • Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
  • Boy2.Oh! I know her
  • Boy1:How?
  • Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
  • Boy1:What the hell?
  • Boy2.during lecture in maths class

  • Think +ve:)

  •  romantic hot sms
  • Pati sex karte hue bola:ladka nikalu ya ladki?Patni: tumhari ma ka bhosda,dard se meri gaand fati ja rahi hE.Pahle jo dala hE voto nikalo!

  •  nonvejsms
  • Ek ladki ne 1 kutiya se pucha-Tumhe ek sath itne bachche kaise hote hai.
  • Kutiya-kabhi sadak par nangi ghumo phir pata chalega.

  •  non veg sms jokes
  • Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
  • Girl:-
  • miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

  •  nonvejsms
  • Nityanand Quotes:
  • Din me Hari om,Raat me condom,
  • Din me agarbatti,Raat me Laalbatti,
  • Din me Puja & aarti,Raat me Divya & Bharti,
  • Din me swaha,Raat me Ahaa.

  •  married sms english
  • A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
  • Friend: How was ur first night?
  • Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
  • 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet





  • Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
  • aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
  • Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
  • maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

  •  nonvej sms
  • When Aishwarya delivered a Baby Girl,
  • The doctor welcomed the baby,
  • “You will be amazed to know which family you are born in.
  • Do you know who your Grandfather is?”
  • The baby replied,”Yes, the greatest actor of Bollywood.”
  • The Doctor was shocked.
  • Then he asked, “Do you know who your Mother is?”
  • The baby replied, “One of the most beautiful ladies in the world. Miss World.”
  • The doctor then asked, “Do you know who your Father is?”
  • The baby replied, “NO IDEA”

  •  nonveg hindi sms
  • k raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
  • mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
  • bhala kiun,
  • kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

  •  non veg sms jokes
  • A short thing
  • its get longer as u hold it
  • & pass between woman’s breast
  • & enters into a small hole
  • What is it?

  •  non veg sms in hindi
  • New cople train se jate hue surang se Guzre.
  • Hus: Agar pata hota surang itni lambi hai to fayda utha leta.
  • Wife: hey ram !
  • To kya woh aap nhi the ohh ??

  •  non veg sms in english short
  • Press down… down more… Ok more… YES ahh ohh yes… almost there… yeah oh shit harder… SO GOOD…! mmmmm… That’s how I sex on txt!

  •  short love messages
  • Fallin in Luv
  • “Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.”

  •  love messages in english
  • The leaves may forget the tree, the waves may forget the sea, the flowers may forget the bee, or even YOU may forget me, BUT I will NEVER EVER forget YOU because YOU ARE very special to me!

  •  love messages to boyfriend
  • LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN AGNEL
  • ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT
  • I TOLD AN AGNEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
  • HE SAID ” NO”
  • “BUT WHY”
  • He said “Angels dont take care of angels”

  •  love and romance messages
  • ‘FrndShip’ is Not About Finding D Right Person BUT Creating D Right
  • Relation … It’s NOT How Much We ‘CARE’ in D Begning BUT How Much We ‘CARE’




  • When night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, dont wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found u.

  •  love u messages
  • Dreamy
  • i heard someone whisper ur name’
  • but when i turned around to c who it was,
  • i notice i was alone,
  • then i realize it was my heart
  • telling me that i miss u.

  •  love messages to girlfriend
  • Blue is d color of Poison…
  • Red is d color of Fire….
  • Green is d color of Nature…
  • Black is d color of Mourning…
  • White is d color of Peace…
  • But no colors of love.All these color makes love&
  • love is always colorful..I LOVE U…….

  •  love messages for him
  • I love stars & stars think, Im serious, But Im joking. I Love Moon & Moon thinks, Im serious, But Im joking, I LOVE U & U think Im joking, But Im serious

  •  love messages for a husband
  • Love has heights of the mountain & depth of ocean,it errupts like a valcano & melts like a glacier,it has brightness of thunder & it is the worlds biggest wonder,it leaves no one never & lives with us forever.

  •  love sweet messages
  • Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

  •  birthday messages love
  • Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.

  •  love messages for a husband
  • The leaves may forget the tree, the waves may forget the sea, the flowers may forget the bee, or even YOU may forget me, BUT I will NEVER EVER forget YOU because YOU ARE very special to me!

