New Sarcasm Quotes Whatsapp 2016


  1. I feel so miserable wit!!hout you, it’s almost like having you here.
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  4. I like you. People say I’!!ve got no taste, but I like you.
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  7. Don’t be humble. Yo!!u’re not that great.
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  10. Thou shalt not weigh!! more than thy refrigerator.
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  13. Someone who think!!s logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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  16. He was happily !!married – but his wife wasn’t.
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  19. Sometimes I ne!!ed what only you can provide: your absence.
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  22. If you’re too open-!!minded, your brains will fall out.
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  25. There’s too m!!uch blood in my caffeine system.
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  28. A sarc!!astic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
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  31. If you’re !!one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
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  34. Nothing is more d!!iscouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
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  37. You were lo!!oking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
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  40. I find televi!!sion very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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  43. He has no ene!!mies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
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  46. We are respo!!nsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
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  49. Experience is a won!!derful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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  52. There are some peop!!le who come in your life pretending that they love u only because they need you
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  55. The grass !!may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
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  58. Sarcasm I !now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
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  61. The Unite!d States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
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  64. Mail yo!ur packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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  67. Som!e people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
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  70. You have d@elighted us long enough.
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  73. He loves nat@ure in spite of what it did to him.
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  76. I do not part@icipate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.
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  79. The trouble @with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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  82. Man is the o@nly animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victems he intends to eat until he eats them.
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  85. To be @stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
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  88. I have never kille@d a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
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  91. When dealing@ with sarcastic people, prescribe them the same course of medicine but with a stronger dosage
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  94. Sometim@es I need what only you can provide: your absence.
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  97. A bu@reaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
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  100. As regards rap music, I b@elieve that the c is silent.
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  103. Cookbooks bear the @same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother’s.
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  106. A psychiatrist is a fell@ow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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  109. The one func@tion that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
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  112. It is not nece@sssary to understand things in order to argue about them.
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  115. Automatic simply@ means that you can’t repair it yourself.
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  118. It’s always dar@kest before it turns absolutely pitch black.


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  121. What I lack in d@ecorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.
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  124. You can’t fin@d any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
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  127. An app@eal is when you ask one court to show it’s contempt for another court.
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  130. If we are the only inte@lligent life in the universe, at least there’s a finite number of idiots.
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  133. People seem to en@joy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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  136. I would @like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
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  139. I find it @rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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  142. The trou@ble with children is that they are not returnable.
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  144. The w@ord aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning ability to, and bics, meaning withstand tremendous boredom.



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