New Zubaida Aapa SMS


  • Lal baig ko marty wqt usky pait se,

  • Jo mawaad niklta ha,

  • Usko chaatny se ankhon ki roshni tez hoti ha,

  • Zubaida apa k zehreely totky.


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  • Agr apky kmry me machhar zyada hn,

  • To gaye ka gobar uthha k jla den,

  • Dhuwen se machhar andr nhi aayen gy.


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  • Agr aap washroom jaty huye kundi na bnd kren,

  • To tension ki wajeh se jldi farigh ho kr bahr aa skty hn.

  • Speedy totky.


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  • Wiki leaks ka inkishaaf,

  • Zubaida apa urdu bazar se 5,

  • 5 rupy ki kitaaben ly k totky btati ha.


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  • Kisi lrrki ko maarny ka asaan tareeqa,

  • Ik lrrki ko qeemti libaas jeweler or cosmetics de kr aisy kmry me bnd kr do.

  • Jahan sheesha na ho,

  • Tarrap tarrap k hasrat se hi mr jaye gi.


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  • Do dost jungle me ghoomny gye to achanak ik reechh aa gya,

  • Ik darakht pe chrh gya or doosra sans rok k zameen pr late gya,

  • Reechh jhuka or usko soongh kr bola:

  • Naa puttar naaa, Ithy zubaida apa de totky ni chlny.


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  • Mere dil k bawarchi khany me,

  • Teri yad ka choolha jalta ha.

  • Zubaida apa.


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  • Agar apka kutta apko kaat ly,

  • To aap bhi usy kaat len,

  • Hisaab brabr,

  • Zubaida apa k inteqaami totky.


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  • Agar sr se baal na niklen to sr pe angro urea lgwayen,

  • Jb urea zameen se kaddu nikal skta ha to,

  • Kaddu jaisy sr se bal qn ni.

  • Zubaida apa.


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  • Faraz Zubaida Aapa Kay Liya Farmate Hein
  • Apa Kya Khuub Adaa Tm Paati Hou
  • Apa Kya Khuub Adaa Tm Paati Hou
  • Yeah Totke Kahan Say Lati Houn
  • Aapa Repliex
  • Chala Jaye Duneya Say Joh Aata Nahi Wo Lotkaay
  • Ek Baar Joh Aazmale Zubaida Aapa K Totkaay.


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  • Agar Sardio Main Nahate Waqt
  • Pani Bohaat Zadaa ThaNda Lage Toh
  • Toh Pani Garam Kar Kay Nahalo
  • Abb Iz Me Be
  • Zubaida Aapa Kay Totkay Hi Chaiyeah Keyah.


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  • Chehre Koh Gulabi Krna Hou Tou
  • 2 Eggx
  • 1 Spon
  • Lal-Mirch
  • Phaint Kar
  • Chehray Pe 5 Minx
  • Masage Kr K Dho Lainn
  • Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
  • Jaye Gi
  • Zubaida Aapa K
  • Jaan-Leva Totkay.


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  • Agar Tmse Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
  • Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuxh Nah Kar Sakou
  • Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
  • Zubaida Aapa Kay Intiqami Totkay.


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  • Agar App Chae Bnaty Waqt Chae
  • Ki Paati Kay Sath Thori Tambaco
  • Ki Pati Dal Dainn Tu Koi B Aendas
  • Ap Say Chae Ki FarmaIzh Nhi Krygah
  • (Zubeda Aapa K Janleva Totkay).


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  • Agr Koi Apkoh SMS Ya MIzcallx
  • Day Kar Tang Kar Raha Hy Tu
  • Uskah Number Facebook Par
  • Larki K Naam Say Likh Den Aor Mazaa Dekhain
  • Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totkay.


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  • Agr Apkoh Raat Mai Neend Nhi Ati Toh Ankhon Main
  • Ek Ek Drop Elfi Dal Lain Apkoh Nend B Achi Ayegi
  • AOr Subh Ankh B Nhi Khulegee
  • Zubaida Aapa Kay ANdha Dhund Totkay.

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  • Agar Tmsay Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
  • Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuch Nah Kar Sakoo
  • Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
  • Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay.