  •  english love sms messages
  • I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

  •  love messages to boyfriend
  • SOMEONE ASK WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY.THEY EXPECTED ME TO SAY WEALTH BUT SUDDENLY MY MOBILE RING AND YOUR SMS CAME I SAID THAT MAKES ME HAPPY




  • TRUE TEST OF LOVE IS NOT HOW MUCH U LOVE SOMEONE, BUT ITS HOW LONG CAN YOU PRESERVE IT IN YOUR HEART. IT MEANS IF U FIND NEW SUBSTITUE FOR SOMEONE IN UR HEART, U NEVER LOVED THAT PERSON FROM UR HEART.

  •  hindi love text messages
  • certain people touch your heart and u can’t stop thinking about them, that is the kind of person u are ………absent yet so near, simple yet worthy. that you should know!!!By Tipa Aby

  •  hindi love text messages
  • If u r in a dark room,
  • U find blood everywhere and
  • wals r shaking
  • dont worry friend……………….
  • u r at the safest place
  • u r in my heart JANU GEEEEEEEEEEE by Rozia

  •  hindi sms love messages
  • What if? Cupid ruled d world and Valentine was d prince of Cupids’ kingdom…I think evry day would be a Valentines Day! Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way!By Musawakhe

  •  love sms messages in hindi
  • A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable – it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care…

  •  hindi love messages sms
  • I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

  •  love sms messages hindi
  • Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i’d rather spend with you….without you there is no joy, only pain!By Ikram Marwat

  •  hindi love messages
  • No one escapes from love,
  • Neither the rich nor poor,
  • Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
  • We feel we’ll never be apart. By N.W.KHAN

  •  sms text messages love
  • I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
  • Really
  • Truly
  • Unmistakably
  • Unstoppably
  • Unavoidably
  • Crazily, Think about you!By Zeeshan-dhk

  •  love sms text messages
  • ome times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA




  • eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could that be possible? BY ALA

  •  love messages hindi
  • A candle may melt and it’s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

  •  love messages text
  • Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

  •  text messages for love
  • You can fall from a mountain,
  • You can fall from a tree,
  • But the best way to fall,
  • Is to fall in love with me!

  •  love sms
  • ome times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA

  •  love sms msg
  • God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me BY ALA

  •  love sms msg
  • When the night comes, look at the sky.
  • When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!

  •  love sms massages
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  • If you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband…a secret lover. Then these cute love messages and love quotes are for you. Romantic text messages galore find the perfect message to send to your lovers Mobile Phone.

  • Love smsThe most difficult thing
  • The most difficult thing in the life is to see your love loving someone else.By Ammee
  • Love smsAlways draw a circle around
  • Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. By shaheryar
  • Love smsA million words would
  • A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I’ve cried.By shaheryar
  • Love smsI could fill a 1000 p
  • I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.By shaheryar
  • Love smsYou do not know the
  • You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile. By shaheryar

  • Love smsLove is like a cloud…
  • Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… Coz I found love when I found U. By shaheryar
  • Love smsNo one is too young f
  • No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age. By shaheryar
  • Love smsu can put relationship
  • u can put relationship in afile.u cant stop hearts 4 a while u ca make a deasrt of a nile but u can never stop my smile when i c ur nam on my mobile By monliza
  • Love sms If I m in hell & u in heaven,
  • If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without uBy Jeet
  • Love smsyou are summoned to court
  • you are summoned to court for tresspassing in my heart and if you plead guilty u will be sentenced to love me 4ever so how do u plead? By Lawrence
  • Love smsSometimes the world gives me
  • Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it…but whenever it happens…. I just stop and think of u n say, “How can I hate this world when you are a part of it…”By Arzoo
  • Love smsif you say my eyez are beautiful,
  • if you say my eyez are beautiful, its becoz they r luking at you….for my eyez are just the windows my feelings cum thru!!!By Someone special
  • Love smsthe nominies 4 nice lovers r
  • the nominies 4 nice lovers r
  • YOU
  • YOU!
  • YOU!!
  • YOU!!!!
  • YOU!!!!!
  • n the winner is
  • ME
  • bcoz ihav
  • YOU!!!By Isha
  • Love sms”I TRUST U” is a better
  • “I TRUST U” is a better compliment than “I LOVE U” because you may not always trust the person you love but u can always love the person you trust.Mukhoji

  • 4ever & ever i`l be by ur side, & if u r afraid of the world i`l help u to hide,bcuz…..1 thousand deaths i rather die….than ever see u hurt or cry…huma

  • If I hav a Heart Attack, then
  • that’s all bcuz of u, cuz,
  • u r in my heart with anothor heart
  • that is ur heart,
  • which is striking my heart and say,
  • I LOVE U! (That’s Seceret) Misaal

  • Meaning of rose colours…
  • Red 4 Love..
  • Yellow 4 Special Friend..
  • White 4 Peace..
  • Black 4 Hate & Darkness..
  • Pink 4 Likeness..
  • So Plz Choose One Roz Colour 4 Me!!!Sunny Ig..

