New Students Exams SMS


  1. A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? 
  2. Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!  

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  4. Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33...
  5.  Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. 
  6. Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100! 
  7. Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.  

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  9.  
  10. My nights are going sleepless my days...
  11.  My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".  

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  13. To be a Good professional always start...
  14.  To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!  
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  16. Human brain is the most outstanding object...
  17.  Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.  

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  19. Burraaah Sara syllabus padh liya Bas books...
  20.  Burraaah...... 


  21. Sara syllabus padh liya... 


  22. Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...


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  24. Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, 
  25. Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, 
  26. Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, 
  27. Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, 
  28. Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna  

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  30. Class ki har ladki ek phool hai...
  31.  Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..  

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  34. An engineering student to his sweeper brother...
  35.  An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". 
  36. Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. 

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