New Munna Bhai SMS Best Jokes


  • PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
  • MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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  • MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
  • CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

  • MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
  • CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
  • Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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  • Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
  • Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

  • Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
  • Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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  • Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
  • Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

  • Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
  • Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
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  • Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
  • meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

  • Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
  • Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
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  • LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

  • CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
  • but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
  • Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
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  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
  • gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
  • 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

  • MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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  • Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
  • Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

  • Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
  • paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
  • Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

  • Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

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