  • When i was walking alone, i wish that i can reach the end of the road…….But when u walked with me i wish the road never ends.Aslesha

  • LOVE~*
  • *~CARE~*
  • *~INSPIRATIONS~*
  • *~KINDNESS~*
  • These R Few Words Which Cum In My MIND,As I Think Of U!!! :-)precious Soul

  • U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!! Mukhoji

  • LOVE is Special
  • LOVE is Sweet
  • LOVE is what makes
  • Life complete
  • LOVE is giving
  • LOVE is Kind
  • LOVE is Joy
  • & Peace of Mind
  • Love is Laughter
  • Seldom Tears
  • Sharing Caring
  • Through the Year
  • LOVE is more than words Express
  • But mostly
  • \”LOVE IS HAPPINESS\”FARRUKH

  •  love sms
  • Meaning of rose colours…
  • Red 4 Love..
  • Yellow 4 Special Friend..
  • White 4 Peace..
  • Black 4 Hate & Darkness..
  • Pink 4 Likeness..
  • So Plz Choose One Roz Colour 4 Me!!!Sunny Ig..

  •  love sms massages
  • If I hav a Heart Attack, then
  • that’s all bcuz of u, cuz,
  • u r in my heart with anothor heart
  • that is ur heart,
  • which is striking my heart and say,
  • I LOVE U! (That’s Seceret) Misaal




  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  • “Me sick, no work”
  • Boss SMS back:
  • “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
  • 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  • “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

  •  ad;ult jokes
  • In a party a lady wanted
  • to go to toilet so
  • she inquired with a sardar
  • papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

  • sardarji replied u naughty
  • pehle tum dikhao.

  •  adult sms massages
  • Can we do romance in the midnight today?
  • I’m in a good mood:)
  • Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
  • Reply me soon,
  • yours Loving Mosquito.

  •  ad;lult sms massiges
  • A man while making love to his maid,
  • exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

  • The maid smiled and said
  • ‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

  •  adult free sms
  • Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
  • Boy2.Oh! I know her
  • Boy1:How?
  • Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
  • Boy1:What the hell?
  • Boy2.during lecture in maths class

  •  sms massages
  • Catch her by her waist…
  • Bring her home..
  • Keep ur hand on her neck
  • Put ur lips on her lips
  • & have a …
  • …nice drink…PEPSI

  •  adult sms
  • 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
  • 1st went in and came out n said
  • “Na my wife is better.”
  • 2nd went in and came out n said
  • “U R right ur wife is much better.”

  •  adult free sms massages
  • I really deeply wish dat
  • u r here with me in my room.
  • on my bed & lights is off &
  • we get under the cover together..
  • 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

  •  free joke
  • He came at night,
  • explored my body,
  • got on top of me,
  • touched me, he bit,
  • sucked, swalowd,
  • when he was satisfyed,
  • he left, i was hurt,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

  •  adult sms massages
  • A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
  • and
  • say
  • that i will do anything to pass in the exams
  • and professor says
  • NOW OPEN YOUR
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Books And Study






  • Let me kiss ur lips,
  • let me feel ur teeth,
  • let me feel ur tongue.
  • SMILE!
  • This is ur friend
  • “PEPSODENT”
  • reminding you to brush ur teeth,
  • Twice a day Everyday :)

  •  frre adult jokes
  • Can we do romance in the midnight today?
  • I’m in a good mood:)
  • Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
  • Reply me soon,
  • yours Loving Mosquito.

  • Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
  • which is 6″ long
  • and move it in and out
  • and wait for a white substance to come out?

  • Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
  • i cant tell such words

  • Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

  •  adult sms massages
  • A man while making love to his maid,
  • exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

  • The maid smiled and said
  • ‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

  •  adult sms massages
  • I want to suck you
  • lick you
  • wanna move my tongue all over you
  • wanna feel you in my mouth
  • yep, that’s how you
  • eat an ice cream!