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  • ‘Refrnce:
  • Dailly Jung Of 10-08-14
  • “APPEAL”
  • Taman Doston Se GuzarIzh Hai K Allah K Wasty
  • Zubeda Aapa Ka Mazaq Na Uraen
  • Woh Buzurg Khatoon Hai
  • ALLAH Mazaq Uraney Walo Ka Mazaq
  • Bana Deta Hai
  • xara Sochein Koi Iz Tarha Hamari Maa Kah Mazaq Uraye Toh
  • Allah Ap Ki Maa, Behno Ki Izzat Ki Hifazat
  • KaR (AMEEN) Khud Koh Bhi Rokein Or 2sro Koh Bhe Rokein
  • Plz Fwd 2 All
  • 4rm
  • (Zubeda Aapa Kah Beta
  • Hussain Tariq).


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  • Pressure On Brain Iz Inversely Proportional
  • To The Number Of Dayx Left 4r EXAMZ
  • Keeping The Syllabus Conxtant
  • Zubaida Aapa’s 1st Law Of Tenxion.


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  • Agar Aap Sey K0i Bachi Set Nhe H0 Rhe
  • T0 Aapki Shakal Achi Nhe H0gi P
  • Beta Iss Men Mein Kya Kar Sakti Hun
  • Zubaida Aapa Ke Bebasi.




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  • Me Ney Kaha M0hbat
  • Me Kuch B Ker Sakta H0
  • Faraaazzz
  • Usny Kaha 1 Anday K 2 Amlet
  • T0 Bana Ker Dikha0
  • Hat Ja Yar
  • Zubaida
  • Aapa K Ps Ja Raha H0n.


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  • Zubaida Apa K T0tkay
  • Chahrey Ke Rangat Me Nikhar 00r Kel Mahas0n Sey Nijaat Me Ubtan Jesa Naqis Tareqa Tark Kren 00r Sasta 00r Nehayat M0assar Tariqa Apnaen Muhallay Ke Qarib Tar C0w Sey Mulaqat Karen 00r Unka Umda 00r Taza Khusb0dar G0bar Le K Chahre Pe Malyay Phr Daikhna Apka Yh Nikhar Dunya Daikhay Ge.
  • Zubaida Apa K T0tkay.


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  • Agaar Raat K0 S0tay Waqat
  • Jali H0i Cigratte Mu0n Me Rakh K
  • S0ya Jaye T0 Kharatay Latay Waqat
  • Khud Bah Khud Kash Lagega
  • Zubaida Aapa Ka Dh0nwan Dar T0tka.


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  • 3 m00li ke parathe 2 g0bi ke parathe 1 plate
  • mash ki dal 0r 1 pyala 0bly chane 1 sath khaen
  • 0R apni zati gas se generatr chalaen “ZUBAIDA
  • AAPA k C.N.G T0tky.


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  • Ager ap ke shadi na h0 rhe h0 t0h daily subh
  • uth ke apney walid sahab k r00m k samne z0r z0r
  • se dh0lki bjayn

  • zubaida apa ke kut khilane wale t0tkey.


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  • Girlfrend ke h0nt0 per shehd laga kar
  • kiss ki jae t0h gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur
  • khansi b theek h0 jae gi.
  • !
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  • (Zubaida appa k Chaska t00tky)


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  • Sardi0n main skin kushk h0jaye tu pani me haldi
  • 0r milk p0wdr dal ke ubal lain
  • ThNda h0jaye tu dahi makhan dal ke mixture k0h
  • phaink dain

  • 0r m0uh pe c0ld cream laga lain

  • Zubaida Aapa ke Chakker Baz T0tkay.


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  • Ager apna pyar pana chaty h0 t0h apni tabyat
  • kharb kar
  • l0h 0r bayh0shi ke alam main apney ghar wal0 ke
  • samney us
  • ka he naam lyta rah0.