  •  adult sms jokes
  • In a bath room,
  • a boy touches a girl everywhere!
  • You Know whose that boy?
  • Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
  • Dirty people always think dirty.

  •  adult sms
  • Most interesting line written
  • on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Excuse me !
  • My face is above.;-)

  •  adult free sms
  • Let me kiss ur lips,
  • let me feel ur teeth,
  • let me feel ur tongue.
  • SMILE!
  • This is ur friend
  • “PEPSODENT”
  • reminding you to brush ur teeth,
  • Twice a day Everyday :)

  •  adult free sms
  • Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
  • which is 6″ long
  • and move it in and out
  • and wait for a white substance to come out?

  • Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
  • i cant tell such words

  • Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

  •  free ;ljokes
  • A man while making love to his maid,
  • exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

  • The maid smiled and said
  • ‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’





  • U may love ur girl frnd very Deeply
  • But u CAN NOT Express its more deeper than 6 or 7 Inches

  •  free jokes msg…….
  • Roye ish kadar unke sine se lipatkar,
  • Roye ish kadar unke sine se lipatkar,
  • ki wo khud aapni bra utar kar boli,
  • daba le kamine natak maat kar

  •  sms adult ..//…
  • 7 Log nange ho k apna LUNd khada kar k 1 line me khade the,

  • 1 ladki- ji aap log c@nd0m ki add h kya?

  • Admi-Nahi pagli,”7-up” ki…

  •  adult free jokes
  • Santa- tum kitne bhai ho??
  • Banta- hum 2 bhai hai!!!
  • Santa- baap me dum nai tha kya!!!
  • .
  • .
  • Banta- tum kitne bhai ho??
  • Santa- hum 5 bhai aur 2 behne hai!!
  • Banta- baap ko aur koi kaam nai tha kaya…..

  •  adult msg……….free..////…
  • Beti: papa m ma banane wali hu..
  • papa: besarm ye kya bk rahi ho..

  • beti: papa aapne hi to kaha tha jb tum kuchh bn nhi jati m ACTIVA nhi dilaungaa…

  •  adult sms
  • Happy Summer
  • Garmi Shuru ho rahi hai
  • Ab dhile kurte me BRA BOOBS
  • &
  • Patli Salwar mai Floral Panty fir se dekhne ko milegi
  • “KAMINO KE LIYE JANHIT MAI JARI”

  •  adult sms jokes
  • Ladka bola, woh aadmi to”Carefree sanitary pack” kharidane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, Machli pakadne chale jao.

  •  adult sms jokes
  • Netaji Gaon ke ek Ghar mein Jakar Ek Aurat se bole-Ab Hum aa Gaye he,ab VIKAS hoga

  • Aurat-Pichli Baar bhi Tumne kaha tha,par VIKAS hone ke badlee VIMLA hui thi !!

  •  free joke
  • To all grls who die for ‘size zero’ & to all boys who wna such a girl as a Gf:
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • “Real man” goes for best shapes..

  • Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai

  •  adult free sms massages
  • Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to each Other.
  • .
  • When Luck favors, You can Fuck the Whole World.
  • .
  • But
  • .
  • When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to Fuck you!




  • Suh@agrat Ko Pati Biwi Ko Puri Jaan Laga K Thhok Rha Tha,Tabhi Patni Boli- Ab Lannd Daloge Bhi Ya Yuhi Ungli Karte Rahoge…

  •  adult sms msg,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  • boy-u r wearing red panty
  • girl-how do u know?
  • b-thanks 2 rajni eyecare
  • g-u r nt wearing underwear
  • b-hey u 2rajni eyecare
  • g-zip band kar pagal

  •  msg adult free……………..
  • at sexy toy shop girl: duplicate pennis ka section kaha h?
  • clerck: waha pe.
  • G: wo redwala kitne ka h?
  • C: o hawas ki pujaran wo aag bujhane ka cylinder h.

  •  adult msg free,….
  • Old Man 1: My hands shake so badly, that I always cut my face while shaving.
  • Old Man 2: That’s nothing. While pissing yesterday, I masturbated twice!

  •  adult sms msg…………………………………………………………
  • Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?”

  • Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.

  •  adult sms
  • Santa came to bed with Cetrizine, Gelusil, Aspirin & water.
  • Jeeto: Why?
  • Santa: It’s for your cold, acidity & headache.
  • Jeeto: But I don’t have any of them.
  • Santa: Fine, then let’s make love.

  •  adult sms msg
  • Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients? To keep them from rolling out of bed.

  •  adult sms msg………………………………
  • Boy: Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie. Wanna Come?
  • Girl: Which Movie?
  • Boy: `Condom Of Shailesh`.
  • Girl: You Idiot, it`s `Quantum Of Solace.`

  •  adult sms msg
  • Pappu comes 2 his class with broken spectacles.
  • Teacher: What happened?
  • Pappu: I was kissing my girlfriend.
  • Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
  • Pappu: She closed her legs

  •  adult sms msg
  • Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?
  • Santa: Pussy!
  • Girl slapped Santa & said, “This is not a whorehouse, this is a KFC counter.




  • Gal:I’m like radio,my mouth speaker,my left breast-tuner,right volume.
  • Man:Can I try?(touches breast)-no sound.
  • Girl:U ven’t plugged in yet!

  •  adults sms msg
  • A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat. Suddenly he saw a girl and he used the tree for making bed.
  • Moral:A hole can change your goal.

  •  free adult msg
  • Teacher 2 girl: Which part of the body expands 5 times its normal size?
  • Girl: I can’t answer this one, I feel embarrassed.
  • Same question to a boy.
  • Boy: Pupil of Human Eye.

  •  adult free jokes
  • Banta: What is a Mangalsutra?
  • Santa: It is a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Condom.
  • Banta: What is a Condom?
  • Santa: It is device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra.

  •  adult free sms
  • Lady: I want 2 learn tennis.
  • Coach: Sure! Hold the racket as u hold ur husband’s penis.
  • Lady: OK.
  • Coach: No..no, M’am, get d racket out of the mouth.

  •  adult jokes msg
  • First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I’m feeling guilty
  • Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar.
  • First Doc: Yeah, but I’m a Veterinary doctor.

  •  adults free post
  • MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _ . Only few students like me who wrote: Pulse Passed.

  •  adult free jokes
  • In a party a lady wanted
  • to go to toilet so
  • she inquired with a sardar
  • papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

  • sardarji replied u naughty
  • pehle tum dikhao.

  •  adult free jokwa
  • 6 Inch ka hai.
  • .
  • Size normal he
  • .
  • .
  • Mazboot he
  • .
  • .
  • Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
  • .
  • .
  • 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
  • .
  • .
  • Lena he to bolo?

  • Full Time Masti

  • Non stop Fun

  • Mera…
  • .
  • LG KG 195

  •  Adult nonveg jokes
  • anju chud gai manju chud gai

  • chud gaya parmanand bhaiya jaldi

  • se ghar aajao bhabhi ke nikal gaya lund






  • A little boy brust into his
  • parent”s room one night
  • and was astonished by
  • what he found his mother
  • doing to his father.”Bunty!”he told a friend at
  • school next morning,
  • “and to think i get
  • punishments for just
  • sucking my thumb.”

  •  adults free joke
  • Shahjahan Tha Bewakoof Jo Banaya Itna Mahenga ‘ TAAJMAHAL”
  • Agar Rakhta utne Paise Bank Me ” AAJ ”
  • To Itna Aata ” BYAAJ”
  • Ki Roz -Roz Aati Nayi-Nayi..” MUMTAAJ”

  •  adult jokes
  • Patni-Aaj Main Peticot Main Thi Tabhi Sasur Ji Aa Gaye..

  • Pati-Phir Tumne Kya Kiya?

  • Patni- Maine sharam Ke mare Peticot Utha Kar Ghunghat kr liya…

  •  adult free jokes
  • Ladki: Condoms Dena.
  • Dukaandar masti mein: Kis liye ?
  • Ladki Gusse se: Tere Baap ko Gift Dungi,Taki tere jaisa dusra chutiya paida na ho.

  •  new adult jokes
  • Saali-Jijaji is paheli ka jawab do,
  • Masal Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke Ghusa diya..
  • Jija- Maar khayegi,
  • Sali-Aarre Jijaji SUI ME DHAGA…Aap bi..

  •  free adult jokes
  • Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
  • saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

  • Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
  • tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

  •  free adult joke
  • Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
  • tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
  • dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

  • samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

  •  adult sms free jokes
  • Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
  • magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
  • tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
  • phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
  • or
  • phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
  • or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
  • to tum nikal lena apna ATM

  •  adult sms joke
  • Usne utari saree
  • fir aayi peticoat ki bari
  • blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
  • ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
  • yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

  •  adult jokes
  • Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
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  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • A:1000- rupee currency note.!
  • Always think positive

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