  • (Zubaida apa ke pyaar pa0 t0tkay)


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  • Agar sardion may nahathay waqt sardi zyaada lagay thu paani garam karkay naha lu inshallah sardi nahe lagegey



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  • Agar sardion may nahathay waqt sardi zyaada lagay thu paani garam karkay naha lu inshallah sardi nahe lagegey

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  • Agar aap ki shaadi nahe hu rahe thu ruzana subha apna pajama dhu kar walid sahab kay kamray kay saamnay latka lein inshallah afaqa hujaye ga

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  • Kisi kay marnay ki khabar har kisi ku nahe denee chahiye isi tarah biryaani kam parh saktee hay

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  • Masjid kay baher chappal rakwanay kay bajaye aik chappal aik kunay aur dusra dusray kunay may rahein koi chori nahe karay ga

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  • Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch, Dhaniya Powder, Pise Haldi, Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1 , 1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein

  • wu foran he bomd parhay bagher mar jayega

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  • Agar aap tarhap tarhap kay marna chahthay hain thu shaadi karain

  • Zubaida aapa ka aazmuda totka

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  • Wu kunsa khan hay ju pathan nahee hay
  • Destar Khan zubaida aap aka paheli wala totka

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  • Agar sar par baal na nikal rahian houn thu sir pe engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal kyun nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay

  • g haan

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  • Agar mobile kee battery low hu aur aap nay zarori call karni hu to pahle mubile charge kar lu Yaar aab zubaida apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b totka batayen

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  • Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaaye ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen. Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,

  • Zubaida apa ye tmhara he kameena pan hoga\

  • hahahahhahahah



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  • May nay kaha muhabbat may kuch bhe kar sakta hun
  • Usnay kaha aik anday kay 2 aamlet bana kar dekha

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  • Rozay kay mazedar totkay

  • Rozay Main Chupkay Se

  • Pani Pe Lainay se Sara Din

  • Piyaas Nahi Lagti

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  • Zubaida Appa K Dozakh Puhchanay k Totkay

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  • Kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?
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  • Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
  • nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga.


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  • Walidain k kehne pe
  • agr jawan beta Namaz
  • nhi prhta, to muhaly
  • ki kise khubsurat
  • larki sy kahein, k wo
  • use namaz parhny ka
  • kahein,

  • Zubaida apa k islami
  • totky.


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  • Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon,
  • to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se,
  • kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi,
  • Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay


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  • Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt,
  • Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To,

  • To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo,
  • Ab Is Me B
  • Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya?


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  • Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu,

  • ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen,

  • wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi,

  • ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE


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  • Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy,
  • to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den,
  • 5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.


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  • Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary,
  • tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,
  • Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray,
  • NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!
  • (Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)
  • Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai
  • (Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)


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  • Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho,
  • Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya
  • Karo,
  • Zubaida Aapa “Masala Tv,
  • Pe Recepy
  • Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen.




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  • Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay,
  • 1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me,
  • rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi,

  • Eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka


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  • Goldn words!

  • Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr
  • leta hai, to yaad rkho
  • Kundi 2no tarf hoti hai,
  • Tusi baarun laa k nass jao,

  • Zubaida aapa k esi ki tesi waly totkey.


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  • Zubeda Aapa Arz karti hyn,

  • Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka
  • Choolha jalta hy,

  • Wah wa wa..
  • Agay tou Sunyn janab,

  • Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka Choolha jalta hy,
  • Tery Ishq k Pakory hum Talty hyn Jismy SHAN Masala Dalta hy,

  • Kia bat hy…
  • loot lia yaar


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  • Kuch loog jungle mai gum ho gaye wahan,
  • aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
  • lakin,
  • end mai aik aurat rah gaye
  • shair us aurat k paas gaya
  • aur
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  • us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
  • “Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
  • raha hai plz koi totka bataoo.


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  • Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhag kr Shadi
  • karny ki Dhamki dy to

  • Us k Ghar walo ko chahye k

  • Uski Tind kr den..

  • 5 Maheny tak Bhagny ka name nahi ley Gi.
  • OR
  • Agr Uska
  • Boy friend dakh ly ga to wo khud hi Bhag
  • jaye Ga.

  • ZuBIDA AAPA K LOVE MERRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY.


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  • Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon
  • to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se
  • kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi
  • Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay.


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  • Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein
  • toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch,
  • Dhaniya Powder,
  • Pise Haldi,
  • Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1,
  • 1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein


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  • Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

  • Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

  • Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

  • ye totke kahan se lati ho…

  • Aapa replies..

  • Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

  • ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke


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  • Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay
  • 1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me
  • rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi.

  • (Eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka)

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  • Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan
  • aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
  • lakin
  • end mai aik aurat rah gaye
  • shair us aurat k paas gaya
  • aur
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  • us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
  • Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
  • raha hai plz koi totka bataoo





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